Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I always wondered what a man who has never exercised once in his life but tried to drop weight by drinking diet soda 24/7 would look like.

Once again, I remind everyone this dumb nigger said he was benching 300+ lol. No wonder Bob hasn't necked himself, it would be impossible for him due to not having one.
No, he said he could bench 310 pounds because he helped someone throw out a fridge or something. Once again, he did a task that most men could do and assumed that made him better than everyone. Much like every other aspect of his life.
 
No, he said he could bench 310 pounds because he helped someone throw out a fridge or something. Once again, he did a task that most men could do and assumed that made him better than everyone. Much like every other aspect of his life.
Oh, so it's even more pathetic than Chris Chan with the soda boxes. At least Chris did that silly little exercise on his own, but Bob probably just let some other guys handle most of the weight of that fridge and then let his deluded mind take it from there.
 
Bostan badass everyone

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Is it just me or is he getting uglier and uglier? And to think this is the same shithead that makes constant attacks on people's appearance.
Look at those noodle arms. How this idiot thinks he can threaten anyone physically is beyond me.
My attention is more drawn to his misshapen head, with the dead retard mongoloid eyes and disgusting unshaven face. Maybe he thinks he's "intimidating" due to how uncanny valleyish he looks.
I see he has no mask with him.

So much for believing in SCIENCE
I guess that mask rules are only for Republican-voting Mayo Ghouls, who according to Bob barely qualify as human. Unlike Blobby himself who, as you can tell from the photo, is a properly evolved human being and the living embodiment of the Superior Future Ubermensch.
 
No, he said he could bench 310 pounds because he helped someone throw out a fridge or something. Once again, he did a task that most men could do and assumed that made him better than everyone. Much like every other aspect of his life.
Look at those arms and chest. I'm going to take a wild guess and imagine Bob could max an incline with 135 - This, of course, after a few sodas and dessert from the Cheesecake Factory to get him that sugar power before it would put him into a coma.
 
Look at those arms and chest. I'm going to take a wild guess and imagine Bob could max an incline with 135 - This, of course, after a few sodas and dessert from the Cheesecake Factory to get him that sugar power before it would put him into a coma.
Bob cannot max 135. From my years of weightlifting experience I can tell you that Bob would literally be able to max at best maybe 40 or 50 lbs. A normal benchpress routine would probably be about 10 lbs for him.

When you aren't actively working out and strengthening those muscles, you aren't able to bench much. I've known people who were living similar sedentary lifestyles that Bob does. When they actually decided to develop a better lifestyle for themselves and took up weightlifting, they could only do a 5 lb weight on each side of the rack. And even that you could tell they struggled to do. Now over the course of time they got better and were able to lift more because that is what exercise does for your body.
 
Look at those noodle arms. How this idiot thinks he can threaten anyone physically is beyond me.
He does have a lot of weight to throw around so I'd imagine he could do some damage if he got close enough to someone. That being said, it's kinda hard to get close enough to hurt someone when every step you take sounds like a Thwomp block.
 
If Bob had anyone in his life who truly cared for him, they’d tell him that a never-married obese virgin doesn’t have the confidence to pull off wearing a game/comic (IDK and IDGAF which) t-shirt at age 40.

But I think it’s worse than that. I cannot recall ever seeing a photo of Bob where he looked comfortable or at ease with himself. I’ve never seen him with a genuine smile. It’s always a strained, pained performance just to try to seem relaxed or in good spirits.

Bob is just the sort of low-status, impotent, self-hating person who fantasizes about dominating others and is thrilled to have Covid as an excuse to try to do so. He and his brethren are a net drain on the world and should be treated accordingly.
 
I've got to wonder if Bob ever says stuff like this around his family, because if this is what he says in public I can't even imagine what he's like in private.

I suddenly have the vivid image of Bob at his brothers place for thanksgiving, wearing his Mario blazer and slamming back his fifth hard lemonade before launching into a tirade about how the midwest are the reason they don't have interstellar flight and that the Union should have massacred every Confederate soldier and enslaved their families. The other guests look on in horror while Chris tries to tell them that he isn't that bad.
 
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