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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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....so I came back here after a month or so long Bob break and saw "Pedo fetish" added to the title. MovieBob just keeps getting worse.
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Chris's daughter turns 5 today, yet somehow Gramma sent Uncle Bob a gift:
A conjunction of consoomerist franchises is what the World needs to restore its sanity:
Bobby comments on the supposed tervery of Hillary Rodham. You see Bobby always prefaces with "it's outside my lane but I've just got to cissplain".
What he says in a nutshell is that American liberals are more brainwashed by the T than the Brits are.
Julian Assange:
Brexit gave us the coof!!!!
I have no idea what he says except America RACIST MISOGYNIST RAHHHHHH!!!!
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Bobby imagines himself being harassed again:
All cops are bastards except when people say mean things about me on the internet. And who are those "friends and colleagues"?
Speaking of sorta colleagues, Yahtzee continues to be the only draw of The Escapist. He is so important that not even Ego Bob dares to badmouth him:
And it seems The Escapist is not totally happy with Bobby's "Big Picture Classics":
Hallowed be His name who brought us the Grace of Consumption:
Peter Coffin. I'm not sure what he's getting at. If he thinks Peter Coffin is jealous of the kool kids at the kore of Breadtube, he is not too off the mark:
A conjunction of consoomerist franchises is what the World needs to restore its sanity:
Bobby comments on the supposed tervery of Hillary Rodham. You see Bobby always prefaces with "it's outside my lane but I've just got to cissplain".
What he says in a nutshell is that American liberals are more brainwashed by the T than the Brits are.
Julian Assange:
Brexit gave us the coof!!!!
I have no idea what he says except America RACIST MISOGYNIST RAHHHHHH!!!!
+ + + +
Bobby imagines himself being harassed again:
All cops are bastards except when people say mean things about me on the internet. And who are those "friends and colleagues"?
Speaking of sorta colleagues, Yahtzee continues to be the only draw of The Escapist. He is so important that not even Ego Bob dares to badmouth him:
And it seems The Escapist is not totally happy with Bobby's "Big Picture Classics":
Hallowed be His name who brought us the Grace of Consumption:
Peter Coffin. I'm not sure what he's getting at. If he thinks Peter Coffin is jealous of the kool kids at the kore of Breadtube, he is not too off the mark:
The image of bob with the mario and yeed doll is just horrifying. It represents both of prefered CONSUME targets, yet he's too stupid to realize that he's the exact type of person that peter coffin rails against because he PERFECTLY REPRESENTS THE WHAT CORPORATIONS WANT PEOPLE TO BE LIKE. All talk, no action, "DO WHAT MAKES SENSE IN THE RIGHT NOW" sort of people with no long term plans for anything. "Every bad thing can be changed with just one law! " Only consume, consume, consume. I love bob's utter obsession with neoliberalism as a "perfect world" combined with his utopian solutions, because they're utterly at odds with what bob would "want" , and he's too stupid to realize it or his brain has done so many mental gymnastics I'd give it a gold medal , and wonder why bob hasn't essentially had a BSOD type stroke with how many times people have told him "no, this doesn't work, these two ideals conflict completely. " and his brain just completely ignores everything infront of him. Probably because the realization would cause said stroke.
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He probably gush over them since they’re on par with what he makes. When I saw this, I thought this was someone parodying MovieBob.
This is a good reason why the comedic political commentary have been a joke; insufferable cunts using syntax and smug attitudes to disguise their shallow commentary.
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Peter Coffin himself is also an all talk no action loser; whatever "long term plans" Coffin yammers about are pie in the sky rhetoric. We must destroy the System but don't ask me how.
Both Coffin and Bobby are firm believers of consoomerism. The reason that Coffin manages to hang onto the periphery of Breadtube while Bobby can't is just that Coffin has been careful not to say the quiet part aloud, while Bobby yells out that part with a bullhorn.
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And not even one of Dwayne's better movies
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I dunno, least Jumanji was silly and fun. That movie was just..woof...
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I mean what actually good movies has he been in? I feel it's like a Will Smith thing where you have a charismatic lead that breaks in from another medium (TV/music for Will, wrestling for The Rock) where they sell tickets but are never really in anything actually good.
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The rundown was pretty dope.
I also like the Scorpion King.
I also like the Scorpion King.
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The Rundown, Central Intelligence, Faster, Pain&Gain, Walking Tall, the Snitch, Get Smart
Moviebob's going on an insane string of retweets about manifest destiny and american exceptionalism, considering how lady liberty in the painting is bringing light to savages you'd think bob would agree with it. Except he believes that all the "savages" should be killed. The rants about religion he's retweeting are hilarious as well, considering Christofacism hasn't existed as a political force for years. Is he a confirmed atheist?
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Retweeted himself because that pwnage was such epick 1337 style dawg!
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"Grow up."
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I missed this and all I can say is holy shit Bob.
Does he wanna fuck 'em or kill 'em or something else that my obsolete brain just cannot comprehend? Either way, the conciseness is that whatever he meant, it's not good.
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leave it to a man(?) to properly explain what misogyny is.
Yes, it's a tranny.
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"Grow up."
Never saw Amadeus so I don't get the reference. I was hoping for some sort of hint of an explanation in the replies but apparently no one understands him either.Peter Coffin. I'm not sure what he's getting at. If he thinks Peter Coffin is jealous of the kool kids at the kore of Breadtube, he is not too off the mark:
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I missed this and all I can say is holy shit Bob.
Does he wanna fuck 'em or kill 'em or something else that my obsolete brain just cannot comprehend? Either way, the conciseness is that whatever he meant, it's not good.
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leave it to a man(?) to properly explain what misogyny is.
Yes, it's a tranny.
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Retweeted himself because that pwnage was such epick 1337 style dawg!
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Never saw Amadeus so I don't get the reference. I was hoping for some sort of hint of an explanation in the replies but apparently no one understands him either.
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Amadeus is one of Mola's favorite flicks (the play might be even better). The central conceit is that talent does not confer morality; Mozart is a pompous, pampered, obscene little bastard who writes music like unto the voice of God. Salieri is industrious, pious, devoted, and servile, and only writes mediocre music. Salieri is driven mad with envy over Mozart's music and devotes all his energy to destroying him, ultimately succeeding in a temporal way (Mozart dies penniless), but failing when it comes to whose music becomes immortal.
Note 1: Do not take this film as history.
Note 2: No, I have no fucking idea what Bob is talking about.
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He was also Maui in Moana and Jack Bruno in Race to Witch Mountain. Those were pretty good movies.
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Ironically, Salieri is now known more because of the play/movie even though by all accounts he got along with Mozart and the two of them respected each other's work.
I suppose you could apply the idea that talent does not confer morality on the left and their meltdowns over talented people doing something they don't like (most recently JK Rowling), but I don't think Bob wanted to say that the left is a mess because they can't handle the idea that talented and smart people have different opinions from them.
There are multiple ways that you can view Amadeus. It can be viewed from a religious perspective(which is how Salieri tries to understand why Mozart is so good compared to him) it can also be viewed as a movie about a bitter no-talent hack that wants to sabotage a genuine artist all because he doesn't conform to his limited worldview. Its not a simple movie there are multiple ways to view it.The Mozart in the movie doesn't actually do anything trully evil he's just not stuffy and pretentious and acts childish. So from that POV Salieri comes across as a jerk.True its not historically accurate but that's not the point.Its a movie about resentment and envy the details about who did what are irrelevant.
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You guys are probably searching too deep.
Leftist YT is a recent, gauche phenomena. They hate Bob 'cause they ain't Bob.
Bob and the people who have been boring the tits off the internet for 10+ years are Mozart. Leftist YT is Salieri, trying to bully and kill the medium's true creative genius.
Ignore the fact the whole young upstart vs. entrenched stooge is reversed. This makes perfect sense in Bob's marinated brain.
Leftist YT is a recent, gauche phenomena. They hate Bob 'cause they ain't Bob.
Bob and the people who have been boring the tits off the internet for 10+ years are Mozart. Leftist YT is Salieri, trying to bully and kill the medium's true creative genius.
Ignore the fact the whole young upstart vs. entrenched stooge is reversed. This makes perfect sense in Bob's marinated brain.
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The reason I mentioned its historical issues is related to this, actually. One of the things Salieri resents most deeply -- the scene where he understands it is pivotal to him turning against Mozart -- is how Mozart composes genius music so effortlessly. Where Salieri labors and struggles and sweats to produce even mediocre stuff, Mozart tosses off godlike music while barely trying. (The scene where he turns Salieri's plonking little march of welcome into "The Marriage of Figaro" as a joke is the first example and one of the most startling.) The ahistorical part is that this is twaddle. Mozart worked extremely hard on his compositions, with just as many false starts and rough drafts as any artist, and the scraps exist to prove it.
But the larger point is well taken. This is by no means a simple film, and it has shades of meaning well beyond the MCU while still having been a very popular movie. I suspect Bob namedropped it just because he thinks it makes him look big-brained.
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