Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor of Autism]

I don't know why Bob wants all the mayo chuds in the red states to be forced out of their homes and made to live closer to him.

I don't get why he hates them so much, but also wants to inflict them on the blue states by making them live there.

He thinks that they'd get arrested easier, that or he realized that his talk of nuking red states pissed off progressive people that happened to live there so he's toning it down

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He thinks that they'd get arrested easier, that or he realized that his talk of nuking red states pissed off progressive people that happened to live there so he's toning it down

It's just a thing that makes no sense to me about him.

He hates most people, but he wants this giant mega city that has the entire population of the country stacked on top of each other,

I don't get how he could find that in any way appealing.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It's just a thing that makes no sense to me about him.

He hates most people, but he wants this giant mega city that has the entire population of the country stacked on top of each other,

I don't get how he could find that in any way appealing.

With how Bob idolizes the "Superior Future" he probably assumes that overpopulated cities are a good thing

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

It's just a thing that makes no sense to me about him.

He hates most people, but he wants this giant mega city that has the entire population of the country stacked on top of each other,

I don't get how he could find that in any way appealing.

I seem to recall he thought that hydroponics could grow everyone's food in the future. Never mind the fact that it's still extremely expensive when compared to growing food in the ground and shipping it. Why would people forgo using a cheap ideal solution for something that's expensive and will never scale to city size? They won't, but Bob hopes they will because it would mean that he could get his food without having to leave his home.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

And I love how Bob describes the red states as basically unlivable.

Is Alabama really the lowest of the low for him? There are entire countries in the world that make Alabama seem like a paradise, and they still have people living living in them.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

What the Fuck is Bobby talking about? He does know that people that live in the Midwest really like it there and would not want to be uprooted to be in either the East or west coast.

That's part of why he wants it. He delights at the thoughts of "the wrong people" being miserable.

With how Bob idolizes the "Superior Future" he probably assumes that overpopulated cities are a good thing

Pretty much. He sees Blade Runner, Dredd, the Fifth Element, etc. and thinks that's what the future needs to look like in order to achieve what he wants society to be. In reality, thanks to the internet, we're probably heading the opposite way.

 

[Koby_Fish]

And I love how Bob describes the red states as basically unlivable.

Is Alabama really the lowest of the low for him? There are entire countries in the world that make Alabama seem like a paradise, and they still have people living living in them.

I think Bob's bought into the notion that nuclear/chemical hazardous waste was getting buried randomly in red states, which is hilarious since everybody knows the most polluted (with hazardous waste) is the Blue State of New Jersey. (which would explain Jersey's voting patterns IMO; there's literally something in the water)

 

[AirdropShitposts]

And I love how Bob describes the red states as basically unlivable.

Is Alabama really the lowest of the low for him? There are entire countries in the world that make Alabama seem like a paradise, and they still have people living living in them.

Well, yes, I imagine that Alabama is a little too Black for Bob.

 

[BaconBoobs]

For those wondering and to prove how ignorant, incapable of research, and plain ol' retarded Brainless Bobby is:

Now don't get me wrong; Chickens fly like shit, especially the ones more designed for their meat nowadays. But they're more than capable of flying up into a tree or on top of your house if you choose to not clip their wings. Bobby would've known this if he spent a grand total of 10 seconds researching, but alas he thought he knew and so didn't try to do what he does with literally everything else he tries to pretend to be an expert on.

He's as dumb as the day is long.

What Bob Thinks chickens in the wild look like.

 

[JayHarrison]

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What Bob Thinks chickens in the wild look like.

R...e...a...l...l...y...? I would have figured Moviebob's vision of "chicken in the wild" would either chicken wings sitting in a styrofoam container that's wrapped or frozen breasts in a zip-top bag.

 

[Jaimas]

It's just a thing that makes no sense to me about him.

He hates most people, but he wants this giant mega city that has the entire population of the country stacked on top of each other,

I don't get how he could find that in any way appealing.

It doesn't make sense to normal people, because most normal people will alter their behavior to conform to reality. Bobbert, meanwhile feels reality must be made to conform to his behavior. In other words, to understand Bobbert, you gotta use tard logic, not actual logic.

In Bobbert's eyes, putting them in the cities makes perfect sense because big cities force people to be utterly dependent, like he is. People in big cities do not produce anything that isn't wealth; they do not sow, reap, dig, or build. If you want something, you have to buy it. Bob likes this world of always-on conveniences, because it makes it that much easier to cut off from important resources if they conduct wrongthink. In his eyes, it's desirable because it will make you think like he does, even though in practice it will make you want to crack him upside the head with a Garden Weasel (in Castleminer Z, of course).

 

[bajagoogoo]

It's just a thing that makes no sense to me about him.

Nothing about Bob makes sense. All this gelatinous mass had to do was critique movies and leave politics to people who know what they're talking about.

He hates most people, but he wants this giant mega city that has the entire population of the country stacked on top of each other,

Bob hates work and doing for himself. If having the masses stacked upon each other means he gets a free ride, so be it.

The proof of this is on his Patreon. On one hand he says he doesn't want to make a living on Patreon only to say his $4k/month goal is for him to live sustainably.

Instead of working hard for the money that's been generously donated, he dumped "Really That Good" a year ago and "In Bob We Trust" two years ago. His Patreon's get nothing and Bob pockets the cash

Bob's career is unsustainable. His solution? Live with his mother and tell people on Twitter that they're a burden upon himself and others.

 

[Positron]

ADDENDUM: Moviebob proclaims that, unless they bend the knee in compliance to despotic government overreach, truck drivers don't matter to civilization:
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In the replies, Bobby's followers keep telling each other that the convoy protesters (and MAGA supporters) cannot be true-and-honest working class:


More frictions between Bobby and Marxists, this time over Rogan and Spotify:


Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson joins the cancel chorus.


Kike vs Chink. Bobby can't decide which side to cheer on.

Kikes don't play nice with everybody ever, and they especially hate those who can potentially out-Kike them. It took Bobby this long to observe that.

The US Supreme Court under Biden is not an equal-opportunity employer:



Cosby probably had several mélange à trois with Biden too.

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Russian folklore, Disney style.


Lesser Brother stans James Gunn; why isn't Bobby talking about this one?


Kaiju trivia:






It is okay to let a chink write a movie on Welsh folklore, because white people have no culture.



Luckily for Bobby, he can totally immerse himself in SuperBowl without VD getting in the way.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I'm Vaccinated and Boosted up but against any mandates.

I wonder how Blobby or Elvira would had felt if the Regan Administration had mandates all AIDS victims to take AZT.

 

[The tired cat]

Russian folklore, Disney style.
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Oh this piece of shit movie, spoilers it's pretty crappy and plenty of Russian YouTubers made fun of it and tore it a new one. Frankly, I'm surprised fatboy didn't bring up Major Grom as Russia's second attempt at doing their own superhero movie...then again...the movie was more a 90's styled action film, the main hero was a cop and the so-called "vigilante" of that movie pretty much turned into a nutjob....Never mind, I can see why fatso ignored it.

 

[Mr Processor]

Regarding Elvira and the others in the Joe Rogan cancel crew, it's funny how when I think of the celebrities "lost to Covid" I tend to think more about the ones who did something retarded related to it, rather than the ones who actually died.

The Leftists who get how dumb this is are correct. There are two possible outcomes:

1. So much music leaves Spotify that they have to cave. They breach their contract with Rogan and pay a penalty. He goes someplace like Rumble, bringing his audience with him. He's fine, but Spotify deals with the fallout.

2. Spotify doesn't breach their contract with Rogan, he stays and a bunch of musicians leave. I guess Spotify gets harmed, but Rogan is fine.

But it's all worth it to get likes from MovieBob on the bird app.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Russian folklore, Disney style.

It's just Tuesday and I'm already MATI. "Russo slavik Isekai". Jesus I want to beat him to death for that retardation alone. It's worse when he said that Lady Dimistrescu in RE Village as "just La Llorona".

 

[Mr Processor]

It's just Tuesday and I'm already MATI. "Russo slavik Isekai". Jesus I want to beat him to death for that retardation alone. It's worse when he said that Lady Dimistrescu in RE Village as "just La Llorona".

That's not even the right folklore creature. She's loosely based on Hachishakusama from Japanese folklore (who I admit I only found out about due to following the game development posts for RE Village).

 

[TopTierHealer]

That's not even the right folklore creature. She's loosely based on Hachishakusama from Japanese folklore (who I admit I only found out about due to following the game development posts for RE Village).

My point exactly. Mister "urban coastal elite" flaunting his vast worldly knowlege but he can only express his ideas through marketed and pre-approved concepts. This is not a well read mind. It reminds me of Razorfist when he said that Metal Gear Solid was inspired by Blade Runner. Or that every game since 2012 were somehow plagiarizing Deus Ex (the new one, can't remember the name). It's someone with a limited palate trying their damnest to explain concepts using the wrong literary tools. And the worst part is that you can see it bright as day. Bob is not trying to be a funny, "lol look how dumb I am", he is telling you the audience how he perceives the world from his very narrow and limited idea pool.
I'm betting long money that if he encountered the idea of the Russian Soul, he would try to explain it using white nationalism. That's what makes me MATI, how unashamed he is at taking a huge shit in front of everyone and leaving his feces stained trousers for all to see.
I only felt this shame once, when I was 11 and felt smug and superior when readin an essay in class saying, "The dictinoary defines....".
I got told by my teacher so hard I still remember the dread I felt the next few months in class.

 

[blablabla]

Elvira? Whats next fucking Charo?