Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Keavy Rain]

Regarding Forbidden West, I am part of the fanbase for that game and I’m skipping it for one simple reason: I can’t get a PS5 and replacing my dead PS4 with another PS4 isn’t worth it to me, partially due to their high used prices and also because we’re in the second year of the PS5/Series Gen.

I’m honestly wondering how many game sales are being lost due solely to the semiconductor shortage.

But, of course, we know Bob and his ilk would still call me an incel man baby and claim I’m lying because I can’t handle a game having a powerful wahmen who isn’t attractive to me.

 

[Mola Ram]

That's exactly the case.

Bob desperately lives vicariously through what I call his "psychological pins". Since he is a complete loser who peaked at nine, he's repeatedly used other entities to base his own success on. A franchise or person's success is his success. Their failure is his failure, which is why he defends product so fucking desperately; he refuses to acknowledge his failure.

Fun fact: he used to desperately use Rapist Defender and Victim Supplier Kevin Smith as his go to; it's actually where his desperate attempt to pretend he's a Gen X'er came from. But then Smith kept making garbage films and he had to find a new one.

It's a little more personal in James Gunn's case. I don't recall the details that lurk somewhere in this thread (maybe we should build some sort of index for important bits of Boblore?), but Bob's biggest get was interviewing Gunn just as he was beginning to make waves. This would have been before Guardians of the Galaxy (because even at his height I don't think Bob would have gotten Mah-vel's attention) but after Tromeo & Juliet, so maybe around when he did Super. He's mentioned a few times that he thus feels like his fortunes are attached to Gunn, and that he's an inspiration that Bob might be able to follow (because he thinks he can be a screenwriter and director) (stop laughing).

 

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what a bunch of white trash unevolved useless people

 

[Adamska]

It's a little more personal in James Gunn's case. I don't recall the details that lurk somewhere in this thread (maybe we should build some sort of index for important bits of Boblore?), but Bob's biggest get was interviewing Gunn just as he was beginning to make waves. This would have been before Guardians of the Galaxy (because even at his height I don't think Bob would have gotten Mah-vel's attention) but after Tromeo & Juliet, so maybe around when he did Super. He's mentioned a few times that he thus feels like his fortunes are attached to Gunn, and that he's an inspiration that Bob might be able to follow (because he thinks he can be a screenwriter and director) (stop laughing).

He'd have to use his subpar film studies degree then and actually make his own films then if he really is dumb enough to believe that bullshit he spewed out. I still think it's just a case of him latching on to Gunn like that one psycho attached himself to Bjork. The only difference is he isn't obssessed with Gunn as a person; he's obsessed on his work due to believing Gunn's successes and triumphs are his own. Bob knows he's a loser and so he vicariously lives through corporations and people to affirm delusions in his head about his triumph, all to avoid just blowing his fucking brains out with his brother's guns.

It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. Fuck it, I'll laugh anyway.

 

[Mola Ram]

He'd have to use his subpar film studies degree then and actually make his own films then if he really is dumb enough to believe that bullshit he spewed out. I still think it's just a case of him latching on to Gunn like that one psycho attached himself to Bjork. The only difference is he isn't obssessed with Gunn as a person; he's obsessed on his work due to believing Gunn's successes and triumphs are his own. Bob knows he's a loser and so he vicariously lives through corporations and people to affirm delusions in his head about his triumph, all to avoid just blowing his fucking brains out with his brother's guns.

It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. Fuck it, I'll laugh anyway.

I think the interview (and thus Gunn) really is a talisman for him. Think about it -- what contact with the kingdom of Show Business has Bob had that even comes close to that? Never mind that Gunn was merely an up-and-coming journeyman at the time; he went on to be part of the Marvel Machine, and so Bob will always have that feather in his cap. It's something for him to cling to so that he can delude himself into thinking he really does have a toe in that world (until he loses it to diabetes), and so it's not too late. It does seem to be an obsession -- remember when he changed his handle to "Rehire James Gunn" for like a year?

I'm curious to know whether the interview was an actual sitdown, a telephone interview, or an e-mail exchange. If it was the first or second, his obsession is somewhat understandable. If it was some kind of internet conversation ... oh, Bob, poor Bob.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob and Chris should live it up and celebrate their birthdays while they can. With their lifestyles they probably won't have that many more

At least Chris will go into his grave mourned by family and friends. Bob's family will breathe a sigh of relief that it's finally over.

It's a little more personal in James Gunn's case. I don't recall the details that lurk somewhere in this thread (maybe we should build some sort of index for important bits of Boblore?), but Bob's biggest get was interviewing Gunn just as he was beginning to make waves. This would have been before Guardians of the Galaxy (because even at his height I don't think Bob would have gotten Mah-vel's attention) but after Tromeo & Juliet, so maybe around when he did Super. He's mentioned a few times that he thus feels like his fortunes are attached to Gunn, and that he's an inspiration that Bob might be able to follow (because he thinks he can be a screenwriter and director) (stop laughing).

It was around Gunn getting fired for the pedo tweets where Bob admitted that he ties himself to Gunn's success and that Gunn had the career projection Bob wishes he had, and still wants to have happen, where he starts off with dumb schlocky movies, then slowly builds up to blockbusters (See also Sam Raimi and Peter Jackson). But what's funny is you know Bob credits the interview with helping Gunn get the GotG job, considering he credits himself as helping support Lindsay and others to reach their levels of success.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob tries to flex his wiki knowledge by making a confusing comparison.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1496233392643493889

https://archive.ph/rna0A

If you're like me and have no idea who Christian Louboutin is, he is a French fashion designer who makes shoes with red soles.

Nolan making a movie about people feverishly creating a weapon to end WW2 and the horror they have at the thing they have created is JUST LIKE Tarantino making a movie about a shoe guy. This is why Bob is not taken seriously by anyone outside of actual autists and dick snippers, but I repeat myself.


also look at that tweet time stamp hehehehehe

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob tries to flex his wiki knowledge by making a confusing comparison.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1496233392643493889

https://archive.ph/rna0A

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Nolan making a movie about people feverishly creating a weapon to end WW2 and the horror they have at the thing they have created is JUST LIKE Tarantino making a movie about a shoe guy. This is why Bob is not taken seriously by anyone outside of actual autists and dick snippers, but I repeat myself.


also look at that tweet time stamp hehehehehe

No matter how many ways I try to interpret that tweet, it makes no goddamn sense at all. Nothing about Tarantino calls to mind the biography of a scientist, even one who made nukes, and nothing about Louboutin reminds one of 1940s fashion.

Why not, "This is gonna be like Chernobyl meets The Big Sleep!" At least those are vaguely relevant.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert gets assmad over the GOP saying that there only 2 genders, compares them to flat-earthers in what I can only assume is an attempt to impress the troons:

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Robert bitching about Dems attempting to compromise with the GOP instead of creating his superior future™ :

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Moar Peter Coffin sperging:

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[Brother Wind]

Wait trans people don't discount that there are two genders Bob. Nothing about a binary says that the 0 can't be a 1. Or are you admitting that Trans aren't the gender they claim to be. And have become some sort of monstrous third thing.

 

[Keavy Rain]

Robert bitching about Dems attempting to compromise with the GOP instead of creating his superior future™

Two things, CinemaBlob:

1. You have to work with people you disagree with to get anything done.

2. This waste of space is so deep in his fantasy world he can’t see the political tide has made a sharp turn to favoring Republicans, due in part to the extremely liberal left pushing for a power grab.

I guarantee the world is watching Canada and thinking “I don’t wanna deal with this tyrannical bullshit” and that’s what Blob and his counterparts don’t realize: The majority of the population don’t want to live in an authoritarian state controlled by “The Thinkers.” They just wanna work a job they can tolerate and have enough free time and money to enjoy life with their family and friends. Fuck with their comfortable existence and they’ll vote you out at best and recreate the French Revolution if you force it.

 

[filthyfrench]

Bob tries to flex his wiki knowledge by making a confusing comparison.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1496233392643493889

https://archive.ph/rna0A

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What the actual fuck is he alluding to here? Christopher Nolan has a nuke fetish?

Whenever he namedrops some obscure historic event/name it reminds me of a friend who, when others were talking about the lastest marvel movie and what they thought about it, would bring up some film like the Decalogue or Tree of Life to derail the convo. He was pretending to be a know-it-all putz to get a laugh and reaction.

with Blobby though, theres no irony to it at all. Here's being absolutely genuine.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

No matter how many ways I try to interpret that tweet, it makes no goddamn sense at all. Nothing about Tarantino calls to mind the biography of a scientist, even one who made nukes, and nothing about Louboutin reminds one of 1940s fashion.

Oh, it's easy to see what he's going for. "Oppenheimer" is like a Tarantino movie because it will presumably feature a big explosion in one scene, it's like a biopic in that there's no action and it's like Loboutin because everyone will be wearing stylish clothes.

 

[JayHarrison]

Robert gets assmad over the GOP saying that there only 2 genders, compares them to flat-earthers in what I can only assume is an attempt to impress the troons:
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This post brought to you by Bob "MAGA Lives Don' t Matter" Chipman.

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Robert bitching about Dems attempting to compromise with the GOP instead of creating his superior future™ :
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Nah. The GOP's weak and the Democratic Party is evil. That's the way it's been for about fifteen years, now.

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Moar Peter Coffin sperging:
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Hypocritebob.

 

[Mola Ram]

Robert gets assmad over the GOP saying that there only 2 genders, compares them to flat-earthers in what I can only assume is an attempt to impress the troons:

Fatboy is really gonna try to seize the moral high ground by fingerwagging the Republicans for saying in essence "these people don't matter" when Bob literally utters that phrase and variants thereof at least a dozen times a week. Either he's drunker than usual or actually sober for a change.

 

[make_it_so]

Only the most stupid or ideologically zealous can look at how the GOP completely flipped Virginia by focusing on the school troon shenanigans and still think that staying with this gender fluid degeneracy nonsense is going to win elections.

So in other words, people like MovieBlob.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I think the interview (and thus Gunn) really is a talisman for him. Think about it -- what contact with the kingdom of Show Business has Bob had that even comes close to that? Never mind that Gunn was merely an up-and-coming journeyman at the time; he went on to be part of the Marvel Machine, and so Bob will always have that feather in his cap. It's something for him to cling to so that he can delude himself into thinking he really does have a toe in that world (until he loses it to diabetes), and so it's not too late. It does seem to be an obsession -- remember when he changed his handle to "Rehire James Gunn" for like a year?

I'm curious to know whether the interview was an actual sitdown, a telephone interview, or an e-mail exchange. If it was the first or second, his obsession is somewhat understandable. If it was some kind of internet conversation ... oh, Bob, poor Bob.

I also remember Bob saying that he saw Scooby Doo 2, which Gunn wrote, while he was going through a depression, and it snapped him out or it or something.

Couldn't have been that bad if watching fucking Scooby Doo 2 fixed it.

 

[JayHarrison]

"'E-mail jobs' are among the 21st Century Working Class™":

Yes, because nothing says "21st Century Working Class™" like composing a basic business E-mail template that reads like something from the Mad Libs franchise:

Dear (_customer_name_):

We are writing to remind you that your bill of (_full_dollar_amount_) is past due. In order to retain your (_utility_), you need to pay no less than (_smaller_dollar_amount_) no later than (_month_) (_date_), (_year_). Failure to pay (_smaller dollar_amount_) by this date will result in disconnection of (_utility_), which will result in a reconnection charge of (_even_smaller_amount_) in addition to (_full_dollar_amount_).

Please respond at your earliest convenient.
--(_comapny_name_)

 

[Keavy Rain]

I also remember Bob saying that he saw Scooby Doo 2, which Gunn wrote, while he was going through a depression, and it snapped him out or it or something.

Couldn't have been that bad if watching fucking Scooby Doo 2 fixed it.

Mid-2000’s Sarah Michelle Gellar’s tits can cure almost any mental disorder.

I haven’t seen her since then so I can’t say how well they held up but Cruel Intentions was the closest we got to seeing them in their au natural glory and, as stupid as that movie was seeing Gellar in lingerie acting seductive was worth the price of admission alone.

You could say Sarah’s cans….(Puts on Sunglasses) slayed my depression.

YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!

 

[lolwatagain]

Bob tries to flex his wiki knowledge by making a confusing comparison.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1496233392643493889

https://archive.ph/rna0A

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If you're like me and have no idea who Christian Louboutin is, he is a French fashion designer who makes shoes with red soles.
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Nolan making a movie about people feverishly creating a weapon to end WW2 and the horror they have at the thing they have created is JUST LIKE Tarantino making a movie about a shoe guy. This is why Bob is not taken seriously by anyone outside of actual autists and dick snippers, but I repeat myself.


also look at that tweet time stamp hehehehehe

Alright, I think I can translate this.

Bob believes that Nolan's Oppenheimer Film will focus entirely on Guys in Suits talking about "complicated" phenomena. Just like how Leo explained the dream world in Inception. He's implying that this is Nolan's fetish with the Tarantino Reference. Because as everyone fucking knows by this point, Tarantino fucking loves feet. So Bobert is implying that a Tarantino movie about Louboutin would be mostly shots of cute girls with cute feet in Louboutin shoes.

He tried to do this without saying any of the necessary words to convey his point, because his ability to convey any kind of meaning beyond screaming into the void has atrophied as a result of Twitter's 240 character limit.

This is why Twitter is not a substitute for human interaction. Especially when you live in your mother's basement.