Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Valeyard]

More Wanda. I don't know what [redacted] is.

He could be talking about the X-Men? As the casting of Evan Peters as "Pietro Maximoff" turned out to be a fake out and the show didn't introduce mutants to the MCU.

 

[TowinKarz]

"oh the poor Huffpost workers, laid off even though they kept working through a pandemic!"


Like everyone in the country hasn't been doing the exact same? In fact, some of us have been at greater risk because driving a truck or laying a brick wall can't be done over Zoom, you pompous idiotic gas sack.

- Bobby showing that blue-collar folk going to work even during emergencies is unremarkable, and if they get laid off when the business closes, oh well, learn to code/get a new job.

But, when the pampered kids born of trust funds, vanity degrees and nepotistic job positioning do it, they're heroes and deserve cushy employment for life.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Bear, B-movie, and etymology:
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- The bear ate cocaine, got sick, and died. The end. Fucking obviously. Jesus, these people have me MATI already.

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Of the 8 species of bears, only the Polar Bear is an obligate carnivore; Brown Bears and Black Bears are mostly vegetarian-scavenger.

Imagine making such a public ass of yourself for such an immeasurably small chance of getting laid.

"We certainly seem to have been afraid of them longer and further back than almost anything else - possibly because none of the other obligate carnivores stayed so much larger than us on land."

Robert, what the actual fuck are you even attempting to say here?

Who or what is the "we" in this sentence? Primates? Europeans? Are you implying that within the span of Homo evolution that we watched a species of large land predator evolve into a water animal?

Did hippopotamus shrink significantly in size over the last few hundred thousand years? Did humans triple in size?

Did you forget about shit like lions and snakes, you fucking mongoloid?

 

[Chilson]

"We certainly seem to have been afraid of them longer and further back than almost anything else - possibly because none of the other obligate carnivores stayed so much larger than us on land."

He is just 100% no argument to be made wrong here. Snakes, hippos, and lions are easily far more feared throughout human history you lumbering dumbass.

No one is really scared of bears, more cautious because its a wild animal. I know this because I grew up in black bear country and more people were scared of cougars than bears.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

He is just 100% no argument to be made wrong here. Snakes, hippos, and lions are easily far more feared throughout human history you lumbering dumbass.

No one is really scared of bears, more cautious because its a wild animal. I know this because I grew up in black bear country and more people were scared of cougars than bears.

Roberto is just a retarded suburbanite smooth brain. You can't reason with retardation, especially not when it's been cultivated in a petri dish of retard nutrients.

 

[No Exit]

The bear comment was so dumb I actually think Bob might have found his soulmate.

 

[IcyHotStuntaz]

Why do you think I began filtering the words like Bob's out? Because simply put, I don't want to grow bitter toward the stuff I enjoy because the fatass loves it. People like him are the bane of casual fans since they are the loudest fucking voices of the bunch, but also the most ignorant of them all. It might be optimistic of me to enjoy the genre still after all its flaws, but it's better than letting this asshole, and his bias poison what still is a mine of potentially good stories.

This is why I never consider myself a "fan" of anything.... ever. Once you are a fan you are instantly and irrevocably attached to the loudest asshole from said fandom. I like Star Wars, but I will never defend Star Wars... hate on it all you want.... shit, I hate on most of it... it's two good movies followed by decades of "meh", I like MST3K, but I will never defend MST3K... it's a bunch of schmarmy assholes making fun of movies that they could never be brave enough to produce themselves... but that doesn't mean their jabs aren't funny most of the time. I have never and will never understand the whole "white knight" mentality. Enjoy things that earn your enjoyment, make fun of things that earn your scorn... but those two things are not mutually exclusive.

 

[ChampFantana]

Bobert the fat is proving once again why he shouldn't be allowed in public without his tard wrangler and helmet.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Cartoons for little girls:

Asian? Yana Perrault isn't Asian, Bob. She's an octoroon from Detroit infamous for hating old white men, such as you (and incidentally, her Dad).
Some of her greatest tweets:
"I FUCKING HATE OLD WHITE MEN. FALL DEAD, fucking scum of the earth."
“i fucking hate old white men.”
“Hats off to the land of ‘freedom’, racism, and rednecks…smh.”
“Ohio is so white. Oh my god. Just WHITE PEOPLE. EVERYWHERE. Lack of diversity (anywhere) is wack as hell.”
“white chocolate tastes like gentrification.”
Once again Bob gets it horribly wrong and simps for someone that would happily see him dead.
EDIT: grammar sperging.

 

[UserAccess]

Asian? Yana Perrault isn't Asian, Bob. She's an octoroon from Detroit infamous for hating old white men, such as you (and incidentally, her Dad).
Some of her greatest tweets:
"I FUCKING HATE OLD WHITE MEN. FALL DEAD, fucking scum of the earth."
“i fucking hate old white men.”
“Hats off to the land of ‘freedom’, racism, and rednecks…smh.”
“Ohio is so white. Oh my god. Just WHITE PEOPLE. EVERYWHERE. Lack of diversity (anywhere) is wack as hell.”
“white chocolate tastes like gentrification.”
Once again Bob gets it horribly wrong and simps for someone that would happily see him dead.
EDIT: grammar sperging.

He would never say it out loud, but I'll bet he believes black people should give him the N-word pass for constantly speaking for their best interests.

 

[Positron]

Once again Bob gets it horribly wrong and simps for someone that would happily see him dead.

Bobby is one of the Good Ones. They will let him live, perchance reward him with sex.

Right?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

if they do, he can just move to the next planet with the rest of the elite, surely they won't be leaving HIM behind.

As I've said before, Steinbeck said that the American proleteriat see themselves as temporarily embarassed millionaires. If that's true, Bob sees himself as a temporarily embarassed Jeff Bezos.

Once again Bob gets it horribly wrong and simps for someone that would happily see him dead.

Has he ever simped for someone who actually liked him?

Lindsay Ellis BTFO'd him, Naomi Wu wouldn't give a straight answer when we asked her what she thought of him, and AOC probably doesn't even know who he is.

Obama won the war!

Killing Bin Laden didn't mean that the War on Terror had ended, and you could make just as good a case for saying that Trump ended it by killing al-Baghdadi and pulling US troops out of Syria.

Winston Churchill is a mass-murder and a Nazi! Cancel him pronto!

And of course he's a classist.

(For non-Britbongs, ”gammon” is a word that people like Blob use to insult working-class Tories.)

I have a feeling the QAnon Shaman would be quite popular in Gen Pop.

He'd be a lot more popular than Blobby, that's for sure.

AOC:

Superduperfly is wrong. Bobby is too chickenshit to scream at women in real life.

1) I have no idea what ”fascist” Arkle is talking about, but talking to a fascist does not, ipso facto, make you a fascist. Were the four other people who took part in a debate with Nick Griffin when he was a thing fascists?
2) the fact that AOC's a boricua does not excuse her from criticism, in the same way that Ted Cruz is Cuban and I don't see people bringing that up when he's criticised.

I don't know what the following is about. Sounds like some rich guy is playing communist.

1) BAMN is a Trotskyist cult and anyone citing it other than to make fun of it should not be taken seriously.
2) ”philanthro-feudalism” is an autistic way of saying ”noblesse oblige” - ie that the social safety net of the future will be made up of rich people's scraps as opposed to being a genuine welfare state.

American divine monarchy? Hey that's Bobby's wet dream!

The only difference between Kino Roberto and the spergs at ”Liberty” Hangout's dream systems of government is that in one, the God-Emperor is called Donald, whereas in the other the God-Empress is called Alexandria.

Protect precious Angels!

I don't think Blob realises that being a bluecheck does not give him the right to a personal army.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He is just 100% no argument to be made wrong here. Snakes, hippos, and lions are easily far more feared throughout human history you lumbering dumbass.

No one is really scared of bears, more cautious because its a wild animal. I know this because I grew up in black bear country and more people were scared of cougars than bears.

Mild PL, but when I was growing up, one of my dad's friends would actually play with black bears. They're actually quite friendly and playful, once you get their trust. You still have to be careful because if they give you a bear hug they will injure or kill you, and they're not smart enough to realize how fragile you are.

This is why I never consider myself a "fan" of anything.... ever. Once you are a fan you are instantly and irrevocably attached to the loudest asshole from said fandom. I like Star Wars, but I will never defend Star Wars... hate on it all you want.... shit, I hate on most of it... it's two good movies followed by decades of "meh", I like MST3K, but I will never defend MST3K... it's a bunch of schmarmy assholes making fun of movies that they could never be brave enough to produce themselves... but that doesn't mean their jabs aren't funny most of the time. I have never and will never understand the whole "white knight" mentality. Enjoy things that earn your enjoyment, make fun of things that earn your scorn... but those two things are not mutually exclusive.

Smarmy assholes? Roger Corman was of a similar opinion.

Cartoons for little girls:
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I know Powerpuff Girls were a thing back in the '90s, and that an anime adaptation was made in the 2010s for Japan. But a live action series? Hollywood is scraping the bottom of the barrel creatively at this point.

I don't think Bob had any connection to the franchise, but now that a couple of MCU actresses taking part, he's gonna be defending it to the death no matter how awful it is.

 

[The Valeyard]

I don't think Bob had any connection to the franchise, but now that a couple of MCU actresses taking part, he's gonna be defending it to the death no matter how awful it is.

And they're not even actresses who appeared in the movies, they were in Agents of SHIELD.

 

[Ita Mori]

The CW seems hellbent on destroying all popular media with female casts.
So woke, almost misogynistic.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

I know Powerpuff Girls were a thing back in the '90s, and that an anime adaptation was made in the 2010s for Japan. But a live action series? Hollywood is scraping the bottom of the barrel creatively at this point.

I don't think Bob had any connection to the franchise, but now that a couple of MCU actresses taking part, he's gonna be defending it to the death no matter how awful it is.

The CW seems hellbent on destroying all popular media with female casts.
So woke, almost misogynistic.

There's this virus going around. It forces TV creatives to find wholesome IPs that a lot of people grew up on and have fond nostalgic memories of, and assblast the things until they fit into the uber-formulaic dark and sexy teen/young adult drama.

It's one thing to have twenty different versions of True Blood or The Magicians or whatever running around, but it just adds extra insult when it's something you gave a fuck about at some point. If they smash Tolkien down into another 'look who is having a high school lover's quarrel this week', I may cry.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

This is more literal than you think: Bobby thinks Superior Future is a non-stop orgy:
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Obama won the war!
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Winston Churchill is a mass-murder and a Nazi! Cancel him pronto!
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(See the Pride of Scotland in this video)

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I have a feeling the QAnon Shaman would be quite popular in Gen Pop.

AOC:
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Superduperfly is wrong. Bobby is too chickenshit to scream at women in real life.

More obsolete workers got the sack.
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I don't know what the following is about. Sounds like some rich guy is playing communist.
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I'm repeating myself, but it takes a MovieBob to let you see how relatively sane Peter Coffin is.
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Peter Senpai, you are wrong again!
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Lots of Meghan Merkle. Bobby wants the news anchor Piers Morgan canceled.
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No, you don't have free speech in the UK. Cope it fags.

Nigger, Hollywood. We don't have to guess what side Bobby is on.
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American divine monarchy? Hey that's Bobby's wet dream!

More Ship of Theseus:
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You might say "make people want to look something up" is educational, but only in a very weak sense. My professional society subscription bill this year made me want to look up how Paypal operates, but I won't call the bill "educational".

More Wanda. I don't know what [redacted] is.
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"I was co-writer for Film Theory"
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Cartoons for little girls:
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Bear, B-movie, and etymology:
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Of the 8 species of bears, only the Polar Bear is an obligate carnivore; Brown Bears and Black Bears are mostly vegetarian-scavenger.

Protect precious Angels!
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A Bear doing half it's body weight worth of cocaine in 1985 was just a normal weekend in San Francisco back then.

 

[The Valeyard]

It's one thing to have twenty different versions of True Blood or The Magicians or whatever running around, but it just adds extra insult when it's something you gave a fuck about at some point. If they smash Tolkien down into another 'look who is having a high school lover's quarrel this week', I may cry.

Worse. The Amazon Prime series is turning Tolkien into Game of Thrones.

 

[Positron]

Newly equipped with the knowledge that Prince Charles is an avid environmentalist, Bobby now hates him for going against "Big Business" and, for this reason, is the figurehead for "the stupidest moment in history".


Bobby elbows his way to the adult table where they discuss lockdowns:

Yup because "BLM protests did not spread the virus while Christian Church gatherings did" isn't SUPICIOUS as fuck. While covid is not a multinational conspiracy theory, it still remain true that governments have manipulated people under the pretext of covid.


Trump wanted us all dead. Totally not a conspiracy theory.


6 months? Good luck.

MCU sperging with Chu-chu:


Spiderman timelines. No idea what Bobby is angry about.


The bear talk prompted Bobby to talk about another pipe dream of his: Pleistocene Rewilding of North America!
Don't read if you're allergic to retard; Each sentence is a distinct variety of retard and I almost got an anaphylactic reaction.

Prince Charles will lose whatever hair he has if he hears this idea; that's why he belongs to the Stupidest Time in History.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Worse. The Amazon Prime series is turning Tolkien into Game of Thrones.

Excuse me while I go travel to New Zealand with a sword to fall on.