Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Fakenamemagoo]

but I guess I ain’t a big brain like Bob.

A couple of average size meals at McDonald's will fix that.

 

[Adamska]

I’m not sure how letting MTFs push around women is progress or helps society in the slightest of ways, but I guess I ain’t a big brain like Bob.

Brainless Bobby just wants those filthy cunts who reject HIM to suffer but is just barely aware that he can't say that. Also he delusionally thinks all women will touch him until they either say something he doesn't like, or reject him.

Again, there's a reason why he seems to magically find and defend rapists so often.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

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Good of the thinkerblob to tell us that you can only fully agree on all positions or fully disagree.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Brainless Bobby just wants those filthy cunts who reject HIM to suffer but is just barely aware that he can't say that. Also he delusionally thinks all women will touch him until they either say something he doesn't like, or reject him.

Again, there's a reason why he seems to magically find and defend rapists so often.

Also, he hopes that trans people being able to "change" their genders will someday lead to him getting his robot body.

I want to kidnap Moviebob from 2007, before any of his shows started, and dump him in Bob's basement so he could meet his middle aged self. It'd be interesting to see how the two interact.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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How did J.K. Rowling pick Putin as her spokesperson when she said "trans rights are human rights"?

I like Bob calling someone else a "sputtering hate spigot" as that's fun.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Also, he hopes that trans people being able to "change" their genders will someday lead to him getting his robot body.

I want to kidnap Moviebob from 2007, before any of his shows started, and dump him in Bob's basement so he could meet his middle aged self. It'd be interesting to see how the two interact.

It could look like this, but then again I could be giving Cartman too much credit:

 

[Koby_Fish]

Interesting theory, but I don't buy it because it comes from a place of altruism, however warped and misguided. There is nothing, absolutely nothing altruistic about Bob's worldview (with the possible exception of his immediate family, and even there I have doubts). Bob runs on spite, bitterness, hatred, and envy. Determining someone is too awful to be considered human, or claiming that some "people" are so terrible any action against them is justified, is nothing but justification for his violent revenge fantasies -- it's the violence and punishment that is the point. The idea that he's "protecting the marginalized" or whatever is just something he can feel good about while indulging his viciousness.

It's a good thing Bob is so powerless that we can laugh at him.

I would definitely agree that Bob's altruism level is very low and probably reserved for his sped puzzle-piece niece and troon cousin and whatever gay relatives he has. So this whole thing is largely performative. I mean, I'm sure he loves his niece, at the very least. And I'm positive it enrages him (he thinks believes) that Republicans are Nazis who would minecraft his niece in a heartbeat if he gave them half a chance (or if Bob quit Twitter/stopped tweeting into the void).

But yeah, then RageBob takes over, and he finds a justification for his twisted White Savior Complex, he tells himself he's a good(er) person than at least the MAGAnaise Ghoulen, because he believes only Those Who Matter should live/have Good Things happen to them. The hatred, spite, and envy overwhelm any benevolence that's left inside Bob, thus he's able to spew his bile while thinking he'll be able to sleep at night (while ironically having some form of insomnia/fucked sleep schedule, so in reality what he thinks and justifies does NOT, in fact, help him sleep at night).

Bob will never have any power. But maybe someday his senpais will.

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

People like Bob can't let go of the past. They're obsessed with what was cool back in the day. Granted, everyone has the stuff from childhood they remember fondly. My dad liked Lost in Space and watches reruns sometimes. My mom was a fan of Happy Days and mentions it occasionally. But locking yourself in this weird lotus eater machine corporate America is building where nothing ever goes out of style and remakes are constantly barfed out for overly coddled 80s and 90s kids is ridiculous. It's like children's TV isn't even for current kids anymore, it's all made for Milennials who can't let go and toss neetbux around to alleviate the feeling of growing old.

To me, modern Kid's media is more like media aimed at adult child pedophiles, who identify as little children in adult bodies. You know, the so called "age dysphoria" bull shit? What is up with that.

Then again, Blobbo does defend shit like Cuties, so there is that. Of course, many adult child pedos love shit like Cuties. Pedo birds of a feather, flock together.

 

[make_it_so]

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How the fuck did JKR lay down with Putin?

Wait...fuck it, why am I even bothering trying to make sense of this subhuman-looking sub-90 IQ tribalistic troglodyte's Twitter vomit? This is just Bobby lobbing together all the "bad guys" under one roof so he doesn't have to give any deeper thought to any subject than he does to one of his capeshit cartoon movies.

People like Bob can't let go of the past. They're obsessed with what was cool back in the day. Granted, everyone has the stuff from childhood they remember fondly. My dad liked Lost in Space and watches reruns sometimes. My mom was a fan of Happy Days and mentions it occasionally. But locking yourself in this weird lotus eater machine corporate America is building where nothing ever goes out of style and remakes are constantly barfed out for overly coddled 80s and 90s kids is ridiculous. It's like children's TV isn't even for current kids anymore, it's all made for Milennials who can't let go and toss neetbux around to alleviate the feeling of growing old.

Michael French from Retroblasting actually did a video on this recently.

 

[BaconBoobs]

To me, modern Kid's media is more like media aimed at adult child pedophiles, who identify as little children in adult bodies. You know, the so called "age dysphoria" bull shit? What is up with that.

Then again, Blobbo does defend shit like Cuties, so there is that. Of course, many adult child pedos love shit like Cuties. Pedo birds of a feather, flock together.

"age dysphoria"

For fucks sake soon we will have 40 year old pedos demanding access to day care because they sexualy identify as a toddler. There should be a law that forces people to accept fucking reality.

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

"age dysphoria"

For fucks sake soon we will have 40 year old pedos demanding access to day care because they sexualy identify as a toddler. There should be a law that forces people to accept fucking reality.

Seems like every single delusional behavior from snowflakes has to be some sort of dyphoria or dysmorphia. But to me, I think it is bad parenting, whether they were abused/bullied or spoiled/coddled rotten. It goes both ways

 

[BaconBoobs]

Seems like every single delusional behavior from snowflakes has to be some sort of dyphoria or dysmorphia. But to me, I think it is bad parenting, whether they were abused/bullied or spoiled/coddled rotten. It goes both ways

After looking into age dyphoria following reading your post I came across something almost as retarded. Actual wankers are calling themselves autosexual. We now have a term that describes Bob perfectly.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

How the fuck did JKR lay down with Putin?

Wait...fuck it, why am I even bothering trying to make sense of this subhuman-looking sub-90 IQ tribalistic troglodyte's Twitter vomit? This is just Bobby lobbing together all the "bad guys" under one roof so he doesn't have to give any deeper thought to any subject than he does to one of his capeshit cartoon movies.

You're allowed zero wrong thoughts. The instant you divert from Bob Progress on any single thing you are forever a Not A Person like anyone else who chooses to be stupid and evil. (Does not apply to Disney executives.)

 

[Positron]

For some reason Bobby is certain that the Rothschilds are just "regular-ass real rich people", whatever that means. He has been to MIT parties so you must trust him.


Bobby is equally familiar with Russian economy.



I hope World President Putin would endorse composers like Gubaidulina and Shchedrin.

Regarding the United Caliphate, Bobby's mind is stuck in their inferior, colonial past.


Bobby's Angels. Bobby thinks the British were greater than God.

My "imaginary friend" has lots of ways to make Himself known, whether you believe in Him or not.

Bobby's valiant combo-hit against Queen Terf Rowling has attracted Jake Alley.

A man can never become a woman, nor can vice versa, and we've seen deluded people who do so have become miserable wrecks and incurable loons, hardly their "best possible selves".
The question whether humans were or weren't "meant" to have fire is simply nonsense, but now that we do have fire, we should caution ourselves not to play with fire.

Glenn Greenwald.

Matt Taibbi's Substack article.

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Bobby continues to hope for Morbius to fail -- it should belong to MCU dammit!!!!!


More people are sick of capeshit saturation.






Yup we have a new picture for "Amy Bollmer". He's so manly he can be John Goodman's body double.


Moonknight.




Film students are ignorant about film history. That's how we get MovieBobs.

Hideous cartoon:

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I know Bob's from Boston so it was probably glorified there but the American Revolution was not over a tax on tea. If you want to claim it as the inciting event then I'm going to have to point out that it was a minor protest that the British massively overreacted to and it was the overreaction that was the inciting event. American protest against British taxation policy long predated the tea tax.

What this has to do with LGBTQ rebelling against dictates of gods or not I have no idea.

Regarding people afraid Putin is going to endorse their media franchises, I just feel sad for Bob.

 

[Mola Ram]

I really want to see the science behind this analysis, because it sounds like massive cope for the infantilized / manchild look of so many male actors these days. Also, if the air is so clean, O Robert of the Hollowed Cheeks and Bulbous Pate, what's your excuse?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What 20 year olds in the 1980s looked older than Bob does now?

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

Michael French from Retroblasting actually did a video on this recently.

This is what happens to people when they don't have religion in their lives.

Take your kids to church, unless you want them to turn into Moviebob.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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I really want to see the science behind this analysis, because it sounds like massive cope for the infantilized / manchild look of so many male actors these days. Also, if the air is so clean, O Robert of the Hollowed Cheeks and Bulbous Pate, what's your excuse?

>the art of consooming superhero movies
>by debating the ages of grown adult male actors
>and randomly bringing up air
>from 40+ years ago

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This is what happens to people when they don't have religion in their lives.

Take your kids to church, unless you want them to turn into Moviebob.

Sacrilege. According to Moviebob, Disney Movies are holy gospel, and Super Mario is nothing less than a prophet.