Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[EnemyStand]

Well, I see's Bob's inner "pwease daddy jingle some key's before me" child has awoken. As for the trailer, really most I can hope is the kills/fight scenes least being good, but this is pretty much Guardians just with the Suicide Squad, which is ironic since that's what they tried to do during their 1st run and failed badly. I do wanna question, why nobody mentions James Gunn's other Magnum Opus "Bright" aka "Muh has evil superman child!" oh wait...because it fucking sucked.

Oh, do NOT get me started on Bright. That movie had so much potential it wasn't even funny, then it all got thrown away on your typical "evil racist humans" bullshit. No world building to speak of, no real character development. All it was was a master class on how to make urban fantasy suck.

Bob would probably like it just because the costumes and effects looked good.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Why would that make him oh my god?

Probably because he either saw the retard nerd insert also cuming buckets while saying the word kaiju or he's lying about being excited about it at all and thought that the retard nerd cuming buckets while saying the word kaiju was somehow a gottcha at all the Snyder fans and the surprisingly well received Justice League Snyder Cut.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Most people, yes.
Bob is too much of a chicken shit to think death brings peace and is the most natural thing in the universe.
He'll sooner exist like the Master from Fallout than die with dignity.

I'm not so sure about that. It takes a lot of strength of will to cope with disability. People can live pretty good lives while being disabled, but the first thing they have to do is get over the initial heartbreak and depression, and the second thing they have to do is re-learn how to do basic things without being completely dependent on other people -- of course, often you'll still need a roommate or a caretaker.

I don't think Bob has the balls to do any of that. I think his best case scenario would be staying in bed for the rest of his life with a mountain dew IV and a slop bucket full of mushed doritors and mystery meat watching Marvel movies and playing Telltale games by mashing his face on the controller. Keep in mind, that's the good ending. The realistic ending is that Bob just sobs uncontrollably and dies of suffocation because he'd never be able to stop eating long enough to starve.

 

[King Dead]

Well, I see's Bob's inner "pwease daddy jingle some key's before me" child has awoken. As for the trailer, really most I can hope is the kills/fight scenes least being good, but this is pretty much Guardians just with the Suicide Squad, which is ironic since that's what they tried to do during their 1st run and failed badly. I do wanna question, why nobody mentions James Gunn's other Magnum Opus "Bright" aka "Muh has evil superman child!" oh wait...because it fucking sucked.

Oh, do NOT get me started on Bright. That movie had so much potential it wasn't even funny, then it all got thrown away on your typical "evil racist humans" bullshit. No world building to speak of, no real character development. All it was was a master class on how to make urban fantasy suck.

Bob would probably like it just because the costumes and effects looked good.

I think you're both a little confused. @The tired cat is referring to Brightburn, which was a basic "what if the kid who became Superman was actually evil" movie that I'm pretty sure has been done in DC's comics and other media a million times. Brightburn was not directed by James Gunn, he was only a producer, but they stuck his name on the poster to trick people who liked the GotG movies to go see it. So despite having nothing to do with directing it, people think it's a Gunn movie.

Bright, on the other hand, was also not directed by Gunn, but was written by Max Landis, so that's an entirely different cow.

 

[EnemyStand]

I think you're both a little confused. @The tired cat is referring to Brightburn, which was a basic "what if the kid who became Superman was actually evil" movie that I'm pretty sure has been done in DC's comics and other media a million times. Brightburn was not directed by James Gunn, he was only a producer, but they stuck his name on the poster to trick people who liked the GotG movies to go see it. So despite having nothing to do with directing it, people think it's a Gunn movie.

Bright, on the other hand, was also not directed by Gunn, but was written by Max Landis, so that's an entirely different cow.

Never even heard of Brightburn. Sounds like a bootleg Garth Ennis story.

 

[The tired cat]

I think you're both a little confused. @The tired cat is referring to Brightburn, which was a basic "what if the kid who became Superman was actually evil" movie that I'm pretty sure has been done in DC's comics and other media a million times. Brightburn was not directed by James Gunn, he was only a producer, but they stuck his name on the poster to trick people who liked the GotG movies to go see it. So despite having nothing to do with directing it, people think it's a Gunn movie.

Bright, on the other hand, was also not directed by Gunn, but was written by Max Landis, so that's an entirely different cow.

Huh, I could sworn..ooooo...the guys who wrote the script, that's why I thought of James Gunn, those mofos are related to his ass.

Also, re-watching this Suicide Squad 2 trailer, I can't believe it but this damn movie repeated the same mistake as the first one did. Again, they're trying to pit the SS against a massive "call all superheroes right now!" level threat. Seriously, SS is usually sent to deal with shit the government can easily cover up

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Holy shit, that Suicide Squad reeks of "ME SO QUIRKY!" it makes me want to vomit, and I like shitty trashy movies like the 80's Scarecrows, the Friday the 13th movies, all that shit.

Anyway, I was looking some data up and realized something.

Bob claims OVER AND OVER that California produces the majority of the US's food. I wondered where he got that and dismissed it until I was looking at some data regarding agricultural futures.

What Bob saw, and of course misunderstood because his brain is soaked in Mario Brand Chicken Grease, is that CA is the leader of agricultural cash receipts, which they definitely would, since they're cash crop like almond milk and shit like that.

So he saw that and immediately thinks that CA produces the majority of the US's food all by themselves, because he's a drooling moron that doesn't realize that the rest of the states are in there too, listed solely by state.

That's a big reason he thinks the flyover states are obsolete, because he thinks that somehow CA is the leader in FOOD, no cash crop returns, and thinks that CA feeds the rest of the US.

The fat blob doesn't understand anything. At all.

Also, another important thing that i think i said already.

When i was doing some assignments at college i could see that the main thing that characterize Californian Farming operations is that they are all industrial farming facilities. High output on the production, but they are devastating for the enviroment and extremely high maintenance. If you wonder why California has water shortages and why the US farming industry cannot feed all its livestock with feeding provided by the US, you can blame California for that. It would be interesting to look into their main production and see if it's something important like tomatoes or beef or more focused on bullshit products like almond milk or rice meal.

The thing is that this model of farming is terribly detrimental and unsustainable in the long run, which means that a more steady by lower output model is the best for efficiency in long term planning, like most farms and homesteads in the heartland of america. But i mean, don't expect Bob to understand long term planning or sustainability, specially since he thinks that Hydroponics are going to make farms a thing of the past or that machines are going to make lumberjacks or steel refinery workers go away.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Seriously, SS is usually sent to deal with shit the government can easily cover up

I don't really watch capeshit but wasn't that the point of the Suicide Squad?

From what I can make out it was basically a group of superheroes who had been convicted of crimes and basically got chucked in it as a way for the government to do stuff while having plausible deniability.

 

[The tired cat]

I don't really watch capeshit but wasn't that the point of the Suicide Squad?

From what I can make out it was basically a group of superheroes who had been convicted of crimes and basically got chucked in it as a way for the government to do stuff while having plausible deniability.

Basically, the Suicide Squad is made of criminals or small-time supervillans who have bombs implanted in their heads. They are sent to do various black ops/dirty stuff for the government, if they survive and do the task they'll get their sentence cutdown if shit goes bad? Well, they either die or get their heads blown up so the American government can go "Nope, we had nothing to do with this". Usually, in the comics they are sent out to deal with small stuff..like....in one issue they had this zombie virus outbreak in this town, so they sent the SS to figure out what started it, find patient zero and terminate anyone who was infected.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I think a more appropriate response is like "heh, Starro" but Robert of course sees it as an "ally" sticking it to the Mayo Ghouls who forced him to watch a four hour movie he never was going to like.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

This is going to sound weird to anyone who wasn't into comic books, but the fact that changed Special Agent Amanda Waller into a thin chick really bugs me.

There was something about the obese government official who holds the power of life and death in her hands that really spoke to government excess and lack of oversight.

Making her thin and pretty gives more a "YASSS KWEEN!" vibe to it.

For reference:

Amanda Waller: Heartless Bureaucrat, Total Bitch, Ruthless Cog in the Machine.

Having a glass of wine probably after fucking over a small country.

Everyone in this picture has her dick firmly lodged in their ass.

But then....

DIVERSITY!

And then:

But does someone like Cinematic Bloberto even touch on this? Fuck no. He won't touch the social or cultural reasons, how it actually damages the character to make her a "YEESSSS KWEEEN YOU CAN DO IT!" type outfighting Batman, and how they've managed to reduce her to just, to use Anita Sarkesian's words: Fighting Fuckdoll.

Back in the day Amanda Waller was one of the most dangerous people to walk the face of the earth.

Now? She's just another Joss Weebdom waifu who don't need no man and is more dangerous than the villains she keeps.

And the whole thing loses something in the process.

 

[Mola Ram]

This is going to sound weird to anyone who wasn't into comic books, but the fact that changed Special Agent Amanda Waller into a thin chick really bugs me.

There was something about the obese government official who holds the power of life and death in her hands that really spoke to government excess and lack of oversight.

Making her thin and pretty gives more a "YASSS KWEEN!" vibe to it.

For reference:
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Amanda Waller: Heartless Bureaucrat, Total Bitch, Ruthless Cog in the Machine.

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Having a glass of wine probably after fucking over a small country.

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Everyone in this picture has her dick firmly lodged in their ass.

But then....

DIVERSITY!
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And then:

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But does someone like Cinematic Bloberto even touch on this? Fuck no. He won't touch the social or cultural reasons, how it actually damages the character to make her a "YEESSSS KWEEEN YOU CAN DO IT!" type outfighting Batman, and how they've managed to reduce her to just, to use Anita Sarkesian's words: Fighting Fuckdoll.

Back in the day Amanda Waller was one of the most dangerous people to walk the face of the earth.

Now? She's just another Joss Weebdom waifu who don't need no man and is more dangerous than the villains she keeps.

And the whole thing loses something in the process.

I would guess that, body positivity notwithstanding, a lot of people found the notion of a fat black female government employee with no empathy and no accountability a wee bit too on the nose for comfort.

Oh, also, nobody wants to see fat chicks in movies.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I remember some small complaints around the first movie, but then Viola Davis was one of the only good things about the movie.

They changed her in the New 52 as part of giving her a background as an actual black ops field agent and to let her get into more action scenes but I think they lost something of the character with that. The original was just ruthless and it was pretty clear that she had to be to survive in the business. It didn't help that they showed the new version to actually care for the members of the Suicide Squad rather than seeing them as means to an end.

 

[Rei is shit]

Holy shit, that Suicide Squad reeks of "ME SO QUIRKY!" it makes me want to vomit, and I like shitty trashy movies like the 80's Scarecrows, the Friday the 13th movies, all that shit.

Anyway, I was looking some data up and realized something.

Bob claims OVER AND OVER that California produces the majority of the US's food. I wondered where he got that and dismissed it until I was looking at some data regarding agricultural futures.

What Bob saw, and of course misunderstood because his brain is soaked in Mario Brand Chicken Grease, is that CA is the leader of agricultural cash receipts, which they definitely would, since they're cash crop like almond milk and shit like that.

So he saw that and immediately thinks that CA produces the majority of the US's food all by themselves, because he's a drooling moron that doesn't realize that the rest of the states are in there too, listed solely by state.

That's a big reason he thinks the flyover states are obsolete, because he thinks that somehow CA is the leader in FOOD, no cash crop returns, and thinks that CA feeds the rest of the US.

The fat blob doesn't understand anything. At all.

My favorite theory is that bob is one of these retards.


We know he has flown to San Diego comic con, so why does he constantly say the midwest is empty? Going from Boston to San Diego would be hours and hours of flying over midwestern farmland. This also fits into his retarded idea that California is where most of our food comes from, because really how else could you look at a map and think California has enough land to outproduce the midwest.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

This is going to sound weird to anyone who wasn't into comic books, but the fact that changed Special Agent Amanda Waller into a thin chick really bugs me.

There was something about the obese government official who holds the power of life and death in her hands that really spoke to government excess and lack of oversight.

Making her thin and pretty gives more a "YASSS KWEEN!" vibe to it.

For reference:
View attachment 2031674
Amanda Waller: Heartless Bureaucrat, Total Bitch, Ruthless Cog in the Machine.

View attachment 2031676
Having a glass of wine probably after fucking over a small country.

View attachment 2031675
Everyone in this picture has her dick firmly lodged in their ass.

But then....

DIVERSITY!
View attachment 2031671

And then:

View attachment 2031672

But does someone like Cinematic Bloberto even touch on this? Fuck no. He won't touch the social or cultural reasons, how it actually damages the character to make her a "YEESSSS KWEEEN YOU CAN DO IT!" type outfighting Batman, and how they've managed to reduce her to just, to use Anita Sarkesian's words: Fighting Fuckdoll.

Back in the day Amanda Waller was one of the most dangerous people to walk the face of the earth.

Now? She's just another Joss Weebdom waifu who don't need no man and is more dangerous than the villains she keeps.

And the whole thing loses something in the process.

You just know they changed her so they could cast pretty, marketable women as her in media and then brag about how they have a black actress as one of the leads despite lobotomizing her character's entire premise for mass appeal.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

We know he has flown to San Diego comic con, so why does he constantly say the midwest is empty? Going from Boston to San Diego would be hours and hours of flying over midwestern farmland.

You think he'd look out a window rather than continue to consoom media?

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

This is going to sound weird to anyone who wasn't into comic books, but the fact that changed Special Agent Amanda Waller into a thin chick really bugs me.

There was something about the obese government official who holds the power of life and death in her hands that really spoke to government excess and lack of oversight.

Making her thin and pretty gives more a "YASSS KWEEN!" vibe to it.



And the whole thing loses something in the process.

What does Blobbo have against a body positive lady like Waller?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

So has anyone actually told Bob that most of the food he shoves into his fat gullet actually doesn't come from his precious (and dying) California?

 

[Donuteater]

Huh, I could sworn..ooooo...the guys who wrote the script, that's why I thought of James Gunn, those mofos are related to his ass.

Also, re-watching this Suicide Squad 2 trailer, I can't believe it but this damn movie repeated the same mistake as the first one did. Again, they're trying to pit the SS against a massive "call all superheroes right now!" level threat. Seriously, SS is usually sent to deal with shit the government can easily cover up

Someobody here gets it but people who have big important jobs can't seem to figure out that the Suicide squad is black ops but fun.

 

[Ashen One]

Presented without comment.
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Bob's fixation on James Gunn is getting creepier than his thirst over hot dog girl. With Lindsay there was the excuse that Bob is an incel who wanted m'lady's affections but his thing with Gunn is reaching "wants to wear his skin" levels of creepy. The guy feels like he has a personal connection with Gunn and feels like he should have the success Gunn has too because of reasons I don't care enough to look up again.

This movie was tailor made for Bob. Capeshit directed by dear James Gunn (take THAT obsoletes!), gratuitous shots of Harley Quinn in booty shorts for #feminism, kaijus for Bob to salivate over and characters quipping every five seconds so the audience won't get bored. The only way to make it more to Bob's tastes is to have a scene with Mario and Luigi beating up a republican "Stepford bimbo full of botox".

And of course he can't get excited for something he likes without shitting on things liked by people he dislikes. For someone his size Bob really is a petty little vindictive bitch.