Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Krokodil Overdose]

well to be fair, narcissism and a huge fat ego go hand in hand 99.9% of the time.

Yeah, but the fat ego tends to be less literal. In fact narcissists are often extremely meticulous about their looks as an integral part of their self image.

Leave it to Bob to take only the worst parts of a mental disorder.

 

[make_it_so]

Not only would Hillary Rodham brought us Moon Base and jetpacks; she would have "blown" White Christian Patriarchy off the board of history, "in a non-'messy' fashion".

I love how the question of whether or not "We the People" actually want to see "genuine irreversible transformation of the U.S. and global free economy into the globalized market-progressive order" is not even considered by Bob. But then again like so many so-called "progressives," this diabetic fascist probably thinks that people not wanting or voting against that is "anti-democratic." Whereas anything and everything that serves the interests of transnational corporate oligarchy is "democratic," regardless of whether the people want it or not. That's what they keep telegraphing in A&N articles, anyway.

And Bob getting wood at the thought Hillary "Brutalizing" the opposition - it really is great that Bob looks like just as much as a brutish oaf as he sounds.

 

[Vida]

Bob's superior future

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Bobby gives the most retarded take on Juicy Toilet ever: "No human being remembers him; let's go to brunch!"
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Of course people shows him The Bobby Of Christmas Past:
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Everyone know Juicy Toilet was lying since Day One. Admit you are slow Bobby and take the L.

Man, I can't wait for jan 7 2022, so the jan 6 "insurection" will be over a year ago. But somehow I don't think that Robert will like that being thrown in his teeth.

 

[Positron]

As I keep saying, Bobby would be very useful in Biden's cabinet -- a very useful idiot, that is.

I don't think the "winter of severe illnesses and death for you and your families" is supported by science.

Here is the announcement. You can hear the ice-cold venom from the voice of Jeff Zients, the spokesman, who of course has zero scientific credentials.


Example of Evolved Persons that Bobby listens to: the Jonas Brothers and Big Bird, who has as much scientific credentials as Jeff Zients.


Everything should be free. "Trumo" states should be grateful that Evolved States have been so generous that they keep them alive.

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If Bobby were a full-blown Randroid, he would have agreed that Manchin's daughter should be entitled to the sweats on her brow.

Continuing yesterday's discourse on Joe Manchin and his "coal-addict" voters:


This non-person continues to pester Bobby:


Tucker's correspondent Jesse Kelly goes full hyperbole against our precious Emmas With Two Moms. Bobby doesn't understand figurative language.


More from Fox G. Green about environmentalism:

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Punisher got a literal retool.




Bobby explains why Nolan, whose Tenet was barely 15 months old, was a bad guy for insisting on theater-only release, while MCU is the hero for doing the same now.


Someone gives Bobby the Retard the straight, non-retarded dope.


Skyrim the Movie:

 

[CharlesBarkley]

As I keep saying, Bobby would be very useful in Biden's cabinet -- a very useful idiot, that is.
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Lol at Bob ever having sex. I bet he does jerk it all day though and he requires thirty breaks per session.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I love that because the "wrong" people like the Punisher, Marvel gave him a retarded ninja gimmick. Also, Tennent was not at the start of the pandemic, assuming 15 months is correct, that puts it approx in September. In my state, lockdown started in March. That was 6 months, and anyone who still thought covid was apocalyptic at that point probably needs to wear a helmet when they leave the house.

Bob would approve of Marvel creating its own covid strand and releasing it on the public, because Marvel is his god.

 

[King Dead]

Continuing yesterday's discourse on Joe Manchin and his "coal-addict" voters:
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I'm sorry, what? It's easier to change careers than for "the rest of us changing from breathing oxygen to something else?" The fuck are you smoking, Blobbo?

Doing my best to parse the stupidity here, he seems to be implying that burning coal is so bad that it'll do...something to the atmosphere. I'm not going to suggest that he seriously thinks that we'll burn up all the oxygen and we'll all choke to death on a CO2 atmosphere (even though it wouldn't surprise me if he actually were that stupid), but he's more likely insinuating that burning coal will release pollutants into the atmosphere that'll cause us all to...not be able to breathe anymore? Okay, it's still stupid.

Setting aside that we've been burning coal for thousands of years in some form or another without causing the extinction of the species, and also setting aside that Bob's beloved China's burning it like there's no tomorrow, it's not like there haven't been plenty of strides in finding ways to make coal a cleaner fuel (that China's ignoring, but what else is new). Like yeah, I wouldn't want to live next door to a coal power plant or stick my mouth over a smokestack, but a lot could be done to develop our coal reserves into a fuel source that doesn't coat cities with a thick layer of soot, given the right financial backing.

The other alternative is that he's referring to fossil fuels enhancing the greenhouse effect, but how you'd jump from that to not having enough oxygen to breathe is just...well, it'd be Bob-tier stupid, so maybe that's what he meant after all.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Lol at Bob ever having sex. I bet he does jerk it all day though and he requires thirty breaks per session.

He's trying desperately to dispel rumors that he's a 40 year old Virgin With Rage / Incel. The "I totally fucked Your Mom" comments do nothing to make anyone think Bob is a total sex-haver on the regular (with a partner that isn't either a fleshlight or his own hand).

I'm sorry, what? It's easier to change careers than for "the rest of us changing from breathing oxygen to something else?" The fuck are you smoking, Blobbo?

Doing my best to parse the stupidity here, he seems to be implying that burning coal is so bad that it'll do...something to the atmosphere. I'm not going to suggest that he seriously thinks that we'll burn up all the oxygen and we'll all choke to death on a CO2 atmosphere (even though it wouldn't surprise me if he actually were that stupid), but he's more likely insinuating that burning coal will release pollutants into the atmosphere that'll cause us all to...not be able to breathe anymore? Okay, it's still stupid.

Setting aside that we've been burning coal for thousands of years in some form or another without causing the extinction of the species, and also setting aside that Bob's beloved China's burning it like there's no tomorrow, it's not like there haven't been plenty of strides in finding ways to make coal a cleaner fuel (that China's ignoring, but what else is new). Like yeah, I wouldn't want to live next door to a coal power plant or stick my mouth over a smokestack, but a lot could be done to develop our coal reserves into a fuel source that doesn't coat cities with a thick layer of soot, given the right financial backing.

The other alternative is that he's referring to fossil fuels enhancing the greenhouse effect, but how you'd jump from that to not having enough oxygen to breathe is just...well, it'd be Bob-tier stupid, so maybe that's what he meant after all.

Bob's probably operating off the theory that at some point Climate Change (caused by Americans burning coal, but Bob is somehow unconcerned with the coal-burning of China or India) will kill all plant life on earth, thus eliminating free oxygen from the atmosphere due to the cessation of photosynthesis, which of course would necessitate humans finding something else to breathe other than oxygen if they want to live.

Bob's completely exceptionally ignorant here, though. He seems to not know about photosynthetic phytoplankton. After all, 3/4 of the Earth's surface is covered by water. Even if all plant life on land perished, there would still be an oxygen source. Plus the Sciences of the Soopeeryah Fyootchah would be able to break CO2 into Carbon and Oxygen artificially, surely.

 

[ChampFantana]

Lol at Bob ever having sex. I bet he does jerk it all day though and he requires thirty breaks per session.

Bob is a virgin, he's just making shit up. How do I know? Because even the most desperate woman or troon would require a lethal amount of alcohol to permit Buttbert to touch them.

 

[Positron]

Diabetes, alcoholism, obesity. That's three counts against "boudoir stamina"; I'd be surprised if Bobby lasts any length of time.

But then he also mentions "worldly conviviality", and we are certain that neither description applies to him.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Diabetes, alcoholism, obesity. That's three counts against "boudoir stamina"; I'd be surprised if Bobby lasts any length of time.

But then he also mentions "worldly conviviality", and we are certain that neither description applies to him.

if he's on any sort of meds for depression, there's a chance he could get "stuck" and not be able to coom, and mistakes that for 'boudoir stamina'.

 

[glib]

1. Most famous MMA commentator
2. Successful Comedian with albums and specials
3. Invented one of if not the most influential podcasts with an incredible guest list
4. Literal black belt in multiple martial arts
5. Taekwondo Champion

Being on Fear Factor was just one thing for Joe.

Like ive said before, Joe is everything Bob is not. The reason why people respect him is his work ethic and his commitment. He is able to touch base with a lot of different spheres of influence.

You have a meathead who wants to take DMT and talk to alex jones about inter dimensional machine elves. or he can talk to comedians and entertainers about performing arts. the same guy who wants to talk to Bas Rutten about backroom brawls also wants to talk to Elon Musk about electric energy.

Bob, people follow Joe Rogan because he walks the walk and he talks the talk. And no one I know has ever said Joe Rogan is this hyper egotistical opinionated asshole. Thats why hes a great host. The best thing about Joe is he strives for excellence while respecting other people. Thats something Bob won't do.

 

[The tired cat]

I love that because the "wrong" people like the Punisher, Marvel gave him a retarded ninja gimmick. Also, Tennent was not at the start of the pandemic, assuming 15 months is correct, that puts it approx in September. In my state, lockdown started in March. That was 6 months, and anyone who still thought covid was apocalyptic at that point probably needs to wear a helmet when they leave the house.

Bob would approve of Marvel creating its own covid strand and releasing it on the public, because Marvel is his god.

Leta be honest, this isnt Marvels 1st attempt to "fix" Punisher, we had him be a black guy, a cyborg, Frankeinstein, a Crow/Ghost Rider knock off. So, them suddenly making Frank a ninja type feels like a gimmick they wanna tack on, but like previous attempts I doubt it'll stick hard.

 

[glib]

Leta be honest, this isnt Marvels 1st attempt to "fix" Punisher, we had him be a black guy, a cyborg, Frankeinstein, a Crow/Ghost Rider knock off. So, them suddenly making Frank a ninja type feels like a gimmick they wanna tack on, but like previous attempts I doubt it'll stick hard.

It doesn't make sense because Punisher is all about practicality and killing criminals. This is reinforced to the point in one issue hes talking about how he hates fat rifles vs thin ones. The whole draw of the character is hes a marvel guy who kills with guns. Marvel comics is completely irrelevant, and Punisher with knives is just uncool Wolverine.

 

[The tired cat]

It doesn't make sense because Punisher is all about practicality and killing criminals. This is reinforced to the point in one issue hes talking about how he hates fat rifles vs thin ones. The whole draw of the character is hes a marvel guy who kills with guns. Marvel comics is completely irrelevant, and Punisher with knives is just uncool Wolverine.

I thought his whole draw was being an edgy power fantasy with his powers being plot armor mixed with how everyone in his general vicinity become morons and cannot take down a single dude with a skull on his chest.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I thought his whole draw was being an edgy power fantasy with his powers being plot armor mixed with how everyone in his general vicinity become morons and cannot take down a single dude with a skull on his chest.

No. The draw for Punisher has always been "Cool looking guy shoots guns at criminals." Everything else is just a means to an end for getting to that. Sometimes he's a respected but feared member of the superhero community, sometimes he's a violent outcast, sometimes he's a vigilante in alternate universe with no superheroes, The stuff you're describing are from Garth Ennis' worst Punisher stories where Marvel mandated he used characters he didn't like, want to use or understand.

 

[glib]

I thought his whole draw was being an edgy power fantasy with his powers being plot armor mixed with how everyone in his general vicinity become morons and cannot take down a single dude with a skull on his chest.

I mean for me it was the same draw as playing Max payne or watching Deathwish. Even John Wick. The protagonists of these stories all say to themselves "fuck this, no one is coming to save us except for me and my gun".

He's essentially Batman using a gun but with PTSD from Vietnam and without the Bruce Wayne fortune.

Theres a lot of potential there. If they wanted a Less Lethal Punisher they already have Night Thrasher, but no one cares cause Batman exists and is the highest value "normal strength" "melee guy". Punisher's antihero aspect is the draw. Antithetically this is why Red Hood is just seen as a Punisher ripoff. There are distinct lines historically when it comes to characters, their disposition, and their powers.

Superman for example is the apex super strength type, who is much more popular than say, Shazam or Nova.

Batman is much more popular than The Spirit, or Moon Knight.

Punisher is really the most popular shooty comic book character. Hes more iconic than Deadshot or Cable. Hawkeye is just a purple suited Bow guy compared to him. Taking away Punisher's guns is like taking Spider-mans webshooters or Batman's cape.

The only thing comparable is The Shadow, which was out of popularity when Punisher came about if i recall.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but upon getting in didn't Biden almost immediately reverse Trump directives tackling insulin price gouging? Are they trying to take credit for putting out a fire they started? By blaming it all on someone who just opposes handing them control of all the fire hoses?

(Of course, Bob doesn't believe the FD should open the hydrant at your house until you produce proof of a consistent whole-ticket D voting record.)

Luke's been on a tirade about the demerits of anarchism. This bit caught Bobby's eyes:

"I think people are terrible because I'm a person and I'm terrible."

Yeah, thanks for the wisdom. I might have a cynical streak and think things are on a downward spiral right now but I believe humans are largely good. Even after being bullied in school.

That Spiderman is more popular than The Eternals turns out to be a deep racial problem:

So, wanting to watch the movie where the heroes are regular people with a greater destiny thrust upon them is racist, unlike wanting to watch a movie where the heroes are superior beings charged with herding the cattle until slaughter day comes.

Boud... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

"What measures were undertaken to arrest the infection of our youth in the large cities? (...) Instead of tackling this problem in a haphazard way, the authorities should have realized that the fortunes or misfortunes of future generations depended on its solution. But to admit this would have demanded that active measures be carried out in a ruthless manner. " - Adolf Hitler

"HOW. MUCH. MORE. PLAINLY" (etc) - Moviebob

I'm sorry, is Bob attempting to get into a career dick measuring contest with Kevin Sorbo?

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I'm sorry, is Bob attempting to get into a career dick measuring contest with Kevin Sorbo?

Literally a Chad/Virgin meme.