Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


  • Total voters
    1,451
Status
Not open for further replies.
Your main dispute is with the Thinker himself:
View attachment 3002270
I remember a time when I wrote this kind of tripe... Back in high school 15 years ago. It amused no one, and it taught me an important lesson about not trying to sound smarter than what I really am.

The shaved wombat is still trying to impress his peers with poorly-thought diatribes about the nature of intelligence, the perceived values of good and evil in a working society, and how they're supposedly directly linked. 25 people found it interesting enough for a like, and for the porkfuck, it vindicates his own intelligence and philosophical tact.

This delusion of his own worth is all he has. It's either that, or give in to the raw truth about his lot in life. And we all know he won't do that.
 
The shooter was black.

This is what I like about America - anyone, regardless of race, can apparently be a white nationalist.
We're dumbing down white nationalism, not lifting anti-racism up. The whole CRT/Kendi/DiAngelo narrative is that literally everything is white supremacy, especially unintentional subconscious things. Unless you're actively tearing down the system every second of every day then you're at best conceding to the system of white supremacy or at worst personally upholding it. Chanting "the Jews will not replace us" is white supremacy. Not wanting to fuck a fat person is white supremacy. Asians not wanting to be discriminated against is white supremacy. Not liking a Disney movie is white supremacy. Calling the police on a trans person is white supremacy. Acknowledging your white supremacy is white supremacy.

What would George Lincoln Rockwell say?
 
Last edited:
Untitled.png
FMJ-RHPX0AIOPwr.jpg
"Ass"

1.png
FMI5LLKXIAUcJQr.jpg

Untitled.png
 
[Moviebob] talks like a Nazi and gets mad when people tell him he sounds like a Nazi.
You smell that? It smells like irony!

The way Blobby talks about "Garbage America" and how they "caused" the Pandemic and not his beloved China funny enough. Also how they "stole" his future is right out of the Nazi playbook. Nazism started with the Stab in the Back theory which was Jews and Leftist inside Germany caused them to lose WWI. Bobert definitely subscribes to his own version of the theory.
Which is why I have no problems whatsoever using the names Moviebob and Nazibob interchangeably (among things like Racistbob, Sexistbob, Eugenicsbob, et. al.). Calling him Nazibob is not even a remote violation Godwin's Law (For those unfamiliar, Godwin's Law states that "as [...] online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Adolf Hitler approaches [100%]."). Calling him Nazibob is the redirect result of the observation of Bob's own words, beliefs, and desired actions against anyone who doesn't comply to Bob's every political whim.
 
The shooter was black.

This is what I like about America - anyone, regardless of race, can apparently be a white nationalist.
We're an equal-opportunity country. Anyone can be a white nationalist, just like any idiot can create and run a YouTube/Patreon/Twitter Blue-Check account.
 
pres.png

Random tik-tok dude who used to disparage Trump is now high on Marxism. Bobby thinks he is pretending
1111.png
From Trump hater to hater of the working class, does this trajectory reminds you of anyone?

Gay.png
Yup, and these geniuses also realize that some kids hate the gays, and they will remember fondly the party that broke down the homosexual privilege in schools.

AOC wants to hold Tucker Carlson accountable. For what who knows? Her PMS perhaps?
AOC.png

Untitled.png


Covid. We already know Bobby and co. dread the idea that we must eventually return to normal.
normal.png

Canada:
Canada.png

BLM good people. Canadian truckers bad people.
BLM.png

Not even The Economist approves of what Blackface Trudeau does (archive of article)
Econ.jpg

yry.png
The "barely functioning mess" is your crotch John.

Putin the KGB Bad Guy vs America the Godzilla.
putin.png

bear.png
Would knowing that a mayo ghoul has a name stop Bobby from killing her?


This is a professional film critic with lots of insider leads.
Untitled.png

57.png




cap.png

Creep.
Creep.png

"Speaking as an authority of female objectivation, I think she is a piece👍."
pedoMOS.png
I'm sure MOS is projecting. Queers can't help disclosing their deepest fantasies.

Luke chimes in.
57.png

Angel bullshit.
angel.jpg

57.png
 
What on gods green earth does he mean with "gaming twitter's Zapruder film"? Doing some very brief research, The Zapruder film is apparently the most clear footage of the assasination of fucking JFK. Like are you implying that the moment we get to see chun-li or cammy some capcom exec is gonna get executed in front of everyone? I guess he's trying to imply that the reveal would be culturally significant because it's one of the most studied pieces of film out there. I dunno anymore, trying to get into this fat fuck's head is migraine inducing
 
We're dumbing down white nationalism, not lifting anti-racism up. The whole CRT/Kendi/DiAngelo narrative is that literally everything is white supremacy, especially unintentional subconscious things. Unless you're actively tearing down the system every second of every day then you're at best conceding to the system of white supremacy or at worst personally upholding it. Chanting "the Jews will not replace us" is white supremacy. Not wanting to fuck a fat person is white supremacy. Asians not wanting to be discriminated against is white supremacy. Not liking a Disney movie is white supremacy. Calling the police on a trans person is white supremacy. Acknowledging your white supremacy is white supremacy.

What would George Lincoln Rockwell say?

This is what you get with an overtly partisan, highly polarized media with little in the way of ethics and a constant hunger for clicks. People who proudly claim to be against dialogue with other political schools of thought are now respected instead of shunned for their childish views, it almost feels like a deliberate setup in favor of the erosion of Democracy - there simply isn't a way for a functional democratical system to work if nobody is willing to work with the others, this is how you end up with a tribalistic society tearing itself apart!

In a twist of irony, some people are getting really jaded and tired of this talk. Actual cases of discrimination and virulently racist rethoric get a pass, because it's the "good" kind of racism. Whenever people try to engage in healthy, mature debates, the same shit shoveling happens with virtual lynch mobs, professional "activists" with minds stuck in the 60's decrying the racism of others while being colossal bigots themselves pointing at the new witches to be burned at the stake. There simply isn't a better breeding ground for bigotry and racism than this cesspool of lunacy - after all, if they are allowed to be openly hateful and bigoted, to hate you, why shouldn't you do the same?! This is so fucking ridiculous, and a colossal step backwards!

MovieBob is a rather extreme, and very incompetent example, but a good one nonetheless of the current status of political discourse as of now. A childish mess where the only thing that matters is pissing off the other guys. Expertly fucking done, there's no way anything gets accomplished with this mindset in tow!

I remember a time when I wrote this kind of tripe... Back in high school 15 years ago. It amused no one, and it taught me an important lesson about not trying to sound smarter than what I really am.

The shaved wombat is still trying to impress his peers with poorly-thought diatribes about the nature of intelligence, the perceived values of good and evil in a working society, and how they're supposedly directly linked. 25 people found it interesting enough for a like, and for the porkfuck, it vindicates his own intelligence and philosophical tact.

This delusion of his own worth is all he has. It's either that, or give in to the raw truth about his lot in life. And we all know he won't do that.
The point is, you learned. The most important step towards advancement is knowing that there is always more to be learned - everyone looks at the learned Philosopher and wants to be like them, with eloquent expressions of wisdom and knowledge, but fewer do realize that great men always stood on the shoulders of the giants that came before them. Takes a lot of reading, learning, and listening to become wise, and only a fool calls himself an intellectual while refusing to listen to others. Bob thinks he's the smartest guy in the room, refuses to listen to others and thinks of himself as a pillar of wisdom - which, precisely, is what makes him the bumbling retard with delusions of grandeur that he is!

It's so bizarre. I'm only two years younger then the younger chippa brother and I genuinely look 15 years younger then him.

Is their hideous hobo aesthetics due to thier white guilt and hatred for white farmers or its it purely a genetic reason?
It's basically everything about them. The way they dress, their obesity, facial hair and baldness, all of these age them greatly, to the point that Chris looks older than Bob despite being some years younger!

Hair loss is something that comes to 50% of all men at one point or another, so it's ok, yet weight and style are things they actually could change!

What on gods green earth does he mean with "gaming twitter's Zapruder film"? Doing some very brief research, The Zapruder film is apparently the most clear footage of the assasination of fucking JFK. Like are you implying that the moment we get to see chun-li or cammy some capcom exec is gonna get executed in front of everyone? I guess he's trying to imply that the reveal would be culturally significant because it's one of the most studied pieces of film out there. I dunno anymore, trying to get into this fat fuck's head is migraine inducing
Considering how sexualized Chun-Li and Cammy are, it's expected that their more modest portrayal (because politics) is going to be highly polemic. Or it's the other way around, still polemic. The point is MovieBob is a fucking manchild retard who loves to make these moronic comparisons with political and historical events, like with his horseshit movie "reviews" or comparing the console wars to the Vietnam War. You know, the sort of retarded shit a 12 years old kid does to sound cool, and not a 41 years old man lol!
 
What on gods green earth does he mean with "gaming twitter's Zapruder film"? Doing some very brief research, The Zapruder film is apparently the most clear footage of the assasination of fucking JFK. Like are you implying that the moment we get to see chun-li or cammy some capcom exec is gonna get executed in front of everyone? I guess he's trying to imply that the reveal would be culturally significant because it's one of the most studied pieces of film out there. I dunno anymore, trying to get into this fat fuck's head is migraine inducing
I think he is getting at the "deeply looked at and analyzed" aspect. As in he thinks nerds are gonna overly study some digital tits in a teaser
 
One-termers: Lincoln (first elected 1860, but assassinated early into his second term); Coolidge (elected in 1924, but was inaugurated in 1923 after the death of W.G. Harding); Nixon (first elected 1968, resigned in 1974); George H.W. Bush; Donald Trump.

Impeachments: Two (both Trump, once under dubious circumstances, the second in direct violation against the U.S. Constitution).

For a being a self-avowed Student of History™, Moviebob sure doesn't know much about it.



Random tik-tok dude who used to disparage Trump is now high on Marxism. Bobby thinks he is pretending
View attachment 3004899
From Trump hater to hater of the working class, does this trajectory reminds you of anyone?
The Bostonian Benito, maybe?



For context, this scene is from Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights. This character, Ahchoo (Dave Chappelle) is talking about Little John and Robin Hood demonstrating the "river" they're fighting above is nothing more than a stream.

Given Moviebob's politics, the "I'm on one side, I'm on the other side" line from said film direclty applies to Bob's politics whenever something's politically convenient for him to switch sides on (ex: COVID-19 vaccinations).

Covid. We already know Bobby and co. dread the idea that we must eventually return to normal.
View attachment 3004960
Bob's right: The coof doesn't care what obsolescents feel. If it did care about what the obsolete said and did, it would have listened and catered to Moviebob's every word.



BLM good people. Canadian truckers bad people.
View attachment 3004945
Tactics. Targets.



Not even The Economist approves of what Blackface Trudeau does (archive of article)
View attachment 3004993
Cool! I can mark off "Ad Hominem Attack"!



View attachment 3004997
The "barely functioning mess" is your crotch John.
No, America being a "barely functioning mess" is the direct result of over 81,000,000 votes being cast for a barely-functioning Joe Biden.



View attachment 3004813
Would knowing that a mayo ghoul has a name stop Bobby from killing her?
So, if pregnant women gave their fetuses children-to-be a name before they're born, would Moviebob consider their lives worth saving?

No, of course not. Moviebob gonna eugenics like he always does. I apologize for asking a dumb question that I already knew the answer to.
 
Last edited:
Look at this shameless pandering to his Angels, mentioning Poison* in the same breath as Chun Li and Cammy, the first two women Street Fighter characters.

*a Final Fight character even if she has turned up in SF IV and V and who may or may not be transphobic and offensive and fetishizing and other buzzwords depending on the whims of however a trans person trying to shame others is feeling at the moment
 
America is (albeit with many flaws I will acknowledge here first) the most successful country in world history and the greatest champion of human freedom that has ever existed AND did a motherfucking miracle by creating a vaccine in one year when everyone said it couldn't be done. But a pair of frauds who opted themselves out of society and so spend all day being "oppressed" on Twitter are upset about something (vaccine uptake being only ~85%, not 100% immediately) so it's a "barely functioning mess" that deserves contempt as they beg for SOMEONE TO DO SOMETHING about people they will never meet and don't actually care about.

Thankfully, I'm actually a good person [citation needed], so I say to Bob and Brianna Wu: carry on.
 
America is (albeit with many flaws I will acknowledge here first) the most successful country in world history and the greatest champion of human freedom that has ever existed AND did a motherfucking miracle by creating a vaccine in one year when everyone said it couldn't be done. But a pair of frauds who opted themselves out of society and so spend all day being "oppressed" on Twitter are upset about something (vaccine uptake being only ~85%, not 100% immediately) so it's a "barely functioning mess" that deserves contempt as they beg for SOMEONE TO DO SOMETHING about people they will never meet and don't actually care about.

Thankfully, I'm actually a good person [citation needed], so I say to Bob and Brianna Wu: carry on.
These people are so fearful they'll ruin your life because they refuse to live theirs.
 
There's only a three year difference, and yet Bob looks way older.

And Jesus, he looks so sad in that photo. I guess it's starting to hit him how much of his life he's wasted.
Moviebob doesn't even hide how much of a sex pest he is.
No, no, you only think that because you're an obsolete Believer. A true Thinker knows that Bob is being charming. It's why he's always neck deep in pussy.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back