Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> my generation had its future stolen

Just because you want to do something Islamic to Greta Thunberg doesn't mean you need to talk like her.

> all facts should override all beliefs

That sounds awfully familiar.

 

[Adamska]

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"Taunted with a future" lol what a cringy dork. Back To The Future Part II was never going to be reality, you autistic slob.

Reminder that Bob Chipman is a Millenial who is retardedly desperate to pretend he's a Gen X'er.

Also reminder MovieBlob never went beyond a bach degree and never used his film degree to even make a personal movie beyond "retard cries about video games with stock effects"

 

[Carlos Thin]

I remember watching the Pixels review, and when he mentioned HP Lovecraft, he said something along the lines of "apart from all the crazy antisemitism," (what is with soys and pointing out if something was racist/antisemitic? Do they think it gives them good journalistic points?) And not being a Lovecraft expert, i looked up if any of his works were particularly antisemitic or racist. And they weren't. And I never watched another moviebob video again.

(actually it was his autistic 500 words a minute way of speaking that rendered his videos unwatchable. Even Yatzhee is tiring to watch.)

 

[make_it_so]

@Positron

Bobby doesn't like being reminded of what an important day it was when 3,000 Americans were senselessly murdered and a 20-year long war was launched in response.
It's not an important moment for him, unlike seeing Super Mario Bros. 3 getting unveiled in a crappy kids' movie.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Those are likely Chris' friends and Blob just tags along, Blob likely has no friends of his own. I bet it's always been that way for the most part.

You don't even have to speculate this because there is one key thing that proves this to be true: whenever you look at photos of Bob's supposed friend group, notice he is never seen in a photo unless Chris also just happens to be there. Chris also just happens to be the one that uploads these photos to social media. Any photo that Bob has uploaded only has either him or a family member in it.

The rare exception is convention pics with people like Anita or Ellis.

 

[make_it_so]

You don't even have to speculate this because there is one key thing that proves this to be true: whenever you look at photos of Bob's supposed friend group, notice he is never seen in a photo unless Chris also just happens to be there. Chris also just happens to be the one that uploads these photos to social media. Any photo that Bob has uploaded only has either him or a family member in it.

The rare exception is convention pics with people like Anita or Ellis.

And I think he's a bit gunshy of doing that after his last post featuring a pic with Ellis.

 

[Red Hood]

I remember watching the Pixels review, and when he mentioned HP Lovecraft, he said something along the lines of "apart from all the crazy antisemitism," (what is with soys and pointing out if something was racist/antisemitic? Do they think it gives them good journalistic points?) And not being a Lovecraft expert, i looked up if any of his works were particularly antisemitic or racist. And they weren't. And I never watched another moviebob video again.

(actually it was his autistic 500 words a minute way of speaking that rendered his videos unwatchable. Even Yatzhee is tiring to watch.)

Lovecraft was so antisemitic that he married Jewish writer/businesswoman Sonia Greene and moved from his beloved Providence to NYC because she had a business opportunity there!

 

[TowinKarz]

Kids born in 1920 didn't have their future stolen from them. Even though by the time they were 9, their Dad might have been out of work from the Great Depression shuttering his factory, or the family farm foreclosed on after the Dust Bowl baked it into oblivion, or everyone living out of the back of a Model T on the shoulder of an Oklahoma highway, moving from town to town in search of just a few days of consistent work to afford food.... and by the time they were finally 19, they were put in a uniform and sent to bleed out on a malarial Pacific island, or roast alive in a burning Sherman tank or spend two minutes contemplating the end as they fell from 20,000 feet into the Dutch countryside while trapped in a plexiglass ball? And if they somehow got lucky and lived through it all, they could come home and try to build a family under the shadow of nuclear annihilation being something that was always only 10 minutes away, tops? And after two decades of toil and work, providing everything they could to keep their children happy, those same kids under the guidance of big-brained academics called ol' Pop a "pig" and "baby killer" for his troubles as they got high with their friends in the basement and refused to get a job because they were too cosmically important for a menial factory job, they had love crystals to polish.... and were too busy doing that to even visit Dad in the hospital as he withered from lung cancer because it was just his bad luck to have joined the workforce before OSHA was a thing and nobody ever told him all the asbestos fibers that came off every chunk of insulation he made for 20 years straight was actually pretty fucking bad for his health?

Nope, they were just maybe a tad unlucky...

Bob, who moans about there being a mortal limit to how old and fat you can get while bing bing wahooing? Now THERE"S a life of pure tragedy, a stolen future if we ever saw one because he's gonna eventually, well, you know, die in a comfy chair surrounded by all the chicken nuggets and craft IPAs a man could want instead of having an immortal robot spaceship body....

 

[cypocryphy]

Why can't all those pesky women and blacks just submit to the great whiteman Bob? Bob probably wants to say "Uncle Tom" (or something worse) soooooo bad...

 

[TopTierHealer]

Here's my first contact with Bob. I was a contrarian that didn't like Halo so him doing 5 mins of goldwins law won me over. Anyways, the honeymoon phase didn't last long when the movies he recommended were meh at best (in time) or he bungled the point of the film (Splice). Also when I watched Taken and thought that it would be the thing Bob would give two greasy thumbs up but instead he projected so many fucking Daddy Issues onto Liam Neeson I swore not to waste another minute on the fat fuck.

Seriously, go watch the Taken review. He is 1000% yelling, 'Fuck you Liam Chipman, you don't know everything!'.

But to the posters who were saying that Bob started being shit after GG you are mistaken:

-He said the Spartans in Halo were space nazis in 07
-He defended Other M because nintendo bootlicking and faux feminism in 2011
-He defended Bioware after the mass effect 3 ending debacle

He was always a corporate bootlicker with delusions if grandeur and subnormal intelligence. But he managed to hit 1 in 20 (maybe less). I blame the 2012 shift, everything became fake and gay afterwards.

Bob just became...more shit, if that makes any sense but do not assume he went from good to bad. He went from bad to utter mongoloid.

 

[Franz Joseph]

i have watched 5 minutes of bob on my life
1.- i didnt know that his gimmick was retarded yahtzee
2.- he missed the point on the producers that legit i tought I was the retard.

his shitty videos are sub human trash but they are the least of this piece of shit ptoblems

I wouldn't say hes a retarded Yahtzee. I think a more apt comparison would be that hes a bizarro Razorfist.

 

[Koby_Fish]

referencing @Positron mega screencap post:

I'm actually surprised MOS and moreso TeamImpossible have seen Bob's extremes in the extremity of which it is. I thought the both of them would suck bobbycock forever.

Now I forget where I saw where (or who posted screencap of) Bob saying he's (like CS Lewis quote) "Very Angry at God for Not Existing". This does not track with Bob's claim to not be an atheist. If you believe God doesn't exist, you're an atheist, period, end of sentence - doesn't matter whether God actually exists or not. I don't think anything or anyone can at this time conclusively prove that God doesn't exist, so I dunno how bobby got convinced.

 

[Foltest]

No Bob, Vikings were not fat assholes like you. People from Scandinavia is not living in a frozen hell hole all year. They would also be wearing clothes.
Christ, Bob look at the geography of Norway, Sweden and Denmark.
fuckng idiot.

 

[JayHarrison]

Anybody else here that used to unironically watch Bob's videos?

I watched them in the early 2010's, and enjoyed them. Even back then he still seemed like an egotistical, over-opinionated dick who I wouldn't want to know in real life, but at least he kept it in the realm of opinions about movies and video games.

It was when Trump+Twitter came along that Bob became too intolerable for me.

The last video of his I ever watched was his self-entitled crybaby reaction to Führer Hillary's defeat. In total, I've probably seen no more than a dozen Moviebob-produced videos. The only Moviebob-themed videos I'll ever watch any more are those like Every Fram a Pause that dissect and criticize (and, most importantly, mock) Bob's idiotic viewpoints.

 

[JJLiautaud]

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I know its been said before but i cant get over how much he looks like Mike Stoklasa who just got beat half to death with an Ugly Stick in this picture.

 

[jspit2.0]

> my generation had its future stolen

Just because you want to do something Islamic to Greta Thunberg doesn't mean you need to talk like her.

> all facts should override all beliefs

That sounds awfully familiar.

hrmmm. I wonder if he realizes that's just a fat man's pussyass facts don't care about your feelings.

Still, glad he now agrees got a dick, not a chick.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Tbf to Bob, by "muh future was stolen ", I assume he means the hover-mobility-scooters from WALL-E

 

[Homer Simpson]

Anybody else here that used to unironically watch Bob's videos?

I watched them in the early 2010's, and enjoyed them. Even back then he still seemed like an egotistical, over-opinionated dick who I wouldn't want to know in real life, but at least he kept it in the realm of opinions about movies and video games.

It was when Trump+Twitter came along that Bob became too intolerable for me.

I watched his movie reviews, but, quit back around 2010. Probably before the 20teens. I used to think his opinions weren't half bad until I started seeing his capeshit opinions. They weren't reviews as much as they were demands. If it didn't fit his preconceived views of what it should be, he would dismiss it.

"How dare it not be the thing I want it to be." Sort of mentality.

 

[Boom Boss]

Anybody else here that used to unironically watch Bob's videos?

I watched them in the early 2010's, and enjoyed them. Even back then he still seemed like an egotistical, over-opinionated dick who I wouldn't want to know in real life, but at least he kept it in the realm of opinions about movies and video games.

It was when Trump+Twitter came along that Bob became too intolerable for me.

I used to enjoy Moviebob back in 2008. He was the only person I knew of who talked about video games critically, and didn't blindly do the angry reviews that everybody else was doing. I actually agreed with most of his opinions.

When he started doing the bad skits, people started complaining that the skits were bad and decided to stop watching. I agreed and stopped watching along with them. Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic did it way better anyway.

When GamerGate happened, MovieBob started flipping out and started making bad political opinions. I was glad I stopped following. Moviebob still hasn't stopped flipping out over the years, and I can't stand the guy. I miss when MovieBob wasn't that much of an asshole.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Tbf to Bob, by "muh future was stolen ", I assume he means the hover-mobility-scooters from WALL-E

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Except he won't be able to do it on the space ship that he's captain of. Because the icky Republicans won't let it happen.

I'm pretty sure he'd only want to be captain in name. If he did get a ship, he'd be Zapp Brannigan, an idiot who likes to throw his weight around but completely useless in every area of his actual job description.