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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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His bitterness rises from being denied all those things, because you just know he thinks he deserves them.
Bob just issued a clarification.
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Moviebob's going on an insane string of retweets about manifest destiny and american exceptionalism, considering how lady liberty in the painting is bringing light to savages you'd think bob would agree with it. Except he believes that all the "savages" should be killed. The rants about religion he's retweeting are hilarious as well, considering Christofacism hasn't existed as a political force for years. Is he a confirmed atheist?
Bob was born about 120 years too late to medal at Wounded Knee. He missed his calling.
 
He was also Maui in Moana and Jack Bruno in Race to Witch Mountain. Those were pretty good movies.
Man, the stuff with Witch Mountain was weird, like the movie is "okay". But those scenes with The Rock where he's busy boxing in this rundown hotel and looking all gloomy, it almost feels like he's in a whole different movie like someone told him he was gonna star in some hardcore mobster movie or something.
 
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Bob just issued a clarification.
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Mozart's dad supported and taught him so much and so insistently that it could be classified as abuse. He made the boy's career in terms of connections and helped bolster his talents despite that obsessiveness and exploitation. Billy-Bob's dad clearly ignored him enough that he became a low effort mentally retarded consoomer, probably by leaving him in front of TV. Billy-Bob's talents, what little he has, are dead and atrophied due to his refusal to improve or try.

Bob is such a cargo cultist he's treating that movie with any form of realism and accuracy. Because he wants to be Mozart, but is not even Salieri. Salieri at least fucking tried and worked hard at his passion.
 
good grief.
Now, I saw Amadeus years and years and fucking years ago, and to be quite honest I'm surprised Bob didn't make a Simpsons Frank Grimes reference instead.
That's too lowbrow for an insecure mong like him. He's desperate to be seen as an elite thinker more often than he wants to be seen as the working man so Simpsons was out.

Plus he'd have to remember that episode, which given how often he uses Wikipedia for everything he claims to like, means that's a pretty big challenge for our smoothbrained pervert who defends rapists and pedos.
 
Bob doesn't like people not thinking he's great or laughing at him.
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Why would Bob delete this? Biggest of thunks :thinking:
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And of course, MOAR TARGIT HAIRASSMINT!
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Finally, Bob does not in fact want people that he disagrees with their homes turned into ash, their children turned into property of the state, and in no way finds that funny!
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Please take note that he retweeted the guy on his coward the one no one looks at personal account
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Why would anyone ever make that jump to "somewhere dark" Bobbyboi?
To re-reiterate, fuck you Bob.
 
Finally, Bob does not in fact want people that he disagrees with their homes turned into ash, their children turned into property of the state, and in no way finds that funny!

Shockingly, Bob doesn't know what slander is.

(It's actually libel, to begin with, although given the nebulous nature of the internet we'll give him a pass on that and assume he means the broader term "defamation.")

(Also, that blue check pretty much assures you of "public figure" status, so good fucking luck convincing anyone is acting with actual malice when they describe you as a eugenicist ... especially when there are pages and pages of tweets of you advancing eugenicist views, you fat ugly turd.)
 
I feel like Bob has a superpower of sense when someone's talking about something he either loves, hates, consooms, or just anything that makes him Bob because (in the context of the screenshots) he just randomly appears like a fucking ghost and starts babbling on about bullshit like an autist in a thread of badly-written tweets that he thinks makes him sound smart.

Plus he always seems to know someone bad is talking about him even when they don't tag him or use the variations of his name.
 
I feel like Bob has a superpower of sense when someone's talking about something he either loves, hates, consooms, or just anything that makes him Bob because (in the context of the screenshots) he just randomly appears like a fucking ghost and starts babbling on about bullshit like an autist in a thread of badly-written tweets that he thinks makes him sound smart.

Plus he always seems to know someone bad is talking about him even when they don't tag him or use the variations of his name.
It's called having no life.
 
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