Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Chances are he overheard his colleagues lamenting how Chauvin was sacrificed on the altar of the noble savage, and shaking their heads about Maxine Waters's chimpout -- engineers as a whole trust evidence and are not a woke bunch.
Which is why I keep insisting that Chris is not an engineer. He has an engineering degree but his job is being an office drone.

First off, Bob, quit pretending you have any idea what "grok" means. You have never read Stranger in a Strange Land; hell, I have sincere doubts you've read any books in years, possibly not since the last time you had to read one for a book report. You're a faker geek than fake geek girls; at least they can be attractive.

Second, it really doesn't surprise me that G Gundam is the only Gundam he'd be interested in, or probably knows anything about. I'm currently watching both the original 1979 Gundam series and G Gundam, and I understand perfectly why people might not be keen on the latter.

I can't speak for much of the other Universal Century series (I only saw Unicorn while it was airing on Toonami years ago, which definitely left me confused at the time since I had no real context for the plot), but the original Gundam is a war series, picking up in the middle of a space war where half of humanity has already been killed. It wastes no time in impressing on you the harshness of the setting, and it shows the toll that the events are taking on the civilians thrust into the conflict, especially Amuro as he's forced to pilot the Gundam over and over again. It does a good job of keeping a serious tone and keeping you invested as the tension rises, more than I was initially expecting it to. There are certainly some goofy parts due to its age, but it's a well-crafted story.

G Gundam, on the other hand, is the polar opposite. It throws all the plot out the window and effectively becomes a Saturday morning cartoon, with hilariously evil villains, callouts for special attacks, and some of the goofiest mecha designs of any show (I still get a kick out of Neo Holland's Gundam that's literally a fucking windmill). The plot is paper-thin and generally just there to hurry the next mecha fight along; the characters have not too much depth to them, often to the point of stereotype; and the tone is consistently ridiculous.

That said, I absolutely love both series, because each one doesn't try to be anything it's not. I like that Gundam 1979 doesn't mince words when it comes to the horrors of war, and it does a good job of showing how these characters are trying to deal with their shit situation. Conversely, I love how over-the-top everything in G Gundam is, with every episode finding new ways to get even more ridiculous than the last, along with plenty of YELLING DIALOGUE. It's also even more funny to watch if you imagine that Domon is literally autistic (he sure doesn't seem interested in anything but fighting and he's completely oblivious to Rain's feelings for him).

And that said, I also get why people weren't a fan of it at the time, or even today. G Gundam came out after 15 years of various UC series and movies, and its major departure from the original series would certainly have been jarring at the time. People who were expecting more serious fare probably found it disappointing, and it's telling that (aside from the Gunpla series like Build Fighters) most of the series that followed went back to a more serious tone, to my knowledge. And of course, there's the fact that Sunrise is still producing UC content today, so they know what's popular with most people. G Gundam has its fans, but it's perfectly reasonable to me that a UC fan wouldn't necessarily enjoy it.

Bobby, in his endlessly simple way, just goes "DURR ROBOT HORSEY 👍" and calls it a day. Fat fuck probably couldn't even get through one episode of any of the other series before falling asleep.

Off topic but I never got into Gundam as a whole and it's a 50 year old franchise at this point. I loved LOTGH and I wanted to get into Gundam. What's the watching/reading order you'd recommend?
 
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"ecocidal regimes" or whatever and just zap him?". Robert suggesting "regime change"? Wouldn't be surprising or the first time he did.

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Wouldn't be the first time Robert has used "zap" in a rather vague sense.
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What exactly is Chris doing IRL that forces him to delegate his e-begging to his numbskull of a brother? Volunteering at a soup kitchen? Working on a cure for cancer? Building shelters for the homeless? I'll give Chris his due if it turns out to be anything remotely useful, but something tells me it's going to turn out to be something stupid and political, like going door to door, collecting money so kindergarteners can get bottom surgery.

Really does seem like that episode of Family Guy where Quagmire tells Brian that actually putting in even just a few hours of volunteer work at a soup kitchen would do more for society in the long run than all his long-winded faux-intellectual ramblings on what a just world should be like. Especially when the motive isn't even for people to be inspired to create a better world, but for drunk women to be inspired to come home with him...

It probably is some kind of "take care of my estate for me at little to no compensation for yourself, I have BIG THOUGHTS to think and can't be bothered while working" deal.


Big LOL on the "I'd support sanctions against any country wrecking the environment" , you can HEAR the under-breath "Except China, India, and all of Micronesia, my consoomer stuff has to stay at reasonable prices for average people"
 
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"ecocidal regimes" or whatever and just zap him?". Robert suggesting "regime change"? Wouldn't be surprising or the first time he did.

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Wouldn't be the first time Robert has used "zap" in a rather vague sense.
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Latino Man Bad because TV Man told me that Latino Man is friends with Orange Man (like in capeshit when the villains team up!), and that Bad Latino Man is burning the Amazon* and being mean to Helpless Brown People in the jungle!

What Bolsonaro does in interior Brazil is also radically different for what Blobert advocates doing to the American heartland, because Blobert is on The Right Side of History (TM).

*Even though a number of the wildfires are natural, part of the savanna ecosystem, while the man-made fires in the rainforest were also happening under Bolsonaro's predecessors, but the Western media didn't care when they did it because socialist governments can do no wrong...
 
I was just fucking waiting for him to dunk on Brazil for one reason or another.

Newsflash, pigfuck: The worst thing Bolsonaro's done about the whole Amazon fire thing was being omissive, which was the very same fault every other president ever had about the issue, and you know why? Because not only it's never considered a priority in any cabinet, it happens every fucking year! But now that the bad right-winger man is in power, it suddenly becomes a freaking issue, complete with other ignoramuses like Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio sticking their noses in the whole thing.

You raging over him and him alone only shows your absolute ignorance and incapability to see the bigger picture. But then again, that's to be expected. You know nothing about anything and it shows. And yet you feel a pathological need to bloviate about every single happening that comes across your view. God, I fucking hate everythingologists that think they have the knowledge, the acumen, and the solution to every issue ever. And the amorphous piece of flesh and blubber is one of the most egregious examples of this mindset.
 
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"ecocidal regimes" or whatever and just zap him?". Robert suggesting "regime change"? Wouldn't be surprising or the first time he did.

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Wouldn't be the first time Robert has used "zap" in a rather vague sense.
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Dude...don't cuck out to Bob Chipman of all people
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waste of a good beard and testosterone.
 
How dare you call us snowflakes! We are going to DIE any time now and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!
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Bob... I've known a half dozen people in my life who died before they were 40. (the oldest one was 33) And I mean LONG before COVID.

I don't even have the energy to turn your argument into an anti-abortion argument despite the excellent set up. I'm just suddenly really sad that I can't trade one of those people's lives for yours. They ALL did much more deserving of life than you ever have.
 
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Bobert quit fucking sperging about the Electoral College simply because it's a dead fucking issue it's never going away no matter how much you and your ilk cry and whine.

Blobby it's part of the Constitution meaning a Constitutional Amendment is needed to end it.

That details the House and Senate passing a Bill on it. That won't happen not just because of the evil Republicans but because of Red State Democrats and Democrats in the House who represent small districts even in Blue States.

See Bobert if we ended the Electoral College not only would the Mayonaise Ghouls would be ignored but also anyone in a Red or Blue State who doesn't live in a city. Going forward why would any politician looking to win the Presidency waste valuable money on ads in areas that don't have a population that counts? They won't so small towns across America even in Blue states will no longer have a say in the Presidential Process.

But let's say Politicians are willing to commit Political Seppuku for this it still needs to be passed by a majority of the States again won't happen you stupid dumb fat fuck.
 
And that said, I also get why people weren't a fan of it at the time, or even today. G Gundam came out after 15 years of various UC series and movies, and its major departure from the original series would certainly have been jarring at the time. People who were expecting more serious fare probably found it disappointing, and it's telling that (aside from the Gunpla series like Build Fighters) most of the series that followed went back to a more serious tone, to my knowledge. And of course, there's the fact that Sunrise is still producing UC content today, so they know what's popular with most people. G Gundam has its fans, but it's perfectly reasonable to me that a UC fan wouldn't necessarily enjoy it.
From my understanding G Gundam was made the way it was because the popularity for the franchise was declining at the time. Both viewership numbers and merchandise sales were dwindling. The sponsors essentially forced the production to do a major reboot of the franchise because they felt what they franchise had been doing was played out by that point.

Fans of Universal Century probably owe more to G Gundam than they realize. It might have been flawed, but it likely did a lot more to save the franchise and renew interest in the Universal Century saga.
 
Bobert quit fucking sperging about the Electoral College simply because it's a dead fucking issue it's never going away no matter how much you and your ilk cry and whine.

Blobby it's part of the Constitution meaning a Constitutional Amendment is needed to end it.

That details the House and Senate passing a Bill on it. That won't happen not just because of the evil Republicans but because of Red State Democrats and Democrats in the House who represent small districts even in Blue States.

See Bobert if we ended the Electoral College not only would the Mayonaise Ghouls would be ignored but also anyone in a Red or Blue State who doesn't live in a city. Going forward why would any politician looking to win the Presidency waste valuable money on ads in areas that don't have a population that counts? They won't so small towns across America even in Blue states will no longer have a say in the Presidential Process.

But let's say Politicians are willing to commit Political Seppuku for this it still needs to be passed by a majority of the States again won't happen you stupid dumb fat fuck.
Disenfranchising tens of millions of us Mayo-Ghouls is a feature, not a bug for the First Among Imbeciles. However, he's far too stupid to understand that his odds of living through the Civil War II that would result are the same as the odds of him ever feeling a boob besides his own.
 
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From my understanding G Gundam was made the way it was because the popularity for the franchise was declining at the time. Both viewership numbers and merchandise sales were dwindling. The sponsors essentially forced the production to do a major reboot of the franchise because they felt what they franchise had been doing was played out by that point.

Fans of Universal Century probably owe more to G Gundam than they realize. It might have been flawed, but it likely did a lot more to save the franchise and renew interest in the Universal Century saga.

I recall reading somewhere the boost in ratings and toy sales - when you have a hundred different Gundam models thats a given - is probably what kept the entire Gundam franchise alive past the 80s.

It did for Gundam what the Thrawn novels did for Star Wars.
 
Climate loons claim that no matter what we do now, the planet is doomed. Yet they still want all these insane, progress-killing regulations, even though by their own admission it won’t make a difference. They just want to ruin livelihoods and lives because they get off on domination. Bob’s a sicko, we know that, but this is a darker level of pathology for him.
 
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