Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Oliver Onions]

More obsolete workers got the sack.
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"[firing journalists] is preposterously cruel" - Bob Chipman, the man who repeatedly calls for the extermination of large swathes of 'inferior' Americans and fantasizes about splitting women's heads open on live TV.

 

[Koby_Fish]

- The bear ate cocaine, got sick, and died. The end. Fucking obviously. Jesus, these people have me MATI already.


Imagine making such a public ass of yourself for such an immeasurably small chance of getting laid.

"We certainly seem to have been afraid of them longer and further back than almost anything else - possibly because none of the other obligate carnivores stayed so much larger than us on land."

Robert, what the actual fuck are you even attempting to say here?

Who or what is the "we" in this sentence? Primates? Europeans? Are you implying that within the span of Homo evolution that we watched a species of large land predator evolve into a water animal?

Did hippopotamus shrink significantly in size over the last few hundred thousand years? Did humans triple in size?

Did you forget about shit like lions and snakes, you fucking mongoloid?

Even granting for the sake of argument (and ignoring Bob's smoothbrained galaxy brain moment here) that maybe Bob's talking mainly about North American carnivores, that still doesn't pan out, because wolves (although they're fucking huge they're not bigger than bears but there are MORE of them at a time if you run into a fucking wolf pack) and cougars (which DO get to be bigger than people, and can on occasion intimidate bears) holy shit Bob you exceptional individual), not to mention the few times Jaguars have been found north of the Mexico border. Coyotes are even smarter and getting nasty nowadays; reportedly the little fuckers are taking chunks out of joggers' legs in Stanley Park in Vancouver.

Then there's fucking crocodiles and alligators, obligate carnivores if I ever saw, and who would probably even eat Bob (and then immediately get indigestion or die of food poisoning).

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I don't know why everyone's picking on Bob on his concern about bears. He's at least heard of Grizzly Man, if not watched part of it, and that movie proves that bears are the most fearsome thing EVER! A guy got ate on camera sort of and y'all just stand there and throw facts out that more people are killed by bees, dogs, or snakes? SNAKES DON'T EVEN HAVE ARMS IDIDOTHS! In conclusion, that is why bears are the worst and we must kill them all as we are all in danger...if I'm to understand that tweet thread correctly.

 

[Positron]

I don't know why everyone's picking on Bob on his concern about bears. He's at least heard of Grizzly Man, if not watched part of it, and that movie proves that bears are the most fearsome thing EVER! A guy got ate on camera sort of and y'all just stand there and throw facts out that more people are killed by bees, dogs, or snakes? SNAKES DON'T EVEN HAVE ARMS IDIDOTHS! In conclusion, that is why bears are the worst and we must kill them all as we are all in danger...if I'm to understand that tweet thread correctly.

NO!!! Bears are adorable and it breaks Bobby's heart to see them go the way of Mayo Ghouls!

 

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blobbo is on is boring retard phase, go out and creep out on another women you worthless swine

 

[TowinKarz]

Bobby elbows his way to the adult table where they discuss lockdowns:

While covid is not a multinational conspiracy theory, it still remain true that governments have manipulated people under the pretext of covid.

The "new" hotness amongst the SJW-aligned media, who are playing by cancel culture rules of engagement, is that if you can find a person who thinks "government policy A" was conspiracy, any criticism of "government policy A" is automatically conspiracy, even if the claim is never made. If you didn't like that policy, you automatically align with the kookiest kook they can find, even if you lay out that you don't think the government caused COVID, just mishandled it, you are automatically in the group that thinks snow isn't real.... even if the Supreme Court later agrees and strikes down said policy, if you called it Unconstitutional at the time due to a conflict with the First Amendment, you just got lucky, you REALLY wanted it gone because you think the government is trying to put microchips in the vaccines.

It's all so very tiring.... dealing with the progressive hive mind that can't fathom and can't deal with disagreement on implementation, much less policy.

And Bobby's right in the thick of it, calling people stupid the instant they touch a sacred cow, even if they're trying to help, anything but praise for how-it-is is nefarious conspiracy...

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The bear talk prompted Bobby to talk about another pipe dream of his: Pleistocene Rewilding of North America!
Don't read if you're allergic to retard; Each sentence is a distinct variety of retard and I almost got an anaphylactic reaction.

No. Fucking no you inconceivably self important dipshit. That is how you ruin ecosystems. Want an example of something that seems harmless and yet has fucked things up almost irreversibly? Google, because I know how that's you get all your "information" Bob, "grey squirrel, UK". The Grey Squirrels were brought in from America and are right on track to wipe out the native Red Squirrels because the carry a disease that deadly to the reds and they eat something like 7 times more than reds thus stripping them, and other natives, of their rescores. You don't just plop something that looks like it'll work out in that area and hang a fucking banner. I don't care what "research" you looked into looks promising. Nigga just scanned headlines on r/Ifuckinglovescienceandsheeeeeeet just like when he sperged out for a day when he saw they "reanimated a pigs head and we were somehow closer to immortality in our robot bodies" when all they did was plug electrodes into a thawed pig head and made it kinda move.

It's like the dumbass watched Jurassic Park and his take away was capitalism is bad.

 

[KingofNothing]

NO!!! Bears are adorable and it breaks Bobby's heart to see them go the way of Mayo Ghouls!
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Unless those people were beating the shit out of him, 14+ years is a pathetic amount of time to hold a grudge over people being mean to you in highschool.

 

[Emperor Julian]

And Bobby's right in the thick of it, calling people stupid the instant they touch a sacred cow, even if they're trying to help, anything but praise for how-it-is is nefarious conspiracy...

The ultimate conceit of moviebob is he's a left winger. He genuinly isnt when you look at what he believes. He really really likes the current obligarchic system he just want to make sure the guy in charge looks like cortez and not the dudebro who called him a fat faggot in high school

 

[Positron]

Yo dawg! I heard you like "rewilding" giant Asian carnivores in the American South!

 

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we really need the opinion of a loser shut in with access to google on wild animals

 

[Quixotic Man]

This is the future that Film Bob wants!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The ultimate conceit of moviebob is he's a left winger. He genuinly isnt when you look at what he believes. He really really likes the current obligarchic system he just want to make sure the guy in charge looks like cortez and not the dudebro who called him a fat faggot in high school

Blob is the sort of guy who unironically thinks having more black lesbian drone pilots would be a good thing, especially if those drone pilots are well endowed and have social media.

Newly equipped with the knowledge that Prince Charles is an avid environmentalist, Bobby now hates him for going against "Big Business" and, for this reason, is the figurehead for "the stupidest moment in history".

People spreading rumours about Prince Charles doesn't stop him being the Prince of Wales.

The fact that people dislike a member of the Royal Family doesn't mean he stops being a Royal. That's the point of monarchy.

Yup because "BLM protests did not spread the virus while Christian Church gatherings did" isn't SUPICIOUS as fuck.

If you can go to a BLM protest without socially distancing, I can go to Mass while socially distancing.

The bear talk prompted Bobby to talk about another pipe dream of his: Pleistocene Rewilding of North America!
Don't read if you're allergic to retard; Each sentence is a distinct variety of retard and I almost got an anaphylactic reaction.

> de-populated [sic] regions of our Midwest and South

And he wonders why we say he supports eugenics.

 

[Tronathon242]

No. Fucking no you inconceivably self important dipshit. That is how you ruin ecosystems. Want an example of something that seems harmless and yet has fucked things up almost irreversibly? Google, because I know how that's you get all your "information" Bob, "grey squirrel, UK". The Grey Squirrels were brought in from America and are right on track to wipe out the native Red Squirrels because the carry a disease that deadly to the reds and they eat something like 7 times more than reds thus stripping them, and other natives, of their rescores. You don't just plop something that looks like it'll work out in that area and hang a fucking banner. I don't care what "research" you looked into looks promising. Nigga just scanned headlines on r/Ifuckinglovescienceandsheeeeeeet just like when he sperged out for a day when he saw they "reanimated a pigs head and we were somehow closer to immortality in our robot bodies" when all they did was plug electrodes into a thawed pig head and made it kinda move.

It's like the dumbass watched Jurassic Park and his take away was capitalism is bad.

"A major issue is that these lands are already stolen." Ugh. Okay, first of all, isn't the land his apartment bound ass occupies "stolen" by his definition? Second, the Indians probably would have developed some kind of modern civilization even if they drove the Europeans off. Look at Japan. It rapidly industrialized after the black ships showed up, so why wouldn't the Natives eventually get in on the act? I very much doubt they would have done any better than us, but there's that noble savage bullshit. I don't think they'd want science experiments come to life stomping about their lands anymore than we would. Third, what benefit could this possibly have? You're just going to clear off any potential economic function for these area to have a Jurassic Park scenario? As you've said, Ralph, that shit would only fuck up the local and possibly even the national environment. Fourth, Bobert, for the two dozenth time this week, cannot hide his malicious intent.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Look at Japan. It rapidly industrialized after the black ships showed up

Japan had a far more homogenous culture, a common religion and, in theory, a common leader (although the Emperor was pretty much a figurehead until the Restoration, AFAIK).

The same isn't true about the Indians.

 

[Wormy]

The "new" hotness amongst the SJW-aligned media, who are playing by cancel culture rules of engagement, is that if you can find a person who thinks "government policy A" was conspiracy, any criticism of "government policy A" is automatically conspiracy, even if the claim is never made.

Nothing new or hot about it. Worked for conservatives and attributing anyone who wasn't 100% on board with going to war with Iraq as the same cranks who thought the Taliban weren't such bad folks. Still works to this day, especially with Trumpism's skid marks on the party.

Anyway, if Blob thinks that introducing fucking non native species willy nilly is such a whizzo idea, I'd like to take him down here and lecture him about the shit that just a little termite has caused us. Repeatedly. With a board.

 

[Tronathon242]

Japan had a far more homogenous culture, a common religion and, in theory, a common leader (although the Emperor was pretty much a figurehead until the Restoration, AFAIK).

The same isn't true about the Indians.

That is true, but the larger tribes would have gotten down to that if one other rival group kickstarted the process. It's not like they all would have just stayed put technologically with the vast resources at their disposal and the possibility of outside aid. Plus, Japan's industrial revolution and rise as a world power involved two civil wars, not to mention a rough conquest of Hokkaido. Even a homogeneous culture can experience harsh growing pains, so it would not be impossible for a heterogeneous, Native dominated North America to accomplish this.

Yo dawg! I heard you like "rewilding" giant Asian carnivores in the American South!
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I really do think Bobert is underestimating Floridians in particular. Those crazy fuckers probably could handle ancient species given the time and energy. They'd probably love it. As usual, he just thinks mayoghouls will just roll over and be wiped out by any outside threat when the opposite is true.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

the possibility of outside aid.

From who?

The Vikings at Vinland weren't technologically developed compared to the Indians, and the Spaniards weren't going to peacefully coexist with them.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

That is true, but the larger tribes would have gotten down to that if one other rival group kickstarted the process. It's not like they all would have just stayed put technologically with the vast resources at their disposal and the possibility of outside aid. Plus, Japan's industrial revolution and rise as a world power involved two civil wars, not to mention a rough conquest of Hokkaido. Even a homogeneous culture can experience harsh growing pains, so it would not be impossible for a heterogeneous, Native dominated North America to accomplish this.

I looked up metalworking and native americans on Google and found this tidbit of information. Native Americans had stayed at a hunter-gatherer level of technology for thousands of years while Europe, the Near East, and much of Asia had gone through the Bronze Age forward. I suppose it would have been plausible that they could've advanced had there been extended contact with Europe, like if the Vikings were more successful at colonizing the Americas. But any tribal group would have learn to work with iron and better develop agriculture before they made a quantum leap.

I'm afraid I know nothing about which pre-Columbian cultures had any metalworking, but I can answer why metallurgy was, in 1492, very rare in the Americas but widespread in Eurasia.
Paraphrasing liberally from Guns, Germs and Steel, which I happen to be reading at the moment, Native American peoples were largely hunter-gatherers. Metalworking, like any specialised trade, is very unlikely for hunter-gatherer cultures, as having the time for individuals to develop craft specialisms requires a food surplus that can usually only be generated from agriculture, plus hunter-gatherer cultures are often nomadic, which rules out heavy metalworking equipment.
The reason why Native American peoples were hunter-gatherers is the premise of the bulk of the book. To oversimplify, there were two main factors:

1. Almost all the large mammals died out from the Americas after the last Ice Age, meaning there were no domesticable animals (to pull ploughs and provide transport) until the arrival of horses with the Europeans. At the same time, there were much fewer useful seed-plants (with high protein content, as well as digestible carbohydrates) in the Americas, compared with all the grasses from the Near East.
   (As well as a lack of domesticable animals impacting on the productivity of farmland, it is thought that this also led to a greater preponderence of disease in Eurasia (plague, smallpox, measles etc), meaning that we were more likely to have inherent immunity, whereas Eurasian diseases could ― and did ― decimate the aboriginal inhabitants of the Americas.)
2. Eurasia is longer on an east–west axis, whereas the Americas (and sub-Saharan Africa) are longer north–south. The east–west axis means that animals and plants can spread to areas of similar latitude (and, thus, of similar climate). The deserts and rainforests in the Americas, and the narrowness of the isthmus at Panama mean that domestication of plants and animals took an exceptionally long time to travel to other parts of the continent.

So, with neither domesticable animals nor usable crops, the hunter-gatherer cultures in the Americas did not have the food surpluses that are a prerequisite for specialised crafts, particularly metallurgy.
(Source: All of this is from my memory of the book, rather than looking up references. Errors are almost certainly mine, not those of Jared Diamond. You should, thus, all read the book, because it's very good, as well as probably more accurate than my summary.)

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I forgot something. The great plains are still struggling to get the Bison numbers up BECAUSE YOU CANNOT JUST MAGIC SOME FUCKING ANIMALS INTO AN ECOSYSTEM EVEN IF THEY'RE PART OF THAT SYSTEM WITHOUT PROBLEMS AND THIS FAGGOT PONTIFICATES ABOUT BRINGING HIPPOS INTO THE MIDWEST? Jackass talks about the dangerous of some super bear taking over the north when there's a handful of bear fatalities a year, world wide. How many people are killed by cuddly wuddly, tubby wubby hippos? About 3000 a year from what I've been able to find and it wasn't fucking hard to do. I don't know why I'm so shocked by this. Maybe it's because the idea that you can transplant completely disparate species to a completely different part of the world, plant some prehistoric plants, and call it a day is so asinine that CHILDREN would possibly question it that I have a hard time believing that any 40 year old would even say, legitimately, that it looks "promising". This is what happens when you make the "experts" your prophets to your one true god, science.