Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

He cares about his family. That's it. That's his sole positive characteristic. It's such a low bar that it's difficult to give Bob credit for stepping over it, but he does. And he actually outdoes many of the troons he orbits in this area, as troons are notorious for shitting on their families. And it's important to notice, lest we become as negative and hateful as Bob himself.

While this is true, and while I wouldn't discount it despite how contemptible I find him, I do wonder if Bob holds his fire on his blood relatives because he's utterly dependent on them. What would happen if he blew up at his brother over some bro opinion, or denounced his mother because she dared to vote for a Republican on the town council? Do you really think he could survive?

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

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Chippa is coming up with stupid opinions about films on his own. Big bro should be proud.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Chippa is coming up with stupid opinions about films on his own. Big bro should be proud.

Y'know, I'm not big on gangster films, but I think if I told my dad that Gang's of NY was a superhero film, he'd call me a retard.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bobby and co. further examines the religious personality. They are bargain-basement Nietzsches.

Every time I think Bobbo has hit absolute zero self awareness, he goes lower. I guess it's a talent?

Luke has another "thesis":

Well, it wouldn't be a good pomo without smacking everyone in the face with its thesis and synthesis and praxis etc.

Builds "thesis", doesn't even bother to check the meta to verify base assumptions are correct. Brilliant. With theses like these who needs antitheses? If he built a house it'd be a cardboard box in a swamp with "manshun" written on the front in pink sharpie.

Also, was there a troon involved in TLOU2? I thought it was a soyboy writing a fanfic where he gets to nail the bulldyke of his dreams. (Where would you even get estrogen after the apocalypse, anyway?)

 

[Mola Ram]

Please excuse me, I need to go jump off Hoover Dam over the revelation that Bob only has fans becaue someone might be impressed by knowing the name Sam Peckinpah.

 

[ChampFantana]

Bob has openly admitted that he goes looking for low-intelligence "chuds" to bash to make himself feel better.

The funniest part about that is how Lardo Retardo is so stupid that even the supposed "low intelligence chuds" shit on him with little effort.

Remember, the biggest way to qualify as a "low intelligence chud" in The Eternal Virgin's eyes is being to the slight right of Chairman Mao.

So it's incredibly funny to see Bobert The Stupid pick a fight with his betters and get trounced every single time.

 

[King Dead]

Also, was there a troon involved in TLOU2? I thought it was a soyboy writing a fanfic where he gets to nail the bulldyke of his dreams. (Where would you even get estrogen after the apocalypse, anyway?)

There was, and ironically it wasn't the roided-up Abby that clearly looked like a troon. Instead, it was an Asian girl that dressed up like a boy, though I forget if it was because she was a true and honest man or because it was a smart way to avoid getting raped in the post-apocalypse. I never played the game because I have much better things to do with my time than play Druckman's wankfest, but something tells me it was the former and not the latter, because the latter would have taken a bit more time to think about and wouldn't have scored near as many progressive points.

A better question is where would you get all the roids and protein Abby would need to maintain her ridiculous physique, but those are questions that have been asked since before and after the game came out, and aren't worth clogging up this thread over.

Much like Bob's clogged arteries. See, I can always bring it back around!

 

[A Very Big Fish]

There was, and ironically it wasn't the roided-up Abby that clearly looked like a troon. Instead, it was an Asian girl that dressed up like a boy, though I forget if it was because she was a true and honest man or because it was a smart way to avoid getting raped in the post-apocalypse. I never played the game because I have much better things to do with my time than play Druckman's wankfest, but something tells me it was the former and not the latter, because the latter would have taken a bit more time to think about and wouldn't have scored near as many progressive points.

A better question is where would you get all the roids and protein Abby would need to maintain her ridiculous physique, but those are questions that have been asked since before and after the game came out, and aren't worth clogging up this thread over.

Much like Bob's clogged arteries. See, I can always bring it back around!

Abby got the protein from biting off Ellie's fingers

I think the character you're talking about was Lev (don't quote me on that) and they were an actual troon. And one of the characters in the "Fat Geralt" memes. Specifically, the person that Fat Geralt beats the breaks off of.

 

[bajagoogoo]

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Please excuse me, I need to go jump off Hoover Dam over the revelation that Bob only has fans becaue someone might be impressed by knowing the name Sam Peckinpah.

And he picked "Cross of Iron" as well. Bless.

At this point, I'm waiting for Bob to start smoking cloves whilst listening to Godspeed You! Black Emperor on LP.

 

[Mola Ram]

And he picked "Cross of Iron" as well. Bless.

At this point, I'm waiting for Bob to start smoking cloves whilst listening to Godspeed You! Black Emperor on LP.

"You know, Bob, I consider myself something of a film 'buff', and yet I'd never heard of the name Coppola! God bless you!"

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby and co. further examines the religious personality. They are bargain-basement Nietzsches.
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Moviebob is just like Führer Hillary in one regard (two, maybe?) in that there's no place they're able to go when they die. Neither of them are good enough people to enter Heaven, and Hell doesn't want them because Satan fears being usurped by Bob and Hillary.

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Covid. Bobby believes Science and Natural Selection.
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That's because there's no [DNC logo] in science.

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Moviebob's still pissed that Donald Trump stole his 2020 summer and his Halloween.

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Once again, Moviebob simps hard for Führer Hillary (decensored):

And, apparently, the lockdowns weren't strict enough for Bob (decensored):

 

[make_it_so]

>Gangs of New York is a Superhero Film
......I'm sorry, I think I just had an aneurysm from Chris's stupidity here.

And while Gangs is probably my least favorite Scorsese film, I still wouldn't say "the majority of Superhero Films are superior to this film." I mean, they're not even in the same fucking category of filmmaking.

There was, and ironically it wasn't the roided-up Abby that clearly looked like a troon. Instead, it was an Asian girl that dressed up like a boy, though I forget if it was because she was a true and honest man or because it was a smart way to avoid getting raped in the post-apocalypse. I never played the game because I have much better things to do with my time than play Druckman's wankfest, but something tells me it was the former and not the latter, because the latter would have taken a bit more time to think about and wouldn't have scored near as many progressive points.

A better question is where would you get all the roids and protein Abby would need to maintain her ridiculous physique, but those are questions that have been asked since before and after the game came out, and aren't worth clogging up this thread over.

Much like Bob's clogged arteries. See, I can always bring it back around!

That reminds of when either one of the producers or Arnold Schwarzenegger himself pointed out that Arnold playing the human hero in The Terminator would make no sense, since a human barely scraping by in a post-apocalyptic wasteland wouldn't be able to bulk up and be huge like Arnold was.

Moviebob is just like Führer Hillary in one regard (two, maybe?) in that there's no place they're able to go when they die. Neither of them are good enough people to enter Heaven, and Hell doesn't want them because Satan fears being usurped by Bob and Hillary.

Bob couldn't usurp a kindergarten picnic. Satan would simply put up a big warp pipe that Bob would immediately think was his long promised portal to the Mushroom Kingdom where he could Bing-Bing-Wahoo! forever, and he would immediately jump into it. In reality it would warp him to an endless eighth level Bowser's dungeon where no matter how hard he tried he could never get to the end and free the Princess, constantly trying to navigate an ever changing maze of lava pits, fire beams, and jumps too wide for his obese body to make for all eternity.

And, apparently, the lockdowns weren't strict enough for Bob (decensored):

We all know that Bob is the level of sociopath that would have no problem with literally welding people inside their homes like the CCP did to prevent the spread of COVID. Hell, we know he would be in favor of welding people inside their homes if they didn't have COVID but didn't vote for the right candidate or consoomed the correct product.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

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Please excuse me, I need to go jump off Hoover Dam over the revelation that Bob only has fans becaue someone might be impressed by knowing the name Sam Peckinpah.

Idiots tend to congregate. A shame we can't mass delete them off twitter, but oh well.

We all know that Bob is the level of sociopath that would have no problem with literally welding people inside their homes like the CCP did to prevent the spread of COVID. Hell, we know he would be in favor of welding people inside their homes if they didn't have COVID but didn't vote for the right candidate or consoomed the correct product.

Part of it comes from the fact that he genuinely doesn't see them as people. When he says "You're not a person" it's one of the few times he's being honest. He cannot comprehend the world beyond his little bubble and so sees the rest of humanity as background characters in his story whose lives and deaths are of no consequence. As such, they can be safely exterminated without anything of value (to him) being lost.

The irony being that if Bob disappeared off the face of the earth now, nothing would change. While most of the people he wants dead affect the world in ways his tiny little brain could never imagine.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Why not reference England's lockdown restrictions as "the way to go"? When selling lockdowns to us, why start with China, of all countries? Does he really think we all believe China's numbers and lies too?

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Why not reference England's lockdown restrictions as "the way to go"? When selling lockdowns to us, why start with China, of all countries? Does he really think we all believe China's numbers and lies too?

Because England does not have a Naomi Wu with bolt-ons who Loves the Science(TM)

 

[link1234]

And, apparently, the lockdowns weren't strict enough for Bob (decensored):

If everyone stayed home then who would deliver the foods/meds/etc? Oh, wait. Silly me of course if Hillary was president then those super advance robots that Bob fantasized about when he was a kid hearing about what the future would be like would have been invented by now. They would deliver all our food while we stayed home and watched Marvel movies. It is a shame those stupid rednecks voted for Trump otherwise the Superior Future would have stopped the pandemic in months. This is probably Bob's solid no flaw logic behind all this.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Chippa is coming up with stupid opinions about films on his own. Big bro should be proud.

If he pulls off some retarded reviews with actual talking points instead of just shoving in politics, he will be a better critic than Bob is lol!

 

[Koby_Fish]

If everyone stayed home then who would deliver the foods/meds/etc? Oh, wait. Silly me of course if Hillary was president then those super advance robots that Bob fantasized about when he was a kid hearing about what the future would be like would have been invented by now. They would deliver all our food while we stayed home and watched Marvel movies. It is a shame those stupid rednecks voted for Trump otherwise the Superior Future would have stopped the pandemic in months. This is probably Bob's solid no flaw logic behind all this.

nono, see, the Robots of the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah would be doing all the delivering! And all the other jobs, because hyooman labor is obsolete! All humanity needs now is Thinkers not laborers!

This is what Bob actually believes.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Bobby and co. further examines the religious personality. They are bargain-basement Nietzsches.
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There's more projection going on in this exchange than there is in a 2000-room movie theatre. Leftism is the Ultimate Philosophy of Envy, so it's no wonder that Blob the Slob and his fellow SJWs ascribe their own affliction to their enemies. Nor will any of them admit that the main reason they shill for abortion is because they think it will get them laid. As for "wasting your life bowing to something imaginary", what could be more imaginary than Bob's belief in his own superiority, or his belief in a Superior Future? There are cultists believing in flying saucers and centuries long government conspiracies who have less imagination than Bob does.

Covid. Bobby believes Science and Natural Selection.
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If i don't believe a person has an "objectively correct, extremely simple solution," the way to get me on board is to insult me and force me to do what you want anyway, right? Maybe if MovieBob looked more like Gigachad and less like a sentient blob of half-melted candlewax that crawled into a pile of rummage sale clothing, I'd be inclined to think of him as some kind of authority on something. Ditto if he had an actual job/house, and a 9 for a wife.

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More projection by Blobbo. Wasn't he the one screeching the loudest about how the restrictions were impinging on his fun? More proof that NPCs like Bob view COVID vax as a religious ritual that will somehow lead to salvation than the imperfect-but-useful-in-some-cases tool that it currently is in real life.

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Never Saw Gangs of New York. Is that the film where Daniel Day-Lewis and Leonardo DiCaprio donned capes, flew around, and engaged in a Beam-O-War battle above New York City?

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Bob's still salty about Villenueve and Dune being a success, eh? Bob is all for blockbuster films getting Oscars if they're capeshit, so he's being a hypocrite as usual. Plus, Dune is based on an influential and culturally significant Sci-Fi novel. A high quality rendering of it should be a shoo-in for an Oscar nomination, just like a high quality episode of Game of Thrones would be a shoo-in for getting an Emmy. Just because a work of media is in the Genre Fiction category, that doesn't mean it should be automatically booted out of the running for "prestige awards".

Scarlett Johannson has a lot to answer for:
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Will Bobby be able to stuff pizza and hipster beers into his face at his local movie palace again? Will the threat of them disappearing in favor of home streaming finally be dispelled? Because that's the real reason Bob cares about any of this.

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Wasn't Peckinpah an anti-censorship pioneer who got a lot of shit for the amount of gore he put into his films? He certainly doesn't sound like he'd be any friend to Bob and his ilk. Then again, who's to say what Sam would have turned into during Current Year and the Coming of the Orange Man? Also, lol at the Bob-follower who doesn't know who Peckinpah is. I'd be surprised if this scrub even knew who Tarantino is.... Hell, he probably doesn't even know what WW2 and Nazis are...

Luke has another "thesis":
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Queer/Trans storytelling suffers not because the mainstream hates it. (They're falling over themselves to give Oscars to films with gay people in them, after all.) Queer/Trans storytelling suffers because of all of the pandering, shitty writing, and toxic fandom that surrounds the Queer media community. Even when creators try giving trans people what they want, they'll be accused of doing it wrong or of harming members of the Trans Community via bad representation. When you find yourself getting constantly burned because you try and fail to please unplease-able people, you're going to eventually stop trying. Only media that's fully infested with the LGBT-friendly will take chances with this kind of storytelling, which limits LGBT creators mainly to cartoons. There's also a lot of child-grooming in the Troon community so there's a lot of focus aimed at making cartoons aimed at kids. Ahem.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

You know what is in the true spirit of Christmas? Free money! (Archive of theWSJ article)
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The article didn't say anything Bobby and his idiot brigade imagine. What it says is that Biden's free money is eaten up by inflation, so in the end the supposed beneficiaries stay poor as before. Trump knew the solution to poverty was more jobs (and he delivered); Biden doesn't.

Jesus wasn't born to a family of layabouts; his father was a workman.

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This is also the season to be a Pollyanna:
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Christianity is evil because it is syncretic, and its latest victim that disappeared in its blender is... Capitalism! Why can't Christians stay pure and exclusive like Jews?
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Is humanity redeemable? Peter Coffin says yes.
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So Bobby blocked Fox G. Green at last?

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Workers may become obsolete, but the Left lasts forever.
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Student-loan forgiveness. Lass_Library powerlevels some more:
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I don't want my doctor and attorney to worry about family discord and sexual dissatisfaction too. So by Bobby's reasoning, shall we provide them marriage counselling and prostitutes on government's bucks too?

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I agree with Bobby that Lawrence Summers isn't in the position to complain about that.

Soon, prospective doctors will have to learn concepts like "microaggression" and "white fragility" (and I presume the name "Fragile X Syndrome" will not stand)
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"Woke Medicine" is dangerous because wokened doctors might attribute white people's symptoms as "white fragility" and pee o'sea's physical complaints as resulting from "microaggression", and by attributing social causes as the origin of their illnesses, they might miss (or even neglect to look for) organic causes. This is how Woke Medicine deprives whites and colored alike.

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Bobby, champion of the Arts, grows apprehensive about a certain trend in Modern Art:
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A discussion about famous college dropouts brought out huge cans of worms:
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Indeed, Bobby gauges genius by entertainment value, and two of these two simply aren't entertaining.

Black Science Man isn't Sciency enough for Bobby:
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Oliver "Abigail Thorn" Lennard would suck dicks for the right price (Archive of The Greyzone article)
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It is deplorable indeed that the UK Government would see a tranny as a voice of reason and authority.

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*Retch*

New Angel exhibits his misogyny:
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I think any woman would rather be dry than be wet with colonic mucus.

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MCU is slated to sweep the Oscars, now more rigged than ever. The question is, will it be Spiderman or, as Bobby hopes, The Eternals?
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MCU is not going to please R-Rated edgelord dudebros. Perish the thought!
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Bobby has something to say about Sonic 2's new campaign:
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Invasion USA is a stinker by objective standards, but it's my guilty pleasure as well.

Luke loves Matrix:
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If a show isn't discussed on social media, it is not "cultural".
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Some drama around Peter Dinklage and racism. I can't be bothered.
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Adam McKay:
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A tranny calls someone "No Fun Allowed Guy". How droll.

Simp:
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Anyway, Merry Christmas and may Bobby passes out drunk, and does not wake up until Superior Future is due.

I need to know if the kid got a bunch of those little prostitute toddler dolls.