Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"The Discourse (I guess it's a proper title or something?) is run by those who don't..."
LMAO What does that even mean?

What I'm getting from this is that Bob is sad that people don't see the real him or something and he doesn't have anyone to share his life with. I wonder what pushes all but fringes of the group you so desperately want to be a part of away from you Bob? Whatever could it be?
Well, first of all as everyone has stated, he probably doesn't have that personal life he claims to hide, don't think there are women trying to get that Bob steak. Also he's talking about that CHOOSING "online career" which is what!? Being a lolcow!? btw, as if he didn't got fired, Well, he actually needs to shut the fuck up.
 
Bobby tries to draw the attention to feminist critics of the Cyberpunk game by attempting to sound smart:
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You can tell these people are on the verge of complete mental breakdown when their language regresses completely to this "I'm using childish language to hide how incredibly ass-mad I am" stage.
REEEEsetEra has whipped them into a frenzy about CDPR and CP2077. They'll hate it no matter the content. It's already deemed heretical, and the salt produced when it's released (and successful) it's gonna make Rome in Carthago look like they just brought them fertilizer.
 
Bobby tries to draw the attention to feminist critics of the Cyberpunk game by attempting to sound smart:
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I don't think "hyperrealism" means what he thinks it means.
I should be shocked that a dumb broad, a roadkill looking troon and El Fatto Stupido are buttmad about CP77, but I aint. I mean, ofcourse Bobo will be pissy since Cyberpunks whole deal is to critique the world where big corpos run it ans in fatso eyes thats heresy, an the tranny is buttmad because you have this setting where humans can alter their bodies so much to become fuckin furries and vampires, its no longer seen as being special, an these numbnuts are pissy since now they cannot be as "unique" or arent treat like a special flake that they are.
 
Roberto de Cine was just like Calvin!
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I'll hold back my urge to calvin and hobbes sperg and just say that this is a basic take that anyone past the age of twelve would immediately arrive at. It's a very shallow take away from the character as well. It is less "media literacy" and more basic reading comprehension.

The fanfics thing is retarded waffling spurred on by some neuron misfire.
 
Jesus, Chris is as incompetent as Bob is at making memes.
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I could be wrong but I watched something very interesting about Sweden. Again I can be wrong but Sweden has tons of Welfare program and a shitload of oil money. Does Bobby Boy actually knows that the ones that the poor or low wage earners are actually the ones that are PAYING into the program and NOT the rich?

He'll probably suffer the mother of all mental dissonance if he lived in Sweden and found that fact out the hard way.
You're thinking of Norway. As a swede myself, I'd love it if we had Norway's oilfund to play around with, yet even without their oil Norway is still richer than Sweden by quite a margin. Another fun tidbit of trivia is that before Norway found their oil in the North Sea around 50 years ago, Sweden was actually offered a cooperative (and wildly lucrative, as it would be shown) deal by the Norwegians in which they simply asked us if we wanted to contribute to the search for oil and, if oil was found, to evenly split the profits. In our infinite trademark wisdom we naturally declined the offer, and just some years later Norway found their oil. It turns out that the geography where oil can be found in easily accessible form is very large just outside of our borders, i.e. in Norway; Sweden as a whole is mostly founded on crystalline basement, and lack large foundations of sedimentary rock, which means small quantities of oil for us. We just can't seem to stop cucking ourselves.

At any rate, we do have a shitton of welfare programs, and some of the highest taxes in the world, much of which end up in the pockets of literally illiterate economic migrants who have neither shown to be interested in contributing to Sweden in any way, nor will they likely ever do so. Additionally, we have increasingly little in the way of financing these welfare programs. Unsurprisingly to functioning adults, it turns out that simply raising the taxes isn't as foolproof of a plan as socialists would have us believe. Our national debt is somewhat low, which doesn't say much, however, since the debts of our municipalities is growing at an alarming rate, and with little to no desire from our politicians to steer us in the right course. We also no longer have any growth in our trade and industry, which our largest trade unions incidentally seem to believe is all just fine and dandy. There is no vision at all among our governing elite of how we are supposed to fix our problems, and even if there were it would take decades of implementing them before we would see any effects, all while we would have to combat the many elements of our local governmental bodies who have continuously tried to subvert approved decisions in our parliament. All the while our productive and well-intentioned migrants are propagating throughout the country with the help of our taxes, further worsening the problems and creating separate societies in our society. I sadly believe that Sweden will become the poorest country in Scandinavia by far in a not so distant future if something isn't done yesterday.

Sorry for the rant.

Part of me still wants to believe OAG is three male feminist soybeards in an Elliot Rodger mascot costume (doesn't help that a couple months after that America's traitors list he went dead silent, possibly letting the site die), but sometimes crazies that act like strawmen are 100% serious rather than some mundane unfunny faggot trying to stir shit up like on 4chan.

Jack is likely a woke "true believer" and Silicon Valley believes Twitter is the best way to control the masses. That's my terrible analysis.
As much of a sperg that OneAngryGamer might be, he was still completely correct in compiling the list of the "Traitors of America". I certainly want to know which personalites and corporations kowtowed to the narrative of Black Lives Matter and Fentanyl Floyd, and who gave their approval of the burning of America. We even had some BLM-activists spread their retardation here in Sweden, and some black cunts even tried starting riots in some of our cities, because the perceived plights of the black American communities is easily interchangable with anything that transpires on our side of the Atlantic Ocean, right?

Anyways, I'll try to not derail the thread any further with my own sperging. Love and kisses!
 
I'd actually kinda like the snow for halloween, but then that might be because snow and dead trees offers a certain form of atmosphere and visual.

Either way, Billy-Bob is a confirmed baby.
Since this is a thread about a terrible movie critic, how many scary movies involved snow or winter but wasn’t like a “Christmas” film (basically a movie like Krampus surrounding a holiday figure)?
 
Since this is a thread about a terrible movie critic, how many scary movies involved snow or winter but wasn’t like a “Christmas” film (basically a movie like Krampus surrounding a holiday figure)?

First thing that comes to mind is every version of The Thing. Then there's that movie about Nazi zombies. Dead Snow, I think? The Shining is a good one, too.
 
Since this is a thread about a terrible movie critic, how many scary movies involved snow or winter but wasn’t like a “Christmas” film (basically a movie like Krampus surrounding a holiday figure)?
Dead Snow, Saint, Silent Night Deadly Night, Krampus, Rare Exports A Christmas Tale, Snowpiercer, Santa's Slay, The GingerBread Man, The Elf.
 
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Dead Snow, Saint, Silent Night Deadly Knight, Krampus, Rare Exports A Christmas Tale, Snowpiercer, Santa's Slay, The GingerBread Man, The Elf.
Should Elves, the horror movie about (from the IMDb) "A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen", be included?

Yes this movie is real, and it is dumber than it says.

ETA: This sounds like a very Bob movie idea, I just realized.
 
Should Elves, the horror movie about (from the IMDb) "A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen", be included?

Yes this movie is real, and it is dumber than it says.

ETA: This sounds like a very Bob movie idea, I just realized.

It made for one of the best episodes of Best of the Worst ever, though.
 
Should Elves, the horror movie about (from the IMDb) "A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen", be included?

Yes this movie is real, and it is dumber than it says.

ETA: This sounds like a very Bob movie idea, I just realized.
You forgot the most important part of it; Grizzly Adams as a mall Santa has to figure it all out.

I don't know how to embed Youtube links properly.

 
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