Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[c120]

I always wonder about Bob's past as a child or teenager. I feel like he's been neglected by his own family and isolates himself from society. Man why do I get this curious thought from only a lolcow? am I not the only one here who thinks that?

 

[Mola Ram]

So...a bit of a controversial take. This is worse then supporting Cuties. Sure having been sexualized as a child can cause some trauma ones you reach puberty and you get a feeling for the context you were put in, but hey in the end it is all in the past. Having your dingalingaling cut off and filled with hormon blockers is irreversable damage for any child.

I'm like 75% sure Bob is only huffing and puffing like this because it's what people on His Side are expected to do (though how the Superior Future belongs to people who've been castrated is beyond me), but with the Cuties shit he's beginning to give off unmistakable groomer vibes.

 

[Keavy Rain]

I'm like 75% sure Bob is only huffing and puffing like this because it's what people on His Side are expected to do (though how the Superior Future belongs to people who've been castrated is beyond me), but with the Cuties shit he's beginning to give off unmistakable groomer vibes.

I have a feeling Bob’s getting a little desperate to lose his V card, realizes he’s a toxic piece of shit and thus the grooming.

It’s always the people who think they’re owed something that turn into manipulating pieces of shit.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

oh good lord, it isn't just beer, it's CIDER. That shit's got so much sugar in it it's unreal, and that's even before you get to the alcohol turning into sugar.

I DO NOT believe that Bob listened to his doctor. His doctor, if he/she were minimally competent, would tell Bob to stop drinking as part of his beetus management.

Bob has not stopped drinking. Therefore, Bob does NOT listen to his doctor.

Diabetics can drink if properly medicated, I know a guy who is even worse than Bob and his manbaby brother on the health department, being obese and diabetic as well, and he drinks just fine following his medication regimen. Now, thankfully I'm not diabetic nor obese so I can't attest to the first hand effects to this, but this guy I mentioned has done this for decades and is still fine!

This aside, Bob is also probably clinically depressed. I mean, I would be surprised if he weren't, living on his mother's basement at 41 and considering the boom of mental illnesses during the Coof, and depressed people often engage in short term satisfaction to compensate for their miserable state, chasing small pleasures or highs to forget the pains of life. So him hitting the angry juice and ignoring medical advice is a highly probable outcome with his ego and all that!

So...a bit of a controversial take. This is worse then supporting Cuties. Sure having been sexualized as a child can cause some trauma ones you reach puberty and you get a feeling for the context you were put in, but hey in the end it is all in the past. Having your dingalingaling cut off and filled with hormon blockers is irreversable damage for any child.

By the way I am not even worried about people like Bob being so pro transchildren because children tend to be more naive then adults but rather because adults idea of helping children often goes against what they actually want and parents often end up telling children what they want to do.

I'm in favor of legitimate, good faith trans people's rights to be seen as what they perceive themselves to be. Just a statement, not looking to start a discussion. However I'm very against the fucking concept of "trans children", as children need parental authorization for many, many things with good reason for a simple motive: They aren't mature enough to make certain decisions by themselves. If a child can't get tattooed, they shouldn't make even more permanent decisions about themselves like this!

The Governor might have gone a bit too far, but he's right on curbing this nonsense. Decisions like that should be taken by adults!

And see, you can make mature, well thought points in favor of this topic too, it comes with the right of opinion as a cornerstone of Democracy. Except not like MovieBob, who is seemingly unable to argue about anything with proper reasoning and instead makes inflammatory, tribalistic "arguments" like being on the "right side of history" for agreeing with him!

I always wonder about Bob's past as a child or teenager. I feel like he's been neglected by his own family and isolates himself from society. Man why do I get this curious thought from only a lolcow? am I not the only one here who thinks that?

Bob, apart from being a bloated narcissistic retard, is also the ur-example of a geeky outcast. He thinks in 80's movies logic because, on an ironical twist, he himself is basically an 80's movie stereotype of a loser!

Mind you, I don't believe that tastes or style make a loser. It's personality, and in that department Bob is a colossal fucking loser as he is a toxic asshole with delusions of grandeur who not only burns bridges where he goes, but also celebrates having nowhere to go!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

There are two biological sexes and several disorders of sex development.

Saying otherwise is like saying that you can't say that humans have ten fingers because some people were born with extra digits.

I find it funny how putting masks on kids despite the very real, peer-reviewed scientific evidence that that massively screws up their development is fine yet telling fags to maybe consider putting a condom on before they dive into a glory hole is evil and makes you literally Hitler.

 

[Red Hood]

On the 80s movie thing- realizing Bob's 80s movie doppleganger is basically Dan Schneider's character from Better off Dead.

Yes, THAT Dan Schneider.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I'm like 75% sure Bob is only huffing and puffing like this because it's what people on His Side are expected to do (though how the Superior Future belongs to people who've been castrated is beyond me), but with the Cuties shit he's beginning to give off unmistakable groomer vibes.

I think a big part of the reason Bob will swallow whatever the new leftist shit is is because it's a desperate grasp to not feel old.

Bob is terrified of the idea of being 'irrelevant', and becoming old.

As long as he shares all the political opinions that young gen z leftists do, a part of him will always be young and vital.

 

[Mola Ram]

I think a big part of the reason Bob will swallow whatever the new leftist shit is is because it's a desperate grasp to not feel old.

Bob is terrified of the idea of being 'irrelevant', and becoming old.

As long as he shares all the political opinions that young gen z leftists do, a part of him will always be young and vital.

And because he is a toxic brew of hostility, stupidity, and egotism, he also has to go even further than most of his would-be compatriots do to prove he's a true believer, not unlike Farva in Super Troopers going beyond the "Meow" game and screaming at an elderly driver that he's a chicken fucker.

 

[JayHarrison]

ACLU is fighting another quixotic battle.
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Something of an aside: in the past three weeks in Hong Kong (which is weathering a Delta-Omicron storm) three previously-healthy children have died from covid. Aged 11 months to 5 years and hence too young for vaccines, all three showed signs of encephalitis and cerebral edema, not thought to be common complications of covid. Speculations abound: is it a new mutant? Genetic predispositions? Or were the kids deprived of nature cross-immunity against other coronaviruses because schools were closed? The answer is not clear; but I want to point out that human diseases are complicated and unpredictable; they surely don't work like zombie plagues in movies. People who zealously think they are "protecting children" might inadvertent end up doing the reverse.

Well put.

And, by the way, RichardHanania is correct in regards to the Anti-Constitution Litigation Unit: While they do attend to some exceptions, the ACLU has recently more concerned with the well-being of designated victims that it has been in support of actual civli liberties.

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Bobby has nothing new to say about the convoy, but of course that doesn't stop him from saying.
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Reminder that gay men have been the biggest gaggle of plague rats of the late 20th century.

R...i...g...h...t... because, as per Moviebob, it only qualifies as "civil disobedience" when BL(DR)M and Antifa do it as they burn down mom-and-pop stores and loot Apple Stores.

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Idolaters of Hillary Rodham will never forgive Russia.
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Moviebob: "I detect hints of Dolce & Gabbana today, Führer Hillary."

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Yes. There is one American political party that is corrupt, that is sexist, that is racist, that opposes science unless it's politically useful, that is opposed to its own history, and that is an enemy of the United States of America... that party being the one whose mascot is a donkey.

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Cancel culture is, of course, not real. Nothing that doesn't affect Bobby is ever real.
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Well, of course, Vladimir Putin hasn't called me a racist, nor has Putin threatened to fire upon me for disagreeing with him. I don't live in Russia.

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More tranny bullshit. Congrats to Antony "Erin" Reed for his gradation to Rat King, and for his freshly baked amhole!
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Citation needed.

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Bobby reminds Johnny Flynn of his class privilege:
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For someone "living sustainably" from grifting thousands of dollars from gullible Patreon financiers, you'd think Moviebob would be able to afford a paint job for his car.

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Bob is just mad that he is too fat and ugly even for fat and ugly chicks. As far as Bob is concerned Shrek lied to him.

I recall a film titled Shallow Hal, in which Jack Black plays a character "gifted" with the ability to look past skin depth to look at that person's beauty based on personality. Knowing what we know about Moviebob, if we were given that ability, instead of seeing Bob as fat and ugly, we'd all see Bob as the eldritch aboniation he truly is. Only question is, how many mouths does this eldritch Moviebob have? (Oddsmakers are putting the initial amount at 4.5.)

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I always wonder about Bob's past as a child or teenager. I feel like he's been neglected by his own family and isolates himself from society. Man why do I get this curious thought from only a lolcow? am I not the only one here who thinks that?

I don't think he was neglected, narcissistic personalities tend to come from children who were coddled and constantly told how great they were. As their eldest, Bob probably got lots of attention and praise to try and encourage him to do great things, only for it to backfire and make him worse. Hell, we know he had to be bribed with a game console to go to therapy.

And because he is a toxic brew of hostility, stupidity, and egotism, he also has to go even further than most of his would-be compatriots do to prove he's a true believer, not unlike Farva in Super Troopers going beyond the "Meow" game and screaming at an elderly driver that he's a chicken fucker.

I don't know how I never made the comparison before but yes, Farva absolutely is the perfect comparison to Bob... Except Farva had a job.

I recall a film titled Shallow Hal, in which Jack Black plays a character "gifted" with the ability to look past skin depth to look at that person's beauty based on personality. Knowing what we know about Moviebob, if we were given that ability, instead of seeing Bob as fat and ugly, we'd all see Bob as the eldritch aboniation he truly is. Only question is, how many mouths does this eldritch Moviebob have? (Oddsmakers are putting the initial amount at 4.5.)

I don't think it'd be anything eldritch, but it would be an ugly midget since Bob is so small and petty.

Or maybe something like that episode of Rick and Morty where it's revealed Beth sees Jerry as a pathetic worm.

 

[Keavy Rain]

Only question is, how many mouths does this eldritch Moviebob have? (Oddsmakers are putting the initial amount at 4.5.)

He needs as many mouths as he can get to consoom his average sized McDonald’s meals, he needs as many eyes as he can get to consoom his Disney Star Wars and Mahvel and zero ears for the Mayoghouls cries of anguish as they slave away to feed his insatiable desires.

Oh, and he still has a baby dick because, even as an eldritch horror he’s still unable to find anyone desperate enough to fuck him.

 

[Red Hood]

Well put.

And, by the way, RichardHanania is correct in regards to the Anti-Constitution Litigation Unit: While they do attend to some exceptions, the ACLU has recently more concerned with the well-being of designated victims that it has been in support of actual civli liberties.

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R...i...g...h...t... because, as per Moviebob, it only qualifies as "civil disobedience" when BL(DR)M and Antifa do it as they burn down mom-and-pop stores and loot Apple Stores.

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Moviebob: "I detect hints of Dolce & Gabbana today, Führer Hillary."

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Yes. There is one American political party that is corrupt, that is sexist, that is racist, that opposes science unless it's politically useful, that is opposed to its own history, and that is an enemy of the United States of America... that party being the one whose mascot is a donkey.

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Well, of course, Vladimir Putin hasn't called me a racist, nor has Putin threatened to fire upon me for disagreeing with him. I don't live in Russia.

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Citation needed.

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For someone "living sustainably" from grifting thousands of dollars from gullible Patreon financiers, you'd think Moviebob would be able to afford a paint job for his car.

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I recall a film titled Shallow Hal, in which Jack Black plays a character "gifted" with the ability to look past skin depth to look at that person's beauty based on personality. Knowing what we know about Moviebob, if we were given that ability, instead of seeing Bob as fat and ugly, we'd all see Bob as the eldritch aboniation he truly is. Only question is, how many mouths does this eldritch Moviebob have? (Oddsmakers are putting the initial amount at 4.5.)

Bob is at best the half formed spawn of an eldritch abomination. He lacks the power or reality bending nature of an abomination, he's a mere pathetic human.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Diabetics can drink if properly medicated, I know a guy who is even worse than Bob and his manbaby brother on the health department, being obese and diabetic as well, and he drinks just fine following his medication regimen. Now, thankfully I'm not diabetic nor obese so I can't attest to the first hand effects to this, but this guy I mentioned has done this for decades and is still fine!

This aside, Bob is also probably clinically depressed. I mean, I would be surprised if he weren't, living on his mother's basement at 41 and considering the boom of mental illnesses during the Coof, and depressed people often engage in short term satisfaction to compensate for their miserable state, chasing small pleasures or highs to forget the pains of life. So him hitting the angry juice and ignoring medical advice is a highly probable outcome with his ego and all that!

I'm in favor of legitimate, good faith trans people's rights to be seen as what they perceive themselves to be. Just a statement, not looking to start a discussion. However I'm very against the fucking concept of "trans children", as children need parental authorization for many, many things with good reason for a simple motive: They aren't mature enough to make certain decisions by themselves. If a child can't get tattooed, they shouldn't make even more permanent decisions about themselves like this!

The Governor might have gone a bit too far, but he's right on curbing this nonsense. Decisions like that should be taken by adults!

And see, you can make mature, well thought points in favor of this topic too, it comes with the right of opinion as a cornerstone of Democracy. Except not like MovieBob, who is seemingly unable to argue about anything with proper reasoning and instead makes inflammatory, tribalistic "arguments" like being on the "right side of history" for agreeing with him!


Bob, apart from being a bloated narcissistic retard, is also the ur-example of a geeky outcast. He thinks in 80's movies logic because, on an ironical twist, he himself is basically an 80's movie stereotype of a loser!

Mind you, I don't believe that tastes or style make a loser. It's personality, and in that department Bob is a colossal fucking loser as he is a toxic asshole with delusions of grandeur who not only burns bridges where he goes, but also celebrates having nowhere to go!

Yes, I'm sure a diabetic can drink occasionally (depending on how their beetus goes) if they're careful and properly medicated. Some diabetic people can't drink "regularly", as it brings their sugar too high even with meds.

Bob, however, is a goddamn alcoholic/binge drinker.

 

[Mr Processor]

Well put.

And, by the way, RichardHanania is correct in regards to the Anti-Constitution Litigation Unit: While they do attend to some exceptions, the ACLU has recently more concerned with the well-being of designated victims that it has been in support of actual civli liberties.

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R...i...g...h...t... because, as per Moviebob, it only qualifies as "civil disobedience" when BL(DR)M and Antifa do it as they burn down mom-and-pop stores and loot Apple Stores.

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Moviebob: "I detect hints of Dolce & Gabbana today, Führer Hillary."

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Yes. There is one American political party that is corrupt, that is sexist, that is racist, that opposes science unless it's politically useful, that is opposed to its own history, and that is an enemy of the United States of America... that party being the one whose mascot is a donkey.

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Well, of course, Vladimir Putin hasn't called me a racist, nor has Putin threatened to fire upon me for disagreeing with him. I don't live in Russia.

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Citation needed.

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For someone "living sustainably" from grifting thousands of dollars from gullible Patreon financiers, you'd think Moviebob would be able to afford a paint job for his car.

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I recall a film titled Shallow Hal, in which Jack Black plays a character "gifted" with the ability to look past skin depth to look at that person's beauty based on personality. Knowing what we know about Moviebob, if we were given that ability, instead of seeing Bob as fat and ugly, we'd all see Bob as the eldritch aboniation he truly is. Only question is, how many mouths does this eldritch Moviebob have? (Oddsmakers are putting the initial amount at 4.5.)

I'm thinking he'd look like one of those Hungry Ghosts from Thai folklore:

"Pretas are believed to have been false, corrupted, compulsive, deceitful, jealous or greedy people in a previous life. As a result of their karma they are afflicted with an insatiable hunger for a particular substance or object. Traditionally, this is something repugnant or humiliating, such as cadavers or feces, " Sounds like Bob in the afterlife.

 

[EnemyStand]

I'm thinking he'd look like one of those Hungry Ghosts from Thai folklore:

"Pretas are believed to have been false, corrupted, compulsive, deceitful, jealous or greedy people in a previous life. As a result of their karma they are afflicted with an insatiable hunger for a particular substance or object. Traditionally, this is something repugnant or humiliating, such as cadavers or feces, " Sounds like Bob in the afterlife.

Eating paste and crayons is pretty humiliating. Buddhists believe in reincarnation based on your level of enlightenment. If you're learning well, you get another shot at the human thing, but if you're unenlightened you're reborn as a lower creature to "earn" your way back to humanity. Typically, It'd be something like a dog or badger for average people Bob would likely be reborn as a garden slug or a cockroach. Even then, that'd be too good for him, as it drastically increases the likelihood that an attractive taller women would purposely step on him.

 

[Keavy Rain]

Eating paste and crayons is pretty humiliating. Buddhists believe in reincarnation based on your level of enlightenment. If you're learning well, you get another shot at the human thing, but if you're unenlightened you're reborn as a lower creature to "earn" your way back to humanity. Typically, It'd be something like a dog or badger for average people Bob would likely be reborn as a garden slug or a cockroach. Even then, that'd be too good for him, as it drastically increases the likelihood that an attractive taller women would purposely step on him.

Bob’s gonna be lucky if he gets reincarnated as a single cell organism, based solely on his Twitter feed.

If the universe learns about his Game Overthinker videos AND his Twitter feed he’ll be erased from existence.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I think a big part of the reason Bob will swallow whatever the new leftist shit is is because it's a desperate grasp to not feel old.

Bob is terrified of the idea of being 'irrelevant', and becoming old.

As long as he shares all the political opinions that young gen z leftists do, a part of him will always be young and vital.

Bob isn't a youthful spirit, he's just immature. There's a difference, as youthful spirits are people that are mature and wise enough to know that age means nothing and that you should live life in your own way, as long as you don't hurt others. So, they get to enjoy their youthful tastes while being responsible, mature adults, while people like Bob are the exact opposite, they might have similar tastes but are unable to evolve beyond this. They are terrified with the prospect of becoming old precisely because the coming of age makes them realize they didn't evolve a single bit in years and years of living!

A stellar example of his immaturity was the Putin tweet. He admitted that a good reason to hate Putin is to piss off the other side, which is frankly the most childish take on a political debate other than literal insults and shit talking!

I have a feeling Bob’s getting a little desperate to lose his V card, realizes he’s a toxic piece of shit and thus the grooming.

It’s always the people who think they’re owed something that turn into manipulating pieces of shit.

The thing with manipulative yet moronic people is that you can see them coming from a mile away and it's always hilarious to see them get assblasted by the results!

Bob doesn't realise that he's got nothing to bring to the table. His personality sucks harder than a turbofan engine, his career is dead in the water and his reputation is far from stellar. If he wants to become a groomer, chances are this will blow up on his face within a day!

 

[Positron]

Bobby gains another fan! Is he the much-missed MovieRob?



You've read all three tweets made by this account. What is there to report?

But wait...



I'm easily amused and I've had my fill of laughter for today.

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Bob. Bobby. Robert. You had a existential crisis over the fact that Mario didn't come from Brooklyn as per one of the games. You still have poorly disguised conniption fits about it.

Ah friendo Bobby claims he's gotten over it. And MOS claims to be an Asatruar, whatever it is.



I want to know which parts of the Bible are bastardizations of Norse Mythology.




Whenever Bobby says "You don't exist" or "You are not a person", mentally replace it with "You made me so so so SO mad that I wish you didn't exist!"

Bobby blames boomers for the shameful demise of The Oscars.



I thought Bobby has suffered the trauma of 'Nam, aka The Console Wars?

Bobby thinks the guy at RiffTrax watch his shit.


Disenchantment:

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To be on the side of children is literally to be on the side of the future -- and this is the side Greg Abbott has chosen.

Of course this is J. K. Rowling's fault. She also stole Hillary Rodham's presidency, blocked the city of Ottawa, and started war with Ukraine.

Sexual degenerate compares Greg Abbott to pedophile Noah Berlatsky. He also incites violence, which I'm sure is against Twitter's terms.

Honestly I'd sooner suspect Nymphomachy of being a pedophile than I suspect Greg Abbott.

Lots of retweets about "trans kids"; here is just a sample:


Another bit of tranny-related drama which flows into the Greg Abbott salt mine:

Anyone who says "transwomen are women" disgusts me; yet somehow I find it especially disgusting when Bobby says it.


So can we ask Bob Chipman why his "engagements" are always trannies, faggots, or skank with hideous boob jobs?

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Playwright (read: Cultural Elite) David Mamet tells it like it is and supports Trump (Archive of The Guardian article)





LOL pot kettle.

Bobby is very obsessed with Tucker Carlson's mom:

Says the man that not even trash like Lindsay Ellis wants anything to do with.


We know too well what "major role" means to Bobby.

South Korean presidential candidates value male vote and speak against preferential hiring of women in jobs. Women cry foul. (Archive of Associated Press article)

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Eating paste and crayons is pretty humiliating. Buddhists believe in reincarnation based on your level of enlightenment. If you're learning well, you get another shot at the human thing, but if you're unenlightened you're reborn as a lower creature to "earn" your way back to humanity. Typically, It'd be something like a dog or badger for average people Bob would likely be reborn as a garden slug or a cockroach. Even then, that'd be too good for him, as it drastically increases the likelihood that an attractive taller women would purposely step on him.

The most fitting punishment for Bob is that he has to be Bob.

 

[Blacklight]

https://twitter.com/MovieBobFails/status/1496708063797157893

I'm seeing more red than Kiev at this moment in time. Biden has been president for almost two years at this point you fat retard. Putin actually backed off when Trump was in charge!