Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I enjoyed this exchange/self own. If you're going to argue with people on the internet don't have your profile be full of autistic shit.

I have feels about this. I used to be a big Star Trek fan, and at some point in my life I realized that knowing "Who was the second man in orbit?" was a bit more important than knowing where James Kirk was born. If a potential employer is scrutinizing my social media I'd much rather he see me comparing the Luna and Ranger programs than the Constitution class with Klingon D-7s.
 
Well hells bells while were at it lets start other stupid hashtags #savethetelegraph #savethesteamlocomotive #savethestonetools. Bob may be dumb but at least he's not this dumb. Video rental stores aren't coming back streaming is just way to convenient.
And they were clearly on the way out almost 10 years ago. Bob might be engaging in constant doublethink with his sperging about COVID and Hollywood ghouls ruining theaters, but at least he's talking about a current issue. Chris is so utterly obsessed with a job he and his brother had in the early 2000's that I think Bob might actually be the smarter one, which is horrifying.
 
Well hells bells while were at it lets start other stupid hashtags #savethetelegraph #savethesteamlocomotive #savethestonetools. Bob may be dumb but at least he's not this dumb. Video rental stores aren't coming back streaming is just way to convenient.
Ironically losing them will be worst for the rural ghouls living in red states which frequently lack the internet capability to do streaming.
 
I was watching Fredrik Knudsens Down the Rabbit Hole about The Mouse Utopia Experiment. When I noticed that the conditions for the mice are very similar to what Bob wants for humans in his superior future. The mice were given unlimited access to food, water, shelter, nesting materials, everything they could ever want or need in a huge structure. Bob wants the same for people. Robots take over every job and provide unlimited resources for the people all living together in the coastal mega cities. Who now have nothing but free time to dedicate to hobbies in the pursuit of pleasure. It sounds like paradise for someone like Bob. But if the Mouse Utopia experiment was any indicator the cities would quickly become a hellish nightmare for everyone who lives there. If i remember right one of the researchers described the mouse utopia as "hell on earth".
I hate to play devil's advocate (I fucking hate cities), but I'd say we've already had a massive scale mouse utopia built in every city, but unlike throwing 25 mice in a box it happened organically so recreation, new coping mechanisms, and the ability to leave (imagine that) were developed to help people adapt easier. Mice don't have a concept of recreation or anything other than animal instinct to cope with any unique situation, of course humans can and do adapt themselves to many situations that would break any other animal extremely quickly. That said, if you throw any animal in a box and lock the door with that level of population density they will always go insane, it's only a matter of time. That's not even mentioning that mice don't live in societies as humans do, they aren't complex enough to support such a social structure so you obviously have no means of planning or laws that make society not just a collection of animals fucking in close proximity.
 
an average eloi-trapped-in-the-body-of-a-morlock like Bob,
This is why KF needs a ”super like” button.
It’s his use of the term “targeted harassment” to mean “people not kissing my ass” that’s funniest to me. As if he’s Mr. Affable himself.
Ironically enough more people would consider ”taking a picture with a woman and essentially saying you're dating her” harassment than ”holding Robert accountable for supporting eugenics”
No matter how loathsome and pathetic Robert is, his brother is worse. How about you move on from the video store e-begging crusade and try to save your daughter’s life, Chris?

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Whatever happened to progress at all costs and no support for the obsolete?
 
No matter how loathsome and pathetic Robert is, his brother is worse. How about you move on from the video store e-begging crusade and try to save your daughter’s life, Chris?

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I'm wondering, aren't video stores hilariously obsolete, and shouldn't Bob be glad they're gone? Shouldn't that put him at odds with his little (but equally overweight and balding) brother?
 
Happened to look back into the archives and found this old quote of Bob's I had dug up in 2008.

See, I’ve got a semi-personal investment in this. I want more Batman movies. Lots more. And more comic/genre movies in tandem. I want to see the whole of the blockbuster moviescape dominated so completely by Geek Culture that it chokes the very life from almost everything else. And if Hollywood looks at this MASSIVE blockbuster and gets the idea (which also happens, conveniently, to be THE TRUTH) that listening to the “geek set” and targeting them can be a good bet… I get that. But if it becomes a “meme” that Dark Knight is breaking bank because the same savages who block-bought “Passion” into a hit are propping it up? (Which happens to be, y’know, demonstrably untrue?) Yeah, opposite effect.​

I think I get it now. Don't you see? He was so close. He was almost there! Geek Culture WAS choking the very life from almost everything else in the blockbuster moviescape... but with the move to streaming - it won't. It will just be another drop in an ocean.

Another superior future dream... denied.
Diabeeto is the epitome of "because this is not to my tastes, no one else should be able to enjoy it."
 
It’s his use of the term “targeted harassment” to mean “people not kissing my ass” that’s funniest to me.
And what the fuck is that even supposed to mean? "Targeted harassment." Like if he says some stupid shit, you're supposed to respond to some random other person instead of him?
 
I hate to play devil's advocate (I fucking hate cities), but I'd say we've already had a massive scale mouse utopia built in every city, but unlike throwing 25 mice in a box it happened organically so recreation, new coping mechanisms, and the ability to leave (imagine that) were developed to help people adapt easier. Mice don't have a concept of recreation or anything other than animal instinct to cope with any unique situation, of course humans can and do adapt themselves to many situations that would break any other animal extremely quickly. That said, if you throw any animal in a box and lock the door with that level of population density they will always go insane, it's only a matter of time. That's not even mentioning that mice don't live in societies as humans do, they aren't complex enough to support such a social structure so you obviously have no means of planning or laws that make society not just a collection of animals fucking in close proximity.
Considering how cities nowadays are being burned to the ground, I believe my previous utopia statement stands.
 
AKA a faggot. He claims he got bullied for being a fat, ugly weirdo but he was mostly bullied for being a shitstain who ruined fun stuff for others.

I knew a few fat nerds who were bullied in high school, and the reason was really because they were all pretentious, sarcastic, and looked at you like a caveman if you didn't like anime or whatever dumb shit they could ONLY talk about. People like Bob always seem to forget that they were probably shitty to a lot of people but they carry that "I'm a main character so everything that happens to me is fate" mentality forever.
 
I knew a few fat nerds who were bullied in high school, and the reason was really because they were all pretentious, sarcastic, and looked at you like a caveman if you didn't like anime or whatever dumb shit they could ONLY talk about. People like Bob always seem to forget that they were probably shitty to a lot of people but they carry that "I'm a main character so everything that happens to me is fate" mentality forever.
I’m told there’s a whole episode of 30 Rock where Tina Fey’s character, after a lifetime of fostering her self-image as a victim of bullies, realizes SHE was the asshole in high school. Robert’s pathologies are as unoriginal as they are entertaining.
 
I’m told there’s a whole episode of 30 Rock where Tina Fey’s character, after a lifetime of fostering her self-image as a victim of bullies, realizes SHE was the asshole in high school. Robert’s pathologies are as unoriginal as they are entertaining.
Also, in his autobiography, Cinema Robert admits he was a bully in high school.
 
Also, in his autobiography, Cinema Robert admits he was a bully in high school.
It’s amazing how forgettable even his autism is. I totally blanked on that. He really does have a lifetime of experience refusing to press the learn button. Looks like it runs in the family, too.
 
And what the fuck is that even supposed to mean? "Targeted harassment." Like if he says some stupid shit, you're supposed to respond to some random other person instead of him?

I think I should start an Untargeted Harassment campaign, by appearing on random peoples' YouTube accounts and accusing them of sabotaging the Maine.
 
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