Chris Chipman, what can one say?
https://chipmanbros.libsyn.com/
Date of the first episode, May 10th 2017.
This passion project of some random nobody with delusions of grandeour wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so bland. If he was legit crazy, you could find some entertainment but he is just your uncle playing pretend he's a radio host.
Everybody has some family member that thinks they're smarter than everyone else but they are not harming anyone so the family roll their eyes when he's had one too many and talks how they would totally fix the economy while writing the next New York Times best seller.
But anyways, lets' take August 2020 as our baseline and assume this idiot has had the same enthusiasm as he had on day 1:
First things first, for such an upbeat theme he talks like he's on IV thorazine. This is my first introduction to the channel and that's not a good sign, so I guess he leaves the enthusiasm to his 4 other shows.
He starts off by listng his many podcastst and channels (3 years down the road and none of his videos has hit quadruple digits, despite being of Moviebob's fame).
"These are all the shows that I make but I'm sure that my literal dozens of fans want to know what made me." Jesus H Christ, I can understand Bob's ego but this guy legitimately thinks he's an entertainer worth of a lifetime tv movie.
The whole thing is exactly like Bob's series: he talks and things appear on screen. Except he talks at a normal pace and has only a tenth of his brother's hilarious autism.
The purpose of this video series? A diary of his life. That's it, he will tell you how many times he farted in a day, how many chairs he broke sitting down and how many time he caught Bob fapping to princess peach.....
except not really.
As I have said before, his content is incredibly boring. It doesn't bring anything to the table, it sure as hell doesn't entertain and again, it's a guy with the most boring delusions of grandeur. In any case I sped through the whole thing just to see if there was anything interesting.
4:47 - 5:19 Reagan Bad and Orange man bad!
7:50 - Indiana Jones 2 - movie bad because racism and women rights. Still loves it but he's an educated liberal so he must denounce it before saying anything good.
10:49 - Ghostbusters 2016 good (because he's an educated liberal, mind you) but 1984 version better.
13:40 - Gremlins good!
17:01 - The last starfighter good! But here's an interesting thing. The premise of the movie is that a kid that is only good at playing videogames gets recruited by an alien race to help them win the war. Given Bob's attitude towards vidya affecting reality you know that this movie just validated his Mario fantasies.
...and that's it. There's 2 more movies where he gushes over but assuming anything else is overreaching. There is no secret code, it's just some white trash from Lynn talking about "movie good because me like".
Which leads me to why this video pisses me off: it's the same shit he has been doing for 3 years far less succesfully than his brother yet pretends he needs a fifth show to talk about. It's "member this" the show. And it's basic bitch, mass appeal shit. He's a fucking consoomer like his brother but without access to a thesaurus and lethal doses of autism. The takes are not even cold, they are frozen.
So I'll just leave this Sam Hyde video to explain why his shit is worse than bad:
Give this deranged mad man some money: https://gumroad.com/samhyde Taken from Kickstarter TV S01E11
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There is only 1 silver lining I can take from the show: Chris was drinking while filming so maybe, if one's patient, he will slip and say something about Bobby boy.