Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Robert was alive for Bush #1. He should remember that the first Iraq war didn't do shit for getting him re-elected.

But maybe Robert is retarded enough to think this will still be going on in 2024.
Bush was still running on the residual good will from 9/11 at that point. Biden doesn't have that. His complete debacle in Afghanistan invites comparisons to Ford and the anchor that was the Fall of Saigon around his neck in 1976.

But as for 2024, if America isn't in a civil war by that point, it'd be a surprise considering how sharply fractured the country is along many lines.
 
I don't know. I used to like reading r/atheism mostly for laugh and 85% of the shit is the same three made-up stories which are:
-my deconversion, which usually involved being locked in the closet and only eating pancakes shoved under the floor and mormon fathers reciting the rosery over their homoqueer child
-pwning the fundie inwhich the hedonist (atheist) proves how hypocritical and evil fundies are and everyone clapping
-deconverting the fundie where they waltz into the megachurch and deconvert the pastors by asking them "who created god?" with everyone clapping.

This is a pwning the fundie story but it doesnt involve any of the usual hyperboly or even pwning the fundie. Its just a slightly impolite guy who might have had a shitty day. Not saying he couldn't have made it up (he IS an atheist after all) but its so banal and insignificant that if this is his version of the usual fundie hypocracy and resonates to this day so much, he must have lived in the most polite and privileged place in the world so why wouldn't he have spiced it up? Have the christian suddenly frothing at the mouth at two black homos where the fedora has to call the cops to get him to leave?

I still roll my eyes at the christian hypocracy shtick. The hedonists still don't get pointing out that there are hypocrites means that theres a standard to being a christian, which they even admit would be a good thing (though it just means being a doormat for their degeneracy and shitty attitude). What standards do they have besides eating pizza while masterbating?
For whatever reason, that reminded me of an episode of the show Red Dwarf that I loved, where the characters are forced to try and justify their own life and existence to a being called the Inquisitor (or something like that). The twist was the Inquisitor would transform into them and judge them by their own standards.

Turns out all the good people failed to prove they were worthy because they held themselves to a higher standard, and the ones who passed were all narcissists and assholes.
 
But maybe Robert is retarded enough to think this will still be going on in 2024.
These dummies can't even comprehend their own scenario. If a war with Russia started now and was still going on in November 2024 that's almost three years of a war between two major military powers that are both nuclear powers. Since they've never experienced a major war they go "worth it" because they presume it would help Biden because "war presidents win re-election" despite the fact that, two Democratic Presidents, Truman (1952, Korea) and LBJ (1968, Vietnam) both were doing so bad in primaries they dropped out rather than continue onto the general election (that the Republicans then won on a basis of "I'll do the war better") and the object of their unceasing hatred Donald Trump (2020, Terror/Afghanistan/etc.) lost the last presidential election which was barely over a year ago and they don't even remember it. Meanwhile maybe millions could dead, something they couldn't stop bitching about for the last two years blaming Trump but they'd totally be willing for the world to suffer if it'd help Biden. Absolutely depraved insanity and inhumanity.
 
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"Putin is going to ensure Biden's second term:" I can't fathom why any of these people think that.
To be honest, I discount the prognostications of anyone who can look at a man who's spent the last year sliding from a frail and questionable geriatric to a biotech-animated zombie and say "He's definitely got three more years in him." Three months isn't a completely safe bet and they're gunning for twelve times that, plus interest.

Perhaps they do it because the phrase "Harris's second term" sounds too stupid even for them.
 
It makes my head hurt.

Biden will be helped by Russia invading another country because the US invaded Iraq?

And lets be clear here, the Ukranians are going to be paying for all of these sanctions.
 
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Bobby also retweeted this 16-part bullshit.
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Ted Cruz called Jen Psaki "Peppermint Patty".
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And I don't remember a White House spokesperson who is more odious than Psaki.


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So why didn't Lindsay Ellis scream instead of "soft block"?
 
Unless the people have literally been living under a boulder the size of Bob's girth, no person in their right mind is going to give Biden a second term. It's absolutely ludicrous, and yet, I fully expect that to happen. They've made sure to fortify elections based on a mush brain population too proud to admit they voted for a barely sentient leather bag and his party setting their coffers ablaze to bribe the people they put into desperate poverty in the first place for a temporary reprieve to purchase their votes.

I fully expect this madness to continue for as long as these assholes can keep shooting up their daily dose of morphine.
If you want some whitepills, as we've been discussing over in the Biden thread, the DNC is painfully low on political capital to pull off any funny business like we saw in 2020. The boots that would be on the ground perpetuating fraud aren't getting the money they want thanks to Biden's agenda having stalled out in Congress, which would no doubt have had funds earmarked to worm their way down the system. Their capital is stretched thin trying to keep mostly blue districts from turning, let alone electoral fuckery. Meanwhile, Biden's approval is pretty much at its floor without the base falling out, House Dems are retiring left and right, and polling strongly favors Republicans over Democrats. (As an aside, usually Republicans make gains even when Dems have a slight lead in polls. For the GOP to have an advantage in polling could suggest a bloodbath.)

In other words, Bob's probably gonna be apoplectic in November.
These dummies can't even comprehend their own scenario. If a war with Russia started now and was still going on in November 2024 that's almost three years of a war between two major military powers that are both nuclear powers. Since they've never experienced a major war they go "worth it" because they presume it would help Biden because "war presidents win re-election" despite the fact that, two Democratic Presidents, Truman (1952, Korea) and LBJ (1968, Vietnam) both were doing so bad in primaries they dropped out rather than continue onto the general election (that the Republicans then won on a basis of "I'll do the war better") and the object of their unceasing hatred Donald Trump (2020, Terror/Afghanistan/etc.) lost the last presidential election which was barely over a year ago and they don't even remember it. Meanwhile maybe millions could dead, something they couldn't stop bitching about for the last two years blaming Trump but they'd totally be willing for the world to suffer if it'd help Biden. Absolutely depraved insanity and inhumanity.
You could throw a "technically" in there with Trump by saying that the Afghanistan/Iraq wars had pretty much faded into the background of most of the population's minds. After major military operations ceased and we got bogged down in "nation-building," it felt less like a war and more like...well, just something that was happening.

You could also throw another "technically" in there if you wanted to argue electoral fuckery, but that's a whole different ballgame.
 
To Blobby and his ilk the Ukraine is like Rwanda for the Average American we feel bad for the people but not enough to really want to do anything.
Well, that, and the fact we're dealing with a nuclear-equipped state as the aggressor, part of the reason our leaders are so chickenhawkish and eager for forever wars against 3rd world nations is the notion that if all goes tits-up, the worst that happens is you get an Afghanistan: lose a lot of lives, lose a lot of material, lose a lot of face, but keep your nice, clean, un-irradiated midtown apartment and vacation home.....

Moviebob is just taking mass copium.

His globalist world view is burning in front of him.

It puts them in the bind of having to admit that either US interventionism isn't the worst thing you can do to another country, since the US, as badly as it bungles and fucks up things, eventually plans on leaving.... not annexing. Or, that the US isn't alone in being a global Evil Empire since other nations on-par with it militarily do the exact same things.

Either way, he has to admit, the US is not the worst, or at least has redeeming qualities, something he's hard-coded to never do until he gets his robot body and the endless-simulated-craft-beer expansion pack.
 
Well, that, and the fact we're dealing with a nuclear-equipped state as the aggressor, part of the reason our leaders are so chickenhawkish and eager for forever wars against 3rd world nations is the notion that if all goes tits-up, the worst that happens is you get an Afghanistan: lose a lot of lives, lose a lot of material, lose a lot of face, but keep your nice, clean, un-irradiated midtown apartment and vacation home.....



It puts them in the bind of having to admit that either US interventionism isn't the worst thing you can do to another country, since the US, as badly as it bungles and fucks up things, eventually plans on leaving.... not annexing. Or, that the US isn't alone in being a global Evil Empire since other nations on-par with it militarily do the exact same things.

Either way, he has to admit, the US is not the worst, or at least has redeeming qualities, something he's hard-coded to never do until he gets his robot body and the endless-simulated-craft-beer expansion pack.

I mean its more of Russia doesnt give a shit about being called a racist, Russia doesnt care if you sanction them.

Most of the world is not materialistic LGBTQIA+ wokist.

And also Disney and the rest of corporate America has no solution to China and Russia.
 
It puts them in the bind of having to admit that either US interventionism isn't the worst thing you can do to another country, since the US, as badly as it bungles and fucks up things, eventually plans on leaving.... not annexing. Or, that the US isn't alone in being a global Evil Empire since other nations on-par with it militarily do the exact same things.

Either way, he has to admit, the US is not the worst, or at least has redeeming qualities, something he's hard-coded to never do until he gets his robot body and the endless-simulated-craft-beer expansion pack.

Or they begin railing 'undesirable ones' into concentration camps, and he gets named a warden to torture them. His thirst for blood and revenge simply will never stop being a factor into his way of thinking. His autism may never reach end as long as he remains looking for something to destroy.
 
A Norse neopagan.
A LARPer religion based around the idea that, best case scenario you get to die twice: once in battle, then again in battle when all your gods die at the end of time.
Wow. Some guy was rude? Truly the death knell for Christianity in the West. The Church will never recover, this was beyond the pale. Thank God that the man had a Bible with him, so that we know for certain that this ungodly monster was a Christian.

Maybe its just a difference of industry, but I've been legitimately threatened at work. I've had to call the cops. People being rude, I barely remember by the time I get out of the car from the drive home.

I'd point out that just because he has a Bible doesn't actually make him a Christian. I mean, its a safe bet, but I have a bunch of sacred texts that I've collected over the years, some that I only find interesting out of academic curiosity. But if I bring my copy of the Tao Te Ching and then rob a bank, would you talk about a Taoist bank robber?

This story just seems like just using some random jerk to justify your own hatred.
If it ever happened at all, there's a hint of "and everybody clapped" about it. If you're an internet grifter and can win internet asspats and bash the religion it's cool to bash, you're going to.
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So why didn't Lindsay Ellis scream instead of "soft block"?
Bob, you fucking retard. White Mages are a Final Fantasy thing, where you don't "roll" a character.
 
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So why didn't Lindsay Ellis scream instead of "soft block"?
History is replete with INSECURE WOMEN doing shitty things, maybe even shittier things than Insecure Men, while being in power. Fucking Elizabeth Bathory, anyone? Just because someone's a woman, doesn't mean they're as pure as the wind-driven snow, not insecure, not a freaking narcissist (which are insecure as a feature not a bug)/sociopath, and certainly doesn't mean they'd govern any better than ANY given man (narcissist/sociopath/cluster-B disaster etc. or not).
 
History is replete with INSECURE WOMEN doing shitty things, maybe even shittier things than Insecure Men, while being in power. Fucking Elizabeth Bathory, anyone? Just because someone's a woman, doesn't mean they're as pure as the wind-driven snow, not insecure, not a freaking narcissist (which are insecure as a feature not a bug)/sociopath, and certainly doesn't mean they'd govern any better than ANY given man (narcissist/sociopath/cluster-B disaster etc. or not).
Amber Tamblyn is a retard. Simple as.
 
Ted Cruz called Jen Psaki "Peppermint Patty".
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And I don't remember a White House spokesperson who is more odious than Psaki.

From wiki: "Peppermint Patty is noted for her persistent habit of profoundly misunderstanding basic concepts and ideas that most people would consider obvious, then blindly ignoring any counsel against her latest fixation which leads to ultimately embarrassing situations for which she blames everyone who warned her."

Yeah, sounds right. Just because someone is well known, it doesn't mean they're well liked. One would think Bob knows this, given he's, you know, Bob.
 
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