Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Michael Crichton was not a good moral compass; Bob Chipman is.
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Humans are bad. If you think otherwise you suffer from religious psychosis:
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Contrary to Gutman, scare tactics work quite well in health administration, but the caveat is: you should back your scare up with data, and not feed people with bullshit that someone with even one IQ point above Bobby can see through.

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(The article he quoted)

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Some washed-up teenybopper is more respectable than Joe Rogan because he has a podcast. A podcast! Can you imagine? Just like Chris Chipman!
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Humans are bad. If you think otherwise you suffer from religious psychosis:
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"Humans are just animals" might be technically true but definitely has a different vibe when it comes from someone who advocates for eugenics and wants large amounts of the population to die. Especially when he then talks about how he thinks most humans are worse than dogs.

The "race-essentialism mixed with religious psychopathy" part is just pure pinhead gobbledygook that I refuse to engage with.
 
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It is so cute Bobby thinks DNA can last so long.
Hey y'all wanna see the actual picture that's in the actual article and not the one they used as click bait? Do you wanna do more than just read a headline?
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It came from south China so you know that this fossil is something you can take to the bank. This is "we reanimated a severed pig's head" all over again.

"Humans are just animals" might be technically true but definitely has a different vibe when it comes from someone who advocates for eugenics and wants large amounts of the population to die. Especially when he then talks about how he thinks most humans are worse than dogs.

The "race-essentialism mixed with religious psychopathy" part is just pure pinhead gobbledygook that I refuse to engage with.
I have a problem with someone, not just Bob, who takes the stance that we're just animals. Animals can be herded. Animals can be neutered. Animals can be tamed. Animals can be culled. I get Bob's milquetoast argument that classification wise yes we are animals but that's not what he nor any other sped like him ever means. We are more than just mere animals. Dogs, dolphins, crows and apes can never accomplish what we have and it's not because we have spear chucking shoulder sockets and opposable thumbs. It's a dangerous game to remove the humanity from humanity. If Bob knew/cared about that we wouldn't have over four thousand pages of us sperging out at him sperging out.
 
God, I can't stand these nudniks who go "I don't understand why people hate Bob so much."

Having people dislike you is a common side effect of being an arrogant, over-opinionated blowhard who can never keep his goddamn mouth shut about anything.

And if there's one thing worse than an arrogant person, it's a person who hasn't even "earned" his arrogance.

For me, it was adjusting to the idea that as a rule you don't get angry at lolcows around here ... but Bob is so incredibly skilled at enraging people by sheer dint of how obnoxious he is and how undeserved his arrogance is. When you see this bloated dimbulb sneering about how all the Stupids should be put to death then worm away to claiming it was "just a joke." well, you may not be able to help violating that rule against anger.
 
For me, it was adjusting to the idea that as a rule you don't get angry at lolcows around here ... but Bob is so incredibly skilled at enraging people by sheer dint of how obnoxious he is and how undeserved his arrogance is. When you see this bloated dimbulb sneering about how all the Stupids should be put to death then worm away to claiming it was "just a joke." well, you may not be able to help violating that rule against anger.
It doesn't help that the moment you try to nail him on his words he tries to doublestandard his way out of it by babbling how he didn't JUST advocate gassing millions of people or dance for their poverty. And if that doesn't work, the retarded man waddles away crying to his fans or to Twitter because he's a pathetic cry bully who needed more beatings.

I'm really beginning to think he's never had the shit kicked out of him; he was only ever mocked. I'll tell you that a physical beating or two for what you do by your peers usually will make you at least not as likely to spout shit off.
 
I'm really beginning to think he's never had the shit kicked out of him; he was only ever mocked. I'll tell you that a physical beating or two for what you do by your peers usually will make you at least not as likely to spout shit off.

I have no idea if this is a real Mike Tyson quote or apocryphal, but when I heard it I instantly thought of Bob:

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I have no idea if this is a real Mike Tyson quote or apocryphal, but when I heard it I instantly thought of Bob:

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People like Bob who act self righteous on Twitter guaranteed were shoved in lockers daily throughout school. Not Bob though. He was stuffed in the school's tool shed.
 
Hey y'all wanna see the actual picture that's in the actual article and not the one they used as click bait? Do you wanna do more than just read a headline?
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It came from south China so you know that this fossil is something you can take to the bank. This is "we reanimated a severed pig's head" all over again.
I always find cinematico roberticos takes on anything related to my field (genetics) to be genuinely mind numbing. Especially as they clearly explain in Jurassic Park - the only reason he thinks this can be done - that the dino-soars! in that weren't actually dino-soars! They were entirely new organisms that were engineered to look vaguely like dinosaurs. A lot of their DNA came from various amphibians; and machines that tried to rebuild DNA from nothing.

The message of JP was all about man thinking that they can completely control nature - even the nature of things they don't actually understand - and how it literally ate them alive as a result. Nature is powerful and needs to be respected; everything has its time, and trying to recreate the ancient in the now never makes the ancient; it just makes a dangerous, pale copy. Bob is retarded and I hate him. Even if I could make dino-soars! today, I wouldn't, because it's wrong.
 
Well tools belong in the shed don't they?
Be fair. There's no way his fat ass would've fit in a locker.

For me, it was adjusting to the idea that as a rule you don't get angry at lolcows around here ... but Bob is so incredibly skilled at enraging people by sheer dint of how obnoxious he is and how undeserved his arrogance is. When you see this bloated dimbulb sneering about how all the Stupids should be put to death then worm away to claiming it was "just a joke." well, you may not be able to help violating that rule against anger.
What really gets me about Bob and his arrogance is the simple fact that he suffers no consequences for it. He never gets what he richly deserves. Other cows do, but not Bob. It'll be a fine day when he enters a diabetic coma while tweeting his latest screed.

"Just... one... more... twee... eet...."
 
Be fair. There's no way his fat ass would've fit in a locker.


What really gets me about Bob and his arrogance is the simple fact that he suffers no consequences for it. He never gets what he richly deserves. Other cows do, but not Bob. It'll be a fine day when he enters a diabetic coma while tweeting his latest screed.

"Just... one... more... twee... eet...."
The only good thing - for us -about Chippa becoming a tard alongside blob, is that we'll have confirmation when one of them dies. Without that, Bob could expire in the night and no one would notice. His tweets would just mysteriously stop; leaving us without the satisfaction of a dead bob in a mario themed coffin.
 
Michael Crichton was not a good moral compass; Bob Chipman is.
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Humans are bad. If you think otherwise you suffer from religious psychosis:
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Contrary to Gutman, scare tactics work quite well in health administration, but the caveat is: you should back your scare up with data, and not feed people with bullshit that someone with even one IQ point above Bobby can see through.

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(The article he quoted)

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Some washed-up teenybopper is more respectable than Joe Rogan because he has a podcast. A podcast! Can you imagine? Just like Chris Chipman!
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Fucking idiot.

Can any other animal on this planet drive a stick shift? No? How about design one? How many monkeys are in space that we didn't put there? They're so clever, I saw one use a stick to eat termites. Indoor plumbing? No? You sort of stop comparing the two when there's that much of a gap. Those are animals. We're something else.

Lots of humans have fucked up over the years. Sucks when they do. But given there's almost eight billion of us on this planet when we've long had the ability to cut that to zero is a sign that humans are easily the most compassionate creatures that ever walked this planet.

My dog is the sweetest of her kind, but even she'd press the big red button if somebody got within a foot of one of her Oinkies. She'd have to, she's a dog. You know, an animal.
 
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Fucking idiot.

Can any other animal on this planet drive a stick shift? No? How about design one? How many monkeys are in space that we didn't put there? They're so clever, I saw one use a stick to eat termites. Indoor plumbing? No? You sort of stop comparing the two when there's that much of a gap. Those are animals. We're something else.

Lots of humans have fucked up over the years. Sucks when they do. But given there's almost eight billion of us on this planet when we've long had the ability to cut that to zero is a sign that humans are easily the most compassionate creatures that ever walked this planet.

My dog is the sweetest of her kind, but even she'd press the big red button if somebody got within a foot of one of her Oinkies. She'd have to, she's a dog. You know, an animal.
Bob is the same sort of retard that acts shocked when a dog eats a baby; because 'Oh he's so cuddly!'. It reminds me of people that don't seem to get that if Pigs could do what we do to pigs; they would, and they wouldn't feel bad over it.
 
What really gets me about Bob and his arrogance is the simple fact that he suffers no consequences for it. He never gets what he richly deserves. Other cows do, but not Bob. It'll be a fine day when he enters a diabetic coma while tweeting his latest screed.

I think that's the real reason the board goes nuts when Bob gets fired from an Escapist or nuked from orbit by a Lindsay. Even his dustup with Amanda Milius brought us unseemly joy. Humiliations like that are the closest he's likely to get to a comeuppance ... because, really, he doesn't have all that much to lose.
 
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