Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[assdick42069]

He's seriously talking about the 700 Club? Does he realize it's current year? When is the last time the 700 Club was relevant to anything at all?

There was that small moral panic over highschoolers using benadryl a few months ago

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Well, unless they'd had an opinion on superhero movies or Mario games, nothing much at all

No, half of what he does on Twitter involves looking for conservatives and sending them autistic attempts at a clapback.

Here's what a baby looks like during the 14th week of pregnancy. Hardly an indistinct cluster of cells. Robert simps for abortionists because he knows that no woman would ever allow his homunculoid freakspawn to remain in her womb for full term. Thus, Bob must ensure that abortion always remains legal so that the women he lusts over will have an out should they agree to have sex with him and accidentally get pregnant.

Also, the perfectly preserved corpse of Eva Peron is more likely to come back to life and do a lap dance with the Pope than Bob Chipman is likely to get laid.

I don't think it's that deep.

We've been over the fact that Roberto thinks that if he says the right words and believes the right things a progressive woman will magically appear and become his girlfriend. Rabid support for abortion is one of the things that defines progressives, therefore he feels that he must argue for it.

Cut Jennifer Bendery some slack; women are bad at math. And progressives say that 2+2=5.


Bob is so smart that he pays Patreon tax to six trannies, most of them, like Jake Alley and Banana Wu, haven't produced a thing for years.

View attachment 1819147
Nothing about providing for his family and resolving his allegedly dire finance. In his car-crash-waiting-to-happen v-log, he says he felt self-conscious about going to a convention center for a boat exhibition (Chris owns a boat; you'd have suspected if you see some of his selfies), because he thought people make fun of adults going to convention centers. In the end he felt heartened by the "inclusive" atmosphere: furries, cosplayers, people who probably haven't taken a shower in a week, you know them. The very crowd who made Chris self-conscious reaffirms his faith in human unity. He then claims MCU, specially Endgame, brought him the same feeling too: (6:30 onwards) "...a cumulation of 11 years, 21 movies that were made for us, that were made to bring us together no matter our walks of life... these were done with respect; these were done with confidence and competence."

If for nothing else, check out his comment on his supposed straightness at 4:10. "I'm as straight as a human being can be... oh wo ho who knows?"

He did an analysis of his shows. It's boring but if you insist.
View attachment 1819164

+ + + +
The person who managed Walmart's social media did a blooper, which GOP Senator Josh Hawley took advantage of:
View attachment 1819181
View attachment 1819182

Bobby must don his hat, not as the representative of People of Walmart, but as the Defender of Monopolizing Conglomerate of Superior Future:
View attachment 1819189
Calling out Big Retail for their exploitation of workers is "a special brand of evil". Bobby truly cares for workers. By "workers" he means the robots Amazon is dispatching to replace their human employees.

View attachment 1819209
Yup. It is so unbecoming for a human to wash windshields at the car wash. This is the job for robots or illegals.
(Wikipedia says Hawley has a banker father so it is very unlikely he ever worked at a car wash.)

Luke Letlow, Rep-elect of Louisiana and a GOP, died of covid at the age of 41. Progressives gravedance in glee.
View attachment 1819237

+ + + +
MAGA nada nada not worth saving nada nada:
View attachment 1819246

Someone nominate Bobby to be our Treasury Sec!
View attachment 1819205

But then the Department of Treasury will have to compete with WB for such brilliant intellect:
View attachment 1819220
"Make your streaming shows 'movie quality' with movie budgets."
"Don't spend $200 mil for a 120 min feature to work on streaming."
Can't reconcile these? That why you must ask Bobby in person; that's why you must hire him!

WW84
View attachment 1819289

View attachment 1819240
Cf. Brie Larson, who doesn't even manage to "look iconic".

WWE, the choice artform of a connoisseur of culture:
View attachment 1819255

View attachment 1819206

View attachment 1819277
If you want a vision of the future, imagine three nozzles spraying fat, blood, and muscle goo into a gaping fat maw... forever.

Bobby's Angels:
View attachment 1819256

I love to end our journey where we began, so this time, more misconduct of customer-facing personnel:
View attachment 1819262
Food service was hit hard during lockdowns and restaurants are looking for every excuse to fire people. I hope this "friend's friend" who worked at Coyote Cafe and served Mike Pence on 29 Dec 2020 enjoys her extended vacation. (archived)

So according to Bob all populists are evil. That's weird, because according to this article some of his political waifus are populists.

In fact, I'll just leave a screenshot here.

Considering that one of the leading health problems among the poor is now obesity, maybe we should start distracting the government with flags on rocks.

Touché.

 

[Fictional Character]

That pie has probably never been BTFO by Lindsay Ellis, so there's that.

The pie also probably lived Bob's dream of getting into Lindsay's hole.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Press X to doubt Bob's claim that he has been tipping more during the pandemic.

He's gone on record a few times saying that he has a "chronic immunocompromised condition" that keeps him from being around people during this plandemic without a doctor's excuse. The ability for him getting brunch and a mimosa with Ma was stolen from him like so many other things. Damn you Drumpf and all of your non-executed supporters!

 

[Broble64]

WWE, the choice artform of a connoisseur of culture:

God I hate how he ends every opinion with an "I feel like?" or something similar. It's so minor but it makes everything he says sound so insincere.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

He's gone on record a few times saying that he has a "chronic immunocompromised condition" that keeps him from being around people during this plandemic without a doctor's excuse

He's got a pre-existing condition, that's for sure.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So in a scenario James Gunn gets outed as a sexual predator, how hard would Bob get trolled and bombed with replies tagging him?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So in a scenario James Gunn gets outed as a sexual predator, how hard would Bob get trolled and bombed with replies tagging him?

Be still my beating heart the fallout would be glorious.

 

[Free the Pedos]

It's actually only 11.1%, which to be fair is actually pretty stingy. Even 15% is mediocre, and what I generally tip for mediocre service. I generally do 20%. And round up to the next dollar.

What's the likelihood that Pence ordered his own food as opposed to a staffer with an office card linked to his name doing it?

 

[Mola Ram]

Be still my beating heart the fallout would be glorious.

The dream scenario is that the increasingly deranged Elliot/Ellen Page accuses Gunn of having gotten the ball rolling on all the casting couch abuse that turned her into the mentally ill basket case she is today. Who will Bobby believe? Who will he side with? How will he rationalize giving Guardians of the Galaxy 3 the glowing review that's already written in his head?

 

[UncleTusky]

The dream scenario is that the increasingly deranged Elliot/Ellen Page accuses Gunn of having gotten the ball rolling on all the casting couch abuse that turned her into the mentally ill basket case she is today. Who will Bobby believe? Who will he side with? How will he rationalize giving Guardians of the Galaxy 3 the glowing review that's already written in his head?

If the accusations against Joe Biden are any guide a woman's word becomes worthless the second she accuses a good liberal of sexual misconduct. I'm not sure which would be funnier but he'll probably either deny it outright or do what Polanski's defenders have been doing for years and say you have to separate the art from the artist. Either way, the mental gymnastics will be the first real exercise Blob has gotten since the 1990s.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The dream scenario is that the increasingly deranged Elliot/Ellen Page accuses Gunn of having gotten the ball rolling on all the casting couch abuse that turned her into the mentally ill basket case she is today. Who will Bobby believe? Who will he side with? How will he rationalize giving Guardians of the Galaxy 3 the glowing review that's already written in his head?

If the accusations against Joe Biden are any guide a woman's word becomes worthless the second she accuses a good liberal of sexual misconduct. I'm not sure which would be funnier but he'll probably either deny it outright or do what Polanski's defenders have been doing for years and say you have to separate the art from the artist. Either way, the mental gymnastics will be the first real exercise Blob has gotten since the 1990s.

His head would have to explode hard for him to come to terms.

 

[Mola Ram]

If the accusations against Joe Biden are any guide a woman's word becomes worthless the second she accuses a good liberal of sexual misconduct. I'm not sure which would be funnier but he'll probably either deny it outright or do what Polanski's defenders have been doing for years and say you have to separate the art from the artist. Either way, the mental gymnastics will be the first real exercise Blob has gotten since the 1990s.

The wrinkle is "Elliot's" transgender pose. Now I'm firmly of the opinion it's a publicity stunt egged on by some unsettling psychiatric problems (Page has come across as unbalanced in interviews more than once), but that's a verboten opinion in less enlightened places than the Farms. Certainly Bob couldn't venture that opinion and have his meagre career survive the fallout. So as a transgender, "Elliot" is higher on the victim totem pole than a woman, straight or lesbian. Where does that leave Gunn? Since he's inside the Disney Circle of Trust, I mostly agree with your analysis, but watching the mental gymnastics of discrediting Page after all the tongue baths they've given her for being SO BRAVE will be delicious.

 

[Water-T]

Now I'm firmly of the opinion it's a publicity stunt egged on by some unsettling psychiatric problems

I think it's also an excuse for Page to wear hats all the time to cover up that freaky looking fivehead.

 

[UncleTusky]

The wrinkle is "Elliot's" transgender pose. Now I'm firmly of the opinion it's a publicity stunt egged on by some unsettling psychiatric problems (Page has come across as unbalanced in interviews more than once), but that's a verboten opinion in less enlightened places than the Farms. Certainly Bob couldn't venture that opinion and have his meagre career survive the fallout. So as a transgender, "Elliot" is higher on the victim totem pole than a woman, straight or lesbian. Where does that leave Gunn? Since he's inside the Disney Circle of Trust, I mostly agree with your analysis, but watching the mental gymnastics of discrediting Page after all the tongue baths they've given her for being SO BRAVE will be delicious.

Bruce Jenner trooned out in either 2015 or 2016 but still lost all his liberal good-boy points when he spoke at the 2016 RNC. Last I checked he's still divisive in liberal circles for insisting that his old credits say "he" and "Bruce" (apparently his kids even still call him "dad", good of him for trying to do right by them). I realize that supporting Orange Man is more serious than accusing a director of sexual misconduct in these circles but it still shows that transsexuals can and do get thrown under the bus for wrongthink.

The alternative would be that Ellen could get the same fate as John Flynt-much of his publicity came from Zoe Quinn's wannabe autistic Illuminati ("Crash Override Network") wanting to use him as the face of GamerGate victims; when they realized he was too unreliable to use they ditched him. John still gets mentioned here and there (not to mention his own thread on this site) but at this point he's a minor eccentric nobody has to take seriously.

 

[jspit2.0]

No, half of what he does on Twitter involves looking for conservatives and sending them autistic attempts at a clapback.

I don't think it's that deep.

We've been over the fact that Roberto thinks that if he says the right words and believes the right things a progressive woman will magically appear and become his girlfriend. Rabid support for abortion is one of the things that defines progressives, therefore he feels that he must argue for it.

So according to Bob all populists are evil. That's weird, because according to this article some of his political waifus are populists.

In fact, I'll just leave a screenshot here.
View attachment 1819764

Touché.

I pop in. Sooo, Bob's currently on abortion, why!!!!!, populists...

Bob. That was LITERALLY the plot of Dark Forces 1. The phase 1 trooper outright had a shield that would bounce gunfire. IT CAME OUT IN 1995!


1) Prequels anyone?
2) Again Bobby is very nearly right in this but manages to be wrong. From the "Guide To the Star Wars Universe" 2nd ed. (published 1994) - on page 242 under Jedi Master: "Jedi Masters have moved beyond the need for weapons such as lightsabers, preferring to depend solely on the Force to give them strength."

Gee, you'd almost think a pop culture guy would know this stuff or something. Maybe comment on how things have changed in the lore over the years...

Oh who am I kidding?


If these people have no concept of forgiveness or reconciliation, is it any wonder they are so alone as people are driven out of their lives?

The one thing I can say about the MCU is that it can be a good fit for a family movie night when you know so many are not going to agree on other films. (i.e. "dad would like this, mom would not")


Remember with Bob, the oppression is a feature, not a bug.


Geez, Bob, the ENTIRE LAST FILM of the MCU (endgame) has Iron Man fighting to make sure his family & daughter live and Captain America literally retiring to have a family. Bob it is legit impressive just how awful you are at your OWN DAMN JOB.

I see Luke didn't understand Tenet either. Ironic since it's very easy to read the movie through a leftist lens and say it's all about how the very rich screw over the little guy.

You say that now but when the giant meteor of death arrives...

Gee, somebody should write a book.

Considering that one of the leading health problems among the poor is now obesity, maybe we should start distracting the government with flags on rocks.

Star Wars? Okay. Oh noes. American's celebrate people who led revolutions. Nobody else *Guy Fawkes* does that.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

So in a scenario James Gunn gets outed as a sexual predator, how hard would Bob get trolled and bombed with replies tagging him?

Don't get my hopes up.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I pop in. Sooo, Bob's currently on abortion, why!!!!!, populists...

He is obsessed with ”populism” and thinks it's behind all the evils of the world yet manages to simp for certain populists on Twitter.

The fact that Bob manages to throw his principles away when women he thinks are hot are involved never ceases to amaze me.

 

[jspit2.0]

He is obsessed with ”populism” and thinks it's behind all the evils of the world yet manages to simp for certain populists on Twitter.

The fact that Bob manages to throw his principles away when women he thinks are hot are involved never ceases to amaze me.

Braveheart. For the love of a woman and all that. Just imagine Cinema Roberto done up in Braveheart paint, nude from the waist up. In his horrible Boston accent he cries, "My Superior Future!"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Braveheart. For the love of a woman and all that. Just imagine Cinema Roberto done up in Braveheart paint, nude from the waist up. In his horrible Boston accent he cries, "My Superior Future!"

Allah-u akbar, this is al-finest example of al-Islamiyya content I have seen today.