Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ita Mori]

Lol, Bob listens to Iron Maiden and RATM? I thought metal music reminds him of dubebros.

Wow, his taste in music is just as vanilla as his taste in film.
I think Bob rees at the dudebros because he always wanted to be one, but being in shape and having average success with girls is too much hassle.

Figures that he listens to Rage Against The Machine, the most Antifa of bands (or one of them anyway).

RATM are more champagne socialists than they are Antifa.
RATM, millionaires who sold out to the system they decried, charge more than a week's worth of money for a ticket, and who wouldn't be seen dead at a charity with no paparazzi, are also big on proclaiming they're one of the working class and their struggles.

A proper Antifa dickrider would be Al Jourgensen of Ministry, who went from making unnoticed synthwave, to experimental dance, to pioneering industrial, to ree'ing at Bush for 8 years and dating his material badly, to going full retard and making Antifa songs and advocating for the end of the nation that allowed him to be as degenerate and blasphemous as he wished while getting rich off it. Any nation he champions (like Palestine) would have him executed on sight.

I doubt he even knows any Maiden songs and only likes them because they had Godzilla stock footage in their "Number of the Beast" video. I bet he doesn't even know that Bruce Dickinson was their second singer to record LPs with them. Google isn't a substitute for actually fan knowledge.

I bet he can't name 3 songs from Dickinson's solo effort.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'm shocked Bob has not committed Twitter suicide by tweeting some dumbass point about Israel right now. I hope his tranny friends demand something.

Isn't Bob one of those paradoxical dipshits who simultaneously hate America but act like it's the only country in the world? I'd be surprised if he even knows what Israel is.

Another take so hot that only asspatters need reply. Bobby thinks being a true American means you don't have to look after your body fitness, that anyone who says otherwise is promoting eugenics.
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I will try to contain my surprise that, on top of being wrong about everything else, Bob is also one of those retards who act as if the only two states of being are morbidly obese diabetic or golden age Arnold.

Chris' continuous begging made me finally look at his twitter, and the man is just pathetic. All this screaming and typing just for next to no interaction as he acts like a teenage girl.

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I've lost respect for Less Than Jake. I wonder how much he paid the guy to sing the song and if he tried to write that off as an expense. The growing panic and borderline suicide baiting in the first tweet makes me think he's gonna get fired soon, maybe his bitching on twitter has finally caught up with him.

That first tweet is pathetic on a level I haven't seen since the Myspace days when girls would make 'nobody cares about me' emo posts for attention.

The fact this is coming from a man in his 40s or thereabouts is just embarrassing; how do you post this as a grown man and not feel an ounce of shame.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Lol, Bob listens to Iron Maiden and RATM? I thought metal music reminds him of dubebros.

It's really simple:
If Bob likes it or thinks it's cool, it's superior future approved high art.
If Bob doesn't like it, it's obsolete dudebro garbage.

 

[Tronathon242]

It's really simple:
If Bob likes it or thinks it's cool, it's superior future approved high art.
If Bob doesn't like it, it's obsolete dudebro garbage.

Now that I think about, he might have seen the Somewhere in Time album art and been dazzled by it. But yeah, that is Bob's MO on culture. If he weren't attatched to that basement of his, he might have pulled a Chris-Chan like stunt at a video game store himself.

Isn't Bob one of those paradoxical dipshits who simultaneously hate America but act like it's the only country in the world? I'd be surprised if he even knows what Israel is.

The fact this is coming from a man in his 40s or thereabouts is just embarrassing; how do you post this as a grown man and not feel an ounce of shame.

The anti-Americans in America are often the most Amero-centric. Funny how that works. As for Chris, I think the craft beer consoomption takes care of any shame he may have.

 

[Positron]

Uh, no, you fat fuck. Just because we live in a society (honk honk) that has some of the most advanced medical care in history, that doesn't mean that basic facts about biology can be completely ignored because "durr science make better!" O

Bobby represents liberal egalitarianism at its dumbest. Because every human being is equal in every way (Biology don't real), everyone should have equal health outcomes despite their difference, opps I mean diversity, in .... well, the exact attributes that affect health outcomes!

Robert, guru of healthy living:


Here is a graph of American sex-pooled life expectancy by birth year, between 1960-2018.

You can see it is a very steady increase, there is no jump between the 70s and 80s. In other words, Bobby is talking out of the largest part of his body.

About the new US Army recruitment cartoons. I don't understand a word he said.

I agree "Knight" is more effective on me (despite being much lazier in concept and execeution, and that fake shakuhachi whoosh near the beginning), but I'm an old fuck.

Naturally someone asked him to clarify, which he did in the only way he can -- to fuck things up even more:


Re: the rainbow washing in military recruitment ads, Bobby tries to sort them into all-good and all-bad, otherwise it'd be too hard for him to digest:


Sensing Bobby's ambiguity towards the US Army, someone asked him to elaborate. He failed to satisfy, because he was just repeating his cherished "tactics, targets" spiel with more words.

"But which things are bad?" Wrong question Grasshopper.

Speaking of reheated homilies:



I don't think most thoughts are beliefs, although most beliefs are thoughts.

Care to take another stab at Epistemology, about the nature of Truth? (Matthew Sheffield's fedora soapbox)


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Bobby on Zionism. He thinks it is now used as a neo-Nazi dogwhistle, and that true-and-honest "Zionism" is just a "neutral description of an ideological position about the State of Israel"


Bobby feels so alienated from his labor:


At long last Bobby reconciles with his Congresswaifu:

(Recipe. WTF is AOC talking about NIDO and Nesquick?)


How is this a trolley problem?


Which one is the "he" Bobby refers to, and who is Snake Eyes?



Chink and Thai creature features. They love crocodiles for some reason; perhaps they remind them of Hermès bags.

To answer Bobby's first question: No. But this is a harmless pun and it doesn't matter if the audience doesn't get it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

good lord I pity the fool that actually gives Chris money just so they can see him dancing like a fool. Dance, monkey, dance!

A fool and their money are soon parted.

2) A nation of fat fucks isn't going to last. No one ever said that everyone had to be in peak condition like Stallone in Rocky III. However, it's not being a eugenicist (stop lying that you were joking) to suggest that America's obesity problem has had catastrophic effects on the health of the nation and that something should be done about it.

It's shit like this that convinces me Bob knows how pathetic he truly is. I'd even venture to say this knowledge of himself is a driving force behind his impotent rage.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

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Which one is the "he" Bobby refers to, and who is Snake Eyes?

Snake Eyes is the mute assassin from 1980s G.I. Joe. The "he" would be Henry Golding a Malaysian actor who first came to prominence in the US by being cast in "Crazy Rich Asians." Golding has been cast as Snake Eyes in the G. I. Joe spin-off film of the same title.

 

[Positron]

Snake Eyes is the mute assassin from 1980s G.I. Joe. The "he" would be Henry Golding a Malaysian actor who first came to prominence in the US by being cast in "Crazy Rich Asians." Golding has been cast as Snake Eyes in the G. I. Joe spin-off film of the same title.

So Bobby is only "fully on broad" with the casting of an half-Azn if he demonstrates the right politics? Talk about purity tests!

 

[Mola Ram]

What takes priority there is his retarded desperation to not be called a Millenial, since for some reason he really hates the fact he technically is one.

I thought Bob was Gen Y? Either way, he's desperate to be Gen X (and definitely is not) now that everyone's saying we're better than Boomers or Millennials.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

I thought Bob was Gen Y? Either way, he's desperate to be Gen X (and definitely is not) now that everyone's saying we're better than Boomers or Millennials.

For the most part, Gen Y and Millennial are interchangeable terms.

 

[Mola Ram]

I bet he can't name 3 songs from Dickinson's solo effort.

I'd bet he's not even aware of Dickinson's solo albums. Which is a shame, because what better describes Bob than "Accident of Birth"?

 

[mandatorylurk]

Has someone made a virgin Moviebob vs. Chad Rich Evans meme yet?

Bob:
-is a literal virgin
-lives in a basement alone
-can't take criticism
-thinks he's the most important person
-has debt
-meme'd out of disgust
-painted a wall green

Rich
-is married
-probably owns a nice house and surrounded by friends
-takes insults and brushes it off with a cherub laugh
-accepts what he is
-makes at least 8k a month
-meme'd out of love
-builds RLM sets and Wheel of the Worst/Plinketto

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Robert, guru of healthy living:

What a poser.

Coke was at it's absolute zenith in New England in the mid-80s, and it was still fairly rare. After 1990 or so, it was basically invisible and only in use by white niggers who were barred from the pharmacies and couldn't steal cough syrup anymore. This changed after the millennium, but Bob wasn't even in grade school during the cocaine's glory days.

And I have no idea what the connection is between yay and an almost-30 dude being slightly overweight and balding.

 

[Positron]

Just say Emily Blunt you big fat sniveling rat!
Horror films scratch some major, perhaps universal, psychological itches -- one that I can name is our curiosity about death and what lies beyond. Can you say the same about capeshit?

 

[Puck]

What would it take for Bob to be cancelled?

He'd have to have a career or something that could get cancelled in the first place

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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Which way, Bahstan man?

Well Gal plays a major role in DC capeshit, which is inferiah to MCU capeshit.
But on the other hand, Jihadi Barbie opposes the mainstream corporate wing of the DNC who will usher in the superiah future.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

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Just say Emily Blunt you big fat sniveling rat!
Horror films scratch some major, perhaps universal, psychological itches -- one that I can name is our curiosity about death and what lies beyond. Can you say the same about capeshit?

JK rowling is branded a neo nazi, white supremist, terf and they still won't stop the "they who shall not be named" bullshit.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Why is Bob acting like some people just don't look older? People age differently. It happens.

Coincidentally, here is a picture of Bob 10 years ago.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Any nation he champions (like Palestine) would have him executed on sight.

What gets me MATI is that people in the West use Palestine as a way to look woke instead of actually caring about the Arab-Israeli conflict.

If you've seen my posts you'll know that I'm very much an anti-Zionist and support one, united Palestinian state ”from the river to the sea”. I have absolutely no love for wokists who support Palestine if it's in the news because that's the woke thing to do.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

This is just my experience talking but before the wu flu me and my family went and stayed in bumfuck Languedoc for two weeks. One day we drove over to Andorra, where you can advertise cigarettes and where they're cheaper than France (which is sort of why we drove over - Andorra has no sales taxes on alcohol and both me and my dad wanted to bring some cheap spirits back to the UK). I didn't notice people looking any older or worse in Andorra than in France.

Bobby tries to sort them into all-good and all-bad, otherwise it'd be too hard for him to digest

This is what we call Manichaeism.

I'm surprised to learn that a ”2021 Progressive-Democrat vision of America” is based around female drone pilots being good.

Speaking of reheated homilies:

Except ”society evolving” didn't make jobs vanish. They were either taken by immigrants who were willing to work for lower wages than American workers (which is why big corporations support mass immigration - José will gladly plunge toilets for five gringo pesos an hour, but Bill will tell you to fuck off) or were moved abroad because globalisation made it cheaper to operate factories abroad. None of those jobs were taken by machines, which is what I think Bob's implying, but they were just taken out of Americans' hands.

He thinks it is now used as a neo-Nazi dogwhistle, and that true-and-honest "Zionism" is just a "neutral description of an ideological position about the State of Israel"

> neo-Nazis use [Zionist] as a synonym for ”the Jews”.

If you will excuse me I am going to post some pictures of these scary neo-Nazis.

They seem more Hava Nagila than Horst-Wessel Lied to me.

At long last Bobby reconciles with his Congresswaifu:

I think it's worth me taking this opportunity to make a PSA:

Have you been stalked by Robert Chipman?
Are you a vaguely attractive and/or famous woman on Twitter?
Do you just want to get his attention?
Simply mention food, specifically whatever sugar-filled pocho version of tres leches that is, and he will come running like you found the cure to immortality and want to share it by sleeping with him. Don't delay; he could be scrolling through your feed as we speak!

WTF is AOC talking about NIDO and Nesquick?

Tres leches is a sponge cake that's been soaked in a mixture of regular milk, condensed milk and heavy cream (recipe for anyone who wants Latino diabetes on a plate).

Sandy Cortez is taking part in the traditional Latino ritual of bitching about how Anglos alter Latino food to fit their tastes, in this case by adding chocolate milk and protein to the mixture. As someone who knows a Colombian guy I can attest that Latinos really do not like Anglicised food, and the same's probably true of someone who grew up eating actual Puerto Rican food and then reads something like this.

 

[The Valeyard]

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Just say Emily Blunt you big fat sniveling rat!
Horror films scratch some major, perhaps universal, psychological itches -- one that I can name is our curiosity about death and what lies beyond. Can you say the same about capeshit?

To put into perspective just how much capeshit there has been, the MCU alone has released 23 films in 11 years (with another 4 coming this year) while a long running franchise like James Bond has had 24 films in 60 years (with No Time to Die being the 25th).