Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Brother Wind]

Mid-2000’s Sarah Michelle Gellar’s tits can cure almost any mental disorder.

I haven’t seen her since then so I can’t say how well they held up but Cruel Intentions was the closest we got to seeing them in their au natural glory and, as stupid as that movie was seeing Gellar in lingerie acting seductive was worth the price of admission alone.

You could say Sarah’s cans….(Puts on Sunglasses) slayed my depression.

YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!

Man i forgot she was Daphne. Also I'm sorry you're luck is so shit that your celebrity crush is apparently the one fucking woman missed by the fappening.

 

[make_it_so]

"'E-mail jobs' are among the 21st Century Working Class™":
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Yes, because nothing says "21st Century Working Class™" like composing a basic business E-mail template that reads like something from the Mad Libs franchise:

People like Bob believe this in order to believe they are anything but worthless parasites on the host of society.

 

[Positron]

Robert gets assmad over the GOP saying that there only 2 genders, compares them to flat-earthers in what I can only assume is an attempt to impress the troons:

Wow! Robert is mad that someone might think some people's lives don't matter! Am I dreaming?


What does this nutter think the definition of "sex" is?



More and more pressure groups are taking a stand against transsexual propaganda being taught to young children, but no: this is exactly the same as AIDS denialism.


Strict teacher doesn't give a shit about "special needs" kids -- such as Bobby. Somehow he thinks this is related to trannies.



(Archive of WP article)


Wasn't there an article which disclosed which Harry Potter character some White House staff identify themselves with?

Why can't the GOP be kool and kinky like the dems? (AP news article)

Republican failed to behave herself -- "Ree ree obsolete trash fascist white supremacist Thinkers Believers reee reee!"
Democrat did the same thing -- "That's not good."

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Lots of Russia-Ukraine bullshit.


Bobby thinks people with principles are stupid (archive of The Atlantic article)


Nutters think conservatives are pro-Russia, when they are actually against Emmas-With-Two-Moms.


Talking with Bobby and co. is taxing people's patience, and Bobby resents being called "Marvel Guy".

Contra Bobby, I think "Marvel Guy" has a very specific connotation: an immature adult who is so saturated with children comics that he thinks real life works just like capeshit, everything invariably being Good vs Evil, and Good always wins.



Bobby really is steaming mad; can't happen to a better guy a day after his big day. And another stupid pokes his head out.

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"Technology is innocent! It is the people who are evil!!!"


Some people just love their freedom being randomly taken away. I wonder why they didn't move to China.

Opps I spoke too soon: they don't want their own freedom taken away; they fetishizes the freedom of manual laborers being taken away.

Andy Ngo:


Ginni Thomas (Archive of NYT article)

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Chu-chu talks about the Bel-Air remake.

If you're like me and have no idea who Christian Louboutin is, he is a French fashion designer who makes shoes with red soles.

Louboutin designed the shoes for the Paris Crazy Horse dance troupe. This is probably how Bobby knew about him.

 

[The Fabian Strategy]

Eh, I don't doubt he's had sex. A lot of people overestimate how hard it is to get laid, and Bob got to at least partially live in a pre-Tinder, pre-lockdown, pre-everyone-is-terminally-online world. If you don't believe me, take a look at the average boomer goober, even money says he's got a wedding ring.

Whether it was with someone you'd look twice at is another matter entirely.

Seems like he really might not have done it. I knew people that were less hideous that still haven't touched anyone even several points below them, and these are the same kinds of person- repulsive, male-feminist, hairy, mom basement dwelling types. Blob just doesn't seem like he'll ever get his shit together in that department and it shows in his behavior.

 

[EnemyStand]

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Yes, how dare we listen to to the worker's uprising? Just become even more draconian! Start murdering the protesters in the street!

I really don't want Trudeau to do it but a small part of me wonders: would it be better in the long run if he takes the mask completely off?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob tries to flex his wiki knowledge by making a confusing comparison.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1496233392643493889

https://archive.ph/rna0A

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If you're like me and have no idea who Christian Louboutin is, he is a French fashion designer who makes shoes with red soles.
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Nolan making a movie about people feverishly creating a weapon to end WW2 and the horror they have at the thing they have created is JUST LIKE Tarantino making a movie about a shoe guy. This is why Bob is not taken seriously by anyone outside of actual autists and dick snippers, but I repeat myself.


also look at that tweet time stamp hehehehehe

I think he's saying that Nolan has a fetish for exposition, the same way Tarantino has a foot fetish.

 

[Keavy Rain]

Seems like he really might not have done it. I knew people that were less hideous that still haven't touched anyone even several points below them, and these are the same kinds of person- repulsive, male-feminist, hairy, mom basement dwelling types. Blob just doesn't seem like he'll ever get his shit together in that department and it shows in his behavior.

The thing you have to remember about the “Bob’s” of the world is they’re the kind of people who’d hire a hooker, spend their time talking to her about nerd shit and be forced to do HAMS because her vagina sealed itself up to ensure he can’t procreate.

The only women who’d fuck Bob are women LIKE Bob and Bob knows we’d all laugh and make fun of him and call them “Two tons of fun” and other insulting names, so instead of taking the nerdy landwhale he’d rather simp for the Lindsay Ellis’s and Anita Sarkeesian’s of the world.

Bob, if you’re reading this just know we’re gonna make fun of you no matter what so either take the fattie or go the Boogie route and…oh, wait. Bobby can’t afford a hooker.

 

[Mr Processor]

Talking with Bobby and co. is taxing people's patience, and Bobby resents being called "Marvel Guy".
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Contra Bobby, I think "Marvel Guy" has a very specific connotation: an immature adult who is so saturated with children comics that he thinks real life works just like capeshit, everything invariably being Good vs Evil, and Good always wins.

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Bobby really is steaming mad; can't happen to a better guy a day after his big day. And another stupid pokes his head out.
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"I didn't attack you, I just described you." -- Marx Methot
"What's the difference?" -- MovieBob

I think he's saying that Nolan has a fetish for exposition, the same way Tarantino has a foot fetish.

Bobby should watch a Tarantino movie some time. They talk a lot in those too.

 

[JayHarrison]

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"...maybe Democrats need to offer some concessions..."

If Democrats made any genuine concessions, they'd wouldn't be Democrats, they wouldn't support Democrats, and they wouldn't vote for Democrats.

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(Archive of WP article)

Posted by Jennifer "Anti-Reality" Rubin.

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Why can't the GOP be kool and kinky like the dems? (AP news article)
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Republican failed to behave herself -- "Ree ree obsolete trash fascist white supremacist Thinkers Believers reee reee!"
Democrat did the same thing -- "That's not good."

Posted by Bob "It's Not Bad When Democrats Do It" Chipman.

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Lots of Russia-Ukraine bullshit.
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Nazibob strikes again!

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Bobby thinks people with principles are stupid (archive of The Atlantic article)
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Strangely, if Moviebob is saying that he, himself, has meaningfully changed since 2008, I might actually agree with him. His meaningful changes have all been for the catastrophically worse, mind you...

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Nutters think conservatives are pro-Russia, when they are actually against Emmas-With-Two-Moms.
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Vut you sayink, Komrade Moviebobski?

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I wonder how many Moviebob-level idiot Leftists (I repeat myself) realize that people who gave their ballots to Donald Trump is not that same thing as giving their ballots to Vladimir Putin. Because that involve voting in two different national elections.

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Originslly posted by Democrat Chairman Xi Jinpeng.

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Some people just love their freedom being randomly taken away. I wonder why they didn't move to China.
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Opps I spoke too soon: they don't want their own freedom taken away; they fetishizes the freedom of manual laborers being taken away.

If any American city were to ban private cars, I wouldn't want to live there.

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Andy Ngo:
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So? The person who shot Congressman Steve Scalise was a Bernie Supporter.

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Ginni Thomas (Archive of NYT article)
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And if Clarence and Ginni Thomas were Democrats, Bob would be on all fours as he slobbers onto their feet.

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How about we start awarding ALL Oscars off the air? Instead of wasting three hours' worth of airtime focused on hypocritical Hollywood elitist jerkwads onto something much more beneficial to society. Maybe something like monkeys flinging crap at each other.

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Moviebob is Roger Ebert without anything that resembles wit.

 

[EnemyStand]

The thing you have to remember about the “Bob’s” of the world is they’re the kind of people who’d hire a hooker, spend their time talking to her about nerd shit and be forced to do HAMS because her vagina sealed itself up to ensure he can’t procreate.

The only women who’d fuck Bob are women LIKE Bob and Bob knows we’d all laugh and make fun of him and call them “Two tons of fun” and other insulting names, so instead of taking the nerdy landwhale he’d rather simp for the Lindsay Ellis’s and Anita Sarkeesian’s of the world.

Bob, if you’re reading this just know we’re gonna make fun of you no matter what so either take the fattie or go the Boogie route and…oh, wait. Bobby can’t afford a hooker.

Bob would NEVER EVER EVER EVER date a fat spergy chick. He is convinced he deserves a better class of woman. He goes for the girls so out of his league they're playing on an intergalactic level. Let's be honest, Bob's been totally brainwashed by TV, and what was all the rage in the 90s and 2000s? The fat, nerdy side character getting with a smoking hot chick because he was a "nice guy." Bob thinks if he follows the right rules and says the right things, then by the rules of movie logic his reward will be a bona fide QT3.14 who loves him for him.

Unfortunately for Bob, this is reality, and in reality even a 0.5/10 is out of his league.

 

[Adamska]

I think he's saying that Nolan has a fetish for exposition, the same way Tarantino has a foot fetish.

So it's like Bob's fetish with dehumanizing people (or spamming parentheses)? Or is it more like when he writes a ten thousand word run on sentence that tries to slam as many gotchas in them as possible?

 

[Big Butts Bunny]

Bob tries to flex his wiki knowledge by making a confusing comparison.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1496233392643493889

https://archive.ph/rna0A

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If you're like me and have no idea who Christian Louboutin is, he is a French fashion designer who makes shoes with red soles.
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Nolan making a movie about people feverishly creating a weapon to end WW2 and the horror they have at the thing they have created is JUST LIKE Tarantino making a movie about a shoe guy. This is why Bob is not taken seriously by anyone outside of actual autists and dick snippers, but I repeat myself.


also look at that tweet time stamp hehehehehe

The fact that this makes so sense shouldn't he a suprise. Bob is a pseudo intellectual that just spews word salads in the hope of one day accidently saying something intelligent.

 

[Positron]

IDK WTF they're drinking, but I doubt that's Moviebob's first, or only glass of booze. DIABETICS NEED TO STOP FUCKING DRINKING, BOB. STOP IT! Your liver, kidneys, and pancreas will thank you.

This might be what they were drinking yesterday.

 

[make_it_so]

I wonder how many Moviebob-level idiot Leftists (I repeat myself) realize that people who gave their ballots to Donald Trump is not that same thing as giving their ballots to Vladimir Putin. Because that involve voting in two different national elections.

Doesn't matter, if it lets them talk over and dehumanize their enemies, they'll go with it, no matter how little sense it makes or how stupid they sound.

You know how chronic alcoholic and all around inbred white trash failure Ethan Ralph will rant and rave and list off all kinds of defects or crimes of his enemies (real or imagined) and will try to holler over them like with Josh, Rekeita, or Metokur? The purpose isn't to make an actual point or argument, the purpose is to beat down his opponent and get a "win."

Bob and his ilk are the "socially respectable" version of Ralph.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

This might be what they were drinking yesterday.
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So Bob's battle with Diabetes is going as well as the "I Beat Anorexia" T-Shirt guy's battle against obesity. Also, a crowler is 32 oz, and I doubt Bob and da Shitta are sharing one. Those mens' bodies must be at least 70 percent alcohol by now.

 

[reGHew9348]

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The idea that Bob imagines such a thoroughly corporate, revenue-driven drone to be some stone-faced vanguard of morality is beyond pathetic.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So Bob's battle with Diabetes is going as well as the "I Beat Anorexia" T-Shirt guy's battle against obesity. Also, a crowler is 32 oz, and I doubt Bob and da Shitta are sharing one. Those mens' bodies must be at least 70 percent alcohol by now.

It’s really weird that Chris and Robert, who publicly acknowledge that their father’s alcoholism negatively affected them, are so proud to spend so much of their waking hours drinking.

Memo to the Chipmans: Paying for craft brands (while e-begging, too) doesn’t make you connoisseurs or hobbyists; it makes you drunks who are living way beyond their means.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Wait trans people don't discount that there are two genders Bob. Nothing about a binary says that the 0 can't be a 1. Or are you admitting that Trans aren't the gender they claim to be. And have become some sort of monstrous third thing.

nah, Bob's all in with the 72+ infinity "genders" and lumping that in with "Trans" because "transitioning" to something other than man or woman is somehow a meaningful concept outside the binary of male and female.

This might be what they were drinking yesterday.
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oh good lord, it isn't just beer, it's CIDER. That shit's got so much sugar in it it's unreal, and that's even before you get to the alcohol turning into sugar.

I DO NOT believe that Bob listened to his doctor. His doctor, if he/she were minimally competent, would tell Bob to stop drinking as part of his beetus management.

Bob has not stopped drinking. Therefore, Bob does NOT listen to his doctor.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

oh good lord, it isn't just beer, it's CIDER. That shit's got so much sugar in it it's unreal, and that's even before you get to the alcohol turning into sugar.

I DO NOT believe that Bob listened to his doctor. His doctor, if he/she were minimally competent, would tell Bob to stop drinking as part of his beetus management.

Bob has not stopped drinking. Therefore, Bob does NOT listen to his doctor.

Drinking alcoholic cider when you’re a diabetic is just the slow, pussy way of killing yourself. If Robert cared about his niece and nephew, he would not enable or approve of their father’s problematic drinking. Robert literally cares more about defending the honor of “Marvel guys” than about his own flesh and blood.

 

[JayHarrison]

Drinking alcoholic cider when you’re a diabetic is just the slow, pussy way of killing yourself. [...] Robert literally cares more about defending the honor of “Marvel guys” than about his own flesh and blood.

Assuming Moviebob cares about anyone other than himself, of course.