Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I feel I should drop this here. A discord server I'm in made a Bob/Chris-Chan fusion in FaceApp. Wonder what the fusion would act like.

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Is there any successful entrepreneur Bob DOESN’T hate? Male or female?
I would say no, Bob is the type of person who hates others for their talents, looks and success. He can’t be happy for others.

Bob tries every mental gymnastic possible to avoid the L,
Speaking of which, why do people like Bob refuse to take the L? I really don’t get it.
 
Is there any successful entrepreneur Bob DOESN’T hate? Male or female?
Umm... Chris, maybe? I mean, starting up your own podcast is entrepreneurship, isn't it?

Oh well, I have it in me that anybody that hates entrepreneurs is no real supporter of progress. And I see that a lot in most leftist kids I see online nowadays. They automatically link this to private ownership, and since they think all things private are evil incarnate...
 
Right, I keep forgetting the sister is a thing. She's pretty well adjusted far as we can tell, and Chris at least outwardly seemed okay until he consciously decided to throw it all away to be like his brother. What made Bob so much worse?
TBF people here made this assumption about Chris.
InB4 she starts her own E-begging arc.

I would say no, Bob is the type of person who hates others for their talents, looks and success. He can’t be happy for others.
I think Bob has pretty much admitted this is less direct terms.
Something about how everyone needs to share his misery or something.
 
Bob seems to simp not simply for women, but women associated with something he wants. He perceives Occasio-Cortez as having her hands on the levers of power, and Fake Tits as a member of the tech industry that drives the Superior Future, and so he simps for them. Hot Dog Girl was known to be willing to sleep with most men, so Bob simped for her in the hopes of getting some of that pussy.

That's my theory, anyway.
Some of that pussy would be a reasonable, even understandable motivation. Even if you're going about it like a little bitch like Bob would, I get it. I don't condone it, but I get it.

I thought that for a while - but I've changed my mind. He thinks these people are his contemporaries. He talks to and about these folks like they get together and crush cans while watching the Packers game every weekend. I think we all remember this defining moment:
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Colleague, how? They worked together? Went to the same school? Oh, that's right. Bob calls her a colleague because they both post shit on Youtube. AOC does too! Another colleague!

Ever meet that guy that carried Bruce Willis' luggage or shook hands with Robin Williams and they think they're on a first name basis with the guy? "Yeah, Robin's a super cool guy." You can tell they're devoid of meaningful accomplishments of their own so they try to raise their standing by latching on to somebody else's.

Bob's that guy, and it's just all kinds of pathetic.
 
Colleague, how? They worked together? Went to the same school? Oh, that's right. Bob calls her a colleague because they both post shit on Youtube. AOC does too! Another colleague!
DUH! They work together in film, gaming, and tech! By Bob’s measure, he also works in politics. He’s delusional.
 
Is there any successful entrepreneur Bob DOESN’T hate? Male or female?
Jeff Bezos? Although Bobby faults him for not replacing his human slaves with robots fast enough.

Chris retweets this wall of text, and the extended Chipman family hold a convo (Sarah is Chris's wife. Angela Marie, given her maiden name Desmond, might be related to Sarah)
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Okay, I've spent the last 5+ days vacillating between furious, sad, depressed, and vengeful regarding the resurgence of Covid, though I guess it hasn't really resurged as much as "never gone away." If you are friends with me, and you haven't been vaccinated, and you have questions or concerns about it, please reach out to me and I will do my best to calm your fears.
I truly believe the only way this is going to end is if enough people are vaccinated that Covid doesn't have enough hosts. Until then, it is going to continue to mutate and change and eventually the current vaccines will not be protective against it.

Common concerns:
-rapidity of vaccine development - There are four big reasons why this was able to come together so quickly. First, scientists have been working on mRNA vaccines for A DECADE and were able to adapt existing technology to use here. Second, billions of dollars was thrown at this at the same time because everyone wanted to solve this problem as fast as possible. Generally, vaccine development is slower due to lack of financing, that was not the case here. Third, similarly to #2, a ton of companies all started working on this at the same time. Labs all over the earth jumped to it, partly due to financing being available and partly due to WANTING TO SOLVE THIS.

-the vaccine will cause me to get Covid/change my DNA/cause Covid mutations - no. This is not how vaccines work. These vaccines do not contain any Covid particles, so there is no way for them to "give" you covid. People feel sick for a day or two after because your immune system is functioning well. They cannot change your DNA - the particles in it do not even go into the nucleus, which is where DNA lives. The mRNA is instructions for how to make a protein that is displayed on the surface of our cells, this protein resembles a protein on the Covid virus and triggers our immune system to make antibodies against things that look like the protein. The reason that the vaccine could become ineffective is that if Covid mutates to the point where it does not display the same protein, our immune system will not recognize it any longer. The immunization cannot cause Covid mutations - covid mutations can only occur when a person is infected with virus and the virus itself mutates during the replication process. This happens ALL THE TIME with viruses and is the reason you get colds multiple times/year and we have to have flu shots annually. Sometimes these mutations are useless - they don't change the virus in any way - and sometimes they make it more infectious, more transmissible, or able to cause other symptoms.

- MAH FREEEEEEDOM - Sorry, the only response I have to this is "stop being a selfish asshole." This has nothing to do with freedom. This has to do with stopping a pandemic that has killed hundreds of thousands of people. Maybe you will be next (and no, I'm not being dramatic)? And even if you don't die of it, you really don't want any of the long-term effects that can occur even with MILD or ASYMPTOMATIC illness.
-Edited to add: I am a family nurse practitioner. Not an epidemiologist, but I do have a background in science and health.

Re: the first point. I expect a family nursing practitioner to know about clinical trials? People are not overly concerned how rapid was the lab phase of vaccine development is; people are concerned that Big Pharma, with governmental blessing, is using the whole population in the world in the largest Phase 3 Trial in history -- and people are being roped into the trial without meaningful consent (and no: "you can choose to get the vaccine or you can choose to lose your job" isn't "consent".)

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Delta originated in India in late 2020, well before the global vaccine craze started -- and even to this day India is woefully short of vaccines. And it turns out that the existing vaccines is extremely ineffective against Delta infections -- I grant that the "wait-and-see" crowd have won this round.

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Jeff Bezos? Although Bobby faults him for not replacing his human slaves with robots fast enough.

Chris retweets this wall of text, and the extended Chipman family hold a convo (Sarah is Chris's wife. Angela Marie, given her maiden name Desmond, might be related to Sarah)
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Okay, I've spent the last 5+ days vacillating between furious, sad, depressed, and vengeful regarding the resurgence of Covid, though I guess it hasn't really resurged as much as "never gone away." If you are friends with me, and you haven't been vaccinated, and you have questions or concerns about it, please reach out to me and I will do my best to calm your fears.
I truly believe the only way this is going to end is if enough people are vaccinated that Covid doesn't have enough hosts. Until then, it is going to continue to mutate and change and eventually the current vaccines will not be protective against it.

Common concerns:
-rapidity of vaccine development - There are four big reasons why this was able to come together so quickly. First, scientists have been working on mRNA vaccines for A DECADE and were able to adapt existing technology to use here. Second, billions of dollars was thrown at this at the same time because everyone wanted to solve this problem as fast as possible. Generally, vaccine development is slower due to lack of financing, that was not the case here. Third, similarly to #2, a ton of companies all started working on this at the same time. Labs all over the earth jumped to it, partly due to financing being available and partly due to WANTING TO SOLVE THIS.

-the vaccine will cause me to get Covid/change my DNA/cause Covid mutations - no. This is not how vaccines work. These vaccines do not contain any Covid particles, so there is no way for them to "give" you covid. People feel sick for a day or two after because your immune system is functioning well. They cannot change your DNA - the particles in it do not even go into the nucleus, which is where DNA lives. The mRNA is instructions for how to make a protein that is displayed on the surface of our cells, this protein resembles a protein on the Covid virus and triggers our immune system to make antibodies against things that look like the protein. The reason that the vaccine could become ineffective is that if Covid mutates to the point where it does not display the same protein, our immune system will not recognize it any longer. The immunization cannot cause Covid mutations - covid mutations can only occur when a person is infected with virus and the virus itself mutates during the replication process. This happens ALL THE TIME with viruses and is the reason you get colds multiple times/year and we have to have flu shots annually. Sometimes these mutations are useless - they don't change the virus in any way - and sometimes they make it more infectious, more transmissible, or able to cause other symptoms.

- MAH FREEEEEEDOM - Sorry, the only response I have to this is "stop being a selfish asshole." This has nothing to do with freedom. This has to do with stopping a pandemic that has killed hundreds of thousands of people. Maybe you will be next (and no, I'm not being dramatic)? And even if you don't die of it, you really don't want any of the long-term effects that can occur even with MILD or ASYMPTOMATIC illness.
-Edited to add: I am a family nurse practitioner. Not an epidemiologist, but I do have a background in science and health.

Re: the first point. I expect a family nursing practitioner to know about clinical trials? People are not overly concerned how rapid was the lab phase of vaccine development is; people are concerned that Big Pharma, with governmental blessing, is using the whole population in the world in the largest Phase 3 Trial in history -- and people are being roped into the trial without meaningful consent (and no: "you can choose to get the vaccine or you can choose to lose your job" isn't "consent".)

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Delta originated in India in late 2020, well before the global vaccine craze started -- and even to this day India is woefully short of vaccines. And it turns out that the existing vaccines is extremely ineffective against Delta infections -- I grant that the "wait-and-see" crowd have won this round.

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Your local nurse practitioner isn't a doctor. Your local doctor is probably a GP, not a virologist. This is anecdotal evidence on par with words of wisdom from your health teacher in high school.

What we do have is data from virologists with a lengthy knowledge of disease. What does the evidence say? It says the Delta variant is twice as infectious, but the mortality rate decreases from 1.9% to 0.3% with lesser symptoms. So... how does natural selection work? What does this mean? What does the fucking science tell you, mouthy Chipman motherfucker?

It means that the deadly strain has been so effectively treated that the surviving strain is a mutation. That's a good sign, dipshit. Grandstand and give out medals all you want for getting jabbed, but don't treat your local NP as some kind of authority because evidently she didn't pass eighth grade biology.
 
Only a 7 out of 10 for Suicide Squad? That's pretty light for how much Bob was hyped for it.

Is it that he doesn't want to be too nice to a DC movie, even if it is James Gunn?

Or are his expectations for James Gunn movies so astronomical high that Gunn can't even meet them anymore?
I think his hatred for DC is warring with love of Gunn. He'd never give Gunn a negative review at this point, especially not after investing so much of his self worth into the man.

Though if Gunn came out and said "I don’t make art, I make dumb popcorn movies" Bob would flip his shit.
 
What would truly kill Bob and force him to find someone else to vicariously live through to stave off killing himself would be if Gunn pulls a Kevin Smith and just starts making utterly shit movies repeatedly; that failure was why Bob had to change psychological pins despite his desperate desire to keep some elements of them like the pretending to be a Gen X'er and stuff.
 
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