Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Laughingjoke2]

I mean for me it was the same draw as playing Max payne or watching Deathwish. Even John Wick. The protagonists of these stories all say to themselves "fuck this, no one is coming to save us except for me and my gun".

He's essentially Batman using a gun but with PTSD from Vietnam and without the Bruce Wayne fortune.

Theres a lot of potential there. If they wanted a Less Lethal Punisher they already have Night Thrasher, but no one cares cause Batman exists and is the highest value "normal strength" "melee guy". Punisher's antihero aspect is the draw. Antithetically this is why Red Hood is just seen as a Punisher ripoff. There are distinct lines historically when it comes to characters, their disposition, and their powers.

Superman for example is the apex super strength type, who is much more popular than say, Shazam or Nova.

Batman is much more popular than The Spirit, or Moon Knight.

Punisher is really the most popular shooty comic book character. Hes more iconic than Deadshot or Cable. Hawkeye is just a purple suited Bow guy compared to him. Taking away Punisher's guns is like taking Spider-mans webshooters or Batman's cape.

The only thing comparable is The Shadow, which was out of popularity when Punisher came about if i recall.

The comic nerd in me wants to point out Superman was once less popular than Shazam and it's why we now have to call him Shazam and not Captain Marvel.

The real thing that showcases Marvel comics dire place as a company right now is this could had been good.

As someone pointed out Frank's been thru a lot of stupid storylines hell he was an Angel once but eventually they go back to basics and it will happen again once this woke bullshit ends.

But till then they could had told a good story or at least tried and even go full libtard with it and make it anti-gun.

Frank shoots a kid by accident in a gun fight with some criminals. The kid survives because if dead Frank would IMO turn himself in. So Frank decides the potential collateral damage of using guns is too great and switches to more precise weapons like swords or some shit. Instead it's simply he becomes a ninja and changes his look for reasons.

Going woke wouldn't be an issue if these fuckers could write a good story to support their politics.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

Going woke wouldn't be an issue if these fuckers could write a good story to support their politics.

"The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own. I don't think it gave life to Orcs, it only ruined them and twisted them ..."

 

[TowinKarz]

The comic nerd in me wants to point out Superman was once less popular than Shazam and it's why we now have to call him Shazam and not Captain Marvel.

The real thing that showcases Marvel comics dire place as a company right now is this could had been good.

As someone pointed out Frank's been thru a lot of stupid storylines hell he was an Angel once but eventually they go back to basics and it will happen again once this woke bullshit ends.

But till then they could had told a good story or at least tried and even go full libtard with it and make it anti-gun.

Frank shoots a kid by accident in a gun fight with some criminals. The kid survives because if dead Frank would IMO turn himself in. So Frank decides the potential collateral damage of using guns is too great and switches to more precise weapons like swords or some shit. Instead it's simply he becomes a ninja and changes his look for reasons.

Going woke wouldn't be an issue if these fuckers could write a good story to support their politics.

Writing a story to support a narrative can be good.

Writing a narrative, told through a story, will never be good.

The former is a comic book, the latter is a Chick Tract.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The vaxmongers realize their previous tactics have been too highbrow:

An unorthodox and interesting variation on the "I was only pretending to be retarded" defense by hanging a lampshade on how retarded it is by calling you retarded for pointing out that it's retarded when, duh, it was always retarded. I wonder if that's the same defense he'd use for that ex-late night whore who did the same exact thing with her "shout your abortion" parade bit?

And why does this guy who writes for a living put cringe in quotes? Is that also part of his being retarded defense?

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To not double post

If Bobby has liked James Cameron, he is not any more (Variety article and video)

The comments are full of "Cameron doesn't have to be such a jerk!"

TWO WEEKS AGO TO THE GODDAMNED DAY HE SAID THAT JAMES CAMERON IS THE HORSE TO BET ON AND NOW HE'S THE "IRL Ron Burgundy"?! THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! It most certainly isn't a good thing. What an incredibly embarrassing fickle child he is.

Bob dives deeper with a gay clown. That's not hyperbole.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1468152590454112263

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It's ok guys, Bob's fully aware of his faults and does nothing to change them. He is a broken record after all.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

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1. Most famous MMA commentator
2. Successful Comedian with albums and specials
3. Invented one of if not the most influential podcasts with an incredible guest list
4. Literal black belt in multiple martial arts
5. Taekwondo Champion

Being on Fear Factor was just one thing for Joe.

Like ive said before, Joe is everything Bob is not. The reason why people respect him is his work ethic and his commitment. He is able to touch base with a lot of different spheres of influence.

You have a meathead who wants to take DMT and talk to alex jones about inter dimensional machine elves. or he can talk to comedians and entertainers about performing arts. the same guy who wants to talk to Bas Rutten about backroom brawls also wants to talk to Elon Musk about electric energy.

Bob, people follow Joe Rogan because he walks the walk and he talks the talk. And no one I know has ever said Joe Rogan is this hyper egotistical opinionated asshole. Thats why hes a great host. The best thing about Joe is he strives for excellence while respecting other people. Thats something Bob won't do.

Actually, the point was missed here entirely. It doesn't matter if you're famous or not. It doesn't make you any more qualified to speak on an issue than anyone else. But yet, we're determining correctness on celebrity power alone here. Or at least Bob is.

 

[Wormy]

Going woke wouldn't be an issue if these fuckers could write a good story to support their politics.

They USED to be able to, at least. M.A.S.H, All In the Family, Sanford and Son, The Jeffersons, the earliest Simpsons...

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Rekieta had Chuck Dixon (I'd say easily one of the best comics writers) on along with an artist (forget his name, wasn't super aware of his work) some time ago and Chuck described the Punisher the best. Basically every time you turn on the news and hear about some bastard, Frank is the one who gives the catharsis of that bastard meeting the bloody end they deserve. For example, Frank goes up against human traffickers, and throws one of them through bullet proof glass out of a skyscraper. Or in Daredevil. Scumbag offers him cp? Frank beats him to death with a baseball bat.

I get why Bob hates Gary though, Gary does a lot with Mauler, and Mauler making fun of Bob is probably the most relevent Bob's been in years.

 

[Wormy]

Rekieta had Chuck Dixon (I'd say easily one of the best comics writers) on along with an artist (forget his name, wasn't super aware of his work) some time ago and Chuck described the Punisher the best. Basically every time you turn on the news and hear about some bastard, Frank is the one who gives the catharsis of that bastard meeting the bloody end they deserve. For example, Frank goes up against human traffickers, and throws one of them through bullet proof glass out of a skyscraper. Or in Daredevil. Scumbag offers him cp? Frank beats him to death with a baseball bat.

True as this is, and yes, as satisfying as it is, part of me does miss the older portrayals of Castle that would, yes, bludgeon some chomo to death with a louisville slugger, but reminds you that he's not one of the good guys when he guns down someone for littering.

 

[JayHarrison]

Joe Manchin isn't going to join Biden's song and dance (His statement).
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"Coal-addict". Bobby has funny ideas about people's motivations.

I tend to think of Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden's voting base as "coal-addict voters". After the shenanigans that happened last year, coal is the only thing every single Biden voter should ever receive from Santa Claus from now until eternity.

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Torture? Good tactic!
Promoting the welfare of white people? Bad targets!
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How about AOC? I bet she doesn't mind being made uncomfortable?

Moviebob: "Joe Manchin and/or Kyrsten Sinema changing parties to give the Republicans a mjority in the U.S. Senate? That's bad."

Also Moviebob: "Joe Biden and the Democrats expanding the SCOTUS with Leftist judges that codify the Roe vs. Wade into the Constitution, rendering eugenics abortion on demand as federal law? That's good!"

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"Senator Manchin will have to explain to [...] families paying $1,000 a month or insulin [...] instead of $35 for that vital medicine..."

Sorry, hon, but if anyone need to explain the insane insulin pricing, ask FiC Biden. He's the one whose lackadaisical governance caused the spike in insuline prices.

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Bobby on auto mode:
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Lass Library is from New Mexico:
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Strange. Texas could be self-sufficient because it's an oil-rich state. Florida could thrive on its own because it rakes in a mint's worth of tourism bucks. Massachusetts has... old buildings? JFK's childhood home? Fenway Park? Honestly, I don't see Massachusetts having much of anything that would result in self-sufficiency; Moviebob's home state of Assholechusetts even less so.

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Obviously a typo. Moviebob's clearly meant to type "Nacho Grande".

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Not only would Hillary Rodham brought us Moon Base and jetpacks; she would have "blown" White Christian Patriarchy off the board of history, "in a non-'messy' fashion".
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The only way Moviebob would have ever lost the moon is if he literally exercised his ass fat off.

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That Spiderman is more popular than The Eternals turns out to be a deep racial problem:
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Racist Moviebob is racist.

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As I keep saying, Bobby would be very useful in Biden's cabinet -- a very useful idiot, that is.
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I don't think the "winter of severe illnesses and death for you and your families" is supported by science.

Let's break this down, shall we?

1. Bob's "sensible work and school operations policy" basically boils down to "yer jerbs don't matter, and education in MAGA country is literally worthless".
2. His battlefield conquests involve defeating Bowser multiple times, yet failing to make it past the first battle with Dr. Robotnik/Eggman.
3. Me not being familiar with the word convivality, I took a few seconds to search its definition (per Google, convivial means "friendly, lively, and enjoyable"). Based on his attitude on Twitter, there's no fucking way Moviebob could ever be considered a convivial person.
4. "Budoir stamina"? Maybe if fueled by cans of Red Bull while trying to beat Robotnik for the first time ever...

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Here is the announcement. You can hear the ice-cold venom from the voice of Jeff Zients, the spokesman, who of course has zero scientific credentials.
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"BOB... YOU... ARE... A... FUCKING... IDIOT... YOU... FUCKING... IDIOT!!!"

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Example of Evolved Persons that Bobby listens to: the Jonas Brothers and Big Bird, who has as much scientific credentials as Jeff Zients.
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Sorbo is correct in stating that Joe Rogan is not a scientist. However, not only has Joe Rogan actually helped save more lives in the past year than Moviebob has since (_insert_random_year_), but Rogan and Sorbo are more reputable as actors than Moviebob is as a narcissist film critic. (That, and Moviebob isn't a scientist, either.)

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Everything should be free. "Trumo" states should be grateful that Evolved States have been so generous that they keep them alive.
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Moviebob is not a 21st-century Thinker™ as he claims to be. The fact he's an easily replaceable film critic is not essential to the 21st century, and his general (racist, sexist, monarchic) attitude puts his worldview unacceptable for any point after the 19th century.

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Better idea: Stop coddling the Moviebob. He happily suckles on the Democrat government teat.

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If Bobby were a full-blown Randroid, he would have agreed that Manchin's daughter should be entitled to the sweats on her brow.

Yeah, curse that Trumo for significantly raising the price of epinephrine pens in February of 2021... oh, wait. That wasn't Trumo, was it?

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Continuing yesterday's discourse on Joe Manchin and his "coal-addict" voters:
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I'm still waiting for Moviebob's career to go from "film critic" to "permanent hobo".

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This non-person continues to pester Bobby:
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Does Moviebob really want to be perpetually remembered as the Chancellor from "The Obsolete Man"? Because that's how you get to be perpetually remembered as the Chancellor from "The Obsolete Man".

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Tucker's correspondent Jesse Kelly goes full hyperbole against our precious Emmas With Two Moms. Bobby doesn't understand figurative language.
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I'm surprised Moviebob isn't looking at sitting on a throne built from MAGA skulls.

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More from Fox G. Green about environmentalism:
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Spoken like a truly villainous, self-justified Moviebob.

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Thanks for warning me, Bob. I think I'll have better things to do during that time, like watering the neighborhood sidewalk.

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Moviebob doesn't need evidence; he' would happily send people to gulags for listening to opposing opinions from people who, unlike Bob, are actually intelligent:

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

As I keep saying, Bobby would be very useful in Biden's cabinet -- a very useful idiot, that is.

I don't think the "winter of severe illnesses and death for you and your families" is supported by science.

Since this has been brought to Bob's attention, he and his angels have been running defense claiming that it's out of context.
First Bob points out that it's a fragment of a screenshot and not that it's a fragment of the presser because he's stupid

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1473143176043053060

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "AGAIN: This is a fragment of a…

archived 21 Dec 2021 21:40:33 UTC

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Here Bob never once says that it's out of context, as in that there's more to it that's need to give you true understanding, and that he actually agrees with it

In come Bimbo with the new narrative that it's somehow out of context because it came from The Federalist.

https://twitter.com/BimboPolitic/status/1473148495158730756

Bimbo Politics 𒀭𒈹𒍠𒊩 on Twitter: "@ungodlytrinity @the_moviebob Al…

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Spoiler: Tweeted pic with highlighted parts to distract you

Bob agrees because that what Bob do.

If you're an observant fellow Bobologist you will notice that nothing that in the rest the presser gives any more context to the "you're gonna die if you don't get the shot" despite what Bimbo, who runs a sissy mind fuck discord that shocker of shockers was discovered to have minors in it, wants you to believe. If anything it reinforces it. The dichotomy is clear: You're either safe or you're unclean and going to die while taking so many with you. If you're unclean then good news! Here's the steps you can take to become like one of the holy.

And in reply to Bimbo

What was manipulated? It's the literal quote from the White House. This is also coming from the same people who say that throwing Bob's own words back at him is targeted harassment, stalking, and slander. Bob also ended with a Noah's Ark reference that absolutely no one was remotely close to talking about. Dipshit heard the word "boat" and "drown" and said to himself "this is the perfect opportunity to dunk on the obsoletes!"

And now for Bob's revamped defense. Please note he only started this after Bimbo said his piece about it being taken out of context meaning Bimbo successfully mind fucked Bob into not reading more than what he wrote.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1473292488899182592

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archived 21 Dec 2021 21:24:36 UTC

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"make your life and mine just a little bit worse"
Keyword there, with zero evidence whatsoever that anyone wants this, is "mine"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Two things, because I'm trying to limit my Robert intake at the moment. (I will fail at this.)

First, the Biden statement is "outrageous" because this is the same man who said he was campaigning to bring us all together, to "restore the soul of the nation", to "shut down the virus", to bring science back, etc. Now he's saying "hey, anti-vaxxers, this winter you and all of your family is going to die and make life worse for everyone and it's all your fucking fault" which is both not true and goes against his previous messaging. Donald fucking Trump has been a better spokesman on this than the White House. Just yesterday he went in front of a bunch of his fans and told them he got the booster and recommends they do and that not getting the vaccine is letting The Left™ win. Rather than channeling Film Robert, Biden should be pointing to that. Biden should be calling up Trump like Obama called up W. Bush and Clinton for hurricanes/earthquakes and having him spread the word. Instead, they're sending out press releases to the media that reinforce what the media already believes that anti-vaxxers are disgusting subhumans somehow bringing plague and death to us good THINKERS and that they DESERVE IT.

If it's "out of context" and a "MAGA lie" and whatever other spin Robert is now trying to put on it, then someone should probably tell the White House Chief of Staff, the most powerful man in America:


Second, Joe Rogan was on NEWSRADIO. If Robert is attempting to denigrate NewsRadio then I will see him at dawn with my second.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"DAMN ANTI-VAXERS DONT WEEP FOR THEM DYING!!" -Retarded fat man who will cry about suffering a heart attack or stroke soon and complains about diabetes medication prices.

It's very hard not to A-log Bob.

 

[Adamska]

"DAMN ANTI-VAXERS DONT WEEP FOR THEM DYING!!" -Retarded fat man who will cry about suffering a heart attack or stroke soon and complains about diabetes medication prices.

It's very hard not to A-log Bob.

It's nearly impossible to A-log him because he's a delusional crayon eating retard who is too stupid to understand he's cancelled in all wings due to a mix of said delusions and nerd fallacy. If he was just a shade more aware he'd have probably killed himself years ago.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Could you imagine if the Reagan White House released a press statement in the 80's that said "Hey if you shoot yourself up with drugs or take it up the ass unwrapped you're going to die." How Bobert and the Woke Crowd of today would react to it?

 

[Mola Ram]

Since this has been brought to Bob's attention, he and his angels have been running defense claiming that it's out of context.
First Bob points out that it's a fragment of a screenshot and not that it's a fragment of the presser because he's stupid

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1473143176043053060

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "AGAIN: This is a fragment of a…

archived 21 Dec 2021 21:40:33 UTC

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Here Bob never once says that it's out of context, as in that there's more to it that's need to give you true understanding, and that he actually agrees with it

In come Bimbo with the new narrative that it's somehow out of context because it came from The Federalist.

https://twitter.com/BimboPolitic/status/1473148495158730756

Bimbo Politics 𒀭𒈹𒍠𒊩 on Twitter: "@ungodlytrinity @the_moviebob Al…

archived 21 Dec 2021 21:45:31 UTC

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Bob agrees because that what Bob do.
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If you're an observant fellow Bobologist you will notice that nothing that in the rest the presser gives any more context to the "you're gonna die if you don't get the shot" despite what Bimbo, who runs a sissy mind fuck discord that shocker of shockers was discovered to have minors in it, wants you to believe. If anything it reinforces it. The dichotomy is clear: You're either safe or you're unclean and going to die while taking so many with you. If you're unclean then good news! Here's the steps you can take to become like one of the holy.

And in reply to Bimbo
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What was manipulated? It's the literal quote from the White House. This is also coming from the same people who say that throwing Bob's own words back at him is targeted harassment, stalking, and slander. Bob also ended with a Noah's Ark reference that absolutely no one was remotely close to talking about. Dipshit heard the word "boat" and "drown" and said to himself "this is the perfect opportunity to dunk on the obsoletes!"

And now for Bob's revamped defense. Please note he only started this after Bimbo said his piece about it being taken out of context meaning Bimbo successfully mind fucked Bob into not reading more than what he wrote.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1473292488899182592

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "@TwitsSweetTweet And I conside…

archived 21 Dec 2021 21:24:36 UTC

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"make your life and mine just a little bit worse"
Keyword there, with zero evidence whatsoever that anyone wants this, is "mine"

Bob is a psychopath. Also, only the blue check and his lefty bent protect him from getting nuked off Twitter. This is murderous talk, and if you directed anything like it at people he favors, he'd be screaming his fat head off.

I have rarely seen a man in such dire need of a savage beating.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Could you imagine if the Reagan White House released a press statement in the 80's that said "Hey if you shoot yourself up with drugs or take it up the ass unwrapped you're going to die." How Bobert and the Woke Crowd of today would react to it?

It was just the other day that Robert said Reagan should have been in prison over AIDS. (And Trump over COVID. But not Biden for some reason.)

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Could you imagine if the Reagan White House released a press statement in the 80's that said "Hey if you shoot yourself up with drugs or take it up the ass unwrapped you're going to die." How Bobert and the Woke Crowd of today would react to it?

It'd be the worst thing ever due to its tone and because it was directed at homosexuals. But, because this is directed at the new Untouchable caste (the unvaccinated), it's okay.

Remember, for these people, there are no bad tactics- only bad targets.

 

[Blacklight]

r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for yelling at my mom that I hate Harry Potter and to LET ME LIVE MY OWN LIFE

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I saw this was posted a while ago and made me think about Bob's poor children if he ever sired any.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for yelling at my mom that I hate Harry Potter and to LET ME LIVE MY OWN LIFE

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She and my dad actually met in a harry potter “IRC” (like Disord but for old people)

Ahahahahaahahahaaa. Funny post overall with the comments like that and the theme of a rebellious kid wanting to go to national parks and knit... 10/10 would copypasta.

The saddest thing is that this made me realize that people who were buying books from Scholastic when Pottermania started are in their 30's now.

(Do they still send those quarterly book order catalogs to schools? Probably just a spam to the principal or secretary public e-mail these days....)

 

[Tronathon242]

r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for yelling at my mom that I hate Harry Potter and to LET ME LIVE MY OWN LIFE

30,303 votes and 5,392 comments so far on Reddit

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I saw this was posted a while ago and made me think about Bob's poor children if he ever sired any.

Bob's spawn in that parallel universe would have to be more worried about him wanting to troon them out.