Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Certainly! Totally understandable reaction by any parent. That's a personal choice based on a lot of factors and a heavy decision to be sure. HOWEVER, then there's this:

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Personally, I don't care about side effects of this vaccine. If I get sick, die, whatever. It's my time. This sanctimonious cocksucker's thrilled to toss all medical science and advice when it comes to his health, but for Covid? He wants all defiants interred. Maybe some parents want to wait, don't trust the first batch, or even have some religious objection to it. Based on his own logic, Bob shouldn't be allowed in public.

what world you swine you havent stopped being a inbred impotent retard hick. hell i hope covid last forever so the hooter girl doesnt have to pretend not being repulsed by your mongoloid eyes

 

[manlikebigp]

Bob is such a retard he makes Tariq Nasheed and Bruce Jenner seem like rational people.

 

[DNA_JACKED]

Certainly! Totally understandable reaction by any parent. That's a personal choice based on a lot of factors and a heavy decision to be sure. HOWEVER, then there's this:

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Personally, I don't care about side effects of this vaccine. If I get sick, die, whatever. It's my time. This sanctimonious cocksucker's thrilled to toss all medical science and advice when it comes to his health, but for Covid? He wants all defiants interred. Maybe some parents want to wait, don't trust the first batch, or even have some religious objection to it. Based on his own logic, Bob shouldn't be allowed in public.

what world you swine you havent stopped being a inbred impotent retard hick. hell i hope covid last forever so the hooter girl doesnt have to pretend not being repulsed by your mongoloid eyes

Bob doesnt get it. Even if everyone were vaccinated tomorrow and corona cases collapsed, we wouldnt reopen. At least shitholes like the Bostonian suburb bob lives in wouldnt. Governments have gained tremendous power and control over their peasants, bureaucracy has engorged itself on coronavirus funding, big businesses have printed a new mint from socially distanced internet shopping, the media sunk their vampiric teeth into corona to heal their dying empire, and karens the country over have found a wellspring of fuel to drive their nagging.

That power will not simply disappear. It doesnt matter if corona cases spike by 10, 100, or 1000, the media and the karens will make a huge deal about "spikes" and demand closure. Governments will close economies on a whim to fuel their need to control and belittle the underclasses whenever they get too uppity. Even if economies opened fully, Bob and his ilk have driven the fear of Corona into the hearts of many. Spending will not reach pre corona level for years after this is all over. And you cant just wipe away a year+ of economic damage, small and medium business have either shrunk or disappeared. His precious movie theaters are a sort of worst case scenario. There's also the impending economic recession being fueled by tremendous debt and the lingering aftereffects of economic closure.

The only way back to "normal" in blue states and cities like Blobbo's is a long, protracted legal battle. You willingly handed over your rights, and the government isnt going to just GIVE them back to you. Short of the federal government refusing to pay out for coronavirus cases (HA) or refusing to bail out states (LMFAO) it will take years of resistance from the populace of an area for things to return tot he way they were.

Movie theaters are, how should we say, OBSOLETE? Yeah, that's a good word for it. Going to movie theaters to CONSOOM media, big conventions to CONSOOOM product, these are things of the past, and Blobby needs to accept that.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Moviebob: "Bookish"
Reality: "Magazineish"
Reality as described by some turbonerds he tries to mimic: "Four color glossyish"

 

[Flexo]

One of the reasons I seriously read this with friends is as far as I can tell, people when they do a reading miss quite a bit of things that should've been pointed out. Like how he attributes Miyamoto for saving his life many, many times.

As someone who did a bit of reading and highlighting in the past myself, I think Bob's book contains multitudes. There's so much wrong there each scholar can find something another missed. Welcome to the club. Thank you for contributing this round.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I don't even know where to begin with this bullshit.

Josh Dugger. Bobby thinks pedophilia and sexual predation are the result of "conservative religiosity":

Encouraging promiscuity is more likely to create an environment that fosters predation than one that opposes it because if you think it's okay for people to have sex in public you're opening the door to nonces.

Glen Greenwald trusts evidence, so when a sex scandal broke out among the Dems he casts doubt on it too (Greenwald's Twitter thread). He is at least consistent -- unlike Bobby.

I don't think anyone who has dealt with them (or in my case their Britbong equivalents) can claim to be surprised by the fact that the DSA and its various offshoots are full of petty squabbles and backstabbing.

The Monty Python sketch about the ”People's Front of Judaea” came about for a reason.

Gender-studies majors had an "education", so they can operate an espresso machine without getting steam on the faces.

I have no problem with education. I have a problem with people who think education makes them superior.

This is the weird thing about Tariq Nasheed. He's a knockoff Malcolm X who genuinely seems to want to bring back apartheid, but he's also surprisingly based for completely the wrong reasons.

I guess if you're a Muslim, which I'm pretty sure he is, and if you notice what globohomo has been doing to black families since the 60's, which he does, it's hard not to be based.

Is Bobby suggesting Jimmy Dore criticized The Squad because they refused to pity-fuck him?

By that logic Blob should hate the Squad.

Leftist meme (?) that attracts two of our Rat Kings.

It is a leftist meme, and it's made by the type of Jacobin-reading leftist that reads the Manifesto and realises that it says nothing about troons.

What is a "zoomer" in this context anyway?

A member of Generation Z. As much as I hate them, I'd rather my generation was made up of commies than troons.

> I don't worship anyone

Except the Church of Consumerism and its Holy Trinity; that is to say the goddesses Anita, Alexandria and Kamala.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

You know what's even funnier than the only thing pulling bob off the ledge was his WWMD bracelet? The fact that it's probably not even true. @Adamska's great write up already pointed out some contradictions and outright lies, and this is just Bob trying to sound like some deep and tortured genius.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Josh Dugger. Bobby thinks pedophilia and sexual predation are the result of "conservative religiosity":

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Bob is just angry that his priest didn't want to touch him because he was such an ugly little weirdo.

Capeshit:

Getting serious creeper vibes from this tweet. Also, maybe it's just the quality of the photos, but I've cosplay that looked better.

Then why does he treat every MCU release as an act of communion?

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Josh Dugger. Bobby thinks pedophilia and sexual predation are the result of "conservative religiosity":

Welcome to the Superior Future, brought to you by OnlyFans.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This is more amusing to me, but I love that like a shitty creepypasta, Bob just woke up one day with an NES. Who knows, maybe he did murder that kid for it.

It's like some sort of Eldritch horror.

I didn't know what it was. It was always there. One day an epiphany struck me and I became aware of it's existence. A name that ever was spoken in my home was suddenly burnt into my mind. The Nintendo surely had to have a genesis but through all my investigations I could find neither a beginning nor an end. Even now, thirty or more years since my awakening, it calls to me still and I am powerless to deny it. There are times when I realize my imprisonment, such as now, but I don't know if I find comfort in in being enslaved to this thing or if I have grown apathetic from the fruitlessness that seeking freedom brings. I can feel the colorful haze staring to wash over me now. The far off echoing chorus of bing bing wahoo itches at the base of my skull. Soon I will forget why I was ever writing this and I confess I welcome the malaise.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Speaking of "Thinkers vs. Believers," I think it's amazing how Bob blames MAGA country for being superspreaders. Essentially the people who misbehave (according to Bob's morality) are the ones who are responsible for the disease, which is something a medieval peasant would think. What exactly is his explanation for the worst spread of COVID taking place in the Republican strongholds of New York and California? Even in January NY was the worst, and it had some of the strictest measures in place.

He belives that the red states are lying and under-reporting their number.

>lacking context
Why is this white man demanding more context from a black man? To question a black man on racisim is rcist itself! Whypipo don't get to have an opinion on racisim other than it being bad, remember?

Tariq Nasheed is notorious for riling up people across the political spectrum. Just last week he laughed at a white front-desk clerk in Holiday Inn breaking down in tears because he was verbally savaged by a black customer, and claimed that the white guy couldn't handle the verbal abuse because he was racist. Now he gets on Bobby's nerve's because of ... troon bullshit, of all things:

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[Flexo]

A member of Generation Z. As much as I hate them, I'd rather my generation was made up of commies than troons.

The biggest difference is that commies have racked up an actual body count.

I'm no fan of transtrenders but they have a ways to go before they equal communism's evil (when they are not ripping it off).

 

[Stalphos Johnson]

Leftist meme (?) that attracts two of our Rat Kings.
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What is a "zoomer" in this context anyway?

Words, words, words. Leftist memes are really parodies of themselves aren't they?

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

It's like some sort of Eldritch horror.

I do love this story. Does it have a title? The Console Out of Space? Chipman's Model? Or, let's keep it simple: The Statement of Robert Chipman.

"The Nintendo surely had to have a genesis" HA!

 

[Water-T]

well there was that time Bob tried to convince everyone that reading Judy Blume got him a Threesome.
r/thathappened

Are You There, God? It's Me And Two Pocket Pussys.

 

[TowinKarz]

Eh. My brother is Bob's age and he was put on Ritalin because he was always rowdy in the doctor's office. No tests, no overnight stays, no lengthy examinations. My parents took him off after a couple of weeks because they hated it what it did to him. Even back then some doctors were way too eager to prescribe it.

It's, sadly, a never-ending cycle with psychotropic medicines.

People are so eager to finally have a cure for mental illnesses/issues, be they benign hyperactivity or more serious hallucinations, that they jump all over the "next" big development when it's cleared for usage.

It gets pushed by everyone and anyone as the new miracle drug and that everything can be cured by "just going on X"

And then the side-effects start popping up, or you realize that the medicine works TOO well. Yeah, it deadens the part of the brain that causes a schizophrenic to hear voices, or a person to lose focus or have violent urges, but, it also deadens the part that lets them do necessary functions like reading or walking, or even base levels of clear thinking....

There's an overall trend of getting less harsh, but, there's no doubt that narcotic-level pills pack a wallop, and the first-gen ones for treating severe psychological issues were usually dropped by the users after a few weeks because the pills didn't just make the voices stop, they made EVERYTHING stop and "zombie" experiences were reported by both patients and family members.

Which encourages the pharmacologists to go back to the drawing board, develop new formulations, and the cycle repeats....

The desire for a cure is so great, nobody seems to consider quality of life alongside it.

 

[Jack Awful]

Certainly! Totally understandable reaction by any parent. That's a personal choice based on a lot of factors and a heavy decision to be sure. HOWEVER, then there's this:

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Personally, I don't care about side effects of this vaccine. If I get sick, die, whatever. It's my time. This sanctimonious cocksucker's thrilled to toss all medical science and advice when it comes to his health, but for Covid? He wants all defiants interred. Maybe some parents want to wait, don't trust the first batch, or even have some religious objection to it. Based on his own logic, Bob shouldn't be allowed in public.

1. Bob's the only one who cares about movie theaters in 2021.
2. By yelling at "MAGA superspreaders", he's politicizing and polarizing the vaccine, which would make less people want to get it. If he wants us to get back to normal, insulting the 74 million people who voted for Trump in 2020 is a bad idea since we (allegedly) need as many people to get it for "herd immunity" or whatever as possible.

 

[Adamska]

So anyways last I left off, Bob proved his mental illness by accidentally quoting a Joker line about how "ahead of the curve" he was in having a stalker level obsession with a fat Italian man.

If I didn't mention that he believes he and Mario were connected at birth, then here's this little gem:

Mario and I were “born” the same year, 1981 (I’m about 5 ½ months older,) and as such I don’t really remember a world without him.

So yeah, Bob would probably have murdered and wore Mario as a skin if he was a real person.

Anyways, let's again sift through for more amazing Bob moments people seemed to miss:

My first look at it came from (where else?) Nintendo Power: a short puff piece that was, in my mind, akin to a vision from God.

Yep. Bob legitimately saw and likely still sees Nintendo itself as his god. Learning about the newest Bing Bing Wahoo game equates to Moses at the Burning Bush or Muhhamad speaks with Allah to Bob.

I recall buying a bunch of graph paper when I saw that was how the designers were plotting out sprite art.

Bob again proves his creepy obsession by doodling his own mario sprites. Fun fact; there's likely an alternate universe where Bob instead went into game design rather than film given he considered both as career options. Imagine that shitshow.

So then he goes into the Wizard movie. Skipping his google-fu tier summarization of that shit. Just a reminder Smoothbrain Bobby loves to spam his non-sequiturs in his sentences with (spam).

on that day all we really wanted was to get SMB3 in front of our eyeballs. Just let us see it. Please, just let us see it...

Here's Bob being a creepy sped. I don't really have much to add to this, since these are the words of a person who wears peoples' skin.

Now, having watched the film much, much more often than it deserves since then I can likely quote about 80% of it chapter and verse.

Weird flex but okay Bob. The thing is he has this weird balance of shame of liking this movie and still unironically loving it. I legit believe the only reason he changed his opinion was that the Nostalgia Critic made fun of it given his desperation to hold on to a specific type of reputation.

I will state that yes, Bob typed out the "he touched my breasts" line. No one needed to see that, but yeah whatever.

But the climactic reveal of SMB3 is burned - no, seared - into my memory the way JFK’s assassination was for my parents’ generation... or the way 9/11 would be for mine a scant 12 years from then…

No comment. It's been covered before, but any readthrough has to highlight this.

And there it is. The title screen. The flashing yellow “3.” A map screen in a Mario game?? The Troopas are back! The Goombas, too! And Question Blocks! YES! The raccoon tail (we didn’t know to call it a Tanooki yet) exists—and it does make you fly! Was that a giant Goomba???

Here's Bob having a mild stroke and orgasm when he saw Bing Bing Wahoo 3: Search for More Money. It cannot be said enough that when he consumes, it comes off as a crazed mix of orgasm and drug high when he writes it. There's a reason why if you read it out loud with the tone of the writing, you sound like you're getting sexually aroused.

Bob's writing is like being covered in cockroaches.

this is meant to be a tense, “will he or won’t he” contest to earn the happy ending, but we couldn’t care less. This is what we came for. It’s arrived. Our victory is achieved. Across the country we sat there, jaws agape and hearts racing, as The Most Important Thing That Had Ever Happened blazed across the screen and before our eyes months before any of us would be playing it.

Bob talks about how children coomed hard over consooming, because he's desperate to pretend that his mentally ill responses are more normal than they really are.

I want to take a shower, and yes Bob needs meds and therapy the stupid anti-therapy faggot.

Oh, The Wizard wins, by the way - proving his mettle and reuniting his broken family. Not that anyone really cared. “Super Mario Bros. 3 was real. We’d seen it. Now we just had to keep waiting to play it.

More Yandere Bob.

So anyways, Bob begged Mama Chipman for Mario 3, and managed to get it first out of all the kids on the block. This is likely why it's his favorite of the 3, besides his weird sexual experience in the movie theater that is.

He claims it's where Mario peaked, but here's something you guys might enjoy.

As such, it was the first (and, for a long period, last) time that the rest of the world and I were almost in sync.

Bob also peaked... I think he wasn't even 10 at this point. Think about that for a bit and realize why he's such an angry and drunk pile of shit with mental issues.

and the rest of the world was finally waking up to what my generation of youngsters (and none more so than me) had known for years: the little fat guy with the mustache and the overalls was the coolest thing on the planet.

Y'know, when I was a kid, the reason I liked Mario was because the game was fun. It's similar to how I liked Megaman, platformers were fun. Pretty sure that's what the kids who either didn't need or took therapy felt too.

Go to therapy you anti-therapist.

The “Super Show” had long since slipped from first-run airwaves, but a new series based exclusively on SMB3 had taken its place - not in syndication, but in a prime network Saturday Morning spot.

A friend of mine mentioned that Bob is dumb and wrong on this little thing: the SMB3 show WAS the Super Show. It just cut the live-action bits. Same crew, same actors, just rebranded to take advantage of the new game.

For an obsessive little sped, it's amusing he didn't know that.

There was even an SMB3 Happy Meal at McDonalds: the ultimate symbol of something having “made it”—to an 8 year-old, at least. All in all, it felt a little bit like at least some of the differences between me and the rest of the world might have just been a matter of me being ahead of the curve, and now everything else was catching up. This, I thought, was the beginning of a new and better world.

So this paragraph... wow.

So you get a nice hint on how Bob sees McDonalds, as the sacred cool place and not the lard dispenser it actually is. Mr. McNugget Graveyard believed and likely still believes that if McDickholes makes a Happy Meal of product, it "made" it.

He again quotes Heath Ledger's Joker on "being aheaaad of the currrve".

And the world being better is entirely because people think more like the sped with Oppositional Defiance Disorder and some other cluster B personality disorder. And since Bob is going hard on anti-vaxxers, remind him that he doesn't believe in therapy for himself.

Don't worry though. In Bob's own words, it's just the beginning of the end.

So anyways, up next is Bob screaming that Mario is his friend, his attempts to brainwash himself, his yandere breakdown due to Yoshi's Island, and his belief in Mario being "cutting edge".

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

By yelling at "MAGA superspreaders", he's politicizing and polarizing the vaccine, which would make less people want to get it.

If he were more clever I'd assume it was a strategy to try make the vaccine as distasteful to the right as possible in the hopes that more of them skipped it then caught the disease and died. But he's not that clever. (Or, indeed, clever at all.)

 

[Laughingjoke2]

So anyways last I left off, Bob proved his mental illness by accidentally quoting a Joker line about how "ahead of the curve" he was in having a stalker level obsession with a fat Italian man.

If I didn't mention that he believes he and Mario were connected at birth, then here's this little gem:

So yeah, Bob would probably have murdered and wore Mario as a skin if he was a real person.

Anyways, let's again sift through for more amazing Bob moments people seemed to miss:

Yep. Bob legitimately saw and likely still sees Nintendo itself as his god. Learning about the newest Bing Bing Wahoo game equates to Moses at the Burning Bush or Muhhamad speaks with Allah to Bob.

Bob again proves his creepy obsession by doodling his own mario sprites. Fun fact; there's likely an alternate universe where Bob instead went into game design rather than film given he considered both as career options. Imagine that shitshow.

So then he goes into the Wizard movie. Skipping his google-fu tier summarization of that shit. Just a reminder Smoothbrain Bobby loves to spam his non-sequiturs in his sentences with (spam).

Here's Bob being a creepy sped. I don't really have much to add to this, since these are the words of a person who wears peoples' skin.

Weird flex but okay Bob. The thing is he has this weird balance of shame of liking this movie and still unironically loving it. I legit believe the only reason he changed his opinion was that the Nostalgia Critic made fun of it given his desperation to hold on to a specific type of reputation.

I will state that yes, Bob typed out the "he touched my breasts" line. No one needed to see that, but yeah whatever.

No comment. It's been covered before, but any readthrough has to highlight this.

Here's Bob having a mild stroke and orgasm when he saw Bing Bing Wahoo 3: Search for More Money. It cannot be said enough that when he consumes, it comes off as a crazed mix of orgasm and drug high when he writes it. There's a reason why if you read it out loud with the tone of the writing, you sound like you're getting sexually aroused.

Bob's writing is like being covered in cockroaches.

Bob talks about how children coomed hard over consooming, because he's desperate to pretend that his mentally ill responses are more normal than they really are.

I want to take a shower, and yes Bob needs meds and therapy the stupid anti-therapy faggot.

More Yandere Bob.

So anyways, Bob begged Mama Chipman for Mario 3, and managed to get it first out of all the kids on the block. This is likely why it's his favorite of the 3, besides his weird sexual experience in the movie theater that is.

He claims it's where Mario peaked, but here's something you guys might enjoy.

Bob also peaked... I think he wasn't even 10 at this point. Think about that for a bit and realize why he's such an angry and drunk pile of shit with mental issues.

Y'know, when I was a kid, the reason I liked Mario was because the game was fun. It's similar to how I liked Megaman, platformers were fun. Pretty sure that's what the kids who either didn't need or took therapy felt too.

Go to therapy you anti-therapist.

A friend of mine mentioned that Bob is dumb and wrong on this little thing: the SMB3 show WAS the Super Show. It just cut the live-action bits. Same crew, same actors, just rebranded to take advantage of the new game.

For an obsessive little sped, it's amusing he didn't know that.

So this paragraph... wow.

So you get a nice hint on how Bob sees McDonalds, as the sacred cool place and not the lard dispenser it actually is. Mr. McNugget Graveyard believed and likely still believes that if McDickholes makes a Happy Meal of product, it "made" it.

He again quotes Heath Ledger's Joker on "being aheaaad of the currrve".

And the world being better is entirely because people think more like the sped with Oppositional Defiance Disorder and some other cluster B personality disorder. And since Bob is going hard on anti-vaxxers, remind him that he doesn't believe in therapy for himself.

Don't worry though. In Bob's own words, it's just the beginning of the end.

So anyways, up next is Bob screaming that Mario is his friend, his attempts to brainwash himself, his yandere breakdown due to Yoshi's Island, and his belief in Mario being "cutting edge".

After reading that his being bullied makes even more sense than the already obvious reasons. I mean christ I want to invent a time machine just so I can go back in time and beat his big lard child ass.