Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Also, in his autobiography, Cinema Robert admits he was a bully in high school.
Leopards don't change their spots.
I think I should start an Untargeted Harassment campaign, by appearing on random peoples' YouTube accounts and accusing them of sabotaging the Maine.
I didn't know William Randolph Hearst had a KF account.
 
Considering how cities nowadays are being burned to the ground, I believe my previous utopia statement stands.
Maybe there's something to this, the mice might of developed leftism as a reaction to the city-like environment. There was a lot of homosexuality and poly-like relationship structures in the mouse utopia. There was also a lot of mothers neglecting children. The parallels are quite in intriguing. There was even mice that would hide and become anti-social and be prone to violent outbursts much like our friend Bob.
 
There was even mice that would hide and become anti-social and be prone to violent outbursts much like our friend Bob.
Does he even have the energy for outbursts considering he's basically a human from WALL-E? I mean seriously face it, the reason he likes that movie isn't because of his Superior Future, it's because it's a future where he'd finally be a normal human being, because absolutely everyone is completely corpulent and obese and does nothing but consoom.
 
As pretty much always I arrive late as fuck to the party but I want to sperg a bit about how Bob's ideas about the Superior Future are thankfully not possible because if they were we would be doomed before breakfast.

On Automation and Labor.
This pony has been beaten to the pulp but it still bares repeating from both a social and moral perspective. I get the feeling that most americans are only so open about automation because they are completely unaware of how their jerbs have not been rendered obsolete and instead have been outsourced. I feel like going into a tangent about the outsourcing of work would be meaningless so I will stay on track. Ideally if we could automatise all low end jobs to be performed by machines we would a have a sizeable amount of the population on a place were they become dependent of their government and their labor becomes devalued. Machines are not able yet to perform complicated tasks in the same way even the least prepared human can and if they could the economy based on their availability. Is not only from a moral standpoint that labor is important to us but also for the sake of taking power from tech companies which already have been recognising most of their projects as redundant. If we could reach the level of artificial intelligence we would be hit with an important dilemma as an entire kind of beings are only valued for their labor rather than the many true aspects humans can be valued, thus creating a true working class that would likely triumph on a revolution. Giving more power to technology, especially automation, is not a double edged sword. It is stabbing yourself repeatedly with said sword.

On Nature and Property. If I am being honest the one true thing that pushed me to post this were his takes on transforming middle America into a mega national reserve-park and especially to bring extinct species back with an emphasis on dinosaurs. Implying we can assume consistency in his views these would mean Bob thinks that we can get several First Nations to live in the wild with animals in the middle of the forest like this is Oklahoma 2. Completely ignoring how royally retarded that would be since human reserves and wildlife reserves are not the same thing not to mention that he wants to relocate the established population while allowing migrants who God knows how they would manage to reach that part of the US if it was wilderness to live as a state within a state.
Ironically that is not even the most retarded part to me, is the fact that of all fucking animals to populate he chooses dinosaurs. Species reintroduction is something I am very passionate about since is humans making an effort to rebuild ecosystems were they might have made wrongs. In the UK several projects have been held to bring species that went extinct but still existed on mainland Europe with the most successful being the reintroduction of beavers, red squirrels and white tailed eagles in the Highlands and several other projects in the horizon including animals like the european bison (will be on Kent by 2022) and even the recreation of the legendary auroch (a long and complicated story or yuro identity). Some other stories of success include californian condors and the murica eagle. Now, this species went extinct or were on a severe risk of going extinct on a window not bigger than 5000 years ago and at best only species alive during the Pleistocene would make any sense to bring back. The american plains were either a fucking sea or a rain forest back in the age of reptiles and you don't have to be a genius to realise a dinosaur would require even more cuddling to be alive than a freaking giant panda. What would you even gain of making a dinosaur herd when you can just aid the already existing herds of bison, deer and sheep to blossom? What use is in bringing a long gone predator when projects have been made for decades to keep wolfs, cats and bears where they belong? Why forcing the creation of a new territory where people are expected to deal with a fucking hadrosaur when most people shit their pants at the sight of a bighorn? This is not even talking about invading species. Did you know people a century ago were seriously lobbying for hippos in Louisiana? That would have been fucking epic but they were intended to be cattle and would have decimated the swamps.
I am all in for getting rid of monocrops but dear lord, imagine being so retarded you think you can just outsource all your food to other country with nowhere near the space to deliver. There is a reason the US dedicates so much land for agriculture, they don't only feed themselves since there other countries that do depend on the versatility of the US's soil to eat.

On Power and Influence. Finally we reach a conclusion about the true nature of power. Power to me can be summarised with the metaphor of a tree falling with no one to hear it. Power can only truly be measured trough the influence it has on a subject and the agency it has to be without restrictions since the most powerful things we know of (nuclear warheads, cosmic phenomena) lack the agency to act on their own accord. Bob is an spot of absolute freedom of agency but lacks even the most minimal spec of power to enact it. It is not power what he truly desires but rather the influence to see his every whim become a reality regardless of how contradictory or meaningless it might be. What influences cannot always be held accountable for its actions and that is to me the true power most people like Bob seek. Is is true that pursuit that I see Bob as a true simpleton as he only lives thinking about control of shit he doesn't understand rather than trying to control himself.
 
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On Nature and Property. If I am being honest the one true thing that pushed me to post this were his takes on transforming middle America into a mega national reserve-park and especially to bring extinct species back with an emphasis on dinosaurs.
Bitch you're making lengthy autistic arguments against a fucking manbaby who thinks we should turn most of the country into a fucking dinosaur park. Just call him a fat faggot and make fun of him like a normal person. There is literally no need for a lengthy takedown of shit this stupid.
 
As pretty much always I arrive late as fuck to the party but I want to sperg a bit about how Bob's ideas about the Superior Future are thankfully not possible because if they were we would be doomed before breakfast.

On Automation and Labor.
This pony has been beaten to the pulp but it still bares repeating from both a social and moral perspective. I get the feeling that most americans are only so open about automation because they are completely unaware of how their jerbs have not been rendered obsolete and instead have been outsourced. I feel like going into a tangent about the outsourcing of work would be meaningless so I will stay on track. Ideally if we could automatise all low end jobs to be performed by machines we would a have a sizeable amount of the population on a place were they become dependent of their government and their labor becomes devalued. Machines are not able yet to perform complicated tasks in the same way even the least prepared human can and if they could the economy based on their availability. Is not only from a moral standpoint that labor is important to us but also for the sake of taking power from tech companies which already have been recognising most of their projects as redundant. If we could reach the level of artificial intelligence we would be hit with an important dilemma as an entire kind of beings are only valued for their labor rather than the many true aspects humans can be valued, thus creating a true working class that would likely triumph on a revolution. Giving more power to technology, especially automation, is not a double edged sword. It is stabbing yourself repeatedly with said sword.

On Nature and Property. If I am being honest the one true thing that pushed me to post this were his takes on transforming middle America into a mega national reserve-park and especially to bring extinct species back with an emphasis on dinosaurs. Implying we can assume consistency in his views these would mean Bob thinks that we can get several First Nations to live in the wild with animals in the middle of the forest like this is Oklahoma 2. Completely ignoring how royally retarded that would be since human reserves and wildlife reserves are not the same thing not to mention that he wants to relocate the established population while allowing migrants who God knows how they would manage to reach that part of the US if it was wilderness to live as a state within a state.
Ironically that is not even the most retarded part to me, is the fact that of all fucking animals to populate he chooses dinosaurs. Species reintroduction is something I am very passionate about since is humans making an effort to rebuild ecosystems were they might have made wrongs. In the UK several projects have been held to bring species that went extinct but still existed on mainland Europe with the most successful being the reintroduction of beavers, red squirrels and white tailed eagles in the Highlands and several other projects in the horizon including animals like the european bison (will be on Kent by 2022) and even the recreation of the legendary auroch (a long and complicated story or yuro identity). Some other stories of success include californian condors and the murica eagle. Now, this species went extinct or were on a severe risk of going extinct on a window not bigger than 5000 years ago and at best only species alive during the Pleistocene would make any sense to bring back. The american plains were either a fucking sea or a rain forest back in the age of reptiles and you don't have to be a genius to realise a dinosaur would require even more cuddling to be alive than a freaking giant panda. What would you even gain of making a dinosaur herd when you can just aid the already existing herds of bison, deer and sheep to blossom? What use is in bringing a long gone predator when projects have been made for decades to keep wolfs, cats and bears where they belong? Why forcing the creation of a new territory where people are expected to deal with a fucking hadrosaur when most people shit their pants at the sight of a bighorn? This is not even talking about invading species. Did you know people a century ago were seriously lobbying for hippos in Louisiana? That would have been fucking epic but they were intended to be cattle and would have decimated the swamps.
I am all in for getting rid of monocrops but dear lord, imagine being so retarded you think you can just outsource all your food to other country with nowhere near the space to deliver. There is a reason the US dedicates so much land for agriculture, they don't only feed themselves since there other countries that do depend on the versatility of the US's soil to eat.

On Power and Influence. Finally we reach a conclusion about the true nature of power. Power to me can be summarised with the metaphor of a tree falling with no one to hear it. Power can only truly be measured trough the influence it has on a subject and the agency it has to be without restrictions since the most powerful things we know of (nuclear warheads, cosmic phenomena) lack the agency to act on their own accord. Bob is an spot of absolute freedom of agency but lacks even the most minimal spec of power to enact it. It is not power what he truly desires but rather the influence to see his every whim become a reality regardless of how contradictory or meaningless it might be. What influences cannot always be held accountable for its actions and that is to me the true power most people like Bob seek. Is is true that pursuit that I see Bob as a true simpleton as he only lives thinking about control of shit he doesn't understand rather than trying to control himself.
Film Bob's autistic desires in this matter mirror a certain Dr. David Suzuki, a complete nutjob who went insane in college due to probably taking tabs of LSD like it was candy while smoking mad reefer (mixing drugs can really screw some people up) and whose specialization was fruit fly genetics, who about 20 years ago advocated for depopulating the entire west coast of North America and relocating people elsewhere (like the middle/eastern parts of N. America) and leaving it for the animals.
 
Happened to look back into the archives and found this old quote of Bob's I had dug up in 2008.

See, I’ve got a semi-personal investment in this. I want more Batman movies. Lots more. And more comic/genre movies in tandem. I want to see the whole of the blockbuster moviescape dominated so completely by Geek Culture that it chokes the very life from almost everything else. And if Hollywood looks at this MASSIVE blockbuster and gets the idea (which also happens, conveniently, to be THE TRUTH) that listening to the “geek set” and targeting them can be a good bet… I get that. But if it becomes a “meme” that Dark Knight is breaking bank because the same savages who block-bought “Passion” into a hit are propping it up? (Which happens to be, y’know, demonstrably untrue?) Yeah, opposite effect.​

I think I get it now. Don't you see? He was so close. He was almost there! Geek Culture WAS choking the very life from almost everything else in the blockbuster moviescape... but with the move to streaming - it won't. It will just be another drop in an ocean.

Another superior future dream... denied.
Holy shit, that's why he hates Christopher Nolan. Not because he's too dumb to pay attention to the movies, but because he turned his back on Geek Culture to make movies for adults when he should have been making Dark Knight 7 by now.

And because he's too dumb to pay attention to the movies.
 
I'm not convinced Boomers are the sole cause of the Millenials'... static nature and it entirely skips over Generation X.
It's complected. Like @DumbDude42 said, attempts to argue that all of a generation act a certain way doesn't work. Not least of which is that people shift the generations as it suits them. I remember when me (and Moviebob) were considered "gen x", but now are considered "millennial".

If it's just baseless complaining, then it can be ignored. If you want to go beyond that, Boomers inadvertently causing problems for younger generations is explained well by this talk.

Bob will just passive-aggressively tweet about them
Or simp in the hopes of getting a crossover.

John Cleese bad:
"Who are you?"

History and video game, what is the difference?
So much for "being on the right side of history".

Bob has NO BUSINESS retweeting this:
(cuz y'know, hypocrisy)
"Who wants to tell him."

Seriously though, Bob hates Jordan Peterson so much, but he seems little to no understanding of his message beyond skimming wikipedia and believing what the mainstream media tells him. It's a shame because I think Bob could benefit from his advice.
 
The former Mrs Coffin makes fun of Bob.
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first tweet
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"Abigail"(a)
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No jealousy there at all.

Bob's tweet
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I wanna take this time to remind everyone that either Bob blocked Shoe or the other way around. I guess he's just desperate to find any woman to acceptably harass now that Aimee's gone.

The renewed interest has come to Bob's attention
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the two replies
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Can't have anyone saying anything different.
 
It's complected. Like @DumbDude42 said, attempts to argue that all of a generation act a certain way doesn't work. Not least of which is that people shift the generations as it suits them. I remember when me (and Moviebob) were considered "gen x", but now are considered "millennial".

If it's just baseless complaining, then it can be ignored. If you want to go beyond that, Boomers inadvertently causing problems for younger generations is explained well by this talk.
Interesting video, but it does not address the point I made. Millenials turning into serfs does not explain their cultural twattery. Culturally, the Millenials have shifted away from valuing Constitutional rights and religion (I don't care about religion, but there's a correlation between the two) to SJWism. That attitude was taught to them by a previous generation and the generation that defines what cool is today is Gen X. We can see it in how media is nostalgic for the 80s* and the constant reboots of 80s media. What is also transmitted in art is also the ethos of that art style. Since Gen X culture was about being engaged in nihilism and counter-culture, millenials now think being rebels without causes is a good thing. Antifatards are just the embarrassing, soylent version of metal fans.

*TBF, media in the 80s had 50s nostalgia, that's what every Quantum Leap episode is. That's why I wrote the chain of custody as Boomers --> Gen X --> Millenials -x->Zoomers.
 
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So he "needs" 5 new patrons, but why? He is back to 120 patrons / $522 per month now.

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RatJewPedo's Investors' Day. Bobby is delirious.
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Let me put all his fragments of mindfarts together and see what we get (I separate each tweet with an elipsis...)

Bobby said:
)TEN Marvel shows and TEN Star Wars series coming to Disney Plus... Disney committing to theatrical only releases AND day-and-date, along with D+ only features going forward.... Iger up in 10 for "What we're actually releasing 'direct-to-consumer,' aka 'To Plus;' " now that it looks like theatre owners can hopefully(?) relax re: #BlackWidow not going day/date (hasn't been mentioned)... "RAYA + THE LAST DRAGON" to Premium Access a'la MULAN in March... "ALIEN" series to FXX streaming from Ridley Scott and Noah Hawley... Disney doing James Clavell's "SHOGUN" at FXX, billing it as "The Real-Life GAME OF THRONES"... And here comes Kathleen Kennedy..."ASHOKA" and "RANGERS OF THE NEW REPUBLIC" series spinning off from "MANDALORIAN" #StarWars #DisneyInvestorDay #DisneyPlus...HOLY SHIT - Hayden Christensen back as Vader for "KENOBI." LANDO" series coming from "DEAR WHITE PEOPLE" creator - sizzle reel and details only viewable to investors, no confirmation re: Glover. #StarWars #DisneyPlus... "STAR WARS: VISIONS" Anime Anthology Series to #DisneyPlus from all-Japanese creative teams/studios..."WILLOW" sequel series confirmed, Warwick Davis returns. Jon Chu directing the pilot, shooting in March in Wales. Never thought I'd hear that score on anything official again...James Mangold confirmed to direct "INDIANA JONES 5," Ford returning for "final time." ... Patty Jenkins to direct "ROGUE SQUADRON" - the next theatrical #StarWars movie in 2023 ... HOLY F***ING SHIT Warner Bros pissed off the ENTIRE rest of their talent bench giving Patty Jenkins a sweetheart deal to not complain about dumping "WONDER WOMAN 84" to day-and-date and she STILL jumped back over to The Mouse at the first shot to do a #StarWars. Perfect Karma [laugh-tears emoji]..."Disney hires Darren Aronofsky to become David Atten'Bro" was... not a bingo spot I had...Lauren Graham has the lead in the new "MIGHTY DUCKS" series, so thanks Disney now nobody has to get my sister in-law anything for Xmas #DisneyPlus [thumb-up emoji]..."BEAUTY & THE BEAST" prequel series based around... LeFou & Gaston? Gad and Evans BOTH returning? That HAS to be the head-scratcher of the day, right? Who asked for that? ... "PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS" and "THE MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT SOCIETY" both to #DisneyPlus, so... they aren't waiting for Rowling etc to finish hitting that wall... "RESCUE RANGERS" live-action/animation hybrid movie to #DisneyPlus, Andy Samberg and Seth Rogen involved - "ROGER RABBIT"-style premise. Animation test shown to investors only." MUFASA" prequel, "JUNGLE CRUISE" and "LITTLE MERMAID" apparently still theatrical-exclusive [thumb-up emoji]...Amy Adams back as Giselle for "ENCHANTED 2: DISENCHANTED" for #DisneyPlus. So... Disney just announced that Tyler Perry somehow coaxed Whoopi back to do "SISTER ACT 3" as one of their streaming gigs. So that's a thing now..."BAYMAX: THE SERIES" - sequel series to "BIG HERO SIX" focused on Baymax working in healthcare - and "ZOOTOPIA+" coming to #DisneyPlus..."TIANA" longform animated series spin-off of "PRINCESS & THE FROG" hitting 2022, Afro-Futurist "IWAJU" hitting 2022 produced in Nigeria... Well, that'll help the "SPLASH MOUNTAIN" retrofit in at least one case...DUG from "UP!" getting his own series, "CARS" becoming a Lightning/Mater road trip series...Pixar making (non-comedic?) "LIGHTYEAR" space actioner with Chris Evans as Buzz Lightyear, meant to be the film that the Buzz toys are based on - *brilliant!* Love it. #DisneyInvestorDay...Kevin Feige confirms #WandaVision leads-in to MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS *and* SPIDER-MAN 3..."BLACK WIDOW." May 7th. Theaters...Owen Wilson is in #Loki.."FALCON & WINTER SOLDIER" being described as a "six-part movie," looks like one. Big...Ms. Marvel AND Monica Rambeau will co-star with Brie Larson in #CAPTAINMARVEL2...TIM ROTH IS BACK AS ABOMINATION FOR #SHEHULK...The Nick Fury series is "SECRET INVASION"..."IRON HEART" #DisneyPlus series, Dominique Thorne has the lead. Don Cheadle as War Machine will lead "ARMOR WARS" limited series.

TL;DR -- sequels, prequels, zombie franchises. Disney is truly the vanguard of cultural advancement.

But it might be unfair to single out Disney; brain-death is a pandamic in the "creative" industry:
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"Art and culture" should be above the free market.
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You don't agree with Bobby's cherished theory? Are you new here?
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Re: The Passion of Christ. The progressive stack played the bloodthirsty Christofascists like a yo-yo:
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Something something Bruenig. No idea.
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No idea about the following either but it is likely to be related to Bruenig too:
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I suspect the friend is a mechanical engineer.
 
No matter how loathsome and pathetic Robert is, his brother is worse. How about you move on from the video store e-begging crusade and try to save your daughter’s life, Chris?

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This is just pathetic. Chris is going on a crusade to save Family Video, an impersonal faceless corporation, instead working his job to provide for his daughter or working to improve his podcast. Just do what they did on Parks and Rec and turn the video store into a porn shop.

Bob would fit right in a reboot of Revenge of the Nerds if it was a horror movie.
He did propose a remake of Revenge of the Nerds, only the Jocks are dude-tech bros like Elon Musk and the nerds are pop culture autists like Bob because Bob is good and our heros have to align with Bobs views. Instead of our quirky lovable racially diverse heros using their wits to beat the jocks and get the girls in the end, its going to be a bunch of overweight bald white guys with beards who win a trivia contest because doesnt that sound exciting! A whole movie of people making endless references to surface level corporate shilled geek culture I hope they include a quote from Star Wars!
I am reminded of some movie I saw on the horror channel, Shutter, some years ago where the high school outcasts kidnapped and tortured the preps and jocks for all the bullying they did.
Saw the same movie and had to look it up but its called The Final. If Bob wanted to reenact the movie he'd have to kidnap his whole High School.
As pretty much always I arrive late as fuck to the party but I want to sperg a bit about how Bob's ideas about the Superior Future are thankfully not possible because if they were we would be doomed before breakfast.

On Automation and Labor.
This pony has been beaten to the pulp but it still bares repeating from both a social and moral perspective. I get the feeling that most americans are only so open about automation because they are completely unaware of how their jerbs have not been rendered obsolete and instead have been outsourced. I feel like going into a tangent about the outsourcing of work would be meaningless so I will stay on track. Ideally if we could automatise all low end jobs to be performed by machines we would a have a sizeable amount of the population on a place were they become dependent of their government and their labor becomes devalued. Machines are not able yet to perform complicated tasks in the same way even the least prepared human can and if they could the economy based on their availability. Is not only from a moral standpoint that labor is important to us but also for the sake of taking power from tech companies which already have been recognising most of their projects as redundant. If we could reach the level of artificial intelligence we would be hit with an important dilemma as an entire kind of beings are only valued for their labor rather than the many true aspects humans can be valued, thus creating a true working class that would likely triumph on a revolution. Giving more power to technology, especially automation, is not a double edged sword. It is stabbing yourself repeatedly with said sword.

On Nature and Property. If I am being honest the one true thing that pushed me to post this were his takes on transforming middle America into a mega national reserve-park and especially to bring extinct species back with an emphasis on dinosaurs. Implying we can assume consistency in his views these would mean Bob thinks that we can get several First Nations to live in the wild with animals in the middle of the forest like this is Oklahoma 2. Completely ignoring how royally retarded that would be since human reserves and wildlife reserves are not the same thing not to mention that he wants to relocate the established population while allowing migrants who God knows how they would manage to reach that part of the US if it was wilderness to live as a state within a state.
Ironically that is not even the most retarded part to me, is the fact that of all fucking animals to populate he chooses dinosaurs. Species reintroduction is something I am very passionate about since is humans making an effort to rebuild ecosystems were they might have made wrongs. In the UK several projects have been held to bring species that went extinct but still existed on mainland Europe with the most successful being the reintroduction of beavers, red squirrels and white tailed eagles in the Highlands and several other projects in the horizon including animals like the european bison (will be on Kent by 2022) and even the recreation of the legendary auroch (a long and complicated story or yuro identity). Some other stories of success include californian condors and the murica eagle. Now, this species went extinct or were on a severe risk of going extinct on a window not bigger than 5000 years ago and at best only species alive during the Pleistocene would make any sense to bring back. The american plains were either a fucking sea or a rain forest back in the age of reptiles and you don't have to be a genius to realise a dinosaur would require even more cuddling to be alive than a freaking giant panda. What would you even gain of making a dinosaur herd when you can just aid the already existing herds of bison, deer and sheep to blossom? What use is in bringing a long gone predator when projects have been made for decades to keep wolfs, cats and bears where they belong? Why forcing the creation of a new territory where people are expected to deal with a fucking hadrosaur when most people shit their pants at the sight of a bighorn? This is not even talking about invading species. Did you know people a century ago were seriously lobbying for hippos in Louisiana? That would have been fucking epic but they were intended to be cattle and would have decimated the swamps.
I am all in for getting rid of monocrops but dear lord, imagine being so retarded you think you can just outsource all your food to other country with nowhere near the space to deliver. There is a reason the US dedicates so much land for agriculture, they don't only feed themselves since there other countries that do depend on the versatility of the US's soil to eat.

On Power and Influence. Finally we reach a conclusion about the true nature of power. Power to me can be summarised with the metaphor of a tree falling with no one to hear it. Power can only truly be measured trough the influence it has on a subject and the agency it has to be without restrictions since the most powerful things we know of (nuclear warheads, cosmic phenomena) lack the agency to act on their own accord. Bob is an spot of absolute freedom of agency but lacks even the most minimal spec of power to enact it. It is not power what he truly desires but rather the influence to see his every whim become a reality regardless of how contradictory or meaningless it might be. What influences cannot always be held accountable for its actions and that is to me the true power most people like Bob seek. Is is true that pursuit that I see Bob as a true simpleton as he only lives thinking about control of shit he doesn't understand rather than trying to control himself.
Ill admit it, I once had Bobs idea we should empty North America of all the people and move them to the coasts while using science to clone dinosaurs and having them repopulate the wilderness. Back when I was ELEVEN YEARS OLD. His idea is on par with a childs fantasy but he thinks Tweeting it out for the world to see means people are going to think hes so smart and not a man who mentally stopped aging in Elementary School.

Dinosaurs taking over North America sounds like the permise of a comic book, video game, or tabletop session, not something our government should even consider doing. At some point in life you just have to grow-up and realize you're never going to have a pet T-Rex. Bobs 40 and hes tweeting out unrealistic scenarios on his business account thinking he looks so smart and enlightened for ripping off Jurassic Park.
Film Bob's autistic desires in this matter mirror a certain Dr. David Suzuki, a complete nutjob who went insane in college due to probably taking tabs of LSD like it was candy while smoking mad reefer (mixing drugs can really screw some people up) and whose specialization was fruit fly genetics, who about 20 years ago advocated for depopulating the entire west coast of North America and relocating people elsewhere (like the middle/eastern parts of N. America) and leaving it for the animals.
At least that guy had an excuse for his crazy beliefs, Bobs just still angry no one wanted to be friends with a fat angry sped back in High School.

Also is this guy still alive? Cause I'm thinking this is a guy I want to party with.
 
As pretty much always I arrive late as fuck to the party but I want to sperg a bit about how Bob's ideas about the Superior Future are thankfully not possible because if they were we would be doomed before breakfast.

On Automation and Labor.
This pony has been beaten to the pulp but it still bares repeating from both a social and moral perspective. I get the feeling that most americans are only so open about automation because they are completely unaware of how their jerbs have not been rendered obsolete and instead have been outsourced. I feel like going into a tangent about the outsourcing of work would be meaningless so I will stay on track. Ideally if we could automatise all low end jobs to be performed by machines we would a have a sizeable amount of the population on a place were they become dependent of their government and their labor becomes devalued. Machines are not able yet to perform complicated tasks in the same way even the least prepared human can and if they could the economy based on their availability. Is not only from a moral standpoint that labor is important to us but also for the sake of taking power from tech companies which already have been recognising most of their projects as redundant. If we could reach the level of artificial intelligence we would be hit with an important dilemma as an entire kind of beings are only valued for their labor rather than the many true aspects humans can be valued, thus creating a true working class that would likely triumph on a revolution. Giving more power to technology, especially automation, is not a double edged sword. It is stabbing yourself repeatedly with said sword.

On Nature and Property. If I am being honest the one true thing that pushed me to post this were his takes on transforming middle America into a mega national reserve-park and especially to bring extinct species back with an emphasis on dinosaurs. Implying we can assume consistency in his views these would mean Bob thinks that we can get several First Nations to live in the wild with animals in the middle of the forest like this is Oklahoma 2. Completely ignoring how royally retarded that would be since human reserves and wildlife reserves are not the same thing not to mention that he wants to relocate the established population while allowing migrants who God knows how they would manage to reach that part of the US if it was wilderness to live as a state within a state.
Ironically that is not even the most retarded part to me, is the fact that of all fucking animals to populate he chooses dinosaurs. Species reintroduction is something I am very passionate about since is humans making an effort to rebuild ecosystems were they might have made wrongs. In the UK several projects have been held to bring species that went extinct but still existed on mainland Europe with the most successful being the reintroduction of beavers, red squirrels and white tailed eagles in the Highlands and several other projects in the horizon including animals like the european bison (will be on Kent by 2022) and even the recreation of the legendary auroch (a long and complicated story or yuro identity). Some other stories of success include californian condors and the murica eagle. Now, this species went extinct or were on a severe risk of going extinct on a window not bigger than 5000 years ago and at best only species alive during the Pleistocene would make any sense to bring back. The american plains were either a fucking sea or a rain forest back in the age of reptiles and you don't have to be a genius to realise a dinosaur would require even more cuddling to be alive than a freaking giant panda. What would you even gain of making a dinosaur herd when you can just aid the already existing herds of bison, deer and sheep to blossom? What use is in bringing a long gone predator when projects have been made for decades to keep wolfs, cats and bears where they belong? Why forcing the creation of a new territory where people are expected to deal with a fucking hadrosaur when most people shit their pants at the sight of a bighorn? This is not even talking about invading species. Did you know people a century ago were seriously lobbying for hippos in Louisiana? That would have been fucking epic but they were intended to be cattle and would have decimated the swamps.
I am all in for getting rid of monocrops but dear lord, imagine being so retarded you think you can just outsource all your food to other country with nowhere near the space to deliver. There is a reason the US dedicates so much land for agriculture, they don't only feed themselves since there other countries that do depend on the versatility of the US's soil to eat.

On Power and Influence. Finally we reach a conclusion about the true nature of power. Power to me can be summarised with the metaphor of a tree falling with no one to hear it. Power can only truly be measured trough the influence it has on a subject and the agency it has to be without restrictions since the most powerful things we know of (nuclear warheads, cosmic phenomena) lack the agency to act on their own accord. Bob is an spot of absolute freedom of agency but lacks even the most minimal spec of power to enact it. It is not power what he truly desires but rather the influence to see his every whim become a reality regardless of how contradictory or meaningless it might be. What influences cannot always be held accountable for its actions and that is to me the true power most people like Bob seek. Is is true that pursuit that I see Bob as a true simpleton as he only lives thinking about control of shit he doesn't understand rather than trying to control himself.
What's absurd about Bob's desire to breed dinosaurs is, that even if we could recreate them, they'd die without a special, enclosed environment. Back when the dinosaurs were alive, there was a lot more oxygen in the air. Any planet or era where there are big-ass monsters roaming around are probably places where humans wouldn't be very comfortable, as they'd most likely be oxygen rich places, and humans (at least healthy humans with no lung issues) can't live in oxygen rich environments at earth surface pressures for very long. (Oxygen toxicity would set in after a few weeks.)

A more realistic goal would be to recreate something like the Passenger Pigeon (although even that has problems, as you'd need a population of thousands for the species to maintain itself. People probably wouldn't want state-length armies of birds darting around the sky and clogging up air travel, either. ) Of course, this is just Bobby wanting something for his own personal delight. He doesn't care how much expense and real world suffering might be caused by making building sized animals. I for one am content to see animatronic dinos in movies and museums, and I don't see why that can't be good enough for Bob, other than the fact that he wants whatever solution that would require displacing thousands of wasteland ghouls.

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Race and genderswapping are the "Disco" of our time. If you've lived through the 1970s, you saw just how saturated children's (and young adults) media was with Disco - the music. The aesthetics, etc. That's because 40 year old media executives saw it getting popular in urban hubs and decided that it was the hot new thing that all the kids were into. The "X Hero franchise, but the hero is now a black/ girl/ black girl" trend is going to age about as well as Disco did, which is to say, it's going to be a total embarrassment for all involved. Bob pushes it because he thinks it's going to get him laid and because he wants to shill for the companies that do it. But everytime you see Bob gushing about the latest grrlpower tentpole, picture him in a leisure suit with gold medallions on his open chest, because that's basically what Bob is.
 
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who about 20 years ago advocated for depopulating the entire west coast of North America and relocating people elsewhere (like the middle/eastern parts of N. America) and leaving it for the animals.
Unironically, I agree, but they shouldn't be sent pillaging through still-savable parts of America. We're already seeing a Gothic invasion of middle and southern America by the hordes of west coast lefties. But at least the Goths knew they were coming to pillage and reap the benefits of a stable Roman society—west coast emigrants think they're improving the world when they bring their barbarianism and destroy good parts of the country, turning them into the west coast backwaters from which they ostensibly escaped.
 
There's some sort of Disney press thingy going on right now where they're letting investors know what the plan for the up coming year is. Bob is..."""reporting""" on it. Let me sum up the last hour or two of Bob's life:
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I can sum it up real simply in a way Bob is too stupid and tribalistic to ever do: It's going to be mostly vaporware and denial about how utterly fucked up the company is due to damaged tourism and no films, as well as their attempt to lie about Disney+ numbers by lumping it with Verizon.

They might have a few solid ideas, but they aren't going to be competently done.
 
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