Open Window Maniac
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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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If Morbius is F-tier, what are Shang-Chi and the Eternals?
The hateboner for the Sony movies using Spider-Man's extensive rogues' gallery is palpable.
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Bobby smells really good if you like McD.How bad do you think Bob smells?
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I'm going to press X to doubt that Bob showers more than twice a week.How bad do you think Bob smells?
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Forget Trump Derangement Syndrome. In addition to a case of terminal stupidity, Moviebob is also suffering from an acute case of Reality Derangement Syndrome!
Knowing full well that Moviebob's brain has already suffered irreversible deterioration...
Shut up, Bob.
So does this mean Ilhan Omar's clothing is the most recent recipient of Moviebob's reproductive DNA?
I'd feel much safer--and in much more capable hands--with an inexperienced Dr. Rittenhouse during multiple concurrent disasters than I'd ever feel with Dr. Moviebob under normal weather conditions.
Moviebob, Serling, you get the idea...
Fuck you, Bob.
"Wow, ironic racism..." says the openly racist Moviebob.
Moviebob has rarely, if ever, changed his mind on anything based on data and informatino. Moviebob only changes his mind based on what scores him points from braindead wokescolds.
I'm OK with feral hogs roaming my neighborhood. If I were to see a feral Moviebob, on the other hand, I'd be boarding up my house as if a hurricane was rapidly approaching (despite living in California, where actual hurricane events are extremely rare).
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Open Window Maniac
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Some people can get away with not showering everyday. Bob is definitely not one of those people.
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No one I engage with in my safe space has any idea what "critical race theory" means so obviously it's fake! What? James Lindsay has podcasts going on for literal hours on all flavors of critical theory, including cited quotations from the likes of Marcuse and the rest of the Frankfurt School? Obviously just some uneducated smelly QAnon MAGAghoul! CRT is a conspiracy theory, like George Soros! Now if you'll excuse me, I must pay money to hear Hillary tearfully give her presidential victory speech and tell me how everything bad that happened to Bill was a vast right wing conspiracy and everything bad that happened to her was a vaster right wing conspiracy bankrolled by Donald Trump.
If the "us" is freaks with your fetishes and the "they" is me, then yeah, I'll own that.
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Jesus I always think this thread is better since Godzilla chilled out on his weird boner. And here you areHow bad do you think Bob smells?
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Eau de Gros Perdant would smell like cheap booze, a blend of McDonald's meals and buttered popcorn, with soft undertones of wilted flowers, packed in a thin glass flask to symbolize the essence of MovieBob: A bloated, raging retard with delusions of grandeur lol!
A feral Blob would be like a pissed off Orangutan, big beastly mammal with a colossal gut screaming his lungs out lol!
You could probably trap him by leaving a trail of booze, Marvel movies and McDonald's, pointing to a cage right under a sign that says "Hotdog Girl Book Signing and fan hugging, this way" lol!
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This is probably not a unique observation, but just in case.... I went to Bob's Twitter without being logged in, from a machine that basically never goes there. So the "other people you might like" section was going to be pretty raw.
First recommendation: The Abortion herself.
Second recommendation: Dan Olson.
I can't tell if the algorithm linked them because of TGWTG or because they shouldn't be in charge of infants.
(The third was Sam Seder, which when I checked here to see if there was a thread, landed me at an old one... that opens with a bunch of Moviebob retweets.)
First recommendation: The Abortion herself.
Second recommendation: Dan Olson.
I can't tell if the algorithm linked them because of TGWTG or because they shouldn't be in charge of infants.
(The third was Sam Seder, which when I checked here to see if there was a thread, landed me at an old one... that opens with a bunch of Moviebob retweets.)
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Not even one tranny? I remember Twitter recommended MovieBob to me when I was collecting tweets from Zach Antolek.
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I can hear a feral Moviebob now: "Superiyaa fyuuchaa. Superiyaa fyuuchaa! SUPERIYAA FYUUCHAA!" ad nauseum.
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WhatMOS fantasizes the fragmentation of the US.
It wouldn't surprise me if MOS was a card carrying member of Trudeau's Kim-like personality cult.
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Morbius:
So Bobby hates Morbius because he loves Big Pharma.
1. This is still a thousand times better than that X-Men nonsense you "pitched", you absolute failure of MRNA sequences. I cant bellieve I read that nonsesnse. You DO know you are not supposed to "recruit people into the X-Men" every scene until the halfway point of the movie, Roberto? While Morbius is far from amazing and I cant say I am in any way excited for it, It still has clear coherent story, something to say which is not just "lets reference stuff" and even can be cleverly related to current events. You, yourself loved so much Spider-Man (2002) for having pertinent message for its time, why is it bad when Morbius does it?
2. I think that what Roberto really hates is that Sony is starting doing more popular things than his precious MCU. Look at the evidence, in 2021 the two superhero movies ruling the Box Office are both Sony movies while Disney slouched and under delivered. He is seething on the inside, and I will not be surprised if he scores NWH really low only in order to get back at Sony and try to stop them from undermining his religious belief in Feigie
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Y'know, there have been times that I've held middling opinions on Elon Musk, like in his push for electric cars without thinking about the issues that arise from them, the electrical grid being not the least of these. Or when he called that British expat who was helping rescue those kids in the cave a pedo. These have been tempered by things like SpaceX and how much effort he's putting into bringing down the costs of space flight, so my thoughts about the man have been mixed.
But damn, those tweets at Fauxcahontas are just wonderful. No wonder it's getting Bobby's panties in a twist; not only is Musk delivering hilarious barbs effortlessly, he's throwing them at one of his senators, one that's supposed to help bring about the Superior Future™! Doesn't he know he's only supposed to insult the Mayoghoulen? Quit attacking Senator Schoolmarm!
(Side note, but is there any actual indication that "Karen" as a perjorative ever came from the black community? It seems like a term that everyone instinctively knew what it meant that it didn't really matter who said it, in a similar manner to the "Karen" haircut. Both were so widely known to apply to the same sort of person (bossy, middle-aged soccer mom "let me speak to your manager" type) that it didn't take much for it to take off. It doesn't seem like something that would really be black-exclusive, so the complaints about white people "misusing" the term are laughable.)
It really is funny when you think about it. Look at every time Bob's tried to make some bad name stick to a person or group: Mayo Ghouls, GQP, Tucker "Failson" Carlson, or even his more recent trend of calling people "not human." It always comes across as hamfisted (aptly enough), never flowing naturally, always clunky. They never catch on, never stick with other people (except maybe GQP, but he probably pulled that from some other insane lefty), and inevitably it's just him repeating it over and over hoping that this time it'll work. Meanwhile Musk can shit out a simple Karen tweet and it's an instant hit. I know their audiences are very different in size, but you'd figure that through law of averages Bob could score at least once. But nope, he's striking out every time, much like his love life.
But damn, those tweets at Fauxcahontas are just wonderful. No wonder it's getting Bobby's panties in a twist; not only is Musk delivering hilarious barbs effortlessly, he's throwing them at one of his senators, one that's supposed to help bring about the Superior Future™! Doesn't he know he's only supposed to insult the Mayoghoulen? Quit attacking Senator Schoolmarm!
(Side note, but is there any actual indication that "Karen" as a perjorative ever came from the black community? It seems like a term that everyone instinctively knew what it meant that it didn't really matter who said it, in a similar manner to the "Karen" haircut. Both were so widely known to apply to the same sort of person (bossy, middle-aged soccer mom "let me speak to your manager" type) that it didn't take much for it to take off. It doesn't seem like something that would really be black-exclusive, so the complaints about white people "misusing" the term are laughable.)
It really is funny when you think about it. Look at every time Bob's tried to make some bad name stick to a person or group: Mayo Ghouls, GQP, Tucker "Failson" Carlson, or even his more recent trend of calling people "not human." It always comes across as hamfisted (aptly enough), never flowing naturally, always clunky. They never catch on, never stick with other people (except maybe GQP, but he probably pulled that from some other insane lefty), and inevitably it's just him repeating it over and over hoping that this time it'll work. Meanwhile Musk can shit out a simple Karen tweet and it's an instant hit. I know their audiences are very different in size, but you'd figure that through law of averages Bob could score at least once. But nope, he's striking out every time, much like his love life.
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After reading three trash fanfics, I realized where I went wrong with my last fake MovieBob pitch. It was too small scale, too restrained. I mean, the big climax of the movie is a single Terminator robot turning on. Give me a break! Bob could never settle for that. But a revision? A rewrite? That's not the Esoteric Bobian way! No sir, instead, we're not gonna do it over. We're doubling down!
This, my friends, is the hypothetical SEQUEL! Despite common sense, horrific critical and audience response and basic logic, Robert Chipman's Terminator somehow did well enough that the studio decide to greenlight a new one, with an bottomless budget. Finally, the world gets to see Bob creatively unchained. The ultimate accumulation of all my MovieBob scripting knowledge is below. Read this clusterfuck textwall if you dare!
We humbly present to you, for your viewing pleasure: ROBERT CHIPMAN'S TERMINATOR 2: FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE!
[Prologue]
Flashback to the future, The evil Trump-analogy resistance leader is a spooky cyborg and lives in an evil base with an army of mayo ghouls. They do terrorist stuff and try to ruin the superior future every else is way better off in because they're loser Luddites. In fact, we'll call them the LUDDITE RESISTANCE. They are led by RICHARD JONES, our evil Trump-analog and also named after the bad guy from Robocop, because later we're going to incorperate Robocop into our cinematic universe.
In a scene that mirrors the opening of Terminator 2, there's a huge fight between the heroic Terminator robots and the evil Luddites as they storm the giant, evil tower that is their base. After a bunch of cool explosions and lots of bad guys dying, the tower gets blowed up and Hero Skynet wins! But not everything is as it seems, as Richard Jones and many of his loyalists have escaped underground.
Jones is a cyborg even though they all hate robots, because he nearly died and he's a hypocrite! But most importantly, he's stolen the technology of the good guys and can now transform his men into Liquid-Terminator cyborgs, just like the second movie! I 'MEMBER!!! Even though the Luddites now have amazing new powers that let them impersonate people and survive heavy damage, they're still down to only a fraction of their numbers. But Richard Jones has an evil plan, and it involves going back into the past!
[Act One]
Back to the present, it's like 14 years after the events of the first movie. SARAH CONNOR has married BOB DYSON, the billionaire tech bro who runs Skynet. Together, they've given birth to a feisty mixed race daughter named JANE CONNOR. That's right, sexist gamergaters! John Connor is diverse now!! Also, she's a super l33t hacker, which will be important later. Sarah, Bob, their daughter and two most senior agents of Skynet Security, ALEX MURPHY and ANNE LEWIS, are all aware of the evil plans of the Luddite Resistance to destroy the superior future, and they're all training to prevent them from winning. The TERMINATOR they repaired in the first film now trains the lesser Terminators used to protect Skynet. Everyone is happy and successful becaue all diverse characters need to be interesting is diversity, no flaws or pathos necessary!
Meanwhile, Richard Jones and his loyalists have traveled back in time with the last of their time travel technology. The evil Luddite Leader sends his most elite squad members to Washington to assist his past self, who is currently president. He also sends four Liquid Terminator Luddite Cyborgs out on special missions. One will go after Sarah and Jane, another will go after Anne and Murphy, and the third will go after Bob and his Terminator Bodyguard. The fourth has a special mission: find and reverse engineer the time travel technology of Skynet and get a powerful energy source for his super special plan.
Meanwhile, things are going bad for the present-day President Richard Jones. After six years in office, he's been IMPEACHED for working with Russia. These are his last 30 days in office before he's kicked out on his ass, and Sarah Connor is getting ready to start her presidental campaign that will lead into the superior future, backed by Skynet. A heroic general has taken away the nuclear missile codes and ordered all of the armed forces not to obey his command, leaving him totally isolated. But when the agents of his future self show up, they play a holographic message from the other him, and he comes up with a plan: all the liquid terminator agents will assassinate key figures in Washington and replace them! Future Richard loves this, and he asks Past Richard if he knows where to find a powerful source of energy. Past Richard says that underneath the White House is a top secret Cold Fusion core, perfect for his plans.
[ACT TWO]
The first half of the second act plays out like a highlight reel of the original second film, with all the iconic scenes reenacted by the new characters as it keeps cutting between their individual subplots. Everybody manages to kill their stalkers, but Murphy is critically injured while protecting Anne, and is taken to a secret Skynet facility for an experimental procedure to save his life. You can see where this is going, he'll be Robocop soon.
The good guys think they've won and all regroup, only to discover that the last assassin has cut a path of destruction through Skynet's time travel division. The scientists all survived in a bunker, but a bunch of Terminator robots were destroyed, and the secret time travel technology was stolen! Oh no!
Meanwhile, the guys watch the news and are horrified to see there's a massive insurrection at the White House, and the military and secret service are standing down?! What?! They quickly deduce that the shapeshifting robot assassins must have taken over the key officials. A regiment of uncorrupted troops subdue the rioters and surround President Jones in the oval office and tell him to surrender, but then he laughs and a huge blue space laser rips through the ground! Out come a big group of Luddite troops! and then another, identical group! and then more, soon overwhelming the military. What's going on?! It turns out, President Jones has used time travel to create the ultimate army of clone cyborgs! It keeps reseting to a few minutes before they go through the portal, so they can bring in an infinite number of reinforcements. Is the world doomed?!
[ACT THREE]
In the third act, the heroes are talking about what they're going to do. They know they can't defeat this endless army unless they have a stronger one. Terminator Prime can lead their big army of lesser Terminators where Anne and Sarah try to slip in the back and and take out President Jones, but will they have enough firepower? That question is answered when Murphy arrives, rebuilt into ROBOCOP! HE'S FINALLY HERE!!! They're all like "Who are you? A new Terminator? What's your disignation? T-800? T-1000?" and he smirks and replies "Murphy!" and I go aaaaaaaa I get that reference!!!!!
So then the last act is the two Richard Joneses and their army of Liquid Terminators fighting a big army of regular Terminators, their big helicarrier things, Sarah Conner, Robocop, the Terminator and Robocop's sidekick. There's lots of cool explosions and jump-kicking and driving motorcycles into helicopters that explode and it's all so cool and badass and cool!! The heroes eventually get backed into a corner when most of the Terminator army is destroyed -- but fret not!! Jane Connor hacked all the databases thanks to Skynet having the source code for the time travel technology, and she shuts it down remotely.
But that sneaky President Jones has one last evil trick up his sleeve! It turns out in a secret meeting room, he met up with hundreds of versions of himself from different timelines! Every single version holds hands and they all FUSE! They become A GIGANTIC SUPER CYBER KAIJU MEGAZORD RICHARD JONES, who takes the form of a super badass crazy upgraded EDE robot, who shoots missiles and laser and stuff at everyone! The good guys struggle to fight him, but Sarah Connor rides on a giant hoverhoard and sneaks up behind him, climbs into his Death Star weak spot and detonates a small nuclear device, parachuting out just in time to escape it being destroyed, but she's still critically injured!
All the good guys are surrounding her as she's having a big, dramatic death scene and they're all sad, but then Anne comes back with a chunk of Liquid Terminator goo and pour it on Sarah, and then it heals her! NOW EVERYTHING IS FULL CIRCLE! SARAH CONNOR IS NOW A TERMINATOR HERSELF! WHAAAAAAAAAT?!?! OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!!!! Meanwhile, a small piece of living liquid metal, all the at remains of President Jones, slinks into the gutter, clearly still alive.
[Epilogue]
So, after a big epic final battle like that, there's nowhere else to go, right? Well, stay with me. It's like ten years later, the awesome Liquid Terminator Sarah Connor has just wrapped up her second term as president and is giving a beloved farewell speech. Her Vice President, Anne Lewis, is set to replace her in office. We've finally reached the SUPERIOR FUTURE where everything works out great for everybody expect those stupid schlubs who got fucked over enough to start a Luddite Rebellion in the first place, and then muddled the social commentary by becoming the opposite of Luddites. Skynet has implemented amazing new technologies and now humans are ready to head out into space to explore the stars! Everybody gets a robot body! The perfect world is here!
But somewhere, in a dark office room, we hear the voice of Richard Jones, now reformed (but looking all injured and fucked up) talking to some sleazy executive, who tells him that they sympathized with his Luddite movement, but now that space is fair game, they're planning on taking advantage of space travel. Jones reveals he never gave a shit about anyone but himself, and says that he'll be very happy to use the scientific data he has stored in his cyborg memory banks to help them profit, and that they'll soon take over the whole world together, after they find something to help them...
We pan out, and see that the logo on the door of the office says... WEYLAND-YUTANI. WEYLAND-FUCKING-YUTANI. THE BAD GUYS FROM THE ALIENS MOVIE! ALIENS! XENOMORPHS! XENOMORPHS AND PREDATORS!! THAT'S ALL REAL IN THIS UNIVERSE! THE NEXT MOVIE IS GOING TO BE ALIEN VS PREDATOR VS ROBOCOP AND TERMINATOR!!! THEY'RE ALL GOING TO FIGHT IN A BIG BATTLE WITH THE EVIL WEYLAND-YUTANI MERCENARIES AND THERE'S GONNA BE SPACE SHIPS AND EXPLOSIONS, AND THEN THE NEXT MOVIE WILL TIE INTO STAR WARS!!!!!! THEY'RE GONNA BE LIGHTSABERS AND ROBOCOP AND EXPLOSIONS!!!!!1 AND THEN IT'LL ALL BE A PART OF THE MCU!!!! THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE WILL HAVE STAR WARS AND ROBOCOP AND TERMINATOR AND ALIENS AND PREDATORS AND GODZILLA AND GHOSTBUSTERS AND UNIVERSAL MONSTERS AND ALL THE BIG SLASHER MOVIES AND DC COMICS AND IMAGE COMICS AND DARK HORSE COMICS AND WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND DRAGON BALL AND YUGIOH AND IT'S ALL GONNA COME TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRS!! FUCKING STAR WARS!!!!! FUCKGIN!!!! SARTRTRAA WARS!!@!!#!@!!!!! I'M SCREAMING AND PISSING AND SHITTING AND CUMMING AND TEARING PARTS OF MY OWN FACE OFFF AND FUCKING A DOG IN THE ASS IT'S FUCKING STAR WARS AND EVERYTNHING IS TOGETHER AND IT'S ALL IN ONE BIG MOVIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This, my friends, is the hypothetical SEQUEL! Despite common sense, horrific critical and audience response and basic logic, Robert Chipman's Terminator somehow did well enough that the studio decide to greenlight a new one, with an bottomless budget. Finally, the world gets to see Bob creatively unchained. The ultimate accumulation of all my MovieBob scripting knowledge is below. Read this clusterfuck textwall if you dare!
We humbly present to you, for your viewing pleasure: ROBERT CHIPMAN'S TERMINATOR 2: FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE!
[Prologue]
Flashback to the future, The evil Trump-analogy resistance leader is a spooky cyborg and lives in an evil base with an army of mayo ghouls. They do terrorist stuff and try to ruin the superior future every else is way better off in because they're loser Luddites. In fact, we'll call them the LUDDITE RESISTANCE. They are led by RICHARD JONES, our evil Trump-analog and also named after the bad guy from Robocop, because later we're going to incorperate Robocop into our cinematic universe.
In a scene that mirrors the opening of Terminator 2, there's a huge fight between the heroic Terminator robots and the evil Luddites as they storm the giant, evil tower that is their base. After a bunch of cool explosions and lots of bad guys dying, the tower gets blowed up and Hero Skynet wins! But not everything is as it seems, as Richard Jones and many of his loyalists have escaped underground.
Jones is a cyborg even though they all hate robots, because he nearly died and he's a hypocrite! But most importantly, he's stolen the technology of the good guys and can now transform his men into Liquid-Terminator cyborgs, just like the second movie! I 'MEMBER!!! Even though the Luddites now have amazing new powers that let them impersonate people and survive heavy damage, they're still down to only a fraction of their numbers. But Richard Jones has an evil plan, and it involves going back into the past!
[Act One]
Back to the present, it's like 14 years after the events of the first movie. SARAH CONNOR has married BOB DYSON, the billionaire tech bro who runs Skynet. Together, they've given birth to a feisty mixed race daughter named JANE CONNOR. That's right, sexist gamergaters! John Connor is diverse now!! Also, she's a super l33t hacker, which will be important later. Sarah, Bob, their daughter and two most senior agents of Skynet Security, ALEX MURPHY and ANNE LEWIS, are all aware of the evil plans of the Luddite Resistance to destroy the superior future, and they're all training to prevent them from winning. The TERMINATOR they repaired in the first film now trains the lesser Terminators used to protect Skynet. Everyone is happy and successful becaue all diverse characters need to be interesting is diversity, no flaws or pathos necessary!
Meanwhile, Richard Jones and his loyalists have traveled back in time with the last of their time travel technology. The evil Luddite Leader sends his most elite squad members to Washington to assist his past self, who is currently president. He also sends four Liquid Terminator Luddite Cyborgs out on special missions. One will go after Sarah and Jane, another will go after Anne and Murphy, and the third will go after Bob and his Terminator Bodyguard. The fourth has a special mission: find and reverse engineer the time travel technology of Skynet and get a powerful energy source for his super special plan.
Meanwhile, things are going bad for the present-day President Richard Jones. After six years in office, he's been IMPEACHED for working with Russia. These are his last 30 days in office before he's kicked out on his ass, and Sarah Connor is getting ready to start her presidental campaign that will lead into the superior future, backed by Skynet. A heroic general has taken away the nuclear missile codes and ordered all of the armed forces not to obey his command, leaving him totally isolated. But when the agents of his future self show up, they play a holographic message from the other him, and he comes up with a plan: all the liquid terminator agents will assassinate key figures in Washington and replace them! Future Richard loves this, and he asks Past Richard if he knows where to find a powerful source of energy. Past Richard says that underneath the White House is a top secret Cold Fusion core, perfect for his plans.
[ACT TWO]
The first half of the second act plays out like a highlight reel of the original second film, with all the iconic scenes reenacted by the new characters as it keeps cutting between their individual subplots. Everybody manages to kill their stalkers, but Murphy is critically injured while protecting Anne, and is taken to a secret Skynet facility for an experimental procedure to save his life. You can see where this is going, he'll be Robocop soon.
The good guys think they've won and all regroup, only to discover that the last assassin has cut a path of destruction through Skynet's time travel division. The scientists all survived in a bunker, but a bunch of Terminator robots were destroyed, and the secret time travel technology was stolen! Oh no!
Meanwhile, the guys watch the news and are horrified to see there's a massive insurrection at the White House, and the military and secret service are standing down?! What?! They quickly deduce that the shapeshifting robot assassins must have taken over the key officials. A regiment of uncorrupted troops subdue the rioters and surround President Jones in the oval office and tell him to surrender, but then he laughs and a huge blue space laser rips through the ground! Out come a big group of Luddite troops! and then another, identical group! and then more, soon overwhelming the military. What's going on?! It turns out, President Jones has used time travel to create the ultimate army of clone cyborgs! It keeps reseting to a few minutes before they go through the portal, so they can bring in an infinite number of reinforcements. Is the world doomed?!
[ACT THREE]
In the third act, the heroes are talking about what they're going to do. They know they can't defeat this endless army unless they have a stronger one. Terminator Prime can lead their big army of lesser Terminators where Anne and Sarah try to slip in the back and and take out President Jones, but will they have enough firepower? That question is answered when Murphy arrives, rebuilt into ROBOCOP! HE'S FINALLY HERE!!! They're all like "Who are you? A new Terminator? What's your disignation? T-800? T-1000?" and he smirks and replies "Murphy!" and I go aaaaaaaa I get that reference!!!!!
So then the last act is the two Richard Joneses and their army of Liquid Terminators fighting a big army of regular Terminators, their big helicarrier things, Sarah Conner, Robocop, the Terminator and Robocop's sidekick. There's lots of cool explosions and jump-kicking and driving motorcycles into helicopters that explode and it's all so cool and badass and cool!! The heroes eventually get backed into a corner when most of the Terminator army is destroyed -- but fret not!! Jane Connor hacked all the databases thanks to Skynet having the source code for the time travel technology, and she shuts it down remotely.
But that sneaky President Jones has one last evil trick up his sleeve! It turns out in a secret meeting room, he met up with hundreds of versions of himself from different timelines! Every single version holds hands and they all FUSE! They become A GIGANTIC SUPER CYBER KAIJU MEGAZORD RICHARD JONES, who takes the form of a super badass crazy upgraded EDE robot, who shoots missiles and laser and stuff at everyone! The good guys struggle to fight him, but Sarah Connor rides on a giant hoverhoard and sneaks up behind him, climbs into his Death Star weak spot and detonates a small nuclear device, parachuting out just in time to escape it being destroyed, but she's still critically injured!
All the good guys are surrounding her as she's having a big, dramatic death scene and they're all sad, but then Anne comes back with a chunk of Liquid Terminator goo and pour it on Sarah, and then it heals her! NOW EVERYTHING IS FULL CIRCLE! SARAH CONNOR IS NOW A TERMINATOR HERSELF! WHAAAAAAAAAT?!?! OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!!!! Meanwhile, a small piece of living liquid metal, all the at remains of President Jones, slinks into the gutter, clearly still alive.
[Epilogue]
So, after a big epic final battle like that, there's nowhere else to go, right? Well, stay with me. It's like ten years later, the awesome Liquid Terminator Sarah Connor has just wrapped up her second term as president and is giving a beloved farewell speech. Her Vice President, Anne Lewis, is set to replace her in office. We've finally reached the SUPERIOR FUTURE where everything works out great for everybody expect those stupid schlubs who got fucked over enough to start a Luddite Rebellion in the first place, and then muddled the social commentary by becoming the opposite of Luddites. Skynet has implemented amazing new technologies and now humans are ready to head out into space to explore the stars! Everybody gets a robot body! The perfect world is here!
But somewhere, in a dark office room, we hear the voice of Richard Jones, now reformed (but looking all injured and fucked up) talking to some sleazy executive, who tells him that they sympathized with his Luddite movement, but now that space is fair game, they're planning on taking advantage of space travel. Jones reveals he never gave a shit about anyone but himself, and says that he'll be very happy to use the scientific data he has stored in his cyborg memory banks to help them profit, and that they'll soon take over the whole world together, after they find something to help them...
We pan out, and see that the logo on the door of the office says... WEYLAND-YUTANI. WEYLAND-FUCKING-YUTANI. THE BAD GUYS FROM THE ALIENS MOVIE! ALIENS! XENOMORPHS! XENOMORPHS AND PREDATORS!! THAT'S ALL REAL IN THIS UNIVERSE! THE NEXT MOVIE IS GOING TO BE ALIEN VS PREDATOR VS ROBOCOP AND TERMINATOR!!! THEY'RE ALL GOING TO FIGHT IN A BIG BATTLE WITH THE EVIL WEYLAND-YUTANI MERCENARIES AND THERE'S GONNA BE SPACE SHIPS AND EXPLOSIONS, AND THEN THE NEXT MOVIE WILL TIE INTO STAR WARS!!!!!! THEY'RE GONNA BE LIGHTSABERS AND ROBOCOP AND EXPLOSIONS!!!!!1 AND THEN IT'LL ALL BE A PART OF THE MCU!!!! THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE WILL HAVE STAR WARS AND ROBOCOP AND TERMINATOR AND ALIENS AND PREDATORS AND GODZILLA AND GHOSTBUSTERS AND UNIVERSAL MONSTERS AND ALL THE BIG SLASHER MOVIES AND DC COMICS AND IMAGE COMICS AND DARK HORSE COMICS AND WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND DRAGON BALL AND YUGIOH AND IT'S ALL GONNA COME TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRS!! FUCKING STAR WARS!!!!! FUCKGIN!!!! SARTRTRAA WARS!!@!!#!@!!!!! I'M SCREAMING AND PISSING AND SHITTING AND CUMMING AND TEARING PARTS OF MY OWN FACE OFFF AND FUCKING A DOG IN THE ASS IT'S FUCKING STAR WARS AND EVERYTNHING IS TOGETHER AND IT'S ALL IN ONE BIG MOVIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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It wouldn't surprise me if MOS was a card-carrying member of the NDP. But since Turdeau's basically trying to out-NDP the NDP (and lots of provincial NDPs go Liberal federally if they want to get anywhere), it also wouldn't surprise me if he would totally bend over for Justin.
"Karen" came from Reddit, and while nobody knows the race of the guy who started the post "Karen took the kids", everybody could probably assume he was white. "Becky" came from the blek community, as near as I can tell, but not "Karen". Either one does not make a racist term because it's not directed at black women (by their own CRT-ish rules), but at white women. (Although black women certainly can and do act like "Karens" - this phenomenon of entitled narcissistic bratty, retail worker/server-berating "may I speak with your manager" women is worldwide).
Bob already didn't like Elon because Elon didn't do the required cursing of Drumpf. So Elon attacking Senator Fauxahontas is to be expected, as is the opportunity to simp for m'lady, despite Senator Fauxahontas being married and never going to touch his peepee.
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For those who don't know, Biden is getting creamed in the polls: something like 35% approval rating, and a big part of this is because of Covid not ending as he promised. There's panic among the Democrats with regards to the midterm elections and 2024. The vaccine is deeply unpopular and people are sick of wearing face diapers. Democrats who cracked down on Covid- such as Gretchen Whitmer and Jared Polis- are backing off of that stance, and publications that've long pushed Covid hysteria are doing a 180 and claiming that hey, maybe we don't need to lose our minds over Covid.
The rank and file are not taking it well. They seem to love the hysteria, and the Democrats are now between a rock and a hard place: stop the madness and alienate their voters, or keep it going and get hammered in the polls. Covid needs to end, but it at the same time, it can't end.
Bob, being the True Believer that he is, understands none of this. He thinks (if one can call it that) only in the simplest of terms.
The rank and file are not taking it well. They seem to love the hysteria, and the Democrats are now between a rock and a hard place: stop the madness and alienate their voters, or keep it going and get hammered in the polls. Covid needs to end, but it at the same time, it can't end.
Bob, being the True Believer that he is, understands none of this. He thinks (if one can call it that) only in the simplest of terms.
Does diabetes affect your sense of smell? If it does, I'll venture to say he probably can't smell at all, even with that huge schnozz of his.How bad do you think Bob smells?
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one of my Phys Ed teachers had a saying:
"Pigs can't smell their own stink."
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I've never seen anyone slurp corporate dick like Bob Chipman.
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