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Thank you. I've been trying to remember the movie's name for some time and looking up the synopsis and trailer I recognized that was its title.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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It's actually nonsensical that Title IX ever included trannies at all. The actual text of it reads as follows:
We're told "gender is what you identify, sex is biological" but then Obama went ahead and decided "yeah in this instance we're gonna treat sex as if it's gender so we can include trannies". It's reinterpreting the law to make it say what you WANT it to say instead of what it actually says which should never have been allowed. Even if you were in favor of biological males beating up women in sports, as a legal precedent you should be against Obama using a law to enforce something it never said in the first place.
It's also an instance of "give them an inch and they'll take a mile". Part of easing transgenderism into societal acceptance was going "okay sex is how you've traditionally understood male/women in the biological sense, gender is our new way of defining it based on how you identify". But now that trannies have gained a foothold in social acceptance they want to redefine sex so it has no biological basis either and simply means the same thing as gender.
He hates Christopher Nolan because he associates The Dark Knight with dudebros. It's really that simple. When it first came out he loved the movie and gave it a glowing review but now he looks down on it since he sees it as a dudebro movie. It's similar to how he hated the Joker movie before it even came out because he associated it with alt-right incels for some reason.
Bob doesn't like or dislike things merely on their own merit or his own personal connection to it. He has to force himself to like or dislike things based on what side of the cultural war he interepts it to fall on. For example he would have loved the idea of a "Space Force" if it came out under Obama or Biden but since it came out under Trump:
"I have to dislike"
"I have to"
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Oh buddy...you have no idea. They are dredging the bottom of the lake and the only original idea they have is a pixar movie where a teenage girl turns into a giant rad panda when she gets "too excited".
The rest is just depressing, reheated attempts at bringing back their old glory.
One last one.
ALL HAIL DISNEY. THE MOUSE IS GOOD. THE MOUSE IS ALL. I NEED NOTHING BUT THE MOUSE.
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Can we just put these CalArts monstrosities to death already?
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Not even original. there's a manga out there where an Asian teenage girl gets
This is Bob. The most joy Bob has felt in the last few months has been watching a press release from a multinational corporation about all their upcoming products featuring men in tights and CGI robots. Don't be like Bob.
I have seen Life of Brian countless times but I have no clue what hes trying to say with this Tweet. Is he saying that culture critics are angry at Disney despite all the movies they've made? That Disney is so good we shouldn't question them? I have no idea how he tied a skit making fun of people who complain about the government while still benefiting from it to a Disney press release.
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Holy shit, that list of movies and shows sounds like an absolute nightmare.
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Reading those announcements felt like being a kid again at the cinema and eating all your candy before the movie starts. I want to puke just at the sheer amount of flexing Disney is doing.
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Is there a single movie for adults this pants-shitting manbaby likes? Any time he has mentioned a real director who makes anything other than capeshit or monstershit, it is to shit on them.
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Guess science doesn't matter anymore huh, Roberto?
Though to be honest, the idea that men are going to set unbreakable records in women sports always cracks me up. They're so woke they're choking on it.
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David Suzuki is the host of a long-running nature/science television series made by the CBC (The Nature of Things). He's kind of a political commentator too, lefty type. He's well known in Canada, and still alive.
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Fucking hell, Bob: Gabbard is a vet, a level-3 Vegan, and a Hindu. She can summon Gojira-Ganesha a damn sight faster than you can summon Mecha-Redeemer.
Pick a god, fat boy, and become a true believer.
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Case in point: Lucas ”Zoomer Baes” Werner.
I'm sorry, did he just call shoe alt-right?
She's a democratic socialist and while I find that belief completely odious I can respect it much more than Moviebob's weird mix of ecofascism and brunch Democrat takes.
1) sex is not gender, whatever gender is
2) biological sex is immutable
3) there are inherent differences between the two sexes and between them and intersex people
These are concepts that my really left wing friends can understand. Why Moviebob can't wrap his head round them is beyond me.
1) the free market is based on supply and demand. If there is no demand for something people won't sell it. This is basic economics.
2) calling a depiction of the last days of Jesus Christ a snuff film? Hope you don't cut yourself on that edge.
I'm actually against the whole concept of a space force given that, when we have poverty on Earth and a massive national debt it's ridiculous to spend taxpayers' money in what's basically a pissing contest with Russia and China. If, however, you'd rather put a piece of cloth on Mars than put food in poor children's bellies, that's on you, but at least have the intellectual consistency to admit it.
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I might be wrong, but aren't Shoe and Ellis both (ahem) 'single' lefty brunettes ?
There might be a pattern here.
in terms of unrequited simping, at least.
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Guy's in his 80s now. He has a "nature show" on CBC called The Nature of Things (which is like a standard PBS nature show but with more political bias). IDK if he parties now, as all he does now is have multiple houses, millions of dollars, jets around the world, consooms like crazy, and yet has the nerve to tell the plebs about how their lifestyles are ruining Mother Earth. He's a nasty misanthrope (back in college while he was high AF he was ranting about how everybody's a maggot and some people are "level 40 maggots") that occasionally lets the broadcaster genial mask slip.
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I'm a Bob newbie myself so I'll take my Clocks and puzzles if this has been said before too often but man that WALL-E thing is just so perfect a visual for Bob's superior future. All you have to do is remove the element of physical degradation and you get what Bob really wants. He wants to just sit and consume bright flashing lights and sounds fed to him. To just sit there and have data and distractions fed into his face. Just pop his brain in a jar or upload his mind to a computer so his body wont rot or get fat and boom. Bob Chipmans paradise. An eternity of consooming with no consequence. No aging, no lard, no having to go up and down stairs and above all nobody that he hates distracting him from his constant stream of digestible concentrated slop without end. How useless. How destined for obsolescence. That is all he really aspires to be.
Again, I bet this has been said a million times but the real biggest resentment Bob has got is that the real world makes him work. He may be glad he can work by just doing what he wants to do anyway and then criticizing it but thats still too much. He wants everything on a platter delivered NOWNOWNOWNOW and forever. The real world makes him work and expects him to pull his weight at least a little to get by and he cant stand it. He is truly like the aristocracy of old, viewing being fat and pale as positive because it means he is better than the peons and he doesnt need to sweat to make a living.
Regretful I didnt get into this cow sooner. I was wrong to dismiss the man as just another Twitter lefty. You have to took at the full picture of the sad sack to understand how all around hilarious he is.
Again, I bet this has been said a million times but the real biggest resentment Bob has got is that the real world makes him work. He may be glad he can work by just doing what he wants to do anyway and then criticizing it but thats still too much. He wants everything on a platter delivered NOWNOWNOWNOW and forever. The real world makes him work and expects him to pull his weight at least a little to get by and he cant stand it. He is truly like the aristocracy of old, viewing being fat and pale as positive because it means he is better than the peons and he doesnt need to sweat to make a living.
Regretful I didnt get into this cow sooner. I was wrong to dismiss the man as just another Twitter lefty. You have to took at the full picture of the sad sack to understand how all around hilarious he is.
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If we were to do lolcow of the year awards, I’d be pushing bob each year, hands down. He just keeps topping his own fuckery every year with no sign of stopping.
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What, even more than Yanniv?
Yo @Null, make this a thing, It's not like you do anything else.
(Shit. Nice knowing you guys)
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He's been pretty boring for a few years. He's much funnier after Lindsay Ellis kicked his fat ass, and the latest saga of literally every dumb thing he says (basically every single thing he says) getting ratio'd and constantly getting dunked on, even by people he can't dismiss as mayonnaise ghouls from the hinterlands, is great. I've been waiting for this fat fuck to get his comeuppance for years.
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