Right then. Let's continue to look into the unmedicated untreated diseased mind that Bob refuses to get looked at. As he demands people get their shots like the fucking idiot hypocrite he is.
Here's some more lesser Kino Roberto moments in the book:
Bob on Nike causing the Helter Skelter with Negative Advertising.
That segment's actually kind of funny in general, since he pretends he understands the bullshit that is opposition marketing, where you set an Us v. Them brand mentality. Still falls for it every single time, ever since he was a mentally feeble 10 year old with several personality disorders.
Here's "Bookish" Bob admitting he only ever bothers to learn with an external rewards system. Mommy had to bribe him with a SNES to actually try and learn hard concepts like adjectives, particles, and orders of operations with fractions.
Such thunk, much wow.
Here's Bob on his autistic fascination on watching numbers go up. Reminder that half the reason so many games and comics try and remove numbers now is because high numbers turn off interest from newbies or people who missed a few issues or games.
Bob is just the type of desperate to claim prestige faggot that he wants to be gratified by screaming "I BEEN HERE SINCE FIRST BING BING WAHOO".
Here's Bob on explaining why Super Mario World didn't make him have a religious experience like the earlier Bing Bing Wahoo games. It's probably because he didn't get to watch a giant commercial for it like the Wizard or because he didn't get it first so he can brag and talk about it.
I very much suspect the only reason 3 is his favorite now, besides his younger years being less miserable, is because of those elements.
Moving o- HAHAHAHAHA
Look at this.
Fucking look at this and laugh. I actually forgot he said something this fucking pathetic and I read this last night. I think this got brought up, but now you really know why this faggot loved Mario 3 so much. It was the imaginary clout he had in his unmedicated and untreated little mind. He used these toys and books to try and ingratiate himself into other friend groups rather than develop a real personality besides "repulsive".
Also, since he likes to do this: it's pronounced pastime Bob.
He is at least somewhat aware, but you can tell he to this day doesn't understand why he became an alcoholic loser with a low IQ living with his family.
He then gets pissy about SEGA and tries to really downsell them compared to Nintendo, despite the fact that they actually were the only other major console maker out there barring one shot attempts. Bob's still mad.
Up to the point he labels them Brand X. If anything they're the Pepsi to Nintendo's coke.
Bob on aggressive and insulting advertising being called brilliant. I guess that's why he shills so hard for products that do that out of desperation now.
Also some nice insecurity elements in that screed.
Bob again believing that everyone else in the world is as obsessive, delusional, and mentally unstable as himself. No normal kid fucking memorizes talking points for their preferred machine designed for children.
He then complains about how SEGA sold itself as a brand, making Nintendo not look cool, completely ignoring that they also shilled a lot of games on commercials too.
It culminates in this sob fest.
Bobby's quite mad that he didn't "stay popular". It's again a case where his weird antisocial aggressive bullshit is the cause of his pain, and he doesn't get it at all.
Bob pre-emptively channels a Twilight Fangirl about 15 years too early.
Bob then shifts tone into writing almost like an underdog story, talking about how the changing landscape makes Mario "a bygone hero from a bygone age". He also again shows signs of getting mad Sonic got a really good cartoon while Mario's Super Mario World one sucked.
Aaaand now I think I see at least some of the reason why Bobby gets so angry whenever the Sonic movie gets brought up. Mario becoming irrelevant compared to gaming in general really broke him, since he basically pins himself to the character, just like he does with Gunn.
What I'm trying to say is Bob's fucking nuts and tbh Ritalin probably would've helped. He also has shit taste given how for a "thinker" who loves mascot platformers, sci-fi and fantasy, he definitely said this:
So it's only stupid if SEGA makes these things.
So he then does a bootleg wikipedia style article on the Super Mario Bros movie, and makes a potshot at Johnny Mnemnonic despite that actually being a good film barring the bad CGI.
So anyways, it's been a while since Bob went Yandere, don't worry check this out:
These are the words of a serial killer.
Like, I'm not fucking with you Bob comes off as a serial killer with a manifesto.
These are the words of a man about to take his rifle and start shooting people. Eminem wrote Stan thinking of people like Bob.
So Bob really goes into the psychotic hype he had about, in his own words, "The Most Important Movie Of All Time".
I pretty much don't have to say anything at all when showing these to you.
I guess I can break up the serial killer ramblings by making a joke about how Bob was such a pathetic autist that he mused for months as a child how the Koopas would look and be done in a movie, going between henson muppet to TMNT rubber suit. He eventually leans on the latter for the fight scenes.
He also almost drove himself batty musing over what powerups would appear.
Then as more details came out:
Yeah, he went full "LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU" on this movie.
Bob on the Mario Movie. He probably has this opinion for the Minions company version too.
Hahaha... oh wait, he's serious about being skeptical.
Bob, being a pissy child with untreated ODD and a random personality disorder doesn't make you skeptical; it makes you mentally ill.
Some more yandere tendencies from Bobert as he tries to attribute an atmosphere post the event.
Here's Bob full on admitting he shat up the school newspaper with his review of the movie because he was that desperate to lie to himself about the quality. It's actually amazing he wasn't beaten with rulers since I almost certainly bet that the Mario Movie wasn't the topic he was supposed to write about.
Aaaand I think this is a pretty meme to end on.
Seriously, fucking look at this. Every mental malformation you see in Bob now was there since he was a small child. Look at this. Look at it and laugh.
