Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

When I see one of these, I think two things. One, this person has the same delusions as Moviebob. Or two, the more likely one, they're only a casual observer and don't follow his twitter, or barely glance at it.

Because everyone who was his fan knows why people don't like him.

I'm putting my money on they have the same delusions as Movieblob.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

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So delusional he can see Bob on Twitter and somehow not reach the conclusion that the only suitable robot body for him would be a Dalek travel unit.

So delusional he can claim no one has ever explained why they don't like Bob as people mock and argue on Twitter, on Youtube, on dedicated sites. Bob is a universal cow: Wherever he is seen, he is loled at.

Even when denying reality to this the degree... still not delusional enough to argue he's not loathed by the multitudes.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If anyone wants to use a transparent image, here it is:
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I don't know why I found the idea funny; I just did.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

But he says he can bench 300lbs easily! He's a wilderness survivalist who can conquer the wilds with nothing but a knife and a pair of flip-flops! Are you saying he's a liar? That he deliberately misrepresents himself on the internet to make himself seem better than he really is?

Given how badly Bob writes I think he meant he can press his 300lbs. body on a bench.

 

[JayHarrison]

A few years ago I spent Thanksgiving at a nursing facility after a leg injury and the food was pretty depressing.

[...] Gravy (Neon Yellow) [...]

Hm. Whenever I think of "neon yellow" sauce, the first thing that springs to mind is "Cheez Whiz", not "gravy".

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I'm guessing this particular Twitter account has ever had thirty seconds' worth of access to Twitter when this post was written.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Nobody cared about Cavill as Superman. Nobody actually remembered or cared about Christopher Reeve, that was the entire point of the reboot. The truth is they struggle to make people care about the character, period. People aren't as clingy to Superman as some would like to believe.

That's because he's a boy scout, and boy scout heroes are seen as boring. All of the edgy kids wanted to be Batman growing up because he wears a cool costume, is rich, and uses fear as a weapon against his enemies. Superman's only conflict is that he isn't powerful or fast enough to save everybody, so he has to pick and choose who to rescue. Sometime after he was created, the writers had to invent kryptonite to nerf Superman's invincibility.

 

[Positron]

Carpe Diem

 

[Positron]

Welfare got paid; transsexuals have the money to buy another round of DDoS. If the screenshots don't show, please let me know.

Manual workers who aren't woke DARE to organize a strike. HOW DARE YOU!

Obsolete ghouls should be forced on permanent "strike" anyway.

Bobby tries to act hoity-toity over commies again. Unfortunately, this one isn't fazed by his misused big words:




Interlude - Bobby thinks his haters define themselves by the popular things they don't consoom:

(More insights from Isiah58 )

OK let's return to the main stage:

The mere fact that a person isn't working class doesn't make him a capitalist. Good Lord, the gays are so unrepentantly dumb!


The quality of movie critics matters too. A Leonard Maltin is far more valuable than 1000 Bob Chipmans.

For some reason the gays all have grievances against carpenters; maybe they really are all interior designers.


Bobby deluded into Believing that his "job" as a film critic is less replaceable than a carpenter.


Epilogue:


A different thread, in which Isiah58, in concord with Peter Coffin, argue that BiPOC capitalists are no better than white ones. Even Bobby's cronies couldn't figure him out:

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Joe Rogan is into manly sports. Never imagined such a thing.

The only corpses that real men like Bobby would pose with are those of covid victims.

Glenn Greenwald (Substack article)

By his very own logic, Bobby can only blame himself for his supposed poverty -- literally everything is stacked in his favor. And "war on poverty" doesn't mean you can Get Rich Quick without spending an ounce of effort.

Greenwald contrasts the integrity of Julian Assange with the sliminess of his peers, and he singles out Tucker Carlson as one of Assange's defenders.




Bobby explains the sociology of wokism. I don't know a word he writes; except that you should never blame the elites.

Let me try: Bobby thinks cultural elites are never the instigators of social transformation; they only jump on the bandwagon when the movement gets traction. The impression that elites are the mover-shakes are the result of dishonest BAD PEOPLE who are bend on hating on benevolent our cultural overlords.

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Guns n' Covid:



If the vaccine worked in the first place why would anyone need a booster so soon?

Bobby Angels:




Crossover with skunk furry Angel:


Bimbo politics farts through his stink ditch again:


Dave Chapelle is "right-curious". Note the queer lingo.


Something something AOC:





What "4 more years"?

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Bobby is crazy about Benedetta.

I don't think Benedetta is primarily "nunsploitation". Although the publicity sells it as such, it is really something much more mundane. I'll elaborate after Bobby posts his review.



Hawkeye:


Ugly capeshit art:




Resident Evil and ... Israel.

 

[stupid moron]

Carpe Diem
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Bob is making the face an autistic kid makes after he’s shit his pants

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Welfare got paid; transsexuals have the money to buy another round of DDoS. If the screenshots don't show, please let me know.

Ah, balls, I forgot it was tugboat day. As for the screenshots I only had three that didn't show and right click/view image cleared up those. Between the 503 errors, anyway.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob also defines himself by people and things he hates too of course. Fatso having no self-awareness again.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Alex Ross will paint literally anything, the man is an artist for hire.

You know what happens if he refuses to paint the dumb new characters he probably barely gives a shit about? Marvel contracts with him less and he has less money, and doesn't get to do the big projects he likes, like Justice, Marvels, and Kingdom Come.

New Superheroes tend to be so visually uninteresting, I don't really know how anyone could get that hyped just by seeing them visually. At least we know Bob only likes them because they ticked off every diversity box they could.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Alex Ross will paint literally anything, the man is an artist for hire.

You know what happens if he refuses to paint the dumb new characters he probably barely gives a shit about? Marvel contracts with him less and he has less money, and doesn't get to do the big projects he likes, like Justice, Marvels, and Kingdom Come.

New Superheroes tend to be so visually uninteresting, I don't really know how anyone could get that hyped just by seeing them visually. At least we know Bob only likes them because they ticked off every diversity box they could.

At least Alex is working on Battle of the Planets.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Joe Rogan is into manly sports. Never imagined such a thing.

The only corpses that real men like Bobby would pose with are those of covid victims.

How many trophies do you have Bob? What awards have you won? Where are your accolades that you've earned from putting in the work? You have no idea what it is to earn something. You half ass everything and expect riches to rain down on you. I would love to see a picture of you with a genuine smile as you stand over your conquest, your success, but I'm not gonna hold my breath.

 

[Water-T]

I love it when Blob tries so hard to sound smart in his usual obnoxious and overbearing fashion, only to get his shit pushed back up his fat ass.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Manual workers who aren't woke DARE to organize a strike. HOW DARE YOU!
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Obsolete ghouls should be forced on permanent "strike" anyway.

Classic Bob: Purge the mayo ghouls, pointless emoji, missing the point. All in one ugly little box. (One thing's for sure, Bob's got the stomach.)

Bobby tries to act hoity-toity over commies again. Unfortunately, this one isn't fazed by his misused big words:
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Can anyone name ONE noun phrase that starts with "National" that Bob likes? That said, the believer not thinker bit might work as an argument against someone who doesn't believe one of those is an exclusive club and he works the door.

Interlude - Bobby thinks his haters define themselves by the popular things they don't consoom:
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Can you build an identity around not consooming? I know there's active haters but they're the kind who hatewatch and write creepy hatefics - they put the time in. The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. There's hipster types who like something "better" and might look down on people with more mainstream tastes but even their identity isn't built on avoidance of the mainstream, it's built on the "superiority" of the substitute, the disdain for other things just naturally follows.

Perhaps I'm not imaginative enough but I can not comprehend the idea of an identity built on something you don't care about. I can't even begin to conceptualize what being "the guy who doesn't care about funk music, Marvel films, or sushi" would be even though that's apparently my identity now.

The quality of movie critics matters too. A Leonard Maltin is far more valuable than 1000 Bob Chipmans.

...

> 1000 Bob Chipmans

Now I know what awaits me in Hell.

For some reason the gays all have grievances against carpenters; maybe they really are all interior designers.
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All I'm saying is that I've been swindled by minorities but the worst a Nazi ever did to me was make me use the block button on social media.

(Am I doing this right?)

Bobby deluded into Believing that his "job" as a film critic is less replaceable than a carpenter.
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Bob, you could be replaced by a Markov chain generator. Of all the movie reviewers in the world right now, you are probably the most technologically replaceable.

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If the vaccine worked in the first place why would anyone need a booster so soon?

Posting for posterity... didn't he delete his original "I'll never take the Trump vaccine!" tweet?

Bobby Angels:
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(Insert Xi joke here.) Such profound intellect: When the propaganda gets scary, OBEY IT!

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YouTube is curated based on what they know of you, like all Google results. If all you're seeing is Eurotrash clickbait for animal penetration....

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The graphic design is terrible, and it tries to make him look like some Resistance hero by... mocking his hair?

Honestly, even if you agree with his politics it's awful. That one could be so blinded by the politics that they'll buy and virtue signal any old tat to get social media asspats (but I'm repeating myself from another thread yesterday) is telling.

And depressing.

Ugly capeshit art:
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Great poses.

I AM SCREAMING AT A THING AND HOLDING MY HAND LIKE I AM CONSIDERING SOME KIND OF NINJA NERVE PUNCH!
I AM ALSO DOING THIS AT ANOTHER THING!
All this yelling is annoying me; it's always a good time to pause for a little stretch.

Good to see Alex Ross continues his mission to show us the interiors of every superhero's nostrils. It can be a challenge but even the noseless shall not stop Alex.

 

[blablabla]

Carpe Diem
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use smaller glasses retardo, all the focus goes to your void and soulless retard eyes

 

[Red Hood]

Alex Ross will paint literally anything, the man is an artist for hire.

You know what happens if he refuses to paint the dumb new characters he probably barely gives a shit about? Marvel contracts with him less and he has less money, and doesn't get to do the big projects he likes, like Justice, Marvels, and Kingdom Come.

New Superheroes tend to be so visually uninteresting, I don't really know how anyone could get that hyped just by seeing them visually. At least we know Bob only likes them because they ticked off every diversity box they could.

One of the things about the classic superheroes is the designs were simple. By necessity they had to be due to the four colors and the need to create easily reproducible art with ink and pencil. This led to eye catching designs that were uncomplicated and relatively uncluttered and instantly identifiable (at least for the ones that became popular and survived- Batman's iconic cowl, Superman's red and blue, Black Canary's hot pants and fishnets combo).

Digital art and nicer paper has kind of ruined this- things are much more visually busy and much more homogenized. Spiderman with the webs drawn on the costume is really about as busy as a super costume should be before it's too much.

 

[Mola Ram]

If the vaccine worked in the first place why would anyone need a booster so soon?

If Bob is really devoted enough to the vaccine to get boosters, I'd suggest raising our "heart attack before 50" sensors to Red Alert.

 

[Steelatlas]

Just in case anyones on the fence the only way this nonsense will end will be for the thinkers like Bob to admit this was all nonsense or for his party to be completely removed from power.