Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Ha, ha, when I first read that I thought you meant the supermodels would be dressed as Mario, which does strike me as a possible Bob fetish.

Not as unlikely as you'd think:

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If teachers are encouraging kids to keep secrets from their parents then something worse than istophobia is probably going on.
This may be a “Me” thing but I’m VERY uncomfortable with the idea that a government institution would encourage kids to keep things secret from their parents.

Then again, I hear a lot of “Your kids belong to the community” bullshit since Hillary Clinton’s “It takes a village to raise a child” book and it may pre-date that.

TL;DR These people want to raise your kid for you, with or without your permission. You can speculate as to why.
 
That was quite the amusing event to follow, when Bob and Chris tried to cancel a guy by contacting his employer, got strung along like they were being taken seriously, and then were shown to be fools when the guy revealed he was self-employed and they'd been talking to him the whole time.

I think cancel culture is retarded (more like cancer culture amirite), but it's a shame Bobby isn't actually employed so he could find out what it's like to be on the receiving end. I mean, he kind of was when he got shitcanned from the Escapist the first time, but he could use a refresher.
Bob coped hard by claiming he wasn't "fired" from the Escapist. They simply chose not to renew his contract after it expired! None of that had anything to do with things Bob did, of course, and that's totally not the same as being fired anyway, friendo!

The copium is real.
Let's not forget that his latest shitcanning happened not because he was fired but because his contract was simply not renewed and was quickly and quietly erased from The Escapist like that guy in the Stalin photo.
Yeah it was convenient for Bob in that it gave him excuses for why he totally wasn't fired. On a technicality. Thus absolving Bob of all fault. But then again, Narcissistic sped gonna narcissistic sped.

Fixed his diet my ass. IDK WTF they're drinking, but I doubt that's Moviebob's first, or only glass of booze. DIABETICS NEED TO STOP FUCKING DRINKING, BOB. STOP IT! Your liver, kidneys, and pancreas will thank you.
It's so bizarre. I'm only two years younger then the younger chippa brother and I genuinely look 15 years younger then him.

Is their hideous hobo aesthetics due to thier white guilt and hatred for white farmers or its it purely a genetic reason?
Alcoholism. Drinking like those two learned how to do from their admittedly alcoholic father will age a person very quickly.
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Random tik-tok dude who used to disparage Trump is now high on Marxism. Bobby thinks he is pretending
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From Trump hater to hater of the working class, does this trajectory reminds you of anyone?

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Yup, and these geniuses also realize that some kids hate the gays, and they will remember fondly the party that broke down the homosexual privilege in schools.

AOC wants to hold Tucker Carlson accountable. For what who knows? Her PMS perhaps?
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Covid. We already know Bobby and co. dread the idea that we must eventually return to normal.
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Canada:
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BLM good people. Canadian truckers bad people.
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Not even The Economist approves of what Blackface Trudeau does (archive of article)
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The "barely functioning mess" is your crotch John.

Putin the KGB Bad Guy vs America the Godzilla.
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Would knowing that a mayo ghoul has a name stop Bobby from killing her?


This is a professional film critic with lots of insider leads.
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Creep.
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"Speaking as an authority of female objectivation, I think she is a piece👍."
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I'm sure MOS is projecting. Queers can't help disclosing their deepest fantasies.

Luke chimes in.
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Angel bullshit.
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I call bullshit on any "hippie who lifts" chick being enough of a beer-goggled chubby chaser to consent to bob touching her, let alone 'wearing him out in the good way'.

One-termers: Lincoln (first elected 1860, but assassinated early into his second term); Coolidge (elected in 1924, but was inaugurated in 1923 after the death of W.G. Harding); Nixon (first elected 1968, resigned in 1974); George H.W. Bush; Donald Trump.

Impeachments: Two (both Trump, once under dubious circumstances, the second in direct violation against the U.S. Constitution).

For a being a self-avowed Student of History™, Moviebob sure doesn't know much about it.




The Bostonian Benito, maybe?




For context, this scene is from Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights. This character, Ahchoo (Dave Chappelle) is talking about Little John and Robin Hood demonstrating the "river" they're fighting above is nothing more than a stream.

Given Moviebob's politics, the "I'm on one side, I'm on the other side" line from said film direclty applies to Bob's politics whenever something's politically convenient for him to switch sides on (ex: COVID-19 vaccinations).


Bob's right: The coof doesn't care what obsolescents feel. If it did care about what the obsolete said and did, it would have listened and catered to Moviebob's every word.




Tactics. Targets.




Cool! I can mark off "Ad Hominem Attack"!




No, America being a "barely functioning mess" is the direct result of over 81,000,000 votes being cast for a barely-functioning Joe Biden.




So, if pregnant women gave their fetuses children-to-be a name before they're born, would Moviebob consider their lives worth saving?

No, of course not. Moviebob gonna eugenics like he always does. I apologize for asking a dumb question that I already knew the answer to.
Lots of people (wrongly) believe that Nixon was impeached. Probably Moviebob among them.
 
It really seems like it's more than just being happy for a filmmaker he likes.

Bob thinks that James Gunn 'winning' somehow makes Bob a bit of a winner too.
That's exactly the case.

Bob desperately lives vicariously through what I call his "psychological pins". Since he is a complete loser who peaked at nine, he's repeatedly used other entities to base his own success on. A franchise or person's success is his success. Their failure is his failure, which is why he defends product so fucking desperately; he refuses to acknowledge his failure.

Fun fact: he used to desperately use Rapist Defender and Victim Supplier Kevin Smith as his go to; it's actually where his desperate attempt to pretend he's a Gen X'er came from. But then Smith kept making garbage films and he had to find a new one.
 
"Speaking as an authority of female objectivation, I think she is a piece👍."
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I'm sure MOS is projecting. Queers can't help disclosing their deepest fantasies.
"JFC guys, get off the Anime and encounter some actual women"

Coming from a guy who ONLY has interactions with men and men who wear dresses.

Coming from a guy who cannot help but show off what makes his dick turgid.

Coming from a guy who follows multiple porn accounts, half of which are traps.


"This chick is AT LEAST an 80's 8 easy"
I swear I remember Aloy looking better and not like she was stung by a bunch of bees in the first game but I'll be damned if I can find any pics of it amongst the noise.
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I guess when you jerk off to men with surgically implanted breasts getting pounded in the poop shoot you'll find anything that you're told is female hot. Which way consoomer?
 
"JFC guys, get off the Anime and encounter some actual women"

Coming from a guy who ONLY has interactions with men and men who wear dresses.

Coming from a guy who cannot help but show off what makes his dick turgid.

Coming from a guy who follows multiple porn accounts, half of which are traps.


"This chick is AT LEAST an 80's 8 easy"
I swear I remember Aloy looking better and not like she was stung by a bunch of bees in the first game but I'll be damned if I can find any pics of it amongst the noise.
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I guess when you jerk off to men with surgically implanted breasts getting pounded in the poop shoot you'll find anything that you're told is female hot. Which way consoomer?
Its weird, Aloy looked perfectly fine in the first game, every screen cap I've seen of the second, she looks like she has hives or something.

Not gonna play it, because the story in one was so retarded that the fact that someone built robot dinosaurs was the least stupid part of it.
 
Its weird, Aloy looked perfectly fine in the first game, every screen cap I've seen of the second, she looks like she has hives or something.

Not gonna play it, because the story in one was so retarded that the fact that someone built robot dinosaurs was the least stupid part of it.
Their garbage mocap screwed up so badly she's an even more convincing Samwise Gamgee than Sean Astin was
 
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