Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Just me fucking around.

For once.
Fooled me. This seems perfectly in line with something Chris would post (complete with messed up aspect ratio on the photo).

I'll give You one dollar if You kill yourself You pathetic piece of shit white trash retard inbred hick
Don't say that.

Chris would do it for half that amount.

This is the reason why most SJWs are obsessed about social media censorship, specially in twitter: it's their life, they think engaging in twitter is as normal and real as doing it IRL. They only want to protect their "safe space" in the same way most people wouldn't want an actual nazi rally in their neighborhoods.
I still remember when "real life consequences for internet bullshit" was a novel and unusual thing. Even now I find it cringy that people put hashtags on irl signs, or strange when brick and mortar shops tell you to order online instead of walking in the door. It makes me wonder what it's like to the younger generation where this is the norm.
 
Don't say that.

Chris would do it for half that amount.
COME ON GUYS! I've attempted 13 suicides in 18 days! That much content is worth a subscription right?"
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"Not doing this today"

Proceeds to get in to internet slap fights over his super woke auth takes.

What personality disorder is this?

It's been pointed out on this thread before that Bob hits a shocking number of the markers for Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD):

Signs and symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder and the severity of symptoms vary. People with the disorder can:

  • Have an exaggerated sense of self-importance
  • Have a sense of entitlement and require constant, excessive admiration
  • Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
  • Exaggerate achievements and talents
  • Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
  • Believe they are superior and can only associate with equally special people
  • Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior
  • Expect special favors and unquestioning compliance with their expectations
  • Take advantage of others to get what they want
  • Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
  • Be envious of others and believe others envy them
  • Behave in an arrogant or haughty manner, coming across as conceited, boastful and pretentious
  • Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office
At the same time, people with narcissistic personality disorder have trouble handling anything they perceive as criticism, and they can:

  • Become impatient or angry when they don't receive special treatment
  • Have significant interpersonal problems and easily feel slighted
  • React with rage or contempt and try to belittle the other person to make themselves appear superior
  • Have difficulty regulating emotions and behavior
  • Experience major problems dealing with stress and adapting to change
  • Feel depressed and moody because they fall short of perfection
  • Have secret feelings of insecurity, shame, vulnerability and humiliation
 
Being Robert Chipman.
Now there's a movie premise.

A down on his luck mechanical engineer sticks his head into a plastic bag full of Mountain Dew and hot sauce, then finds himself in the mind of Robert Chipman, an obese basement dweller who spends most of his time thinking about Mario 3, arguing with sub humans on twitter and jerking off to onlyfans trannies. He gets ejected and finds himself in a McDonalds dumpster on the Lynnway in Lynn, MA. Through his growing fascination with Robert's life, the engineer learns about Patreon, grasping trannies and the power of Wikipedia as a tool for future superiority.
 
I think Bob is right.

When it comes to "living online" Bob is as a shutin when compared to his peers. The twitter might seem to stand in the face of that, but his twitter is not used for socialization at all, it is used to preach, chide and signal-boost The People/Opinions That Matter, nothing else. His videos serve the same purpose, they allow bob to be heard, which is all he seems interested in facilitating.

His peers who "live online" to some degree or another spend their time tweeting back and forth in a friendly manner, even if it is just to dunk on the chuds, talking about the Product they're currently enjoying or the topics they might be interested in, wiling away the hours in cozy discords with their internet friends who hold the correct opinions, playing games and conversing as likeminded people do.

Professionally they'll collaborate, sharing audiences, generating revenue out of thin air and ensuring some form of in-group stability.

Bob does none of that, I could theorize on why that is, but seeing his body of "work" where it strays into politics and matters personal, I don't think it is a mystery as to why Bob doesn't let his guard down when he can help it. For all the "Relatively small portion of food for one person" and "I wish nazis hadn't soured people on Eugenics" takes that we know about, there's dozens he wisely keeps to himself.

Edit: I get ninja'd by the doofus deciding to die on FBI-entrapment hill while I was writing this post. Imagine if anyone nevermind a community of people got past Bobs twitter filter and were exposed to his unfiltered thoughts, I doubt even the tankies or nazis would put up with his deranged, shortsighted and spiteful attitude.
Bob doesn't collaborate or banter because he's a literal autist and doesn't know how. Whenever he tries, it comes across as some mixture of weird, cringy, snotty, and condescending. I also call bullshit on him keeping most of his worst takes to himself, because again he's an autist and has a poor filter also has a drinking problem, which makes it worse. He's probably at least half-drunk most of the time he's on Twitter, which is of course all the time. He's just barely together enough to avoid calling for eugenics by name (although everything he says implies it) and outright murder of people he hates because that could get him in trouble with Twitter, which would be worse than death for an addict like him.
 
that could get him in trouble with Twitter, which would be worse than death for an addict like him.

We joke sometimes about Bob stroking out if Trump gets reelected, but getting banned from Twitter really might make him kill himself. Which is unbelievably sad. It's incredible to me that this ridiculous website has become so important for so many people. Bob is bad, but he's hardly the only one who's like this.
 
We joke sometimes about Bob stroking out if Trump gets reelected, but getting banned from Twitter really might make him kill himself. Which is unbelievably sad. It's incredible to me that this ridiculous website has become so important for so many people. Bob is bad, but he's hardly the only one who's like this.
Sidenote: I think this is exclusive to Twitter. Correct me if I am wrong, but I have not seen such addictive and toxicity combination in any of the older (read: Facebook, Youtube) or newer (Instagram, TikTok) social networks.
 
Now there's a movie premise.

A down on his luck mechanical engineer sticks his head into a plastic bag full of Mountain Dew and hot sauce, then finds himself in the mind of Robert Chipman, an obese basement dweller who spends most of his time thinking about Mario 3, arguing with sub humans on twitter and jerking off to onlyfans trannies. He gets ejected and finds himself in a McDonalds dumpster on the Lynnway in Lynn, MA. Through his growing fascination with Robert's life, the engineer learns about Patreon, grasping trannies and the power of Wikipedia as a tool for future superiority.
"What happens when a man goes through his own portal?"
 
Bob really has a devoted cult of asskissers if this guy has something to tell.

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He has been going HARD in defending Bobby in his sob story tweet. Especially with saying stuff like this.

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Wow, keep being a badass, champ. I'm sure the Führer Chipman will spare you when the superior future comes, and he looks for devoted soldiers.
 
Sidenote: I think this is exclusive to Twitter
Oh, twitter specially. Dunno what that social site has, but it has the effect of sapping any sort of positivity out of you and at the same time, is addictive as hell. It's like paying someone to torture you.

But that Bob might kill himself if he gets banned would seriously make him the most pathetic of the cows. Even more than Chris IMO. I just hope that if he gets banned, he just have a massive breakdown and hopefully a breakthrough that will make him get less unhinged. But i know i'm being way too optimistic
Bob really has a devoted cult of asskissers if this guy has something to tell
I honestly don't understand how there can be people that legitimately defend Bob after his extensive history of twitter spergery and the many videos where he frothes at the mouth at the sight of people he disagrees with getting anhialated.

But then again, there is still people that give money to DSP. Everything is possible.
 
Bob really has a devoted cult of asskissers if this guy has something to tell.

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He has been going HARD in defending Bobby in his sob story tweet. Especially with saying stuff like this.

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Wow, keep being a badass, champ. I'm sure the Führer Chipman will spare you when the superior future comes, and he looks for devoted soldiers.

I wonder if this sperg ever looks at this tweet he made, sees Bob's nonstop "ALL MAYO RURAL GHOULS MUST DIE" posts, and just shrugs it off, lol.
 
I really do wonder if bob will stroke out after seeing trump elected or just drink himself to death. Who's got "drank himself to death" on the deadpool
 
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