Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This is also the season to be a Pollyanna:

You know why those last year numbers were so low? Because that was 2020 and there was no vaccine and shut downs were still in effect. It's amazing how vaccinated numbers can go from almost zero to millions when they actually exist. It's amazing how many schools open once you open them all. The rest of this thot's post is pure bullshit with an especially hard fuck you over the Afghanistan pull out. The idea that anyone, on either side, would be willing to try to make what happened in last August a win gives me palpitations. Fuck this midwest 6 and Bob for simping for her.

Is humanity redeemable? Peter Coffin says yes.


So Bobby blocked Fox G. Green at last?

I think it's the other way around. Iirr it was 2 weeks ago that Fox finally gave up, saying something to the effect of "this dipshit keeps coming into my feed and shitting up the place and I'm tired of it".

Speaking of blocking! Y'all remember a year or two ago when Bob was still employed and set up his long forgotten personal account that he almost promptly locked down and spent 6-8 months screaming at people like Coffin while his tweets were protected?

 

[The Ugly One]

I don't think Bob is autistic. I just think he's pretty dumb and never grew up. He's not sub-literate, obviously, but he completely lacks analytical ability or the capacity to form independent opinions. He mimics how he thinks smart people talk, but as others have pointed out, he lacks any ability to grasp what goes on in a movie; he perceives only an animated collage of scenes and events. Add into that the fact that he never had to stop playing with children's toys long enough to become an actual adult, which at least his brother somewhat managed to do, and you have a fat, loveless moron who is unaware that being angry online and voting Democrat isn't enough to make you "elite."

I wonder if he's dumb enough to be goaded into sharing his SAT score online.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Spoiler: More religious sperging

Jannies, feel free to move this into Deep Thoughts or whatever if you want.

IMO, a Christian Seder is entirely legit. Christians should be just as happy that the ancient Hebrews got out of slavery in Egypt as the Jews are. Christianity proceeds from the Hebrew religion of ages past, and there's actually a bit of symbolism that can get lost in the Jewish version of things. For instance, the middle Matzah, which is broken in half. There's Christian symbolism there regarding the Messiah, as there's multiple references in the Bible of the Messiah being "broken" (Isaiah specifically). Not only that, the Matzah itself is "striped" (with the scoring marks on it), which again, can also refer to the Messiah (Jesus), because Jesus was whipped by Pilate prior to Crucifixion. Just as the Hebrews were released from the bondage of slavery in Egypt, Jesus the Messiah frees us from the bondage of sin. And after all, the whole Last Supper was a Seder Meal, itself. (Now if it was an entirely different religion, like say Hinduism, to "appropriate" the Seder, dude might have a point, but Christianity literally has roots in ancient root Hebrew religion (as it existed in the Mosaic Era of the O.T.) and this is entirely acceptable.)

The issues I have with a Christian Seder are:
1) Lots of the people who support it also push dual-covenant theology (which in my opinion is racist and completely anti-Christian) or support giving the Holy Land to the Jews (ditto, especially when those same Israelis are perfectly happy to oppress local Christians because, hey, they're just goyim after all).
2) Passover is the Old Testament equivalent of Easter - at Passover, God's people were delivered from bondage to the Pharaoh, at Easter, God's people (yes, Christians are God's chosen people, regardless of their ethnic background) were delivered from bondage to sin. If you speak French or Spanish, you'll notice that the words for Passover (Pascua judia, Pâque juive) come from the words for Easter (Pascua, Pâques). Which brings me onto my next point:
3) There's no need for Christians to adopt Jewish traditions when we have our own traditions, which is what Chrysostom warned against. Pharisaic Judaism is, from a Christian point of view, a false religion. Why should we celebrate a false religion's rituals when we have our own ones?

 

[Koby_Fish]

I don't think Bob is autistic. I just think he's pretty dumb and never grew up. He's not sub-literate, obviously, but he completely lacks analytical ability or the capacity to form independent opinions. He mimics how he thinks smart people talk, but as others have pointed out, he lacks any ability to grasp what goes on in a movie; he perceives only an animated collage of scenes and events. Add into that the fact that he never had to stop playing with children's toys long enough to become an actual adult, which at least his brother somewhat managed to do, and you have a fat, loveless moron who is unaware that being angry online and voting Democrat isn't enough to make you "elite."

I wonder if he's dumb enough to be goaded into sharing his SAT score online.

Not for nothing, but autistic people often learn to mimic others, in the manner that Bob does.
That being said, I'd be very surprised if Bob someday releases his SAT scores. I think they aren't high enough for a narcissistic-minded fellow such as himself to brag about show online.

Spoiler: More religious sperging

Jannies, feel free to move this into Deep Thoughts or whatever if you want.


The issues I have with a Christian Seder are:
1) Lots of the people who support it also push dual-covenant theology (which in my opinion is racist and completely anti-Christian) or support giving the Holy Land to the Jews (ditto, especially when those same Israelis are perfectly happy to oppress local Christians because, hey, they're just goyim after all).
2) Passover is the Old Testament equivalent of Easter - at Passover, God's people were delivered from bondage to the Pharaoh, at Easter, God's people (yes, Christians are God's chosen people, regardless of their ethnic background) were delivered from bondage to sin. If you speak French or Spanish, you'll notice that the words for Passover (Pascua judia, Pâque juive) come from the words for Easter (Pascua, Pâques). Which brings me onto my next point:
3) There's no need for Christians to adopt Jewish traditions when we have our own traditions, which is what Chrysostom warned against. Pharisaic Judaism is, from a Christian point of view, a false religion. Why should we celebrate a false religion's rituals when we have our own ones?

Spoiler: Religiouspergia Addendum

Well lucky us filthy Lutherans don't go down the path of #1 there.
I don't think that Seder specifically is necessarily an exclusive province of modern Pharisaic Judaism. After all, Jesus had no problem celebrating Seder. It wasn't just about escaping Egypt, it was also about the Messiah. It's less a Jewish Tradition than it is a historic religious Hebrew tradition, technically speaking, although Pharisaic Judaism added a thing or two and modern "liberal" (in the religious sense of the word) woke Judaism added even more (like say an orange for LGBT+- things) and subtracted other things. I mean, modern Judaism long ago stopped painting their doorposts in lamb blood, and traditions alter accordingly - they stopped slaughtering lambs after the Temple went down in 70 AD, I think? I know the Samaritans still do that, though. Heck, at our house I try to get a leg of lamb roasted for Maundy Thursday, just because. And it's not like the entire Passover thing was after Christianity came about, but rather before, so you could consider it a continuum, rather than pasting in things that came afterwards, and I think that's an important distinction to make. I would argue a "Jewish Tradition" is only harmful to Christianity if it encourages rejecting Jesus as the Messiah and other false teachings of the Pharisees. If a tradition pre-existed Pharisaism, it's probably safe to put a Christian spin on, especially if it enhances the understanding of Christ's sacrifice. Of course sacrifice and a whole lamb are now unnecessary, as is painting the doorposts, but the meal in and of itself and how it goes (minus the chair for Elijah I guess? That was pasted in late, not an original feature, and was not included in any Christian seder I've ever attended), with a Christian understanding of the symbolism clearly explained, is pretty mundane and workable. I'd stipulate that if an entirely Jewish Seder, uncut and unedited, was performed, with no Christian symbolism explanations, then that would concur with the idea that we don't need that kind of tradition.

I mean if you don't want to, that's fine; it's not a common thing, but as long as a Christian continuity is paramount, I think it's alright.

 

[Emperor Julian]

It's genuinly fascinating that despite being the human personification of Soy memes, Peter Coffin is somehow more likable and respectable than Bob. That isnt even praise of Peter. Outside of proactively malevolent lolcows Bob is a truly unlikable turd of a man.

i can crack a smile that peter states a desire to uplift his fellow man. I can't think of anything Bob believes I don't find repulsive, which considering I'm a hard left winger speaks depths as to how fucked up this guy is.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

It's genuinly fascinating that despite being the human personification of Soy memes, Peter Coffin is somehow more likable and respectable than Bob. That isnt even praise of Peter. Outside of proactively malevolent lolcows Bob is a truly unlikable turd of a man.

i can crack a smile that peter states a desire to uplift his fellow man. Bob would bury them.

Being more likable than Bob is a bar so low that even a kid in a wheelchair can pole vault over.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Being more likable than Bob is a bar so low that even a kid in a wheelchair can pole vault over.

I mean the lolcow she beats for me in scummyness and likability is Amberlyn Reed, the human equivalent of cancer.

 

[The Ugly One]

Bob has absolutely no positive characteristics. The nicest things you can say about him are negations of negative things like, "He hasn't murdered anybody," "He doesn't delight in torturing animals," "I don't think he's ever tried to poison anyone," etc. He's the absolute nadir of human existence without being an actual criminal.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I've seen precious little of it yet I'm inclined to agree. The ads that TNT(?) used to run for it when they ran it for 24 hours straight on Christmas made me think it was an angry, mean-spirited thing. Someone told me the ads weren't doing it justice and coaxed me to watch a bit - we took in the decoder/"Drink your Ovaltine" scene. He seemed to think it's the height of comedy. I don't know why.

A Christmas Story is an observational movie about a young kid who wants a BB Gun for Christmas. Young kids tend to be sociopathic and self-centered and that comes across in the movie, but Ralphie isn't abnormally so. It's an honest, nostalgic look at how a kid his age would view Christmas, with the kind of histrionic overblown-ness that most kids experience at that point in their lives. Some people may be put off by this, but I think it's cute and funny, because it's fun as an adult to look back and remember how amazing and epic things seemed back when the world was new, - and to remember the comfy moments you spent with your parents and peers. (Another thing I like about the movie is its attention to detail - it KNOWS how kids act. When Ralphie gets his decoder ring and leaves the rest of the family's letters behind in a mailbox which he fails to even close, - that's exactly how a little boy would act. The film didn't need to put that detail in, but it did, and the film seems more authentic as a result.)

It's genuinly fascinating that despite being the human personification of Soy memes, Peter Coffin is somehow more likable and respectable than Bob. That isnt even praise of Peter. Outside of proactively malevolent lolcows Bob is a truly unlikable turd of a man.

i can crack a smile that peter states a desire to uplift his fellow man. I can't think of anything Bob believes I don't find repulsive, which considering I'm a hard left winger speaks depths as to how fucked up this guy is.

Bob is nothing but the id of a spoiled child hooked up to a voice. There are many people who spew radical political nonsense because they've been brainwashed into thinking "If I say these things, or keep following this group and saying what it tells me to, the world will be safe." They are motivated mostly by fear and a damaged amygdala. Bob, however, is motivated by whatever hedonistic desires dominate his mind at any given moment. The voice inside him says "I will support whatever helps me COOM faster." That's the difference between him and a brainwashed political radical. Bob doesn't care about the world at large, because most of the things he advocates for would be harmful to the world in the long term. Bob just wants to make it easier for him to coom and he's willing to wrap himself up in Woke Leftwinged-ness to make that happen. (If the political Right offered Bob an easier way to get his coomies, Bob would start supporting them.)

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Young kids tend to be sociopathic and self-centered and that comes across in the movie, but Ralphie isn't abnormally so.

I work in education, and even though it's not directly with kids I still have a solid understanding of how sociopathic kids can be. Maybe that's why I don't find it entertaining.

 

[JayHarrison]

You know what is in the true spirit of Christmas? Free money! (Archive of theWSJ article)
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The article didn't say anything Bobby and his idiot brigade imagine. What it says is that Biden's free money is eaten up by inflation, so in the end the supposed beneficiaries stay poor as before. Trump knew the solution to poverty was more jobs (and he delivered); Biden doesn't.

Odd that Moviebob complains about people receiving free money... especially when reading that Moviebob's first goal listed on his Patreon page is, literally, "live sustainably"!

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Jesus wasn't born to a family of layabouts; his father was a workman.
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Once again, Moviebob proves here that he is the joke. That sea of American red houses many more who actually matter than Bob wants to believe actually does; the red regions can survive without the blue, but the blue dies without the red. And, regardless if people greet each other with "merry Christmas" or "happy holidays" in November and December, the only acceptable holiday greeting to give Moviebob is "go fuck yourself, Bob".

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This is also the season to be a Pollyanna:
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Forgive me while I laugh at JoJoFromJerz' bullshit...

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Christianity is evil because it is syncretic, and its latest victim that disappeared in its blender is... Capitalism! Why can't Christians stay pure and exclusive like Jews?
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[sing to Thurl Ravenscroft's "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"]
You're an asshole... Moviebob.
You really are a heel!
You're less cuddly than a cactus,
You're less charming than an eel, Moviebo-ob...
You're a bad banana with a... GREASY BLACK PEEL!

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Is humanity redeemable? Peter Coffin says yes.
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So Bobby blocked Fox G. Green at last?

Unlike Moviebob, humanity is actually redeemable.

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Workers may become obsolete, but the Left lasts forever.
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Technofascist Moviebob is technofascist.

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Student-loan forgiveness. Lass_Library powerlevels some more:
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I don't want my doctor and attorney to worry about family discord and sexual dissatisfaction too. So by Bobby's reasoning, shall we provide them marriage counselling and prostitutes on government's bucks too?

As I said earlier, Moviebob uses Patreon to live sustainably. Why the fuck should any self-respecting, free-thinking American consider Moviebob's financial advice worth listening to?

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I agree with Bobby that Lawrence Summers isn't in the position to complain about that.

Neither is Moviebob.

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Bobby, champion of the Arts, grows apprehensive about a certain trend in Modern Art:
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"Violent Fantasy"... nope. Not on my Moviebob Bingo card tonight.

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Black Science Man isn't Sciency enough for Bobby:
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And if Moviebob left cookies and milk out for Santa Claus, Santa would still be leaving nothing but coal in gift boxes and stocking with Moviebob's name on them.

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Anyway, Merry Christmas and may Bobby passes out drunk, and does not wake up until Superior Future is due.

That would suggest Moviebob would never wake up again. And the world would be better for having lost Moviebob and every single humanoid who acts and "thinks" like him.

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... Zack Snyder strikes me as a "Garbage In-Garbage Out" kind of director. He has an interesting style and if you give him a decent script, he'll turn out a fairly decent movie. If you give him the script for something like Batman v Superman, you'll get a movie like Batman v Superman.

And if you were to give any director a screenplay penned by Moviebob? Well, let's just say the one and only positive thing people can say of it is "I somehow managed to survive Moviebob's screenplay by walking away from this movie ten minutes after it started".

 

[Iceland Heavy]

He's Rimmer, Brainy Smurf, Frank Burns, etc.

Except Arnold Judas Rimmer lived on a space ship and was promoted to second rank technician. Briany Smurf was capable of caring about people besides himself and had moments of heroism. Frank Burns was still a trained surgeon who saved lives and got to bang Hot Lips.

No matter how pathetic and loathsome the entertainment industry makes a character, they're still at least one step above Robert Chipman.

All of those are giving him entirely too much importance. Moviebob is more like a one-note character that appears in a single Law and Order SVU episode, with viewers in total disbelief that someone like this even exists. Surely he has to be one of the writers' strawmen.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Black Science Man isn't Sciency enough for Bobby:

I wonder what made Roberto so mad in this tweet? The joke on Santa, or the health advice for fat people?

Roberto dares retweeting how bad food plates of other people look like? The same Roberto which shares disgusting family meals cooked near the trash, chickens in muntain dew and "average sized all american" meals. This is not a glass house you live in, Roberto. Its an entire glass moon colony.

Roberto does not understand the difference between MCU generic action scene and suspense or horror scenes. Color me surprised.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

IMO Coffin has been a way bigger cow than his thread length indicates. For a while I tried to keep Coffin's thread up to date, but in the end I had to give up for two reasons. First, I have become almost physically sick of his intellectual posturing and slimy obfuscation. To untangle his lies and point out his hypocrisy required just too much mental effort. By comparison, Bobby's naked hatred seemed refreshing, almost salubrious. Second, there was just too little engagement in that thread: people only paid attention when his Realdoll of a wife came into the picture; they simply weren't bothered by his big fake commie talks like I did. I can't fault people for that: if they wanted to remember Peter Coffin as someone who kicked his balls on TV, it was their prerogative, but a thread that didn't generate discussion has no raison d'ete.

As for who is the bigger cow, I think it is Bobby. Coffin seems quite aware that he is a grifter and a clown; Bobby seems totally serious. He thinks just because he cheers on Disney and thirsts on trannies, he is some cultural Prometheus.

I agree with you that Peter is definitely slicker, more capable of subtle manipulation, than Bob is. That's because Bob is literally autistic, while Peter is not. Peter is also a bit smarter than Bob, but I firmly believe that autism or the lack of it is the key distinction between the two.

It's genuinly fascinating that despite being the human personification of Soy memes, Peter Coffin is somehow more likable and respectable than Bob. That isnt even praise of Peter. Outside of proactively malevolent lolcows Bob is a truly unlikable turd of a man.

i can crack a smile that peter states a desire to uplift his fellow man. I can't think of anything Bob believes I don't find repulsive, which considering I'm a hard left winger speaks depths as to how fucked up this guy is.

Coffin is indeed a complete joke of a man and profoundly contemptible, and yet compared to Bob he always comes across as a shining example of decency and humanity. And Coffin knows that. Why do you think he keeps interacting with Bob? He knows that it makes him look better by comparison!

Bob has openly admitted that he goes looking for low-intelligence "chuds" to bash to make himself feel better. This is of course the classic behavior of a bully, and shows that Bob has not matured in the slightest since he himself (again, in his own admission) bullied other kids in school after he himself was allegedly bullied (PressXToDoubt.jpg).

But the unadmitted part of such behavior is the desire to also make oneself look better in the eyes of others. Which is what makes it so richly and hilariously ironic that Bob can't see that Peter is doing to him what he is trying to do to others, but Peter is so much better at it. But Bob is so autistic and narcissistic, he can't see how he looks to other people and can't admit that every time he clashes with Peter on Twitter, he makes himself look worse.

Being more likable than Bob is a bar so low that even a kid in a wheelchair can pole vault over.

Or Peter Coffin, who groomed an insecure underage girl with big tits into running off and marrying him as soon as she turned 18. Peter is a predatory wimp who knows an easy target when he sees one, and Bob is the very easiest of targets.

Bob has absolutely no positive characteristics. The nicest things you can say about him are negations of negative things like, "He hasn't murdered anybody," "He doesn't delight in torturing animals," "I don't think he's ever tried to poison anyone," etc. He's the absolute nadir of human existence without being an actual criminal.

He cares about his family. That's it. That's his sole positive characteristic. It's such a low bar that it's difficult to give Bob credit for stepping over it, but he does. And he actually outdoes many of the troons he orbits in this area, as troons are notorious for shitting on their families. And it's important to notice, lest we become as negative and hateful as Bob himself.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I've seen precious little of it yet I'm inclined to agree. The ads that TNT(?) used to run for it when they ran it for 24 hours straight on Christmas made me think it was an angry, mean-spirited thing. Someone told me the ads weren't doing it justice and coaxed me to watch a bit - we took in the decoder/"Drink your Ovaltine" scene. He seemed to think it's the height of comedy. I don't know why.

I don't know if I would really call "A Christmas Story" cynical. It's based on the autobiographical memoirs of the guy who actually lived it (with some exaggerations for comedy.) Maybe part of the reason it got so popular was how different it was from the usual saccharine holiday films of the era. I imagine many people also find it relatable.

That scene your friend showed you? It resonates with a lot of people because they've also fallen victim to marketing hype. You think you're gonna find some incredible secret code, but it turns out to just be another goddamn ad inside the ad you're already viewing. That kind of frustration, the general stress of the holidays and being a kid in an adult world, combined with the scattered little heartwarming moments in the film, I think is what draws people to it after all this time.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Didn't Chris cancel going to a concert with 200 dollar tickets because said concert didn't have a vaccine mandate? And this was after he was vaccinated.

That was very likely a last-minute excuse he came up with.
Basically nothing had changed COVID-wise and it wasn't any late change by the venue. It was just something Chris threw out at the last minute with dubious sincerity.

I thought the thread consensus was that Chris tried to sell off his $200 tickets because he realized he'd fucked up on his taxes and needed money.

Something like that.

Bob has absolutely no positive characteristics. The nicest things you can say about him are negations of negative things like, "He hasn't murdered anybody," "He doesn't delight in torturing animals," "I don't think he's ever tried to poison anyone," etc. He's the absolute nadir of human existence without being an actual criminal.

"He's too fat to get off his ass, leave his basement and actually stalk any women IRL"

 

[The Ugly One]

Black Science Man isn't Sciency enough for Bobby:
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For once, Black Science Man makes a friendly dad joke instead of being a smug asshole, so of course Bob goes into 'tard rage mode.

 

[Positron]

Bobby and co. further examines the religious personality. They are bargain-basement Nietzsches.


Covid. Bobby believes Science and Natural Selection.

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Scarlett Johannson has a lot to answer for:




Luke has another "thesis":

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Abortion isn't pro se a religious debate; science (as opposed to Fauci's Science™) says that from the moment of its conception an unborn baby, or whatever you want to call it, has its own set of DNA and is a seperate person to its mother. While religions - the Catholic Church is the biggest one I can think of, but I'm pretty sure Sikhs and Hindus agree with us on this one - can say life begins at conception, that doesn't mean that atheists can't as well.

Heck, Ceausescu banned any form of contraception and abortion, and promoted having children. Was he an integralist, a dominion theologian or an Islamist? No, he was a militant atheist who attacked the Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches in Romania. You can be pro-life and atheist at the same time.

 

[glib]

Sounds like a believer, not a thinker.

He doesn't even try to convince the person he's talking to he's right, he's doing this thing where he signals that he has "the right opinion" to other like-minded people.

Indeed, the person he's talking to is correct. There has been no incentive whatsoever to get the vaccine except "you're going to lose your life", "you're killing people", and "you're going to lose your job".
I can't think of a faster way to arouse suspicion in something than to return a query with "do it or die."