Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Why is Chris so upset? That the judge didn't take out a cattle gun crown Chauvin right after reading the verdict? And Bad Religion? Did he break out the fedora and Jolt Cola while he was at it?

Edit: Also nothing says tough guy like wearing a mask alone in a parking lot. A mask that does nothing because you have a huge unkempt beard that keeps it from making a seal.
 
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What drove Da Chippa over the edge to start grumbleposting like Spoony? Is he just reacting to shit he heard on the news, or did the Moderna vax start giving him menstrual cramps?


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The tough-guy posturing of Phil "ADF" is more convincing.
If I saw a man dressed like this holding a cannon dildo and coming at me in the street, I'd scream and call for a police officer. The Blockbuster tee shirt would be all I'd need to see to know that this guy is a homeless lunatic.

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You see these fucks are never happy even when things go their way.
I thought the phrase "Former Officer" was meant as a badge of shame, to show that Chauvin had been demoted from a trusted position in the community for his actions. Silly me. Leave it to Chris Chip(Quickly Crosses the Street When He Sees a Black)man to view it as a corrupt institution trying to distance itself from blame. I'm willing to bet if a BLM mob ever invades Chris' neighborhood and descends on his newly remodeled house with torches, he'll be on the phone calling the "system" for help faster than a peckish MovieBob phones Doordash for "a small amount of food for an average sized person."



What exactly is Chris doing IRL that forces him to delegate his e-begging to his numbskull of a brother? Volunteering at a soup kitchen? Working on a cure for cancer? Building shelters for the homeless? I'll give Chris his due if it turns out to be anything remotely useful, but something tells me it's going to turn out to be something stupid and political, like going door to door, collecting money so kindergarteners can get bottom surgery.
 
I'm leaning on the side of not. The girl clearly had a knife and was in the process of trying to stab some other girl. This wasn't a cop kneeling on someone for over 8 minutes. This was a cop blasting an honor roll dindu. Plus I really do think that everyone's just tired of the protesting. Lastly, the clips I've seen from Columbus's mayor and the like haven't thrown the cop under the bus and publicly wished for his prosecution like Minneapolis's did so there's not even pressure politically.

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Cope, thy name is Robert Chipman
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It'd be sad if it weren't for the fact that he's physically and morally and ideologically reprehensible
Someone's bitter! Oh Bobby, I'm sure there's somebody special for you......I mean, somebody willing to tolerate.......Okay, I can't say with a straight face. I'm sorry, I've tried.
 
He looks like an angry homeless person in that picture. Holy crap Chris, clean up your look.
Nah he needs to look even filthier if he is to convince people he is a deranged hobo with nothing to lose.

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Pot kettle. It isn't as if Bobby and Chris are likely to be inconvenienced by riots.

Two Fox News hosts are wondering why, now that vaccines are widely available in the US, are there so much social control measures in place. Is it, perhaps, not really about the pandemic and is actually about control?
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"THE MOST INTERSECTIONALLY-DIVERSE GENERATION IN AMERICAN HISTORY", more like the "most pampered yet the angriest and most entitled generation".
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How dare you call us snowflakes! We are going to DIE any time now and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!
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I presume the deleted tweet is pedo-related. If that's true, Bobby's "bad look" remark is suspiciously tame.

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What drove Da Chippa over the edge to start grumbleposting like Spoony? Is he just reacting to shit he heard on the news, or did the Moderna vax start giving him menstrual cramps?
Reacting to the news and venting outrage is the typical modus operandi of people like Chris. He, like his brother, goes on social media because they seek external validation from people in higher castes that he views as on the "so-called right side of history" because he see himself as part of that group. Thus his ceaseless knee-jerk rants on Twitter and Facebook about the latest story in the corporate news cycle. Similarly, his need for constant validation feeds his sense of entitlement; that the internet owes him a living because he says all the right things, and buys into the delusion that he works his ass off when there are millions of people busting their humps to earn half of what he has.

Emotionally-constipated man children like Chris and Bob are easily to manipulate because they shoot their mouths off first and think never. They will never pause to contemplate facts or evidence brought up in the Chauvin trial, notably Floyd's fentanyl addiction. Do they know that Floyd's drug dealer pleaded the fifth when third degree murder went back on the table? Not a chance. They will parrot the same DNC/corporate uniparty line until the end of days. This lack of critical thinking and skepticism is what makes the Brothers Chipman the quintessential consumers.
 
I'm leaning on the side of not. The girl clearly had a knife and was in the process of trying to stab some other girl. This wasn't a cop kneeling on someone for over 8 minutes. This was a cop blasting an honor roll dindu. Plus I really do think that everyone's just tired of the protesting. Lastly, the clips I've seen from Columbus's mayor and the like haven't thrown the cop under the bus and publicly wished for his prosecution like Minneapolis's did so there's not even pressure politically.

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It'd be sad if it weren't for the fact that he's physically and morally and ideologically reprehensible
Bob, just a few generations ago a successful man could have a family and a nice place to live on a single income.

And physically mentally broken and resentful drinking themselves to death- pot, kettle, black.
 
Bob, just a few generations ago a successful man could have a family and a nice place to live on a single income.

And physically mentally broken and resentful drinking themselves to death- pot, kettle, black.

I mean, to be fair, my experience with boomers does in fact paint a lot of them as alchoholics stuck in loveless marriages who hate their life and regret a lot of their past decisions.
 
Bob, just a few generations ago a successful man could have a family and a nice place to live on a single income.

And physically mentally broken and resentful drinking themselves to death- pot, kettle, black.
I mean to be fair the current generation is fucked for various reasons but most of Bob's shortcomings are largely his own especially hilarious considering his own brother despite being an idiot still owns a home and has a family he loves while Bob is a sexless 40 year old creep
 
Why is Chris so upset? That the judge didn't take out a cattle gun crown Chauvin right after reading the verdict? And Bad Religion? Did he break out the fedora and Jolt Cola while he was at it?

Edit: Also nothing says tough guy like wearing a mask alone in a parking lot. A mask that does nothing because you have a huge unkempt beard that keeps it from making a seal.
Like any good manchild, he's upset that his infantile version of what "correct justice" is wasn't carried out, so he's acting pouty and having a hissy fit at the world. However, he's being about as edgy as a "man" with a respectable job and children can be. If he had any sense, he'd have an anonymous account where he could properly unleash his rage. The problem here is that he suffers from the Chipman addiction to attention and he has to shill his half a dozen throwaway podcasts, so he won't do anything sensible like that.
 
The liberals talk completely out of their ass about Tucker. Like him or not, he is obviously popular. He gets hundreds of thousands of views on his youtube clips and gets millions of viewers a night, and all you have to do is watch the mother fucker to see that there are in fact advertisers.
I just love when left-leaning fedorafats like Blobert* call Tucker an incel.
Its peak projection.

*I dont know if Blobert has or hasn't called Tucker an incel, just that Blobert is "the type" who typically does call a married man with kids an "incel"
I mean, to be fair, my experience with boomers does in fact paint a lot of them as alchoholics stuck in loveless marriages who hate their life and regret a lot of their past decisions.
Boomers are fucked in their own regard, but a lot of idiots like to blame boomers for their own shitty life decisions.
 
I dunno how you can handle a small amount of Bob tweets for an average-sized person on a daily basis, @Positron. I had to jump to this one though:
First off, Bob, quit pretending you have any idea what "grok" means. You have never read Stranger in a Strange Land; hell, I have sincere doubts you've read any books in years, possibly not since the last time you had to read one for a book report. You're a faker geek than fake geek girls; at least they can be attractive.

Second, it really doesn't surprise me that G Gundam is the only Gundam he'd be interested in, or probably knows anything about. I'm currently watching both the original 1979 Gundam series and G Gundam, and I understand perfectly why people might not be keen on the latter.

I can't speak for much of the other Universal Century series (I only saw Unicorn while it was airing on Toonami years ago, which definitely left me confused at the time since I had no real context for the plot), but the original Gundam is a war series, picking up in the middle of a space war where half of humanity has already been killed. It wastes no time in impressing on you the harshness of the setting, and it shows the toll that the events are taking on the civilians thrust into the conflict, especially Amuro as he's forced to pilot the Gundam over and over again. It does a good job of keeping a serious tone and keeping you invested as the tension rises, more than I was initially expecting it to. There are certainly some goofy parts due to its age, but it's a well-crafted story.

G Gundam, on the other hand, is the polar opposite. It throws all the plot out the window and effectively becomes a Saturday morning cartoon, with hilariously evil villains, callouts for special attacks, and some of the goofiest mecha designs of any show (I still get a kick out of Neo Holland's Gundam that's literally a fucking windmill). The plot is paper-thin and generally just there to hurry the next mecha fight along; the characters have not too much depth to them, often to the point of stereotype; and the tone is consistently ridiculous.

That said, I absolutely love both series, because each one doesn't try to be anything it's not. I like that Gundam 1979 doesn't mince words when it comes to the horrors of war, and it does a good job of showing how these characters are trying to deal with their shit situation. Conversely, I love how over-the-top everything in G Gundam is, with every episode finding new ways to get even more ridiculous than the last, along with plenty of YELLING DIALOGUE. It's also even more funny to watch if you imagine that Domon is literally autistic (he sure doesn't seem interested in anything but fighting and he's completely oblivious to Rain's feelings for him).

And that said, I also get why people weren't a fan of it at the time, or even today. G Gundam came out after 15 years of various UC series and movies, and its major departure from the original series would certainly have been jarring at the time. People who were expecting more serious fare probably found it disappointing, and it's telling that (aside from the Gunpla series like Build Fighters) most of the series that followed went back to a more serious tone, to my knowledge. And of course, there's the fact that Sunrise is still producing UC content today, so they know what's popular with most people. G Gundam has its fans, but it's perfectly reasonable to me that a UC fan wouldn't necessarily enjoy it.

Bobby, in his endlessly simple way, just goes "DURR ROBOT HORSEY 👍" and calls it a day. Fat fuck probably couldn't even get through one episode of any of the other series before falling asleep.
 
I dunno how you can handle a small amount of Bob tweets for an average-sized person on a daily basis, @Positron. I had to jump to this one though:

First off, Bob, quit pretending you have any idea what "grok" means. You have never read Stranger in a Strange Land; hell, I have sincere doubts you've read any books in years, possibly not since the last time you had to read one for a book report. You're a faker geek than fake geek girls; at least they can be attractive.

Second, it really doesn't surprise me that G Gundam is the only Gundam he'd be interested in, or probably knows anything about. I'm currently watching both the original 1979 Gundam series and G Gundam, and I understand perfectly why people might not be keen on the latter.

I can't speak for much of the other Universal Century series (I only saw Unicorn while it was airing on Toonami years ago, which definitely left me confused at the time since I had no real context for the plot), but the original Gundam is a war series, picking up in the middle of a space war where half of humanity has already been killed. It wastes no time in impressing on you the harshness of the setting, and it shows the toll that the events are taking on the civilians thrust into the conflict, especially Amuro as he's forced to pilot the Gundam over and over again. It does a good job of keeping a serious tone and keeping you invested as the tension rises, more than I was initially expecting it to. There are certainly some goofy parts due to its age, but it's a well-crafted story.

G Gundam, on the other hand, is the polar opposite. It throws all the plot out the window and effectively becomes a Saturday morning cartoon, with hilariously evil villains, callouts for special attacks, and some of the goofiest mecha designs of any show (I still get a kick out of Neo Holland's Gundam that's literally a fucking windmill). The plot is paper-thin and generally just there to hurry the next mecha fight along; the characters have not too much depth to them, often to the point of stereotype; and the tone is consistently ridiculous.

That said, I absolutely love both series, because each one doesn't try to be anything it's not. I like that Gundam 1979 doesn't mince words when it comes to the horrors of war, and it does a good job of showing how these characters are trying to deal with their shit situation. Conversely, I love how over-the-top everything in G Gundam is, with every episode finding new ways to get even more ridiculous than the last, along with plenty of YELLING DIALOGUE. It's also even more funny to watch if you imagine that Domon is literally autistic (he sure doesn't seem interested in anything but fighting and he's completely oblivious to Rain's feelings for him).

And that said, I also get why people weren't a fan of it at the time, or even today. G Gundam came out after 15 years of various UC series and movies, and its major departure from the original series would certainly have been jarring at the time. People who were expecting more serious fare probably found it disappointing, and it's telling that (aside from the Gunpla series like Build Fighters) most of the series that followed went back to a more serious tone, to my knowledge. And of course, there's the fact that Sunrise is still producing UC content today, so they know what's popular with most people. G Gundam has its fans, but it's perfectly reasonable to me that a UC fan wouldn't necessarily enjoy it.

Bobby, in his endlessly simple way, just goes "DURR ROBOT HORSEY 👍" and calls it a day. Fat fuck probably couldn't even get through one episode of any of the other series before falling asleep.

Honestly, if you love old martial arts/John Woo movies, G Gundam is genuinely good, not just a guilty pleasure. The show is packed to the gills with shoutouts to classic Hong Kong action flicks, Kurosawa movies, and old Hollywood action movies.

Toss in some really well done fight scenes, likeable characters, and some great music... well, I certainly won't complain one Gundam series swapped out STARSHIP TROOPERS for ENTER THE DRAGON, not when its this entertaining.

Which is kind of the worst part... looking at Bob's tweet, I would put money on him never having seen it. Thus him sperging "hur dur robo horsey".
 
Who's willing to bet Bob and the other liberals will make her the next George Floyd?
Won't happen. If you watch the video and ignore all context it looks like Chauvin was absolutely in the wrong. If you watch this video Ma'khia (yes that is really her name) is trying to attack two people with a knife.
Harris/Biden would gladly have them go "missing" if they could get away with it and get democrats installed in their open seats.
This. People underestimate how much Joe Crowley being BTFO by Bob's favourite bartender shocked these people, in exactly the same way Trump beating Hillary did. In both cases, a representative of woke oligarchy was soundly defeated by a populist candidate, and as we all know populism is anathema to these people.
Didn't SLC have riots last year?
 
Honestly, if you love old martial arts/John Woo movies, G Gundam is genuinely good, not just a guilty pleasure. The show is packed to the gills with shoutouts to classic Hong Kong action flicks, Kurosawa movies, and old Hollywood action movies.

Toss in some really well done fight scenes, likeable characters, and some great music... well, I certainly won't complain one Gundam series swapped out STARSHIP TROOPERS for ENTER THE DRAGON, not when its this entertaining.

Which is kind of the worst part... looking at Bob's tweet, I would put money on him never having seen it. Thus him sperging "hur dur robo horsey".
I don't have the best knowledge of martial arts films, only seen a few here and there, but I can definitely see your point. "Martial arts tournament but with mecha" is a good concept for a series, and G Gundam delivers in spades. I already love the show, but I may have to look into the references more.

My general point was that I can see why some people couldn't get into it when it was such a major shift away from the older series, and it's not because G Gundam is dumb. It's simple and goofy, but it makes no pretensions otherwise. Difference between me and Bob being, I can appreciate both points of view without resorting to such banalities as fixating on the robot horse. (Okay, there are many other differences, but this is just the pertinent one.)

Also good point, I doubt Bobby has ever watched anime at all, and it's probably just another topic for him to do surface-level Wikipedia skims on and pretend to have more geek cred than the plebs. Considering his general disdain for anime avatars criticizing him on Twitter, I think this theory holds water.
 
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