Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I have a hard time believing that any 40 year old would even say, legitimately, that it looks "promising".

Bob may be physically 40.

Mentally, however...

 

[Mola Ram]

I forgot something. The great plains are still struggling to get the Bison numbers up BECAUSE YOU CANNOT JUST MAGIC SOME FUCKING ANIMALS INTO AN ECOSYSTEM EVEN IF THEY'RE PART OF THAT SYSTEM WITHOUT PROBLEMS AND THIS FAGGOT PONTIFICATES ABOUT BRINGING HIPPOS INTO THE MIDWEST? Jackass talks about the dangerous of some super bear taking over the north when there's a handful of bear fatalities a year, world wide. How many people are killed by cuddly wuddly, tubby wubby hippos? About 3000 a year from what I've been able to find and it wasn't fucking hard to do. I don't know why I'm so shocked by this. Maybe it's because the idea that you can transplant completely disparate species to a completely different part of the world, plant some prehistoric plants, and call it a day is so asinine that CHILDREN would possibly question it that I have a hard time believing that any 40 year old would even say, legitimately, that it looks "promising". This is what happens when you make the "experts" your prophets to your one true god, science.

Want to know what one of the worst invasive species in the US is?

Tumbleweed.

It's true! It's not native to North America at all. It hitched a ride from Russia with some grain imports back in the 19th century, and it promptly infested the entire continent. Fires, starved crops, livestock injured on the thorns, burying towns under their weight -- they've been a nightmare for over a century and a half now. Totally unintentional, totally unforeseen, and totally beyond our ability to completely control, even with modern tech.

Bob, as usual, is so ignorant he doesn't even know how much he doesn't know.

Great CGP Grey video on the topic (speaking of which, he mentioned the Ship of Theseus a while back in a video on Star Trek transporters, and in an amusingly dismissive way, something along the lines of, "All the philosophy majors are waving their hands to talk about the Ship of Theseus ... "):

 

[MK-Ultra test experiment]

The ultimate conceit of moviebob is he's a left winger. He genuinly isnt when you look at what he believes. He really really likes the current obligarchic system he just want to make sure the guy in charge looks like cortez and not the dudebro who called him a fat faggot in high school

People have already point this before, but he is functionally a woke, thuggish, fatter, and much more dumb version of Nick Land, once you get down to what he actually believes and wants, with most other lefties and libs paying at least some lip service to concepts that he despise, such as class analysis and anti-consumerist. Make sense too, if you look at his earlier objectivist tendencies and the whole libertarian-to-NRx pipeline that was common in those circles.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Make sense too, if you look at his earlier objectivist tendencies and the whole libertarian-to-NRx pipeline that was common in those circles.

I wouldn't say that Blob stopped being an Objectivist - he just knows that he should only direct his elitism at the right people.

As I said earlier, him and Liberty Hangout are incredibly similar and incredibly hilarious.

 

[King Dead]

On a side note, I watched the Critical Drinker's review of Wandavision yesterday:

Knowing nothing about it aside from random tidbits, his summary of how the show went isn't surprising to someone like me who saw pretty much all the MCU films up to Endgame: interesting premise, does some things well, then falls apart in the eleventh hour as it succumbs to the worst of the MCU's excesses (big dumb capeshit fight, shoehorned characters to remind you of the shared universe, obligatory setup for future crap). And he got that point across in ten minutes while keeping the video entertaining.

Meanwhile, Bobby has produced nine videos on Wandavision over the past couple months, totaling almost two hours of time, and probably referenced it in others that I'm not going to bother to check. In all that, he probably did little more than gargle Disney's balls (and of course, claim that it's on par with David Lynch's work; not even close, Blobbo).

And just to hammer home who's the more effective critic:

• Drinker's video has racked up almost 350k views in a single day, and his channel recently broke 700k subscribers.
• Even added altogether, Bobby's videos still only have 262k views combined, and none of them have more than 35k views. Many of these videos have been up for several weeks, if not close to two months. Bobby's channel is still not growing any, shedding a thousand more subscribers every month or two.

Y'know, for someone who claims that being a critic is their job, Blobbo sure could've fooled me.

 

[TowinKarz]

> de-populated [sic] regions of our Midwest and South

Yeah, the same regions that have been growing (south) or stable (midwest) for years are "depopulated" the only thing being depopulated in the Midwest is Chicago....

Wonder what his excuse would be if you pointed it out?

Because I guarantee he'd pull a "I didn't say introduce invasive species, I said rewild" if you pointed out that he's advocating returning animals to places they never existed before... which is the very definition of "invasive"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Yeah, the same regions that have been growing (south) or stable (midwest) for years are "depopulated" the only thing being depopulated in the Midwest is Chicago....

Geography is one of the many things that Talkie Robbie doesn't understand.

 

[Koby_Fish]

NO!!! Bears are adorable and it breaks Bobby's heart to see them go the way of Mayo Ghouls!
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to be fair, I'm pretty sure that's a stuffed animal not a real bear, but the idea of someone tossing out a stuffed toy that looks completely fine into the garbage like that, instead of taking it to like say a thrift store, is annoying.
(unless of course either it was only there temporarily for a fucking meme OR if someone shone a black light on it revealing tons of jizz stains, _EW!)

 

[Adamska]

"[firing journalists] is preposterously cruel" - Bob Chipman, the man who repeatedly calls for the extermination of large swathes of 'inferior' Americans and fantasizes about splitting women's heads open on live TV.

He's just fuming over getting fired twice from his job as a "journalist", mainly from the Escapist, but also from any other sites that tried to actually keep him on.

Bob only cares because he wants to consider himself a part of this group and he has the years long assache associated with it.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

He's just fuming over getting fired twice from his job as a "journalist", mainly from the Escapist, but also from any other sites that tried to actually keep him on.

Bob only cares because he wants to consider himself a part of this group and he has the years long assache associated with it.

Also, because if other outlets are firing people, it means he probably won't get another job. Also, he considers himself part of the Press so anything that hurts them is an attack on him by default in his little mind.

 

[Quixotic Man]

On a side note, I watched the Critical Drinker's review of Wandavision yesterday:

Knowing nothing about it aside from random tidbits, his summary of how the show went isn't surprising to someone like me who saw pretty much all the MCU films up to Endgame: interesting premise, does some things well, then falls apart in the eleventh hour as it succumbs to the worst of the MCU's excesses (big dumb capeshit fight, shoehorned characters to remind you of the shared universe, obligatory setup for future crap). And he got that point across in ten minutes while keeping the video entertaining.

Meanwhile, Bobby has produced nine videos on Wandavision over the past couple months, totaling almost two hours of time, and probably referenced it in others that I'm not going to bother to check. In all that, he probably did little more than gargle Disney's balls (and of course, claim that it's on par with David Lynch's work; not even close, Blobbo).

And just to hammer home who's the more effective critic:

• Drinker's video has racked up almost 350k views in a single day, and his channel recently broke 700k subscribers.
• Even added altogether, Bobby's videos still only have 262k views combined, and none of them have more than 35k views. Many of these videos have been up for several weeks, if not close to two months. Bobby's channel is still not growing any, shedding a thousand more subscribers every month or two.

Y'know, for someone who claims that being a critic is their job, Blobbo sure could've fooled me.

But does it have a giant blue laser beam at the end?

A superhero movie doesn't have its potential fully wasted unless the bad guys unleash a giant blue laser beam at the end!

 

[Mola Ram]

to be fair, I'm pretty sure that's a stuffed animal not a real bear, but the idea of someone tossing out a stuffed toy that looks completely fine into the garbage like that, instead of taking it to like say a thrift store, is annoying.
(unless of course either it was only there temporarily for a fucking meme OR if someone shone a black light on it revealing tons of jizz stains, _EW!)

When I was a kid we had a stuffed animal about that size that got drenched when the washing machine broke and flooded the cellar. It never dried out properly and stank of mold. Sometimes you just gotta throw it in the trash. (Along with Bob's cooking disasters.)

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

A superhero movie doesn't have its potential fully wasted unless the bad guys unleash a giant blue laser beam at the end!

Given the fact that Vision's form is a hard light hologram..so technically they do by Blue Balling him Hardcore.

 

[kcbbq]

I like MST3K, but I will never defend MST3K... it's a bunch of schmarmy assholes making fun of movies that they could never be brave enough to produce themselves...

I would defend the early stuff to a degree. I accidentally found the show on KTMA on Thanksgiving in 1988, near the end of episode one. It was a new concept to take Rocky Horror style audience participation outside Rocky Horror. It was near-zero budget TV on a channel barely better than community access cable, even at Comedy Channel. But that's all long gone and you're never catching that same energy ever again trying to do the same thing over and over.

It just lived on too long after its soul had gone, and just yelling shit at movies isn't enough. But, autism loves brand loyalty. I was interested for ten minutes when Joel was talking about reviving it but Patton Oswalt being involved did nothing for me.

 

[Mola Ram]

but Patton Oswalt being involved did nothing for me.

Still waiting for that season of American Crime Story devoted to the zaftig Claus von Bulow.

 

[Christ4President2024]

On a side note, I watched the Critical Drinker's review of Wandavision yesterday:

Knowing nothing about it aside from random tidbits, his summary of how the show went isn't surprising to someone like me who saw pretty much all the MCU films up to Endgame: interesting premise, does some things well, then falls apart in the eleventh hour as it succumbs to the worst of the MCU's excesses (big dumb capeshit fight, shoehorned characters to remind you of the shared universe, obligatory setup for future crap). And he got that point across in ten minutes while keeping the video entertaining.

Meanwhile, Bobby has produced nine videos on Wandavision over the past couple months, totaling almost two hours of time, and probably referenced it in others that I'm not going to bother to check. In all that, he probably did little more than gargle Disney's balls (and of course, claim that it's on par with David Lynch's work; not even close, Blobbo).

And just to hammer home who's the more effective critic:

• Drinker's video has racked up almost 350k views in a single day, and his channel recently broke 700k subscribers.
• Even added altogether, Bobby's videos still only have 262k views combined, and none of them have more than 35k views. Many of these videos have been up for several weeks, if not close to two months. Bobby's channel is still not growing any, shedding a thousand more subscribers every month or two.

Y'know, for someone who claims that being a critic is their job, Blobbo sure could've fooled me.

I can't stand critical drinker. His shtick got old very quickly, for me. He comes across (to me) like a discount plinkett or something

 

[MK-Ultra test experiment]

I can't stand critical drinker. His shtick got old very quickly, for me

Same. His Island of Doctor Moriarty video was funny, but that wasn't really that obscure in general and the whole thing was so absurd in the first place that it was basically impossible to make it uninteresting.

 

[The Valeyard]

Even added altogether, Bobby's videos still only have 262k views combined, and none of them have more than 35k views. Many of these videos have been up for several weeks, if not close to two months. Bobby's channel is still not growing any, shedding a thousand more subscribers every month or two.

Bob's channel isn't going to grow because he fucked himself with YouTube's algorithm by uploading the old videos that were on The Escapist and no one watched them which means that his channel won't be recommended to viewers watching similar content.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob's channel isn't going to grow because he fucked himself with YouTube's algorithm by uploading the old videos that were on The Escapist and no one watched them which means that his channel won't be recommended to viewers watching similar content.

He's been bleeding subs badly for a while now. His peak is somewhere in the 140k range and now he is around 134k.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It just lived on too long after its soul had gone.... But, autism loves brand loyalty.

Apropos of nothing, but you have just described Picture Show Roberto and his relationship to the MCU.