Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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A lot of directors are assholes, especially the most auteur, they see any outside ideas to their own as plots to strip their art from them.
It is weird he chooses Kurosawa, when if anything, Bob's more of a Lars Von Trier.
It actually reminded me to an interview in which Von Trier calls David Lynch a sellout for, essentially, being able to socialize with people. Unlike Kurosawa, Kubrick or Von Trier, Lynch is highly improvisational, and usually, when finding something unplanned, instead of retrying the scene dozens of times, if he likes it, he might even incorporate it, and usually takes in ideas from his staff and actors.
How did Von Trier find out about this? He was gonna meet Lynch in a university, then saw some "suits" approaching the room, his reaction against these "Jehovah witnesses looking people" walking to the room was to hide UNDER THE TABLE for the hour the reunion lasted, like some preschool aged kid, then he says he lost his respect to Lynch for pretty much being able to talk to people like a goddamn adult.

Of course, Bob is too lazy to make even a shitty movie, he can't even use his Adobe Premier correctly after over a decade of using it, just saying that if he's gonna call himself like some uncompromising auteur he's definitely more of a Lars Von Trier than an Akira Kurosawa, they even share the same politics, as Von Trier supports dictators because he thinks the unwashed masses cannot be free and have a working society.

My guess is that he doesn't know a damn thing about neither of these people, I doubt he has seen auteur movies, considering that he just references and talks about industry blockbusters, his "rarest" movies being Toho Kaijuu movies, he just saw a quote and used it because it had a famous director on it.
I was about to say I'd do you one better and say he has more in common with Uwe Boll. Than I remember, he actually makes movies. Shitty movies sure, but he makes them nonetheless. And he actually fought his critics too. Literally. The only thing that he and Blobbo have an common is a shitty attitude.

Comparing Tubby to Boll is a bit of a stretch.
 
No idea what started this. I think it's about the skeleton with the fake eye. I'm to tired to look for it but it needs saved
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That is Faith Naff, depressed troon extraordinaire, and he is not mad at Bob and Bob is very happy about that. Monkey's paw indeed.
 
Jeff Bezos? Although Bobby faults him for not replacing his human slaves with robots fast enough.

Chris retweets this wall of text, and the extended Chipman family hold a convo (Sarah is Chris's wife. Angela Marie, given her maiden name Desmond, might be related to Sarah)
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Okay, I've spent the last 5+ days vacillating between furious, sad, depressed, and vengeful regarding the resurgence of Covid, though I guess it hasn't really resurged as much as "never gone away." If you are friends with me, and you haven't been vaccinated, and you have questions or concerns about it, please reach out to me and I will do my best to calm your fears.
I truly believe the only way this is going to end is if enough people are vaccinated that Covid doesn't have enough hosts. Until then, it is going to continue to mutate and change and eventually the current vaccines will not be protective against it.

Common concerns:
-rapidity of vaccine development - There are four big reasons why this was able to come together so quickly. First, scientists have been working on mRNA vaccines for A DECADE and were able to adapt existing technology to use here. Second, billions of dollars was thrown at this at the same time because everyone wanted to solve this problem as fast as possible. Generally, vaccine development is slower due to lack of financing, that was not the case here. Third, similarly to #2, a ton of companies all started working on this at the same time. Labs all over the earth jumped to it, partly due to financing being available and partly due to WANTING TO SOLVE THIS.

-the vaccine will cause me to get Covid/change my DNA/cause Covid mutations - no. This is not how vaccines work. These vaccines do not contain any Covid particles, so there is no way for them to "give" you covid. People feel sick for a day or two after because your immune system is functioning well. They cannot change your DNA - the particles in it do not even go into the nucleus, which is where DNA lives. The mRNA is instructions for how to make a protein that is displayed on the surface of our cells, this protein resembles a protein on the Covid virus and triggers our immune system to make antibodies against things that look like the protein. The reason that the vaccine could become ineffective is that if Covid mutates to the point where it does not display the same protein, our immune system will not recognize it any longer. The immunization cannot cause Covid mutations - covid mutations can only occur when a person is infected with virus and the virus itself mutates during the replication process. This happens ALL THE TIME with viruses and is the reason you get colds multiple times/year and we have to have flu shots annually. Sometimes these mutations are useless - they don't change the virus in any way - and sometimes they make it more infectious, more transmissible, or able to cause other symptoms.

- MAH FREEEEEEDOM - Sorry, the only response I have to this is "stop being a selfish asshole." This has nothing to do with freedom. This has to do with stopping a pandemic that has killed hundreds of thousands of people. Maybe you will be next (and no, I'm not being dramatic)? And even if you don't die of it, you really don't want any of the long-term effects that can occur even with MILD or ASYMPTOMATIC illness.
-Edited to add: I am a family nurse practitioner. Not an epidemiologist, but I do have a background in science and health.

Re: the first point. I expect a family nursing practitioner to know about clinical trials? People are not overly concerned how rapid was the lab phase of vaccine development is; people are concerned that Big Pharma, with governmental blessing, is using the whole population in the world in the largest Phase 3 Trial in history -- and people are being roped into the trial without meaningful consent (and no: "you can choose to get the vaccine or you can choose to lose your job" isn't "consent".)

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Delta originated in India in late 2020, well before the global vaccine craze started -- and even to this day India is woefully short of vaccines. And it turns out that the existing vaccines is extremely ineffective against Delta infections -- I grant that the "wait-and-see" crowd have won this round.

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Angela Marie is Sarah’s sister, Chris’s sister-in-law. She has pics of herself with Confederate flags and NASCAR shit on FB, which caused me to posit ITT a couple years ago that she probably voted for Trump and Chris probably feels very superior to her.

What’s funny is that he keeps trying to argue with her about vaccines and she sticks to the topic she raised in her first comment: that “educational” posts are preaching to the choir and annoy everyone else, utterly failing to persuade. Eventually Chris admits she’s right “but people are frustrated.” He openly admits that he and his ilk favor feelings over reason and logic.

BTW, there’s a great KF thread on dipshit asshole nurse practitioners. This cunt sounds like the ones described in the thread.
 
Bobby retweeted at least 15 tweets from someone called Chad Loder. I can't be bothered to cap them but you may investigate if you want.
Here are two examples:
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If this Loder's information is verifiably false, wouldn't that constitute libel?



"The Great Replacement" is a conspiracy; we just keep our borders open because this will align the ley lines or some shit. Oh! If it so happens that conservatives are "exchanged" for illegals, well, that's sorta nice but this is totally unintended, and don't you call it a "Replacement"!!!!!
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Replacing Moviebob with a potted plant would actually be a good thing; you'd be replacing an idiotic waste of oxygen cells with something that produces oxygen cells and can adapt itself to its conditions.



Going a bit out of sync here...
Cuomo:
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Bobby is making the lives of his anti-fans all too easy; it almost seems he's deliberately insulting us.

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Andrew Cuomo was doing pretty well with bioterrorism and attempted genocide actually.
What I get from these two posts: Moviebob is cool with NY Governor Andrew Cuomo when he jams COVID patients into nursing homes as a middle finger toward Donald Trump, the latter offering full-sized hospital ships on which to quarantine patients. Moviebob suddenly tutns on Cuomo after these sexual assault allegations. Summarized from Bob's POV: "I don't support this guy any more, even if he did kill COVID victims to righteously own Donald Trump".



Backtracking a bit...


Whatever people do, there is always someone who spins it as an act of exploitation. I mean a well-educated person should know something about Marx, but if your mind is nothing but Marx, you have a big problem.
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Thank you Bobby for your touch of surrealism.
Moviebob's brand of surrealism can be summarized in eight words: "I reject reality and substitute my superiaa reality."



as if Moviebob would ever consider letting children in red-voting districts any opportunity for vaccination against... well... any potentially life-threatening disease.



Shut up, Bob.

Again... shut... UP... Bob.

Unless you have a Ph.D. in any field of study that actually benefits humankind...

would...

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UP...

BOB?!




The two Axes of Evil converges again (4 minute video)
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Oh I forgot to mention the third Axis of Evil: Hungary.
Again, Christian-Fascist governance is still preferable to that of a Moviebobocracy.



Speaking of which, Bob may be the biggest, most useless tool residing within Massachusetts state boundaries, if not the immediate tri-state area (on Connecticut and Rhode Island).



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Huh? I thought it is a muslim thing?
DAYUMN!



"Please donate to your local homeless shelter"... or, if Bob were honest, "please donate to my Patreon account so I don't get evicted from this ridiculously overprised, undersized apaatment".



Bobby is tasked with defending Shaun's honor once again:
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The Dude abides; the Blob merely endures.
Moviebob: "Poeple who are cruel and backward-thinking [...] should be of lower societal power, influence, respect, regard, stature, prejudice, etc., than people who are beneficial and forward-thinking..."

Reality: "You are backward-thinking, and you should be of lower societal value than you currently are, Bob!"



Is there any successful entrepreneur Bob DOESN’T hate? Male or female?
Exactly one: Himself.



Many women are reporting menstrual irregularities and other hormonal disturbances after getting the COVID vaccine. Like Bob, the “advocates” who usually shout loudest about “BELIEVE WOMEN!” have remained silent and/or hand-waved the data away as irrelevant. When women’s truth conflicts with the left’s political agenda, women stand no chance. Fuck Bob and everyone who wants forced vaccination.
"Fuck Moviebob" triggers the applause. "Fuck everyone who wants forced vaccination" prompts the stading ovation.
 
No idea what started this. I think it's about the skeleton with the fake eye. I'm to tired to look for it but it needs saved
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That is Faith Naff, depressed troon extraordinaire, and he is not mad at Bob and Bob is very happy about that. Monkey's paw indeed.
A six-feet-tall male? That's really really rare!

Truth and fairness are transphobic and racist:
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If nignog countries don't want to be "discriminated" against, all they have to do is to stop pulling this shit. The IOC guideline of testosterone level is absolutely insane: a genuine woman who has testosterone level more than 10 nmol/l is rarer than chicken teeth (and she probably have a severe health problem, such as an adrenal tumor). If a "woman" exceeds even that level, there is no doubt this is a fake.

Bobby thinks J. D. Vance should have been bullied more as a teenager:
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When Tucker Carlson joins force with Viktor Orbán, this spells the end of America and Liberal Democracy and unleash Armageddon -- and when that happens, Glenn Greenwald will have blood on his hands.
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Madison Cawthorn claims the school board of Buncombe County, North Carolina passed the mask mandate without public consultation, because they knew the public would resist it.
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Where is the "ableist humor"?



South Park has more trans representation than all Disney cartoons combined, yet it is still "Right-wing propaganda". (Archive of The Daily Beast article. According to Schaal herself, the team wanted to do movie parodies, and she was not versed enough in movies so she insisted on pitching her own shit. It's a simple case of mismatch and a woman who hadn't learned to read the room, yet The Daily Beast blows it up as misogyny)
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MCU fanfiction:
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DC Capeshit. TeamImpossible calls Bobby a fool. Trailer.
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Says the man whose little brother runs multiple podcasts talking about old shit.

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If that woman is a Democrat voter, as is likely in SF, would Bobby consider an alternative diagnosis?

Bobby's Angels. Tranny "sex worker erotic Hypnotics artist" rails against the totally nonexistent pizza joint:
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A six-feet-tall male? That's really really rare!

Truth and fairness are transphobic and racist:
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If nignog countries don't want to be "discriminated" against, all they have to do is to stop pulling this shit. The IOC guideline of testosterone level is absolutely insane: a genuine woman who has testosterone level more than 10 nmol/l is rarer than chicken teeth (and she probably have a severe health problem, such as an adrenal tumor). If a "woman" exceeds even that level, there is no doubt this is a fake.

Bobby thinks J. D. Vance should have been bullied more as a teenager:
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When Tucker Carlson joins force with Viktor Orbán, this spells the end of America and Liberal Democracy and unleash Armageddon -- and when that happens, Glenn Greenwald will have blood on his hands.
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Madison Cawthorn claims the school board of Buncombe County, North Carolina passed the mask mandate without public consultation, because they knew the public would resist it.
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Where is the "ableist humor"?



South Park has more trans representation than all Disney cartoons combined, yet it is still "Right-wing propaganda". (Archive of The Daily Beast article. According to Schaal herself, the team wanted to do movie parodies, and she was not versed enough in movies so she insisted on pitching her own shit. It's a simple case of mismatch and a woman who hadn't learned to read the room, yet The Daily Beast blows it up as misogyny)
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MCU fanfiction:
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DC Capeshit. TeamImpossible calls Bobby a fool. Trailer.
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Says the man whose little brother runs multiple podcasts talking about old shit.

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If that woman is a Democrat voter, as is likely in SF, would Bobby consider an alternative diagnosis?

Bobby's Angels. Tranny "sex worker erotic Hypnotics artist" rails against the totally nonexistent pizza joint:
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The more Bob talks, the more I want to choke his ass out.
 
Where is the "ableist humor"?
Cawthorn was paralyzed in a car crash, as Bob knows. Cawthorn is also not to be trusted; not gonna PL but the reports of him being a creep are true. I’d still rather be stuck in an elevator with him than with MovieBob.

Also the AK “good day” reference is from the only Ice Cube song that ever got popular with white trash like Bob. This is him pretending to be down with the “urban youth.”
 
Bobby thinks J. D. Vance should have been bullied more as a teenager:
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If you have "Blatant Twitter TOS Violation" on your Moviebob Bingo cards, mark it down!



When Tucker Carlson joins force with Viktor Orbán, this spells the end of America and Liberal Democracy and unleash Armageddon -- and when that happens, Glenn Greenwald will have blood on his hands.
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If you take Moviebob's political advice over someone who actually knows, you need higher informative standards.



No surprises that Moviebob, a malevolent fuckwad, would take pleasure in seeing a non-Moviebobocratic politician getting COVID.



Madison Cawthorn claims the school board of Buncombe County, North Carolina passed the mask mandate without public consultation, because they knew the public would resist it.
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Where is the "ableist humor"?
There are two major differences between Madison Cawthorn and Moviebob: One of these two people has a functioning brain and a tangible spine; Moviebob lacks both.



South Park has more trans representation than all Disney cartoons combined, yet it is still "Right-wing propaganda". (Archive of The Daily Beast article. According to Schaal herself, the team wanted to do movie parodies, and she was not versed enough in movies so she insisted on pitching her own shit. It's a simple case of mismatch and a woman who hadn't learned to read the room, yet The Daily Beast blows it up as misogyny)
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Not surprisingly, Moviebob is an over-inflated misigynist.



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If that woman is a Democrat voter, as is likely in SF, would Bobby consider an alternative diagnosis?
Depends. Who's the woman with the AK-47 going after?



Cawthorn was paralyzed in a car crash, as Bob knows. Cawthorn is also not to be trusted; not gonna PL but the reports of him being a creep are true. I’d still rather be stuck in an elevator with him than with MovieBob.
No politician is worthy of trust.

And yes, I would much rather be trapped in an elevator with Madison Cawthorn--or even locked in a closet with a dead, decomposing skunk--than be stuck in the same convention hall as Moviebob.
 
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Many women are reporting menstrual irregularities and other hormonal disturbances after getting the COVID vaccine. Like Bob, the “advocates” who usually shout loudest about “BELIEVE WOMEN!” have remained silent and/or hand-waved the data away as irrelevant. When women’s truth conflicts with the left’s political agenda, women stand no chance. Fuck Bob and everyone who wants forced vaccination.
Personally, I'm not taking the vaccine until I know what the side effects are.

There's no way we can possibly know all the side effects of a vaccine that was developed about a year ago, and if there are some negative side effects associated with it I'd like to know what they are before they even consider sticking it in my body.
Troons aren't being "discriminated" against, because they can run in the race for the gender that they were born as. What the rules should do is prevent people competing in races where they would have a biological advantage over their competitors.
Funnily enough, this argument (albeit in a different form) is something I've also heard from the left; young people should be at the forefront of making policy on climate change because they'll be most affected by it.

Whether you agree with either of those arguments, one thing's true - I don't want Movieblob or anyone like him making decisions about my country, and not just because of any argument about the future.
"We're going to have paedophiles in dresses read to your kids in order to promote LGBT ideology. But it's the other side that want to control education for propaganda purposes."

Really makes you think.
 
The more Bob talks, the more I want to choke his ass out.
In any other forum about any other lolcow, that would have earned you a top hat. But Bob is such a hateful specimen that it has been deemed impossible to A-Log him. Those that argue otherwise soon realize the enragening effect of listening to his smug, pretentious word-salad for more than a short period of time. It's not the fact that Bob speaks like a Nazi or uses run-on sentences with twisted structures that require a Sherpa guide to navigate through. It's the damned arrogance that's triggering. The fact that, despite being wrong about practically everything, Bob acts like an aristocrat educated at Oxford who's been awarded the Nobel Prize for Witty, Pop Culture Rejoinders and who was just appointed as President Biden's Mayonnaise Ghoul Eradication Czar and Science Minister. And despite being constantly dunked on by life, he just doesn't....fucking...LEARN. Watching Bob snark his way through another hundred or so Twitter entries on pointless bullshit and expecting him to finally show some humanity and decency is like watching Spoony tweet about his sadbrains while hoping that he finally gets off of his ass and makes new content. Or watching Chris Chan tweet about the Merge and hoping that he doesn't sink to some crazier level of autism-and-loneliness-induced insanity. It just never happens....
 
In any other forum about any other lolcow, that would have earned you a top hat. But Bob is such a hateful specimen that it has been deemed impossible to A-Log him. Those that argue otherwise soon realize the enragening effect of listening to his smug, pretentious word-salad for more than a short period of time. It's not the fact that Bob speaks like a Nazi or uses run-on sentences with twisted structures that require a Sherpa guide to navigate through. It's the damned arrogance that's triggering. The fact that, despite being wrong about practically everything, Bob acts like an aristocrat educated at Oxford who's been awarded the Nobel Prize for Witty, Pop Culture Rejoinders and who was just appointed as President Biden's Mayonnaise Ghoul Eradication Czar and Science Minister. And despite being constantly dunked on by life, he just doesn't....fucking...LEARN. Watching Bob snark his way through another hundred or so Twitter entries on pointless bullshit and expecting him to finally show some humanity and decency is like watching Spoony tweet about his sadbrains while hoping that he finally gets off of his ass and makes new content. Or watching Chris Chan tweet about the Merge and hoping that he doesn't sink to some crazier level of autism-and-loneliness-induced insanity. It just never happens....
You're more succint that I am but this is what I want to post every week or so. It will take a rape allegation (with court dates) to get him of his high horse.
 
I know that Bobby likes to call Tucker Carlson a "failson." If a successful, multimillionaire, happily married father of four is a "failson", what does that make the basement-dwelling virgin with a single digit IQ?
Bob's referring to Tucker Carlson's reportedly alleged failure to join the NSA/CIA/some spy agency in the US. Because despite any other successes, not getting to be a spy erases it all.
 
I know that Bobby likes to call Tucker Carlson a "failson." If a successful, multimillionaire, happily married father of four is a "failson", what does that make the basement-dwelling virgin with a single digit IQ?
What counts as a success to this blowhard?

Oh, right.

Dumping his fat, diabetes riddled body that can't get him laid no matter how desperate he tries and uploading his consciousness into his ideal robot body that totally isn't implausible or unrealistic.

My mistake for even asking. :story:
 
Bob should stop sharing so openly about his fetishes if he’s concerned about coming off as a sexist creep. It’s gross to know he has such a boner for tall women, and I can imagine how it makes women feel. No wonder he’s forever alone; Bob is just so oblivious to his own fucked up traits and behaviors.
 
Bob should stop sharing so openly about his fetishes if he’s concerned about coming off as a sexist creep. It’s gross to know he has such a boner for tall women, and I can imagine how it makes women feel. No wonder he’s forever alone; Bob is just so oblivious to his own fucked up traits and behaviors.
You reminded me of this RT he did yesterday:
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I know Bob is an expert in everything and has a love for girl dick, so has he had any super hot takes on his fellow internet retard Chris Chan? Or has he remained silent because it hits too close to home and at least Chris has lost his v-card?
 
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