Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Braveheart. For the love of a woman and all that. Just imagine Cinema Roberto done up in Braveheart paint, nude from the waist up. In his horrible Boston accent he cries, "My Superior Future!"

 

[jspit2.0]

Allah-u akbar, this is al-finest example of al-Islamiyya content I have seen today.

Uhm, thanks? Beshak

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Sweet terror!

Thankfully Blob's odds of reproducing are slim, so the Chipman army is still a ways off.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Having more than one Batman timeline is too complicated for the Chipmans to remember. With multiple Batman continuities you have to remember different facts about each and have some knowledge about the mythos outside wikipedia to understand the changes they make to characters. You might also have to deal with the fact that some director chose to interpret Batman in a different way than you like. If you like campy Adam West/Joel Schumacher Batman but your job is to watch comic book movies then you risk embarrassing yourself when you sperg out at Nolans dark and gritty Batman that actually makes you think a little and not just string fight scenes together with campy quips. Its a lot easier to be a pop-culture critic when all pop-culture is the exact same and only one definitive version exists. They want to turn being pop-culture gurus into their careers but want to do so in the laziest no effort way possible.

Each timeline is a line of events and sometimes those lines intersect with one another. Not that hard to remember honestly. It's just more proof that the Chipman clan are obsolete mayo ghouls who can't do their jobs right and would be the first against the wall in the superior future. Bob's entire view of the SUPERIOR FUTURE is just him coping with the shitty circumstances he gave himself.

 

[TopTierHealer]

God I hate how he ends every opinion with an "I feel like?" or something similar. It's so minor but it makes everything he says sound so insincere.

I have said this a couple of times but this is one of the signs of emotional immaturity. When a 13 old is asked a question, unless hes an ultra instinct giga chad, they will answer a non-answer. Even if words come out of his mouth it won't be considered coherent enough to be a valid answer:

E.G. "What do you think of the use of the Hijab in western countries?" "It's a patriarchal tool but it's a woman's choice to wear it". Nigger, give me a straight answer - yes or no?

And if, instead of being 13, they are 15 years old they will say, "It's good that a debate has started, whatever the outcome we will all have gained from the insight" - Ok, you're a time wasting faggot. Come back when you grow the balls to have an opinion.

Here's Obama v Keyes in 2004 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQG5hIPJK0g&ab_channel=CityClubofChicago

Keyes demolises Obama in all points and makes a very strong case against gay marriage based on the natural law. It's on the 39:00 minute.

But back to Bob. When he opens his mouth to explain why we should kill all whites, he doesn't hesitate. When he decides to show off how smart he is he always goes for the blandest, most non-commital response he can give.

If you've ever been in a meteting and some asshole opens their mouth just for the same of it, it's the same energy.

Moral of the story: open your mouth only when you have to and don't let your mouth write checks that your ass can't cash.

 

[cypocryphy]

WWE, the choice artform of a connoisseur of culture:
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Oh,Bob you fake nerd...there was a magician gimmick that lasted exactly one match.

Besides, only turbo-neckbeards still watch wrestling and they'd whine about such a gimmick anyway.... and Bob would join them.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

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Food service was hit hard during lockdowns and restaurants are looking for every excuse to fire people. I hope this "friend's friend" who worked at Coyote Cafe and served Mike Pence on 29 Dec 2020 enjoys her extended vacation. (archived)

What if he received absolutely dogshit service? You're not entitled to a 20% tip just for showing up.

I tend to tip well regardless because I know how it can be, but if I never worked in the restaurant industry I probably would be more discriminatory about how much I leave.

 

[Free the Pedos]

He is obsessed with ”populism” and thinks it's behind all the evils of the world yet manages to simp for certain populists on Twitter.

The fact that Bob manages to throw his principles away when women he thinks are hot are involved never ceases to amaze me.

Like most of his behavior, is a more general lefty thing rather than part of a unique personality. They don't see the similarity between calling someone a populist and saying someone is 'of the people', 'cares about the underdog', is a 'grassroots candidate.' So some poor white people like Trump and that makes him a populist, but some poor white people like Bernie and he's a grassroots candidate.

I have said this a couple of times but this is one of the signs of emotional immaturity. When a 13 old is asked a question, unless hes an ultra instinct giga chad, they will answer a non-answer. Even if words come out of his mouth it won't be considered coherent enough to be a valid answer:

Ditto Bob's annoying "I feel like?"s in his tweets. It's just an annoying lefty tic. (Jude does this a lot.) He has no personality other than what he imbibes from social media.

 

[Mola Ram]

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Enlargedheart.

 

[AnOminous]

What's the likelihood that Pence ordered his own food as opposed to a staffer with an office card linked to his name doing it?

If it was a staffer he should fire that guy because the last thing you need some idiot staffer doing is embarrassing you with an etiquette gaffe like that.

 

[Wünderkind]

If I may go a tad off-topic are we seeing a rise of lolcow twins with Bob and Chris, as well as other brother pairs like Anthony/Joe Cumia and the Paul bros.? Though the latter two are probably too successful to count (and Jake does not seem quite as stupid as Logan).

 

[Vesperus]

-how Asian and lesbian is she?
-alternatively, how many feminine penises does she have?

¿Por que no los dos?

 

[Totally Awesome]

I have said this a couple of times but this is one of the signs of emotional immaturity. When a 13 old is asked a question, unless hes an ultra instinct giga chad, they will answer a non-answer. Even if words come out of his mouth it won't be considered coherent enough to be a valid answer:

E.G. "What do you think of the use of the Hijab in western countries?" "It's a patriarchal tool but it's a woman's choice to wear it". Nigger, give me a straight answer - yes or no?

And if, instead of being 13, they are 15 years old they will say, "It's good that a debate has started, whatever the outcome we will all have gained from the insight" - Ok, you're a time wasting faggot. Come back when you grow the balls to have an opinion.

Here's Obama v Keyes in 2004 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQG5hIPJK0g&ab_channel=CityClubofChicago

Keyes demolises Obama in all points and makes a very strong case against gay marriage based on the natural law. It's on the 39:00 minute.

But back to Bob. When he opens his mouth to explain why we should kill all whites, he doesn't hesitate. When he decides to show off how smart he is he always goes for the blandest, most non-commital response he can give.

If you've ever been in a meteting and some asshole opens their mouth just for the same of it, it's the same energy.

Moral of the story: open your mouth only when you have to and don't let your mouth write checks that your ass can't cash.

"Kill all white men in the midwest" isn't a vague non answer. It's a dead set belief that Bob retardedly sticks with.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

If I may go a tad off-topic are we seeing a rise of lolcow twins with Bob and Chris, as well as other brother pairs like Anthony/Joe Cumia and the Paul bros.? Though the latter two are probably too successful to count (and Jake does not seem quite as stupid as Logan).

Chris has pretty much shown he is a cow. I don't think he'll ever be on the same level that Bob is on because Bob is incapable of displaying any kind of normalcy in his life. At the end of the day Chris has demonstrated that he's just as much a fat, lazy and autistic piece of white trash as his brother is. He is just capable of maintaining some normalcy. He also made the mistake that Joseph Cumia made by choosing to get involved in all of his brother's battles, which only brought more stress into his life.

Speaking of which, the Cumia's are definitely lolcows. I don't care how successful Anthony (Joe's nothing more than a parasitic leech) was at one point in his life. Those retards behavior resulted in them receiving one of the largest and among the most destructive organized trolling campaigns I have ever seen. The trolls of CWC and DSP are the only ones that I would say topped them.

 

[TopTierHealer]

"Kill all white men in the midwest" isn't a vague non answer. It's a dead set belief that Bob retardedly sticks with.

My point exactly. He opens his mouth with dead set beliefs for: lesbians, killing whites, capeshit, fast food.

He writes rants with half assed, non commital answers for: culture (including pop culture), economics, opinions outside of what breatube thinks, biology, etc.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert's last video of 2020: A review on Wonder Woman 1984

Original:

Archive (480p):

 

[Coccxys]

The "I feel like" thing comes from forums of old. Certainly on the Escapist pre-autism apocalypse people would make all their posts starting with some variant of that and if you tried to argue the point you would get dove on by a whole host of replies telling you their feelings can't be wrong/aren't up for debate. I'm sure other places suffered a similar plague of morons who would say shit like "I feel like 2+2 should equal 5" then defend it as "their feelings" if told they were a moron. Now I look back in hindsight we had a lot of warning of the state the internet/society are in now didn't we.

Also someone tell Bob that the Coronavirus is not "the plague" (and especially not "literally the plague"). I get the whole generalisation of language thing but perhaps he should be encouraging precision in language when it pertains to science that he supposedly fucking loves.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

They don't see the similarity between calling someone a populist and saying someone is 'of the people', 'cares about the underdog', is a 'grassroots candidate.' So some poor white people like Trump and that makes him a populist, but some poor white people like Bernie and he's a grassroots candidate.

In short, ”it's ok when we do it”.

I don't think he'll ever be on the same level that Bob is on because Bob is incapable of displaying any kind of normalcy in his life.

I agree with you but for completely different reasons. Chris will never be a Bob-tier lolcow because, despite his retarded attempts, he hasn't got the audience Bob has.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1344823526889574401

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[Chan the Wizard]

“We”?
Who is “we,” Bob?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1344823526889574401

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Good thing @Neko GF archived it. How long until we get the copyright strike?