Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[mandatorylurk]

Has Bob made a rant about how the San Diego Convention Center is going to house illegals and how he's shaking his fist in anger that his consoom Mecca is being ruined because of Drumpf?

 

[Quixotic Man]

My favorite theory is that bob is one of these retards.
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We know he has flown to San Diego comic con, so why does he constantly say the midwest is empty? Going from Boston to San Diego would be hours and hours of flying over midwestern farmland. This also fits into his retarded idea that California is where most of our food comes from, because really how else could you look at a map and think California has enough land to outproduce the midwest.

You have to remember that Bob thinks you could grow crops in giant stacked city facilities. He forgets or doesn't know that plants need access to sunlight to grow. Or he thinks that sun lamps could do 100% of the job for it and not be a cost and energy disaster.

 

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only a drooling-retarded-pants shitting hick still get excited about super heroes movies

 

[Absolutego]

You have to remember that Bob thinks you could grow crops in giant stacked in city facilities. He forgets or doesn't know that plants need access to sunlight to grow. Or he thinks that sun lamps could do 100% of the job for it and not be a cost and energy disaster.

He has also said it's conceivable that the entire country could be run from a laptop in the Oval Office. To say Bob has a child's understanding of scale is an insult to most children.

 

[Positron]

We know he has flown to San Diego comic con, so why does he constantly say the midwest is empty? Going from Boston to San Diego would be hours and hours of flying over midwestern farmland.

In-flight movies, that's why.

Did someone says Kaiju? Bobby continues his indoctrination of Chris's children:


"Bob was right":


Bob spots nerd shit:




More Falcon trainspotting:


Trump kills; Biden heals. The #NaziBarbie is Kayleigh McEnany, former White House press sec.




Puerto Rico:


Bobby saw his brother scratching his belly, and somehow he thinks about "primus":

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He has also said it's conceivable that the entire country could be run from a laptop in the Oval Office. To say Bob has a child's understanding of scale is an insult to most children.

Just a laptop? Project Cybersyn had a command center!

 

[Absolutego]

At this point I think he might be more of a Kaiju autist than a Mario one. Maybe he'll ramp up the Mario sperging when that movie comes out, but right now all it takes for him to crap his pants and squee in delight is James Gunn dropping the weeb word in a movie trailer. He's going to be hilarious when Godzilla vs. Kong comes out next week. He'll probably say it should get an Oscar again, like he did with King of Monsters.

 

[ditto]

I'd bet Bob has never read Capital or sat thru a Marx bros film.

 

[Ita Mori]

That's a big reason he thinks the flyover states are obsolete, because he thinks that somehow CA is the leader in FOOD, no cash crop returns, and thinks that CA feeds the rest of the US.

The fuck?
LMAO.

That doesn't even make sense to children. What would those 'dull' states produce if not food? Does he think the acres and acres of farmland are just there so some sitcom like Young Sheldon can have B roll?
This guy is so stupid we're to a point we might actually be the bad guys making fun a severely retarded individual.
Is there any hints Bob ever took the short bus to school?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Puerto Rico:
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So Bob doesn't know that Puerto Ricans are Americans. I'm not surprised about this really.

Does he think they're an independent country or what?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

TFW a character looks better on a CW show...

Than they do in a big budget movie.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The second they abolish the filibuster, they cross a Rubicon that they'll never be able to uncross. It essentially removes any notion of checks on the governing party's power, and they will regret that when they lose.

Watching Bob change his beliefs on Puerto Rico daily in order to copy what a certain boricua who he wants to shag says will never not be funny.

Can we try and convince him that ”soy un facha gringo y increíblamente estupido” means ”Puerto Rico for the Puerto Ricans” in Spanish?

 

[Ita Mori]

TFW a character looks better on a CW show...

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Than they do in a big budget movie.

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I think that was an aesthetic choice.
This movie reeks of happy-go-lucky quirkyness so it looks like this King Shark is going to be a DC Groot instead of. you know, a killing machine that an 8ft/350lb musclebound Shark would be.

they will regret that when they lose.

They don't plan on losing ever again.

 

[No Exit]

TFW a character looks better on a CW show...

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Than they do in a big budget movie.

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I think both characters look equally jawsome in their own way.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

They don't plan on losing ever again.

You would have thought that the 2010 midterms and the 2016 presidential election would have shown them that won't work.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

The thing at the 2:40 that had Bob jizzing his Princess Peach panties is some neckbeard saying to the black lady from the first movie "Oh my god! We've got a freaking kaiju up in this shit!" followed by what looks like some sort of pink and blue Patrick Starfish smashing a car and Idris Elba says "uh huh"
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There is no insult I could hurl, no curse in the tongue of man I could speak, no amazing alliterative allusion to allow myself to express my utter contempt for this bullshit and how pathetic and not mad Bob is.

EDIT:
Some faggot explains what the fuck Patrick is doing in the movie and I somehow feel even more revulsion.
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Oh boy, oh boy I can't wait for the amount of people that are going to clap their hands and start barking like seals on how "OMG A STARFISH KAIJU! HOW WACKY AND CREATIVE! JAMES GUNN YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU DID IT AGAIN!" All of which will come from people who say they "totally read comics" or claim they "are so nerdy" and "pop culture fans/STANS" but cant recognize a thing off of something as iconic as the first Justice League comic. I mean this shit isn't some obscure knowledge when you can go to google type "starfish dc" and see the first entry.

TFW a character looks better on a CW show...

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Than they do in a big budget movie.

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That thing is going to just be the rated R version of groot isn't it?

 

[RockVolnutt]

"Bob was right":
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Literally none of his WandaVision theories panned out and Conan was 616 since the 70s which created issues because they couldn't directly name drop mystical stuff that debuted in it after they lost it in the 2000s. Transformers was the last attempt at adopting a licensed property before that got ejected due to being bigger than they thought it was going to be. I don't know why he keeps picking this hill when it's one of the more obvious cases of not knowing what he's on about.

 

[Reflections On The Screen]

The second they abolish the filibuster, they cross a Rubicon that they'll never be able to uncross. It essentially removes any notion of checks on the governing party's power, and they will regret that when they lose.

But it's already happened three times the past decade. The Dems did it when the GOP were blocking every of Obama's nominations and the GOP did it twice, to nominate both of Trump's Supreme court nominations.

The rubicon has been crossed and will continue to be crossed, seeing as how Washington has broke down into ineffectual political posturing/pandering and legislative cock blocking anytime one party doesn't have a trifecta.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

I'll never understand why does he have to go out of his way into antagonizing the fans of the cut whenever something else superhero-related comes out. Seems petty squabbles, and autistic anger is the only semblance of a life he knows. How sad.

It would go beyond salt. Bob would have an existential crisis. Capeshit made geekery and nerdom mainstream, thus fueling a delusion that he's king shit in this new world. Without it, he'll lost that. Capeshit will die off, but he'll an incredible breakdown and sink into a psychological Twitter crisis for the ages.

I hate that nerd culture went mainstream. I love comic books and cartoons and anime, I grew up with it but ever since it became popular it’s attracted some of the nastiest people around. People like Bob who talk about morals, politics, what constitutes as good fiction and brag about how nerdy they are. And some of these freaks are downright homicidal. Did you guys know the Steven Universe fandom almost drove a girl to suicide a couple of years ago? It was all over some stupid fanart too.

I really hope this nerd fad stops soon.

These movies have become so formulaic it's not even funny anymore. This is literally just a reskin of Guardians of the Galaxy. The dialogue that I thought was clever in my early 20s is just...man, the Attitude Era had better dialogue and half the people who came up with it were high on whatever. Then of course there's the obscure villain so all the comic geeks can feel smart and not act like the industry dicked them over to try and get the SJWs to buy in. And there's always some clumsy nerdy dude at the console who's the self insert for pretty much all the audience so that the manchildren can all feel less awkward...man, I used to like capeshit, but...

Yeah, this is just Gunn’s DC version of Guardians.

The only question I have is, why the fuck did they pick Starro to be the villain.

 

[EnemyStand]

I hate that nerd culture went mainstream. I love comic books and cartoons and anime, I grew up with it but ever since it became popular it’s attracted some of the nastiest people around. People like Bob who talk about morals, politics, what constitutes as good fiction and brag about how nerdy they are. And some of these freaks are downright homicidal. Did you guys know the Steven Universe fandom almost drove a girl to suicide a couple of years ago? It was all over some stupid fanart too.

I really hope this nerd fad stops soon.

Yeah, this is just Gunn’s DC version of Guardians.

The only question I have is, why the fuck did they pick Starro to be the villain.

Because Gunn needs to continually re-establish his nerd credentials so the fanboys continue to worship him. Starro is a terrible pick for the Suicide Squad to fight, considering Superman has trouble with him even with the Justice League backing him up. But respective power levels be damned, let's have the edgy Batman wannabes take down someone Big Blue can't solo. See, I'm already a better critic than Cinema Robert.