Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor of Autism]

Moviebob's take on JK Rowling might be one of his most retarded yet, and I do not say that lightly.

idk his takes on Mario and Sonic are even stupider. I also don't need to go into the idiocy of his "Superior Future" takes or FPS conspiracies

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

People did look a lot "older" back in the day. Look back at yearbooks from the 50's and 60' you'll see what I mean. Even look at an actor like Peter O'Toole when he did the 1962 film Lawrence of Arabia. You would think looking at him he was in his 30's or 40's easily. He was still in 20's when he filmed that movie.
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Obviously everyone has different theories as to why this has happened. Endocrine disruptors and declining testosterone rates are probably the most likely offender.

That's probable. Other reasons:

Back in the early/mid 20th Century, people also drank and smoked like chimney fish. That does a number on your skin. So does doing manual labor outside. People also traveled outside a fair bit of the time. The reason people don't wear hats nearly as much as they used to is because the invention of the car made it possible to travel without the sun bearing down on your head. People started dressing more casual as well, so there was no need for formal hats if you weren't wearing 3 piece suits or woolen overcoats.

Educational films from the 1950s tended to have a more representational view of the population, and a lot of the parents in them looked super old. So there obviously were environmental factors making people age faster on the outside. By the 1980s, most of those factors had lessened in severity, so adults looked younger, but there was still a strong cultural push to get people to grow up and have children of their own, so adults didn't look as round and childish then as adults do now. (Rising obesity rates have also made people look more like adult babies.)

MovieBob is what happens when all of the cultural programming of the OmniGloboCorp works too well. He's a fat hairy toddler constantly making demands and cheerleading for his favorite products, but his lifestyle is making parts of him age before their time. This weird, schizophrenic aging is part of what makes Bob look so uncanny. He, along with similar members of his age cohort, has this strong belief that if he wishes hard and consooms enough material from his childhood, he can be immortal. He does not act like someone who fully comprehends that he's going to die someday. When most people pass the age of 40, they realize that half of their life is most likely over, and they sense their body undergoing changes to become weaker and less functional. They start to ruminate over what type of legacy they'll leave behind and work towards doing things that will last beyond them. Bob will never do this, because he would then be forced to admit that his robot body will likely never be made in time. He'll act like a belligerent teenager arguing over the latest Twitter outrage even as they wheel his decrepit, wrinkled body into the Nursing Home.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob is seething at JK Rowling because she’s everything he wishes he would be.

Rowling created a beloved franchise that in turn became a money maker for Warner Bros, has large amounts of money, can reproduce, and is married with kids, all doing so from the bottom up.

Bob, on the other hand, wrote a poorly written, incoherent book that’s widely ridiculed, got fired twice from the same gig, is barely living off of Pateron and mommy’s credit card, can’t reproduce semen, a sexless basement sweeper at 40, and spends all day sperging about Republicans on twitter while his mediocre YouTube channel is nearly dormant.

See, I don't think it's that sincere. Being envious of JK Rowling is like being envious of Steven Spielberg or Stephen King -- these are the people at the very top of the entertainment world, and even Bob, unlikely as it sounds, probably knows it's futile to envy the top .0001% of any profession (I'd point out he doesn't do this to James Cameron or any of the MCU luminaries who haven't crossed the Mouse in some way). It's vitriolic, over the top nasty, as I expect when he attacks any woman ... but it's also very performative. The Woke will accept nearly any invective against Rowling, and troons doubly so. It seems to me Bob is just looking for cachet with the troons, but I can't fathom why. Is he just a tranny chaser, or is there more to it than that?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Is he just a tranny chaser, or is there more to it than that?

On one hand, I see this as Bob maybe having a sexual desire towards men, but when men become troons, he doesn't have to see their physical appearance anymore when he lurks up on them.

But on the other hand, he sees them as well a way to get back to having some prolific connections after he let them slipped after Goobergate.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

On one hand, I see this as Bob maybe having a sexual desire towards men, but when men become troons, he doesn't have to see their physical appearance anymore when he lurks up on them.

I kinda disagree. I think Bob is pretty straight, but the dude knows his audience - Which is composed of autistic retards, brain-dead troons, and manchildren. He's the type of person who thinks that if he can hang on to those sad men wearing dresses, it will be enough to finally get him into the breadtube crowd. He can be like "See! I'm progressive! I have a bunch of troons who like me!" despite never realizing he is a fat ugly moron who constantly sucks off corporates and will never be accepted by them.

 

[DaBigBopper]

Bob's caste system is always weird. I think we all kind of put people in boxes to assess them (i.e. thinkers and doers, makers and maintainers), but Bob see's the world as filled with two kinds of people like some one-off remark from a movie. Everyone believes something, some undeniable truth that is the basis for how they view reality. Belief and thought are literally not opposed, people generally have to think about their own beliefs and beliefs about the world push our thinking in certain directions. Our ancestors generally thought long and hard about God and metaphysical ideas. Bob's entire bullshit is just odd to me. I know it's a way for him to justify unpersoning people, but at it's heart it makes me angry for how stupid it is.

Does Bob think that people are just unthinking automatons or literal sophilists? He only ever uses this shit to attack his perceived enemies because has he ever called Elon Musk a believer? No one on his side is ever a Believer. He's a thinker and ergo all his friends and people who agree with him are thinkers. It's just such a fucking black and white world view.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

wasnt this idiot or dobson who thinks kfc buckets are acceptable party foods?

the MIT story is fake just like every instance of bob having a social life

Yeah, Bob once did a blog or twitter thread where he talked about bringing 100 mcnuggets to a party and everyone loving them. Probably because they were way better than anything he's ever brought that he'd cooked before (ie: The moldy mac and cheese he bragged about).

See, I don't think it's that sincere. Being envious of JK Rowling is like being envious of Steven Spielberg or Stephen King -- these are the people at the very top of the entertainment world, and even Bob, unlikely as it sounds, probably knows it's futile to envy the top .0001% of any profession (I'd point out he doesn't do this to James Cameron or any of the MCU luminaries who haven't crossed the Mouse in some way). It's vitriolic, over the top nasty, as I expect when he attacks any woman ... but it's also very performative. The Woke will accept nearly any invective against Rowling, and troons doubly so. It seems to me Bob is just looking for cachet with the troons, but I can't fathom why. Is he just a tranny chaser, or is there more to it than that?

No, I can see Bob believing he's just as good as Rowling. Hell, he called her a fellow writer. He genuinely believes that, if given the chance, he would be a beloved director who knows exactly how to make a billion dollar return. You need to remember we're not dealing with a normal human being in Bob.

On one hand, I see this as Bob maybe having a sexual desire towards men, but when men become troons, he doesn't have to see their physical appearance anymore when he lurks up on them.

But on the other hand, he sees them as well a way to get back to having some prolific connections after he let them slipped after Goobergate.

I just assume he's getting so desperate that his standards have slipped to terrifying new lows.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

On one hand, I see this as Bob maybe having a sexual desire towards men, but when men become troons, he doesn't have to see their physical appearance anymore when he lurks up on them.

But on the other hand, he sees them as well a way to get back to having some prolific connections after he let them slipped after Goobergate.

I'm beginning to believe his Troon thirst comes from 3 things.

1: He sees supporting them as being against the "right" people.

2: Going by the reaction to him on Twitter by biological woman who even remotely know who he is it's usually and rightfully repulsion. Where Troons treat Blobby like their White Knight a definite 1st in his sad pathetic life.

3: He's 41 and hasn't touched a pussy since he exited his mother's (Lesbian Girlfriend Claims aside) he probably fears real vaginas now because he has no clue what to do with one and it would be humiliating to try at this point.

Speaking of the lesbian girlfriend I've said this before I could believe it if it turns out it was a ugly fat dyke who wanted a beard to please her family. Then Blobby pressured into her allowing him to try oral on her and she ran out of the closet after the experience. But if a lie, like it probably is think how pathetic that is? Even in his lie the woman didn't want him.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I think with Bob's take on transgender people, it's more of viewing them for convenience to be seen as progressive especially with how Bob's pretty hated by a lot of progressive people for his worship of automation and corporations. Bob does meaningless gestures to look more progressive (i.e. See his transition from supporting Kamala to Bernie in the 2020 Dem primaries).

Bob is just the archetypical "male feminist" at the end of the day.

 

[BaconBoobs]

See, I don't think it's that sincere. Being envious of JK Rowling is like being envious of Steven Spielberg or Stephen King -- these are the people at the very top of the entertainment world, and even Bob, unlikely as it sounds, probably knows it's futile to envy the top .0001% of any profession (I'd point out he doesn't do this to James Cameron or any of the MCU luminaries who haven't crossed the Mouse in some way). It's vitriolic, over the top nasty, as I expect when he attacks any woman ... but it's also very performative. The Woke will accept nearly any invective against Rowling, and troons doubly so. It seems to me Bob is just looking for cachet with the troons, but I can't fathom why. Is he just a tranny chaser, or is there more to it than that?

The slight glimmers of rage against women thats the actual Bob and not the stupid woke fuck we see on Twitter. Real Bob does not hate the bible belt folks or Republican voters, thats shit he says on Twitter for back pats and a way to vent his anger. Real Bob the one we only slightly get a glimpse of now and then hates women because none will give him the time of day. The idiot thought being a movie critic would get him women and when it did not he started lashing out at the world. Stupid cunt thinks the world owes him bitches.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I think you answered the question yourself (or you were being sarcastic, I swear I'm getting more autistic by the day). When you put every little bit of Bob's life in written form you see how stupid and made up it is. Don't forget about his gun collection and 3000 calorie per day weight loss program.

And the stockbrocker/beard leasbian girlfriend.....yeah, I had one of those. She was a german exchange student I hooked up with when I was 13, and it was during the summer so you couldn't have known about her but she was totally like a clone of Claudia Schiffer.


Ivy League is notoriously clique-y and Bob was going to a diploma mill for a media degree. Aside from being in the same state there's is a negative chance that Bob has any possibility of being in the same social circle as someone from an Ivy League, much less being invited to an MIT party.

I'll give my 3 theories, though:

1) His sister's fiancee, boyfriend could have pity on him or was nagged by sis to bring the retarded chipmans to an outing with people who went to MIT. Bob made up the story where he was invited to the future scientists, doctors and lawyers of this country.
2) He was invited to some college event where someone brought a family member that was in MIT and Bob inmediatelly believed he was in a mixer, ditched his friends and started hanging out with people he thought were cooler.
3) The was "dogfighted" or "dinner of idiots'ed"

The free space is, of course, that he makes shit up to not look like the basement dwelling neet that he is.

yeah i was kinda half-joking there. *patpats* But for reals, I'm wondering if Bob actually (if these MIT 'mixers' even actually happened and were attended by him) had colleagues (who no doubt Bob thinks they are True and Honest Friends) or "drinking buddies" at discount Dave and Busters' that went to MIT that he managed to tag along with to "MIT Parties" somehow.

Bob is the kind of dude that would totally spam the Navy Seal Copypasta everywhere. Hell, half the shit he says when threatening people is seems like it's in the spirit of Navy Seal Copypasta, although Bob hasn't, as far as I know, ever Stolen Valor.

Bob's caste system is always weird. I think we all kind of put people in boxes to assess them (i.e. thinkers and doers, makers and maintainers), but Bob see's the world as filled with two kinds of people like some one-off remark from a movie. Everyone believes something, some undeniable truth that is the basis for how they view reality. Belief and thought are literally not opposed, people generally have to think about their own beliefs and beliefs about the world push our thinking in certain directions. Our ancestors generally thought long and hard about God and metaphysical ideas. Bob's entire bullshit is just odd to me. I know it's a way for him to justify unpersoning people, but at it's heart it makes me angry for how stupid it is.

Does Bob think that people are just unthinking automatons or literal sophilists? He only ever uses this shit to attack his perceived enemies because has he ever called Elon Musk a believer? No one on his side is ever a Believer. He's a thinker and ergo all his friends and people who agree with him are thinkers. It's just such a fucking black and white world view.

Bob thinks everybody is an NPC, because he is an NPC. However, he is not aware of this. Because he is an NPC.

I'm beginning to believe his Troon thirst comes from 3 things.

1: He sees supporting them as being against the "right" people.

2: Going by the reaction to him on Twitter by biological woman who even remotely know who he is it's usually and rightfully repulsion. Where Troons treat Blobby like their White Knight a definite 1st in his sad pathetic life.

3: He's 41 and hasn't touched a pussy since he exited his mother's (Lesbian Girlfriend Claims aside) he probably fears real vaginas now because he has no clue what to do with one and it would be humiliating to try at this point.

Speaking of the lesbian girlfriend I've said this before I could believe it if it turns out it was a ugly fat dyke who wanted a beard to please her family. Then Blobby pressured into her allowing him to try oral on her and she ran out of the closet after the experience. But if a lie, like it probably is think how pathetic that is? Even in his lie the woman didn't want him.

You're missing #4, which is, his self-admitted fetish for Tall ladies. (or, "ladies"). Since some troons are freakishly tall (over 6 feet) for "women", it activates Bob's fetish center. Bonus points if said troons also feed into his "hawt librarian" fetish as well. Not to mention he's got a confirmed troon cousin, so he can't look bad in front of the family.

I am pretty sure, however, that some random "ugly dyke" would have much better prospects at a Beard than Bob, even if it's just some rando she knows from Discount Dave and Buster's or whatever. Hell, that advice he claims he got from lesbuns on eating pussy sounds like something that came straight out of Cosmopolitan magazine or some shit like that.

The slight glimmers of rage against women thats the actual Bob and not the stupid woke fuck we see on Twitter. Real Bob does not hate the bible belt folks or Republican voters, thats shit he says on Twitter for back pats and a way to vent his anger. Real Bob the one we only slightly get a glimpse of now and then hates women because none will give him the time of day. The idiot thought being a movie critic would get him women and when it did not he started lashing out at the world. Stupid cunt thinks the world owes him bitches.

This is probably why Bob buys the concept that Men are inverterate whamen-hating misogynists at heart, because HE IS ONE. He thinks all men (or at least "dudebros") expect sex from whamen for white knighting/fedora tipping, because he expects this very thing. This is the corollary to the racial concept of Bob can buy that "every white person is a racist" because HE IS A RACIST. It's all fucking projection like an IMAX theater. But, since like every male feminist ever (coughcoughJustinTrudeaucoughcough), Bob will take the opportunity to mistreat ANY woman that steps out of line and refuses to stay on the Woke Plantation. The fig leaf of "These women are MAGAnaise Ghouls and would minecraft all the minorities if we let them, so they aren't people and don't matter" is what he uses to get away with it, but most people with a brain can see right through that shit and don't buy his excuses, except his insane fans and choirs of angels.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Bob jumped for joy when a muscley thot mentioned a meme from 2005. "I remember that" he thought to himself and promptly went back to remembering other things.

https://twitter.com/ClaireMax/status/1507101102541455361

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That poor intern had to sit there with swole girl over her shoulder, pretending to be interested in a dated video that hasn't been relevant in almost 20 years to appease this woman and convince her that she's still young and hip yo!

What´s with american leftists and his obsession over 1 decade old memes?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

What´s with american leftists and his obsession over 1 decade old memes?

They refuse to grow up. Or as EnemyStand recently put it:

People like Bob can't let go of the past. They're obsessed with what was cool back in the day. Granted, everyone has the stuff from childhood they remember fondly. My dad liked Lost in Space and watches reruns sometimes. My mom was a fan of Happy Days and mentions it occasionally. But locking yourself in this weird lotus eater machine corporate America is building where nothing ever goes out of style and remakes are constantly barfed out for overly coddled 80s and 90s kids is ridiculous. It's like children's TV isn't even for current kids anymore, it's all made for Milennials who can't let go and toss neetbux around to alleviate the feeling of growing old.

To be fair, I think a lot of this started with the Baby Boomers, who were obsessing over their bucolic 50s/60s childhoods back when they reached the age of 30 or so. Trust me, back in the 80s, Fifties Nostalgia Shit was everywhere. The Boomers weren't the first generation to denounce tradition as evil and out of touch, but they were the first generation to do so within a panopticon of TV and movie media, and they were the first to tie their nostalgia to their political activism. The Millennials are just an echo of that generation, born into a time when the Media Franchise Machine had been perfected.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

The reason those people looked older is they lived lives that didn't involve sitting on their ass staring at a phone or computer monitor. Lots of dudes worked outside jobs for at least a few years, a lot of people fought in wars or worked in factories.

People just aged, it was how it was. You didn't worry about it.

Now, everyone's got no life experiences and obsess about their looks like a 50 year old movie starlette.

 

[lemonsolebrother]

Bob jumped for joy when a muscley thot mentioned a meme from 2005. "I remember that" he thought to himself and promptly went back to remembering other things.

https://twitter.com/ClaireMax/status/1507101102541455361

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In the likely event you have no idea what she's talking about

That poor intern had to sit there with swole girl over her shoulder, pretending to be interested in a dated video that hasn't been relevant in almost 20 years to appease this woman and convince her that she's still young and hip yo!

Could have been worse - at least it wasn’t the parody version “Ultimate Orgy Of Homosexuality ” (although at least that was funny) - NSFW obviously and possibly not safe for mind either, but it’s on most of the porn tube sites-just search the title

 

[Arthur Morgan]

They refuse to grow up. Or as EnemyStand recently put it:



To be fair, I think a lot of this started with the Baby Boomers, who were obsessing over their bucolic 50s/60s childhoods back when they reached the age of 30 or so. Trust me, back in the 80s, Fifties Nostalgia Shit was everywhere. The Boomers weren't the first generation to denounce tradition as evil and out of touch, but they were the first generation to do so within a panopticon of TV and movie media, and they were the first to tie their nostalgia to their political activism. The Millennials are just an echo of that generation, born into a time when the Media Franchise Machine had been perfected.

You see this mainly in nostalgic TV shows. The 70s had Happy Days, the 80s had The Wonder Years, and the 90s had That 70s Show. I can't really think of an 80s show that came out in the 00s but considering how much other throwback shit there was at the time, there didn't really need to be one, and then Gen X refused to let the 90s resurface so that shit continued into the 10s, though there was some 90stalgia, which pissed Bob off so I'm okay with that.

If someone put out a Netflix show about emo teenagers who listen to Evanescence and Linking Park, it'd make a fucking killing.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

You see this mainly in nostalgic TV shows. The 70s had Happy Days, the 80s had The Wonder Years, and the 90s had That 70s Show. I can't really think of an 80s show that came out in the 00s but considering how much other throwback shit there was at the time, there didn't really need to be one, and then Gen X refused to let the 90s resurface so that shit continued into the 10s, though there was some 90stalgia, which pissed Bob off so I'm okay with that.

If someone put out a Netflix show about emo teenagers who listen to Evanescence and Linking Park, it'd make a fucking killing.

There was Everybody Hates Chris, set very much in the early-to-mid-'80s. And let's not forget Stranger Things, though that one is from the new '10s.

As for 90s throwback stuff, Netflix did try its hand in making a '90s throwback show. It's called Everything Sucks. Fitting name, because that show also sucks major bollocks. No wonder it only lasted one season.
There was a movie literally called Mid-90s released not too long ago. It was actually decent, and didn't bash the spectators over their heads with memberberry bullshit. It's just a setting to tell a story about troubled teenagers.

I think people are becoming more aware that nostalgia baiting is just another fad among so many, so media producers are more cautious in trying to appeal to things that harken back to "le good ol' days". Not to mention the usual Twatter/Tumblr crowd is always ready to point out why past decades sucked, mostly because of prejudiced views on women and minorities.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

You see this mainly in nostalgic TV shows. The 70s had Happy Days, the 80s had The Wonder Years, and the 90s had That 70s Show. I can't really think of an 80s show that came out in the 00s but considering how much other throwback shit there was at the time, there didn't really need to be one, and then Gen X refused to let the 90s resurface so that shit continued into the 10s, though there was some 90stalgia, which pissed Bob off so I'm okay with that.

If someone put out a Netflix show about emo teenagers who listen to Evanescence and Linking Park, it'd make a fucking killing.

That 80's Show bombed hard because Gen-X was too worried about paying the bills after NAFTA.

That, and it was Hollywood's idea of the 80's, which has little to actually do with the 80's.

If you want to know how bad Hollywood fucks up the 80's nostalgia, watch "Bumblebee" where they get every fucking thing about the 80's wrong.

 

[Positron]

Bobby offers his idiosyncratic definition of "fascism".

If Bobby reads the memos his overtroons give him, he'd note that homosexuality and transsexualism are supposed to be ANCIENT phenomena being wiped out by the newly-invented, hence PROGRESSIVE ethos of Christianity. Any attempt to promote homosexuality and transsexualism in the modern world is thus going backward, i.e. "fascism" as Bobby defines it.


If Bobby would stop bringing up Christianity out of the blue, maybe people would stop taking side-swipes at his religion.







Even communists can see Bobby is a drama whore with too much time in his basement:

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"...a third country should have at least SOME say in 'What happens to Ukraine?' apart from Russia and the U.S." I'm glad that Bobby agrees that Ukraine really belongs to Russia.

(Varoufakis's analysis on Youtube, 18 minutes)



Biden said something stupid again.


Ginni Thomas:






Macron dehumanizes people, hence he must be a good guy.



Maybe if those people were less bad they wouldn't have been exterminated? "Bad things happen to bad people", right?

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If someone who can't even read finds the material "incredibly disturbing", imagine how much worse it is to someone who can read.

"Progress" is men invading girls' bathrooms; "evil" is whatever which prevents that from happening.


Bobby has a new hashtag to regurgitate:

For someone literally named "Chipman", he sure has a stack of chips above his shoulder. (Unheard article by Kathleen Stock, MBE.)



Transsexual in women's wrestling.

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Bobby is convinced that consumer boycott will not harm Disney:



I have a nagging suspicion that the MAGA trash will have less student debts, hence more disposable income, than either of the demographics Bobby thinks Disney are courting.

Bobby spergs on Star Trek with Luke, and lets known that his world has already split into Good and Evil halves when he was 6.


Luke needs help with film genres:


Introducing the RT-560 vacuum cleaner.


Harvey Weinstein in cartoon:



Anyone who knows his Shakespeare will know Regan isn't a model daughter.

Bobby is mystified by automatic subtitles.


Bobby remembers the time he had literal pillow talks with female colleagues (plural):



Show of hands: who is fapping with Bobby?

 

[John Carmack]

The MIT party story is yet another attempt by this corpulent cretin to live vicariously through Good Will Hunting. This is the same person who could not function or pick up social cues while working for tard rings like the escapist and screw attack.