Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The way Chris constantly powerlevels reminds me of Cuck Wendig and his bizzare need to tell us that he shat himself when he was running with his heckin pupperino.

I wouldn't be surprised if the CIA did play a part in establishing wokery but, for me, wokery will always be an easy way to divert any movement that actually wants social justice, to the point where the phrase ”social justice” has become a woke concept.

Case in point - Occupy Wall Street. OWS could genuinely have brought down the banks, but the second the progressive stack was introduced it fell to bits. Now tell me that the fact that those banks are promoting the progressive stack isn't a coincidence.

What I find hilarious is that he insists that AOC is a neoliberal purely because he wants to fuck her. I'd honestly love to see her face if Moviebob, by some small miracle, got to meet her.

The only reason that ”shift” between ”knowledge-workers” and traditional industry took place is because we sold out our industry to China. The world is no less industrial than it was before and will probably become more industrial as African economies expand; the only difference is that you don't see that industry because Blob's beloved globalism sold its workers down the river.

Two things:
1) the idea that the left no longer cares about physical labour is a flaming heap of bullshit. Just the other day AOC was arguing for a massive expansion of Americorps and leftist groups like Sunrise have been arguing for ”good jobs for all” for the past two years. If they don't represent the US left, nor does the fat fuck from Bahstan.
2) what, exactly, is a ”knowledge-worker”? The majority of jobs involve some form of knowledge. For instance, the factory jobs Blobby slags off constantly require a lot of training.

 

[MirrorNoir]

whats the name of the doc?

Forget the name of it, but it was one made for the last DeLonge Blink album, which happened after Travis Barker nearly died and his near death brought the three together again. The documentary was pure PR from the band, since the initial split by Tom from the band and the reasons given (Tom grew up, Mark refused) had fractured the bands' fanbase. It was supposed to reassure fans that everyone was back to being friends and all was forgiven, plus give Barker something to shill showing his recovery and all that.

Supposedly while making the album however, Barker and Hoppus made a lot of noise demanding that DeLonge kill A+A, to the point of demanding that he sign legally binding contracts barring him from doing any further A+A work or any other non-Blink projects PERIOD and that anything he did music-wise was property of Blink 182/he would be fired from the band and never allowed back if he didn't agree to this nightmarish terms. At which point Tom quit and walked away from his scummy bandmates once and for all and Mark/Travis spiked the release of the documentary when they realized the entire thing was caught on film and would DESTROY the two of them if it ever saw the light of day.

Since Tom made it public what they pulled and how they covered their tracks, along with it becoming on the record that Tom walked away from Blink over the lengths that Mark refused to grow up/still only wanting to pretend he's 19 with his music and all, Mark has been doing his best to run damage control complete with being forced to write A+A-like songs purely to spite Tom and fans who took Tom's side of the break up for saying he is a lazy hack and manchild who only wants to play the old stuff and record stuff that is a rip-off of said old juvenile stuff. Though some have speculated the suddenly grown up tone may have been entirely the work of Alkaline Trio member Matt Skika, who let himself be bought by Hoppus and Barker as a stunt casting replacement for Tom and secured some level of creative control over what kind of music the bad makes, for his own credibility sake.

 

[UserAccess]

This bitch reported me for calling him a nutsack on Twitter. What a wiener.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The way Chris constantly powerlevels reminds me of Cuck Wendig and his bizzare need to tell us that he shat himself when he was running with his heckin pupperino.

I wouldn't be surprised if the CIA did play a part in establishing wokery but, for me, wokery will always be an easy way to divert any movement that actually wants social justice, to the point where the phrase ”social justice” has become a woke concept.

Case in point - Occupy Wall Street. OWS could genuinely have brought down the banks, but the second the progressive stack was introduced it fell to bits. Now tell me that the fact that those banks are promoting the progressive stack isn't a coincidence.

What I find hilarious is that he insists that AOC is a neoliberal purely because he wants to fuck her. I'd honestly love to see her face if Moviebob, by some small miracle, got to meet her.

The only reason that ”shift” between ”knowledge-workers” and traditional industry took place is because we sold out our industry to China. The world is no less industrial than it was before and will probably become more industrial as African economies expand; the only difference is that you don't see that industry because Blob's beloved globalism sold its workers down the river.

Two things:
1) the idea that the left no longer cares about physical labour is a flaming heap of bullshit. Just the other day AOC was arguing for a massive expansion of Americorps and leftist groups like Sunrise have been arguing for ”good jobs for all” for the past two years. If they don't represent the US left, nor does the fat fuck from Bahstan.
2) what, exactly, is a ”knowledge-worker”? The majority of jobs involve some form of knowledge. For instance, the factory jobs Blobby slags off constantly require a lot of training.

bob in his galaxy brained take thinks that "Knowledge workers" work with their minds, not their hands. They don't build things, they think things, for the are the Thinkers(tm). They make up the things that the robots of the Soopeeryah Fyootcha (for all the wasteland obsolete Mayonnaise Ghouls have been Twilight Zoned away because they are Obsolete, so they are un-needed since we gots robots lul) get to build. Sort of like how Moviebob Fanboy (and fellow Masshole) Andrew Dobson expected to get hired right out of MCAD into Disney, but not start at the bottom, no. He wanted to be the "idea guy" that made the pitches for whatever animated movies get made, right out of the starting gate.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Also, Blink 182 probably is a bad example due to the fact that the band self-destructed in part because Tom DeLonge (the super silly one) actually fucking grew up and shamed Mark Hoppus (the serious one who everyone expected to become the male Chrissie Hynde) so badly over Mark wanting to play the silly poop/streaking joke songs so badly that Mark spiked a documentary about their failed reunion and ended up churning out his own mid-life crisis album complaining about how he was having to grow the fuck up purely to spite Tom on the basis that Blink would forever outsell Tom's new band (Angels + Airwaves).

Fair, I just picked a random pop-punk band known for being mildly controversial with their song content.

Maybe a better example would be someone like Marilyn Manson, although somehow at time of writing 'Irresponsible Hate Anthem' is still up on Spotify, unmolested.

So the white man gets to say 'nigger' but the black man can't say 'homo'; sounds like a cause SJWs like Bob need to get behind at once. #BringBackWhereTheHoodAt

 

[Positron]

I'd like to know when did science learn that men and women are interchangable.

Science does not "lie" because only an agent with intention can lie. Science is merely a coherent collection of worldviews that are more or less compatible with reality (By the same token, neither Religion nor Politics can lie, because they too are presentations of worldviews that is more or less compatible with reality). Scientists, however, make mistakes all the time. And of late people are becoming increasingly aware that some scientists deliberately lie.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"I can't wait to make my nephew gay for Star Wars just like me!"

Spoiler: Tweeted pic

I do not think, nor do I know how one thinks, this is pretty. It looks like cheap plastic colored in with crayon. Though I guess what else would I expect from THE Consummate Comsoomer? I think maybe his hope was to get people riled up about the continual raping of a dead horse but there's two problems there:

1. Bob's not important enough to be noticed by anyone, save us, to work up any kind of hate mob.

2. I don't care about the fagging up of Star Wars. The horse is dead and I've moved on. Keep raping it's corpse, you weirdo horse fuckers.

Spoiler: tangent

Do you guys think that this might be an actual angle, him bringing up stuff just to get some sort of interaction that he can advertise as abuse to profit off of? I wouldn't put it past him but I don't know if he has the ability to preplan anything. It makes me wonder though. Like if Luke, bootleggirl to those unaware, not just brings up Last of Us 2 all the time because of his weird fetish but because it's, or it was I should say, a hot button topic and he's just desperate for some sort of...well anything I guess. I don't know. It all just came to me as I was writing this up.

He's not getting much interaction on his big hilarious joke. You can tell it's supposed to be hilarious because of the laugh so hard I'm crying emoji.

The story of Bob's checkmark is interesting. Iirc he claims that he got his from working at The Escapist due to all the threats of violence to him and his family. How does the checkmark protect you and your "loved" ones from violence? Much like a Bethesda game, it just works.

And the only other retweet?

This might be a little too autistic for most people but has anyone looked at the quote tweets to see if any of the true and honest members of the #Bobmob, shout out to the Impossible Fapper who showed up earlier, go to tweets like these and defend their lady's honor or do they only stick to Bob's tweets where he can easily see it and occasionally give them a reach around retweet? I'm sure it happens. They are a bunch of weirdos. I just don't remember ever seeing it.

I wouldn't be surprised if the CIA did play a part in establishing wokery but, for me, wokery will always be an easy way to divert any movement that actually wants social justice, to the point where the phrase ”social justice” has become a woke concept.

Case in point - Occupy Wall Street. OWS could genuinely have brought down the banks, but the second the progressive stack was introduced it fell to bits. Now tell me that the fact that those banks are promoting the progressive stack isn't a coincidence.

Sounds like someone wants to get barbelled.

 

[Positron]

Case in point - Occupy Wall Street. OWS could genuinely have brought down the banks, but the second the progressive stack was introduced it fell to bits. Now tell me that the fact that those banks are promoting the progressive stack isn't a coincidence.

Maybe, but a more parsimonious explanation is that the Occupiers are college-educated dumb, drunk on leftism, hence inclusive to a fault.

 

[TowinKarz]

Science does not "lie" because only an agent with intention can lie. Science is merely a coherent collection of worldviews that are more or less compatible with reality (By the same token, neither Religion nor Politics can lie, because they too are presentations of worldviews that is more or less compatible with reality). Scientists, however, make mistakes all the time. And of late people are becoming increasingly aware that some scientists deliberately lie.

Science is a religion to them, the "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" people, they use it to justify their worldviews the same as a corrupt preacher, if caught, uses the Bible to justify his stealing from his congregation..... an appeal to a higher authority that regular folk don't have the time to research on their own and the wrong-doer is just hoping his wrong wasn't so bad that people will invest the time to read the books and run the numbers and find out that, no, in fact, no honest reading of religious text says you have a right to fleece your flock, and no physics textbook actually says "this only works if you're white" and will just "trust the science/Word of God" that it does and go home.

It's a calculated gamble that you can bore/frustrate the prosecutor enough that he'd rather drop the case than have to disprove another 10 counter-arguments and 5 years of baseless appeals, and it works since, after all, it's only theft... not murder.....

Maybe, but a more parsimonious explanation is that the Occupiers are college-educated dumb, drunk on leftism, hence inclusive to a fault.

Lil' column "A", lil' column 'B" - OWS' proponents fell to infighting because they're immature and uneducated despite all that money spent on college because they took "Feminism in underwater basket weaving" classes and not even the most basic PoliSci (or if they did, it was woke-infested and taught you that breaking windows, not ballot boxes, get people out of power)

,So when their organized protest turned into weirdoes camping in parks and shouting about how the dollar is racist, the banks wiped the sweat from their brows, waited for the police to get tired of it and sweep them away, and then started "anti-racist measures in finance" that are nothing but appointing a racism coordinator and called it a day, sure that nobody would ever attack them for racism again.... (another irony, they're slowly but surely pissing off their regular consumers by taking it too far and going balls-deep with the wokeness and will eventually have to drop it, but, by then, nobody will remember OWS. )

 

[The Valeyard]

"I can't wait to make my nephew gay for Star Wars just like me!"
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Spoiler: Tweeted pic

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I do not think, nor do I know how one thinks, this is pretty. It looks like cheap plastic colored in with crayon. Though I guess what else would I expect from THE Consummate Comsoomer? I think maybe his hope was to get people riled up about the continual raping of a dead horse but there's two problems there:

1. Bob's not important enough to be noticed by anyone, save us, to work up any kind of hate mob.

2. I don't care about the fagging up of Star Wars. The horse is dead and I've moved on. Keep raping it's corpse, you weirdo horse fuckers.

This is just empty corporate virtue signalling, remember that the "first same-sex kiss" in The Rise of Skywalker happened quickly in the background and was cut from the Chinese release.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Robert Lumière tells you artsy-fartsy cinephiles to "suck it up":

How come most of the MCU gets mostly nominated for visual effects Oscars then Bob? Because that’s all it’s consistent in them.

I’m not going to blame the MCU but there’s a reason why streaming is beating theaters in terms of quality and variety of content, since Disney and everyone is trying to make their own MCU.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What I find odd is that these people want to deify a thing while admitting that thing has flaws. As Christians, we know that God is perfect and ”the same yesterday, today and forever”. The I Fucking Love Science crowd don't have the security of knowing that because science is the product of humans who are, by our very nature, flawed - which makes it odder when they attribute divine characteristics like omnibenevolence to it.

Let's not pretend that Disney cares about gays and that they wouldn't be doing a film with the subtitle ”Shaykah Leia the good Muslimah stones the kafir Yoda for his use of djinns which are a crime against Allah (SWT)” if it would make them more money. Heck, I don't need to speculate about what Disney would be doing if they were mainly a Middle Eastern company; just look at how black characters all disappear in Chinese markets.

Sounds like someone wants to get barbelled.

I believe the appropriate terminology is ”commit suicide by taking two bullets to the back of the head”.

 

[Flexo]

Never saw the Honeymooners movie remake so I don't know if it was any good.

You're lucky.

And that guy doing the video knows the source too.

 

[glib]

....is a rip-off of said old juvenile stuff.

TLDR: Blink was popular because it was edgy skate punk. now both blink and tom suck because tom's voice is gone, he was addicted to painkillers, and wanted to rip off space age love song, and later stage Robert Smith. Meanwhile Mark didnt want to kill the golden goose but couldnt find the right replacement, so they play shows like Journey.

TLDRer: Blink was the audio version of south park and toms desire to be taken seriously and find aliens was more important than writing songs about fucking dogs in the ass for 12 year olds.

you dont have to autistically ramble about it in this thread. its not really relevant.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I do not know how you're still sane. This is The King in Yellow Act II kind of textual brain-blight.

Basically, Bob legitimately has a mental breakdown when the ending played. Entirely because that hope he almost certainly gave himself, the delusion of just needing to find the right pipe to warp into the Mushroom Kingdom, and that the character he pinned himself to first among all other obssessions, was removed from him.

And now I am reminded of a (now unlisted because the artist keeps doing that to his old comics) Perry Bible Fellowship comic.

 

[glib]

I just want to point out that there are 640 "em dashes" in Brick by Brick.
I don't understand why you'd ever need to use that many.

 

[Mola Ram]

I just want to point out that there are 640 "em dashes" in Brick by Brick.
I don't understand why you'd ever need to use that many.

The same reason he uses hyphens and quotation marks so inappropriately: he's an idiot who doesn't think he needs to learn basic rules of grammar or editing.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

The same reason he uses hyphens and quotation marks so inappropriately: he's an idiot who doesn't think he needs to learn basic rules of grammar or editing.

Don't forget he regularly uses the wrong your/you're and there/their/they're on twitter.

Professional writer everybody.

 

[TowinKarz]

The same reason he uses hyphens and quotation marks so inappropriately: he's an idiot who doesn't think he needs to learn basic rules of grammar or editing.

You wonder if the proofreader/editor got tired correcting it and gave up trying to find them all, or if Bob never hired one in the first place? (why spend money on perfection?) Or did, but wrote off (ha! c what I did thar?) the advice as Mayoghoul tampering?

I knew a person who worked as a proofreader at a small pay-and-we'll-make-it publishing house that occasionally got "Vanity" projects from people who clearly weren't experts in either the subject or grammar and were only coming to them because all the "big" publishers had turned them down.

And when they would submit the corrected first-draft manuscript back to the authors, they'd get the SAME thing back, with angry notes about how the author didn't appreciate the "changes to my vision" and would fight them all the way about the slightest change, even if it was punctuation, not sentence structure, let alone questioning the facts.

 

[Adamska]

I do not know how you're still sane. This is The King in Yellow Act II kind of textual brain-blight.

Any sanity I had has been dead for decades. Also note I wasn't stupid enough to seriously read through his attempt to summarize the history of Mario in part 1, mainly because his failed attempt to be wikipedia is boring and no one wants to read that.

I'll be kind and state the only funny thing in the sections before his manifesto is he spends a page and a half arguing with himself on why did he even make it. Besides proving his "Bookishness" by confusing Harry Potter with Twilight again, it's not that noteworthy beyond mentioning that if you have to rationalize in your own book its purpose then it's shit. I mean, I guess I can say that Bob thinks his book is unique. I mean it is, but only for his insane manifesto; the actual concept is just a written Let's Play of a game.

I mean, if you guys really want to, I can actually go through his History of Mario. I found it dull as dogshit, but I think I could find a fleck of gold or two there.

Anyways, since Bob's being a whiny mentally ill cunt who again proves he has others fight his own battles for him, here's more of his retarded manifesto.

After ripping off one of my favorite school assigned book for his segment title, Bob throws some more nuggets that I feel get missed sometimes.

But for me and millions of other still-playing Generation NES gamers, the biggest thing happening was the Nintendo 64.

It's actually telling by the way how rarely he ever brings up the Game Boy, and again he believes that adults still playing Nintendo are just as mentally ill and obsessive as he is.

The path into this next generation of consoles had been an awkward one for the House Miyamoto Built and a trying time for their stalwart fans.

Fuck you Gunpei Yokoi and Yoshio Sakamoto. You heard Bob.

Sega’s Genesis had collapsed under the weight of poorly-realized peripherals, and their two subsequent consoles (Sega CD and Saturn) en route to 1999’s Dreamcast suffered from poor sales in North America.

Bob is such a gaming "nerd" that he forgot the Sega CD was a Genesis peripheral, not its own console. And Genesis still did amazing for Sega and its lifespan, but Bob is a retard who pins his success on the success of his creepy obsessions.

The Playstation was moving units but hadn’t quite landed a “killer app” of its own.

This of course is utter horseshit given that a lot of 3rd party developers left Nintendo during this gen, and this is the console that had both Resident Evil, Final Fantasy VII, and even platformers like Crash. But again, Bob doesn't pay attention to anything and downplays things that are not his obsession.

So it was announced with some fanfare that their next console would leap ahead into the 64-bit realm, and would use that new power to take video-games all the way into the third dimension... and, as ever, Mario would lead the way.

This is a statement I'm surprised didn't make the cut. This is Bob trying to really rationalize why Bing Bing Wahoo is cutting edge.

Reminder Bubsy 3D came out first btw, thus proving Bob's tardery wrong.

So anyway, Bob also remembers games had 3d and googles names to prove he totally knows this, leading to the Most Insulting Thing Ever (tm).

PC fare like Wolfenstein and Dune sent players wandering down flatly-decorated hallways made from perspective-warped 2D surfaces

Yes. Bob fucking mispelled Doom in his book, and either thought it was the series name due to being that out of touch, or was too stupid to catch this.

You can start screaming now.

But the early images of “Super Mario 64” (in those days, gamer-culture really was so insular that no one thought anything of naming a game after its bit-count) that were slowly creeping out from the pages of Nintendo Power and the primordial form of the Internet promised something more: α ϝυʅʅყ-ɾҽαʅιȥҽԃ Mυʂԋɾσσɱ Kιɳɠԃσɱ, ҽxρʅσɾαႦʅҽ Ⴆყ α Mαɾισ ɯԋσ ҽxιʂƚҽԃ αʂ α “ʂσʅιԃ” ԃιɠιƚαʅ Ⴆҽιɳɠ? Tɾυʅყ, ƚԋιʂ ɯαʂ ԋσρҽ ϝσɾ ƚԋҽ ϝυƚυɾҽ ρҽɾʂσɳιϝιҽԃ!

So here's another hint that Bob was and is a retard who dreamed of joining the Mushroom Kingdom until he was 15, because here's probably the birth of his desperate desire to join a Matrioshka Brain and Bing Bing Wahoo for eternity.

Hope for the fucking future people.

Open exploration of a full virtual world, the dream of gaming from the beginning, would finally be realized... by a Mario game. As it should be. The future of video-games would remain in what I still, after all that time, felt were its rightful hands.

Here's more yandere Bob. Seriously, I don't even have to say more than that.

“Super Mario 64” was, of course, a thing of beauty. No challenger to SMB3 in my heart, of course, but a worthy successor - if Mario side-scrolling had peaked, for me, with The Tanooki Suit, then SM64 would be fine as the first lunge into a new era.

Again, since Bob didn't get Bing Bing Wahoo 64 first and it didn't make him popular again, then Bing Bing Wahoo 3: the Search for More Money is still his favorite.

Also I guess we know what Bob's fursona is now.

It was the first time in forever that a game was so aesthetically comfortable I was desperate to not finish it: just making Mario run and jump around the elaborately-constructed game world, exploring every cave and scaling every tower just to see what might be found... In my youth, I wanted nothing more than to spend hours simply inhabiting Mario’s world, and now I could.

What can I say that Bob himself didn't?

Oh I know: fucking go to therapy you anti-therapist!

And if such a massive undertaking as this (the game world was unprecedentedly huge, for the time) was merely the first step, one could only imagine what might come next. Let the others have their (undoubtedly!) short-term fads of raiding tombs and crashing bandicoots - Mario was back; and this was, we were sure, the future...

Bob, proving me right and desperate for people to ignore he still wants this, dreams of a future where he's put into a dream pod and can Bing Bing Wahoo for eternity in the Mushroom Kingdom.

No one, least of all Nintendo diehards awestruck by the experience of brawling with Bowser in 3D, could’ve guessed it at the time, but “Super Mario 64” would be the last, brief moment for at least a decade that a Mario game was the most important thing happening in video games.

Because of course the only reason Mario is good is because it's the most popular.

Riddle me this viewers, is Bob Quinton 1.0? Or is Quinton Bob 2.0?

Anyways, I think I'll do more later, since I need a slight break from this, especially since while we're getting to Bob's imagined low point, he'll get smugger later and that makes me shiver.