Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

There's absolutely no way that this could ever backfire and affect the Chipmans! They are very smert. One of them even has a degree and SEVEN podcasts!

He's seriously talking about the 700 Club? Does he realize it's current year? When is the last time the 700 Club was relevant to anything at all?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He's seriously talking about the 700 Club? Does he realize it's current year? When is the last time the 700 Club was relevant to anything at all?

Things only 80's kids will remember.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Chris wrote this in the podcast description...

Wait... 2 different Batman timelines? 4 different Batman timelines? Your sure this is a good idea WB?

Jesus F'n Christ, Chris, are you even aware of the dozens--if not hundreds of Batman timelines if you take all of the films/television/animation/comics in existence into account. The CW Arrowverse Crisis on Infinite Earths miniseries essentially admitted that every. single. one of these series exists in a larger multiverse that includes the DCEU if you count Ezra Miller's cameo. Similarly, the MCU exists in the same multiversal structure as 616 universe (for those that don't know the MCU is Earth-199999) so it's conceivable that they could interact with the other cinematic universes. I couldn't be bothered to listen to even five minutes of the podcast, but I must wonder why it's a bad thing to include Batmen from different timelines when Marvel (reportedly) including the Maguire and Garfield Spider-Men in the next Spidey film is a-okay. Oh, wait. It's because you and Bob would probably hide under one of the other Bobs' (Iger or Chapek) desks to give them a surprise blow job if given the chance.

 

[Rekkington]

I love Blob's weak grasping at straws here:

"but...but...those tweets were easily found because people who hate my fat ass have made it easy to find!"

Yes, and? That doesn't mean these tweets did not spring forth from your fetid mind, Blob.



Blob's weak deflection is laughable.

"It's not up to you to determine that those tweets were about eugenics, you lower peon!"

Yeah, everyone is just pretending your shit hot takes reek of eugenicist ideology because you're such an important target, Cinéaste Rober.

"Upvote bad search hits" lol what a boomerbrained slob.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Something something tactics and targets

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1344353082956800005

https://archive.vn/DTjXI

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There's absolutely no way that this could ever backfire and affect the Chipmans! They are very smert. One of them even has a degree and SEVEN podcasts!

”everyone who leans to the right or is a Christian is stupid.”

Aside from all the ”in this moment I am euphoric” BS inherent in that quote, I wonder what Bob would have to say if a conservative bluecheck said that it was a ”public service” to rip leftists off because ”they're only going to do stupid shit with it like donate to the Satanic Temple or AOC”.

 

[instythot]

”everyone who leans to the right or is a Christian is stupid.”

Aside from all the ”in this moment I am euphoric” BS inherent in that quote, I wonder what Bob would have to say if a conservative bluecheck said that it was a ”public service” to rip leftists off because ”they're only going to do stupid shit with it like donate to the Satanic Temple or AOC”.

Well, unless they'd had an opinion on superhero movies or Mario games, nothing much at all

 

[Strange Wilderness]

So someone describes an instance in which they did something legal but a bit tacky and Bob runs it full upto fraud is fine? How does he always take every scenario presented and then justify worse things? Good to see Bob knows entirely the people who bought it though, from that info they had to be Trump supporters, as we know the superior leftist is always too smart to fall for anything dumb.

The core of Bobs philosophy always boils down to "No Bad Tacticts only Bad Targets". Its a-ok to do anything horrible you want to Bad Targets because the deserve it, they are irredeemable in the mind of Bob. Anything from fraud, assault, to outright murder and genocide is ok as long as it happens to the right person.

He's seriously talking about the 700 Club? Does he realize it's current year? When is the last time the 700 Club was relevant to anything at all?

At best the mid 2000s back when the Religious Right was still a thing. Coincidentally the last time Bob was relevant to the Internet outside some random website.

Chris wrote this in the podcast description...



Jesus F'n Christ, Chris, are you even aware of the dozens--if not hundreds of Batman timelines if you take all of the films/television/animation/comics in existence into account. The CW Arrowverse Crisis on Infinite Earths miniseries essentially admitted that every. single. one of these series exists in a larger multiverse that includes the DCEU if you count Ezra Miller's cameo. Similarly, the MCU exists in the same multiversal structure as 616 universe (for those that don't know the MCU is Earth-199999) so it's conceivable that they could interact with the other cinematic universes. I couldn't be bothered to listen to even five minutes of the podcast, but I must wonder why it's a bad thing to include Batmen from different timelines when Marvel (reportedly) including the Maguire and Garfield Spider-Men in the next Spidey film is a-okay. Oh, wait. It's because you and Bob would probably hide under one of the other Bobs' (Iger or Chapek) desks to give them a surprise blow job if given the chance.

Having more than one Batman timeline is too complicated for the Chipmans to remember. With multiple Batman continuities you have to remember different facts about each and have some knowledge about the mythos outside wikipedia to understand the changes they make to characters. You might also have to deal with the fact that some director chose to interpret Batman in a different way than you like. If you like campy Adam West/Joel Schumacher Batman but your job is to watch comic book movies then you risk embarrassing yourself when you sperg out at Nolans dark and gritty Batman that actually makes you think a little and not just string fight scenes together with campy quips. Its a lot easier to be a pop-culture critic when all pop-culture is the exact same and only one definitive version exists. They want to turn being pop-culture gurus into their careers but want to do so in the laziest no effort way possible.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

“Argentina is leading us to the Superior Future!”
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Here's what a baby looks like during the 14th week of pregnancy. Hardly an indistinct cluster of cells. Robert simps for abortionists because he knows that no woman would ever allow his homunculoid freakspawn to remain in her womb for full term. Thus, Bob must ensure that abortion always remains legal so that the women he lusts over will have an out should they agree to have sex with him and accidentally get pregnant.

Also, the perfectly preserved corpse of Eva Peron is more likely to come back to life and do a lap dance with the Pope than Bob Chipman is likely to get laid.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Here's what a baby looks like during the 14th week of pregnancy. Hardly an indistinct cluster of cells. Robert simps for abortionists because he knows that no woman would ever allow his homunculoid freakspawn to remain in her womb for full term. Thus, Bob must ensure that abortion always remains legal so that the women he lusts over will have an out should they agree to have sex with him and accidentally get pregnant.

Also, the perfectly preserved corpse of Eva Peron is more likely to come back to life and do a lap dance with the Pope than Bob Chipman is likely to get laid.

It's not even simping it's purely because the mayo ghouls don't like it, therefore Bob loves it.

Same reason he defended Cuties. Bob just such a tribalistic cretin he'll support anything if he thinks it will spite his perceived enemies.

 

[Positron]

You know I think I finally found the woman for Bob.

'Just incredible': HuffPost reporter's response to getting called out for failed dunk on Mike Pence is 'a miracle of modern journalism brain'; UPDATED

"No one escapes the Curse of the Corn Cob."

twitchy.com

Makes a super obvious mistake? Doubles down and refuses to learn? Can never admit being wrong? They're perfect for each other.

Cut Jennifer Bendery some slack; women are bad at math. And progressives say that 2+2=5.

Something something tactics and targets

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1344353082956800005

https://archive.vn/DTjXI

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There's absolutely no way that this could ever backfire and affect the Chipmans! They are very smert. One of them even has a degree and SEVEN podcasts!

Bob is so smart that he pays Patreon tax to six trannies, most of them, like Jake Alley and Banana Wu, haven't produced a thing for years.


Nothing about providing for his family and resolving his allegedly dire finance. In his car-crash-waiting-to-happen v-log, he says he felt self-conscious about going to a convention center for a boat exhibition (Chris owns a boat; you'd have suspected if you see some of his selfies), because he thought people make fun of adults going to convention centers. In the end he felt heartened by the "inclusive" atmosphere: furries, cosplayers, people who probably haven't taken a shower in a week, you know them. The very crowd who made Chris self-conscious reaffirms his faith in human unity. He then claims MCU, specially Endgame, brought him the same feeling too: (6:30 onwards) "...a cumulation of 11 years, 21 movies that were made for us, that were made to bring us together no matter our walks of life... these were done with respect; these were done with confidence and competence."

If for nothing else, check out his comment on his supposed straightness at 4:10. "I'm as straight as a human being can be... oh wo ho who knows?"

He did an analysis of his shows. It's boring but if you insist.


+ + + +
The person who managed Walmart's social media did a blooper, which GOP Senator Josh Hawley took advantage of:



Bobby must don his hat, not as the representative of People of Walmart, but as the Defender of Monopolizing Conglomerate of Superior Future:

Calling out Big Retail for their exploitation of workers is "a special brand of evil". Bobby truly cares for workers. By "workers" he means the robots Amazon is dispatching to replace their human employees.


Yup. It is so unbecoming for a human to wash windshields at the car wash. This is the job for robots or illegals.
(Wikipedia says Hawley has a banker father so it is very unlikely he ever worked at a car wash.)

Luke Letlow, Rep-elect of Louisiana and a GOP, died of covid at the age of 41. Progressives gravedance in glee.


+ + + +
MAGA nada nada not worth saving nada nada:


Someone nominate Bobby to be our Treasury Sec!


But then the Department of Treasury will have to compete with WB for such brilliant intellect:

"Make your streaming shows 'movie quality' with movie budgets."
"Don't spend $200 mil for a 120 min feature to work on streaming."
Can't reconcile these? That why you must ask Bobby in person; that's why you must hire him!

WW84



Cf. Brie Larson, who doesn't even manage to "look iconic".

WWE, the choice artform of a connoisseur of culture:





If you want a vision of the future, imagine three nozzles spraying fat, blood, and muscle goo into a gaping fat maw... forever.

Bobby's Angels:


I love to end our journey where we began, so this time, more misconduct of customer-facing personnel:

Food service was hit hard during lockdowns and restaurants are looking for every excuse to fire people. I hope this "friend's friend" who worked at Coyote Cafe and served Mike Pence on 29 Dec 2020 enjoys her extended vacation. (archived)

 

[blablabla]

Something something tactics and targets

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1344353082956800005

https://archive.vn/DTjXI

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There's absolutely no way that this could ever backfire and affect the Chipmans! They are very smert. One of them even has a degree and SEVEN podcasts!

not stupid people know how to pronounce words bob you worthless slob

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I love to end our journey where we began, so this time, more misconduct of customer-facing personnel:
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Food service was hit hard during lockdowns and restaurants are looking for every excuse to fire people. I hope this "friend of a friend" who worked at Coyote Cafe and served Mike Pence on 29 Dec 2000 enjoys her extended vacation. (archived)

Press X to doubt Bob's claim that he has been tipping more during the pandemic.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here's what a baby looks like during the 14th week of pregnancy. Hardly an indistinct cluster of cells. Robert simps for abortionists because he knows that no woman would ever allow his homunculoid freakspawn to remain in her womb for full term. Thus, Bob must ensure that abortion always remains legal so that the women he lusts over will have an out should they agree to have sex with him and accidentally get pregnant.

Also, the perfectly preserved corpse of Eva Peron is more likely to come back to life and do a lap dance with the Pope than Bob Chipman is likely to get laid.

I don’t get why he has a hard on for abortions, putting aside politics. He will never have children nor will have sex.

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

Press X to doubt Bob's claim that he has been tipping more during the pandemic.

Non-Issue
You dont tip at McDonald's,

 

[mandatorylurk]

Using emojis in tweets is terrible, but Bob has absolutely ruined the rock on/metal hand sign, as expected of a 40 year old virgin clinging to the past.

 

[Flexo]

Bob. That was LITERALLY the plot of Dark Forces 1. The phase 1 trooper outright had a shield that would bounce gunfire. IT CAME OUT IN 1995!

Bobby thinks the kung-fu tropes of Shaw Brothers movies will work in a Space Opera.

1) Prequels anyone?
2) Again Bobby is very nearly right in this but manages to be wrong. From the "Guide To the Star Wars Universe" 2nd ed. (published 1994) - on page 242 under Jedi Master: "Jedi Masters have moved beyond the need for weapons such as lightsabers, preferring to depend solely on the Force to give them strength."

Gee, you'd almost think a pop culture guy would know this stuff or something. Maybe comment on how things have changed in the lore over the years...

Oh who am I kidding?

I don't know about Japan but I can't think of any Chinese holidays that commemorate dynasty founders. Only Taiwan celebrates the birthday of Sun Yat-Sen, the first president of Kuomintang.

If these people have no concept of forgiveness or reconciliation, is it any wonder they are so alone as people are driven out of their lives?

In other words, MCU is reliable yet homogenized fast food for people, too lazy to expand their tastes, to fall back on under inertia. If MCU is "the watershed moment", it is definitely the opposite of "cultural advancement".

The one thing I can say about the MCU is that it can be a good fit for a family movie night when you know so many are not going to agree on other films. (i.e. "dad would like this, mom would not")

I'm betting it's from Bob listening to those fake tittied thots/spies on Twitter, and salivating over the high-tech Singapore pics on the same platform, despite how thoroughly repressive Singapore's government is. Bob's old enough to remember when once, there was this kid, who, took a trip to Singapore and brought along some spray paint. He got cane marks all over his bottom, and I don't think anything's changed in that regard in Singapore since then.

Remember with Bob, the oppression is a feature, not a bug.

As to the actual internal politics of the FILMS, narratively... I mean I'd say it's left-of-center/progressive in sense that it's broadly anti-isolationist, anti-colonialist and anti-racist. It's most interesting consistent ideological trait is being pro-found/post-nuclear family. Like the ONE note that damn near Every. Single. MCU movie keeps hitting over and over - almost moreso and with more variety than "Fast & Furious" is reifying idealizations of created family units among characters; often VERSUS the traditional type.

Geez, Bob, the ENTIRE LAST FILM of the MCU (endgame) has Iron Man fighting to make sure his family & daughter live and Captain America literally retiring to have a family. Bob it is legit impressive just how awful you are at your OWN DAMN JOB.

Then comes the focus of the discussion: MCU, which is "very political":

It is saying something when Luke, of all people, has more insight than Bobby. "Hey this shit is just like an average D&D campaign that bears no resemblance to real life, how can it be 'political'?"

I see Luke didn't understand Tenet either. Ironic since it's very easy to read the movie through a leftist lens and say it's all about how the very rich screw over the little guy.

I would have spent every penny in the Space Program to launch every race-baiter and fat welfare queen into space. It would have saved tons of money in the long run.

The real reason the Space Program fizzled out was that, once we'd beat the Russians to the Moon, there wasn't much use in going past a low Earth orbit. The only reason to build a moonbase would be to train a population for long term space exploration. But it's not like we're going to find resources on the moon that justify our going there. Even the resources buried in the moon's soil would only be useful for supplying the base itself or trips to Mars. TL;DR: Space is a boondoggle. An inspiring boondoggle that is a better way to spend money than most porkbarrel projects are, but it's a boondoggle nonetheless.

You say that now but when the giant meteor of death arrives...

As I've said, the Nazis were opposed to capitalism, supported relieving farmers' debts, were anti-Catholic and anti-Semitic and were also animal rights activists. Tell me they wouldn't be leftists today.

Gee, somebody should write a book.

In fairness, feeding poor people on this planet is a better use of taxpayers' money than putting a big flag on a rock.

Considering that one of the leading health problems among the poor is now obesity, maybe we should start distracting the government with flags on rocks.

 

[instythot]

You know I think I finally found the woman for Bob.

'Just incredible': HuffPost reporter's response to getting called out for failed dunk on Mike Pence is 'a miracle of modern journalism brain'; UPDATED

"No one escapes the Curse of the Corn Cob."

twitchy.com

Makes a super obvious mistake? Doubles down and refuses to learn? Can never admit being wrong? They're perfect for each other.

Certainly promising as a future Chipman with that ideological bent and refusal to face facts, but let's get down to brass tacks re: the real requirements for Bob

-how Asian and lesbian is she?
-alternatively, how many feminine penises does she have?

 

[Water-T]

Non-Issue
You dont tip at McDonald's,

Correction: he's been tipping his fedora a lot more for m'ladies.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Cut Jennifer Bendery some slack; women are bad at math. And progressives say that 2+2=5.


Bob is so smart that he pays Patreon tax to six trannies, most of them, like Jake Alley and Banana Wu, haven't produced a thing for years.

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Nothing about providing for his family and resolving his allegedly dire finance. In his car-crash-waiting-to-happen v-log, he says he felt self-conscious about going to a convention center for a boat exhibition (Chris owns a boat; you'd have suspected if you see some of his selfies), because he thought people make fun of adults going to conventional centers. In the end he felt heartened by the "inclusive" atmosphere: furries, cosplayers, people who probably haven't taken a shower in a week, you know them. The very crowd who made Chris self-conscious reaffirms his faith in human unity. He then claims MCU, specially Endgame, brought him the same feeling too: (6:30 onwards) "...a cumulation of 11 years, 21 movies that were made for us, that were made to bring us together no matter our walks of life... these were done with respect; these were done with confidence and competence."

If for nothing else, check out his comment on his supposed straightness at 4:10. "I'm as straight as a human being can be... oh wo ho who knows?"

He did an analysis of his shows. It's boring but if you insist.
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+ + + +
The person who managed Walmart's social media did a blooper, which GOP Senator Josh Hawley took advantage of:
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Bobby must don his hat, not as the representative of People of Walmart, but as the Defender of Monopolizing Conglomerate of Superior Future:
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Calling out Big Retail for their exploitation of workers is "a special brand of evil". Bobby truly cares for workers. By "workers" he means the robots Amazon is dispatching to replace their human employees.

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Yup. It is so unbecoming for a human to wash windshields at the car wash. This is the job for robots or illegals.
(Wikipedia says Hawley has a banker father and it is very unlikely he ever worked at a car wash.)

Luke Letlow, Rep-elect of Louisiana and a GOP, died of covid at the age of 41. Progressives gravedance in glee.
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MAGA nada nada not worth saving nada nada:
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Someone nominate Bobby to be our Treasury Sec!
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But then the Department of Treasury will have to compete with WB for such brilliant intellect:
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"Make your streaming shows 'movie quality' with movie budgets."
"Don't spend $200 mil for a 120 min feature to work on streaming."
Can't reconcile these? That why you must ask Bobby in person; that's why you must hire him!

WW84
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Cf. Brie Larson, who doesn't even manage to "look iconic".

WWE, the choice artform of a connoisseur of culture:
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If you want a vision of the future, imagine three nozzles spraying fat, blood, and muscle goo into a gaping fat maw... forever.

Bobby's Angels:
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I love to end our journey where we began, so this time, more misconduct of customer-facing personnel:
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Food service was hit hard during lockdowns and restaurants are looking for every excuse to fire people. I hope this "friend of a friend" who worked at Coyote Cafe and served Mike Pence on 29 Dec 2020 enjoys her extended vacation. (archived)

seriously, they're whining about a 5 dollar tip on a 45 dollar bill? Unless my math is wonky, that's 15 percent. That's a standard tip. I'd only take their bitching seriously if he didn't tip AT ALL.

"Look at this person leaving a 15 percent tip, WHAT A MONSTER" just doesn't have the impact they want it to.

 

[AnOminous]

seriously, they're whining about a 5 dollar tip on a 45 dollar bill? Unless my math is wonky, that's 15 percent. That's a standard tip. I'd only take their bitching seriously if he didn't tip AT ALL.

It's actually only 11.1%, which to be fair is actually pretty stingy. Even 15% is mediocre, and what I generally tip for mediocre service. I generally do 20%. And round up to the next dollar.