Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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"Vice Signaling" again.
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How is pointing out how America meddles with other countries' national affairs "vice signaling"?
Does he think baizuo isn't an actual Chinese phrase? It'd probably be news to all the Chinese people using it earlier in the decade that it wasn't invented until 2016 by 8chan. (Not to mention that the underlying critique of white Western leftists has roots farther back in the third worldist movement.)
 
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Random Bob dunk in the wild
Minor spergery, but as someone who lives surrounded by Raising Cane's and their wonderful chicken, the OP is misleading at best. Cane's has a ridiculously simple menu: three-, four-, and six-finger meals, or you can get three fingers on a bun as a chicken sandwich. That picture looks like either three four-finger or two six-finger meals shoved onto one tray to make it look like a single order. It's basically the same as the Mickey D's picture in that it's really not a single meal unless you're a deathfat with no impulse control.

That said, I'm glad Bob keeps getting dunked on for his "fairly small amount of McDonald's" tweet years later. Not only because it's still hilarious, but because it's given us another term to add to the Moviebob Lexicon, alongside other classics like Mayonnaise Ghouls, Superior Future, and Thinkers vs. Believers.
 
Does he think baizuo isn't an actual Chinese phrase? It'd probably be news to all the Chinese people using it earlier in the decade that it wasn't invented until 2016 by 8chan. (Not to mention that the underlying critique of white Western leftists has roots farther back in the third worldist movement.)
I think he's referring to how back when it got used a lot in the west, there were articles claiming it's not the exactly same when the Chinese do it since it's from a point of view of baizuo not being "real communists" unlike themselves which isn't exactly how right-wingers use it. Completely ignores they're still talking about out of touch white liberals who think their guilt complex helps anybody.
 
As per Moviebob's standards, if Republicans are exposed as cheaters, then they're cheaters; if Democrats are exposed as cheaters, Moviebob will revert to the "dey dindu nuffin" response.



Unfortunately Massachusetts has been ghoulified: only around 46% of registered voters approve of Biden, and the younger voters think especially worse of him (Archive of Boston Globe article).
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The fact that Fuckwit in Chief Biden is polling at 46% approval in Massachusetts (and Moviebob's nati ve Dumbfuckistan) is appalling. FiC Biden's approval rating on a national level should be microscopically close to zero.



Bobby retweets an Atlas Shrugged about a woman and her student loan. Read the whole bullshit here.
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Why is "save money before you go to college" such a foreign concept to these people?
Uh... no. You knew the risks going in. And, unless you enrolled due to unscrupulous administrative practices and/or falsified claims of student employment success, it's your own fault for getting into debt in the first place.



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I don't understand the Harry Potter autism, but I agree that learning about all the disgusting things gays did in the name of activism will scare most gays straight.
Damn. No "Condoning Violence/Murder" on my Moviebob Bingo card today.



If you believe that the Aztecs performed human sacrifice, you are a "PatSoc".
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And if you're stupid enough to believe that the Americas were completely peaceful lands before the 1400s, you might be a Moviebob.



CARE BEARS!!!! Care Bears is an allegory of Gnostic Christianity!
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Really? I would have been led to believe that the Care Bears were originally used as marketing devices. (In fact, the Care Bears were, as the brand was created for the American Greetings greeting card company in 1981... and I have no problem admitting to watching The Care Bears Adventures in Wonderland multiple times as a child. Grumpy Bear's rap during the end credit roll was worth it.)
 
The Care Bears were just one in hundreds of licensed 1980's character cartoons, like Strawberry Shortcake, My Little Pony, and Rainbow Brite that were just there to be colorful and sell shit to children. Some of these cartoons featured fairyland characters that lived in the clouds and controlled various aspects of nature, or helped protect children from evil forces, etc. Leave it to Bob to forget about cartoons like the Moon Dreamers, (which had a very similar premise to Care Bears,) because he didn't watch them and because he laser focused on Grumpy Bear as a cartoon avatar of himself. Of COURSE Care Bears had to be bigger and deeper than a mere kids cartoon! Bob teaches us that a sure sign of retardation in a person is them ascribing depth and importance to ephemeral children's media.
 
The Care Bears were just one in hundreds of licensed 1980's character cartoons, like Strawberry Shortcake, My Little Pony, and Rainbow Brite that were just there to be colorful and sell shit to children.
They were more than that, they were created as toys first. Three of them were actually created by greeting card companies including the Care Bears.

He's trying to backwards draft meaning into something that was made up as they went along since toys and greeting card characters don't need some backstory where characters in a movie/TV show, even a cartoon one for kids, needs something to it. "Cute bear with a heart and magical powers" can be the entire explanation for a plush toy.
 
CARE BEARS!!!! Care Bears is an allegory of Gnostic Christianity!
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That is an absolute doozy of a sentence and it could only be typed out by Moviebob. This is definitely up there with the dumbest things he's ever said. Frankly, I'm shocked someone wrote this and posted it to the Internet with any amount of earnestness. It slaps you in the face and stares at you dead straight in the eyes as it dares you to try to make heads or tails of what he just said. It's such a raw display of Bob's utter lack of intelligence and warped sense of imagination, it reaches a new level of asinine that was previously thought impossible.
 
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MovieBob: If you think about it, Hey Arnold the movie was actually about King Henry the eighth because the tale of a boy worshiped by women and his peers to only deny relations to appease his absent parents.

Biggest retards on earth: WOW THAT MAKES TOTAL SENse!!! IM GOING TO CONSUME MY OWN SHIT!”
Given Moviebob's track record, I could totally see him not only saying that, but saying the thing the biggest exceptionals on earth would say.

Blue Curtain crayon-eaters gonna crayon-eat and analyze blue curtains, I guess.

The Care Bears were just one in hundreds of licensed 1980's character cartoons, like Strawberry Shortcake, My Little Pony, and Rainbow Brite that were just there to be colorful and sell shit to children. Some of these cartoons featured fairyland characters that lived in the clouds and controlled various aspects of nature, or helped protect children from evil forces, etc. Leave it to Bob to forget about cartoons like the Moon Dreamers, (which had a very similar premise to Care Bears,) because he didn't watch them and because he laser focused on Grumpy Bear as a cartoon avatar of himself. Of COURSE Care Bears had to be bigger and deeper than a mere kids cartoon! Bob teaches us that a sure sign of retardation in a person is them ascribing depth and importance to ephemeral children's media.
what is it with Massholes and Grumpy Bear? Fellow Masshole Male Feminist (and moviebob fan) Andrew Dobson not only laser-focused on Grumpy Bear, he pretty much modeled his fursona avatar after him. Is there something in the water in the Boston area?! Like traces of leftover hippie urine and birth control pills?

Now to be fair, a lot of writers writing for these cartoons had ideas that they'd throw into these blatant merchandising ploys. They did at least in the case of shows aimed at younger viewers such as Care Bears or My Little Pony And Friends (and He-man and She-ra), try to make it quasi-educational or give it some sort of relevant message. But the idea that they drew off something like Christian Gnosticism is stretching it at best and completely absurd at worst. Bob's stuck in the idea he was taught in college that "Pitches are x + y (and maybe some w) = z" which builds from other concepts from earlier works, presumably so the producer they're making the pitch to will have a relatable starting point to understand exactly what's being pitched and whether they want to greenlight it. (For instance, the Transformers episode KREMZEEK! was pitched as a "Roadrunner cartoon, but Transformers"). And the problem with that is, Bob tries to figure on something being way more complicated or hoity-toity than it actually is. Something highfalutin', like fucking Paradise Lost plus Care Bears.


They were more than that, they were created as toys first. Three of them were actually created by greeting card companies including the Care Bears.

He's trying to backwards draft meaning into something that was made up as they went along since toys and greeting card characters don't need some backstory where characters in a movie/TV show, even a cartoon one for kids, needs something to it. "Cute bear with a heart and magical powers" can be the entire explanation for a plush toy.
THis is what blue-curtain analyzers do. They search for meaning where there is none (or at least, not the meaning they're grasping for).
 
Elon Musk is exactly the kind of person Bob wanted. Some insanely wealthy tech magnate who will fund cool space travel and bring closer Bob's fantasy expectations of the future.

Damn thing is its a pesky white man who went on Joe Rogan and other things Bob doesn't like rather than a sexy ethnic woman super genius in her 20s like in the comics books foretold the saviour would be.
It's amazing because him and his ilk are hell bent on tearing down the system that allows it.

If you want some technocrat central planning global state, you only get the results that the top dog wants (or doesn't want but enabled through their lack of foresight). The beauty of Musk is that the central planner in government creates a mutualist arrangement- NASA and the DOD want cheap, easy, quick access to space for their spy satellites, weapons and worthless exploration programs (nice as it to explore Jupiter, it doesn't actually help anyone, it's pure curiosity). On the other hand, Musk wants trillions of dollars to build space colonies, Bezos wants trillions for space hotels. These groups all work together because their own interests are mutually supporting.

A technocrat sees no benefit in a Mars colony for it's own sake. It only gets done if it means that the quota of ores for solar panel production are met tomorrow. There is no vision. There is no iPhone, there is no Nvidia GTX 3080 to run Elden Ring, there is no SpaceX delivering THE FUTURE I EARNED because the demand is neither made known nor is it acted upon. The masses don't need an iPhone because that means more time on Twitter than in the wage cage earning their housing coupons. They don't need Elden Ring because statistics show that Pong serves equally as well in adjusting chemicals to drip-feed dopamine. They don't need SpaceX because they have a Long March/Soyuz/R7 already and it's worked fine since the 50s. They don't need trans-humanist robotics because an extra 15% efficiency is not worth the upfront cost, we can just ban contraceptives and brute force our problems away with quantity without the capital investment.

Iron Man comes out of the skies and is here to philanthropically help billions of people and suddenly it's a problem. The technocrat isn't forcing people to march in lockstep with him. He will help you only if you want it. He's not going to force the rightoids (or leftoids) into the mines. Worst of all, he won't hire a college reject whose claim to fame is playing Mario as a kid to run his spaceprogram and be an "ideas guy". It would take a more educated man than me to figure out the psychology behind this. I don't like Bezos, I think his ideas are trash, but he has a vision. I won't begrudge him of it. If he has something I want I pay him, if he doesn't I don't. Maybe I'm retarded, but I don't see why we should be bashing those who are making great strides for humanity solely because they don't perfectly fit our views, especially when they are the ones with a proven track record and we are the ones who throw our brain farts into the ether.
 
Bob probably spent much of his childhood getting angry at other kids for playing with their toys "inaccurately" to their media portrayals.

"No, friendo, Batman does not fly, he does not have superpowers. And his strength is not enough to knock my Superman over!"
It’s more likely Bob just was by himself and talking to imaginary friends (like Mario since Bob considered Mario to be his friend)

But my god I never knew so many people besides Bob made comparisons between Christianity and Care Bears
 
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A leak has reveal that Supreme Court might vote down Roe v Wade. Bobby might live to see another piece of his Superior Future aborted.
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If reproductive rights means the right to kill unborn children, then does human rights include the right to kill humans?

Meanwhile Laura Ingraham of Fox News is incensed about the leak and she wants to find out the party responsible. As you might expect, security of SCOTUS is never Bobby's concern.
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"A person who was born with a penis is not a woman" sounds pretty much a "settled law" for most people too.

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"We must respect precedents."
"How about slavery?"
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"Birthing person":
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Fake women are always the most violent of men...

And feminists are always the worst misogynists.
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There are much, much more vice signaling -- because no matter how you dice it, abortion is a vice -- that Bobby retweeted, but I'll stop here.


Random Curry-American: "America's Far Left want to give us free health care and free child care; America's Far Right want to give us white supremacy and no democracy... we are living in a unspeakably dangerous moment... We may look back at this past week as the pivotal moment, when a petulant and not-so-bright billionaire casually bought the world's most influential messaging machines and just handed it to the Far Right."
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How about when Bob Chipman tells you who the good and bad guys are?

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Nigger diversity trumps viewpoint diversity:
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(The replies to Johnstone's tweet if you are curious)

Journo warns Democrats that their favoritism towards the likes of Bobby has earned resentment from the blacks (archive of Newsweek article). Bobby has seen it all before: how would those slaves dare to disobey their masters, whose manifest destiny is Superior Future?
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More ghoulification of Boston:
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And that's a bad thing because?


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Peter Coffin drama that might be related to the Aztec human sacrifice post in my last update.
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Leftists debate how many working classes can dance on the head of a pin.
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Leftoid drama around someone called Sameera Khan.
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Fat.
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The gag is off about Dr. Strange.
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If you call your show "historical drama", every character must be tracible to a real-life person.
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I simply don't understand why people continue to consoom such trash.

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What a lunatic.

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No fucking clue.

Another piece of fashion advice given to you by Roberto of the House of Fauci.
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White spats look gruesome on anyone who isn't wearing blackface.
 
The funny answer, and one that's not possible, to all of this is that Bob and Lesser Brother are laundering movie money into Bob's patreon.
If after 20 years Bob makes a mask-off and says the following I'll send him a check for a large McDonald's meal:

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Maybe because I'm a hopeless idealist (i.e. faggot) but if Bob was being the despicable creature he is online with his sheer incompetence, bridge-burning, loud mouth and disgusting takes as an act well......now I actually want to see a picture starring Bob. I would even respect him more because he managed to swindle money from morons like teamimpossible and Arkle, which quite frankly, deserve an atomic wedgie with the strength of 10 Megatons.

It would actually be genious, lesser and higher brother are self aware enough that they look like inbred, mongoloid white trash so they act like they know the world would perceive them. Can you imagine RealBob waking up every morning and scouring twitter with a dozen different notes glued to his basement wall to deliver the worst take possible and not break character. Then his brother comes over with a pot of vegetable stew and tells him he can walk away, he doesn't have to kill himself like this for the family while Bob, with Walter White determination looks his brother in the eye and says, "We have to cook...get the mountain dew".
 
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A leak has reveal that Supreme Court might vote down Roe v Wade. Bobby might live to see another piece of his Superior Future aborted.
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If reproductive rights means the right to kill unborn children, then does human rights include the right to kill humans?

Meanwhile Laura Ingraham of Fox News is incensed about the leak and she wants to find out the party responsible. As you might expect, security of SCOTUS is never Bobby's concern.
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"A person who was born with a penis is not a woman" sounds pretty much a "settled law" for most people too.

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"We must respect precedents."
"How about slavery?"
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"Birthing person":
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Fake women are always the most violent of men...

And feminists are always the worst misogynists.
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There are much, much more vice signaling -- because no matter how you dice it, abortion is a vice -- that Bobby retweeted, but I'll stop here.


Random Curry-American: "America's Far Left want to give us free health care and free child care; America's Far Right want to give us white supremacy and no democracy... we are living in a unspeakably dangerous moment... We may look back at this past week as the pivotal moment, when a petulant and not-so-bright billionaire casually bought the world's most influential messaging machines and just handed it to the Far Right."
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How about when Bob Chipman tells you who the good and bad guys are?

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Nigger diversity trumps viewpoint diversity:
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(The replies to Johnstone's tweet if you are curious)

Journo warns Democrats that their favoritism towards the likes of Bobby has earned resentment from the blacks (archive of Newsweek article). Bobby has seen it all before: how would those slaves dare to disobey their masters, whose manifest destiny is Superior Future?
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More ghoulification of Boston:
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And that's a bad thing because?


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Peter Coffin drama that might be related to the Aztec human sacrifice post in my last update.
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Leftists debate how many working classes can dance on the head of a pin.
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Leftoid drama around someone called Sameera Khan.
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Fat.
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The gag is off about Dr. Strange.
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If you call your show "historical drama", every character must be tracible to a real-life person.
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I simply don't understand why people continue to consoom such trash.

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What a lunatic.

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No fucking clue.

Another piece of fashion advice given to you by Roberto of the House of Fauci.
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White spats look gruesome on anyone who isn't wearing blackface.

"Dressed like Junior Gorg"
A reminder to all, this is how Junior Gorg dresses:
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Soooo a goofy dingy work shirt, ratty looking boots, and NO PANTS? EW, Bob. Even as a joke that falls flat (especially for someone like me who watched both Fraggle Rock Live action, and Fraggle Rock the Animated series, fairly religiously).


Bob's so confused on the concept of Human rights and what they ackshually are. He doesn't acknowledge fetuses as being human/people, thus therefore they have no rights. Republicans Vote Wrong, therefore they (should) have No Rights (because letting them have rights will allow them to minecraft the speds, darkies, troons and bundles of sticks, friendo!)

You'd think the Soopeeryah Fyootchah is fuelled by the corpses of aborted feti, for crying out loud.
So when is some :epik: going to point out to Bob that it's impossible to minecraft ALL the stupids and that ending the stupid would be an ongoing process that would inevitably devolve to roving death squads?
 
Bob's Care Bears lunacy very much reminds me of the sort of nonsense stoners come up with when they're so deep in the bong they can't make it from the beanbag to the front door to pick up the six pizzas they ordered to quash the munchies. Difference is, as far as we know Bob is not much of a drug user (excluding alcohol). So what led to this sorry state of delusion? Maybe his brain is so starved of oxygen thanks to his sleep apnea that he's just hallucinating shit now.
  • Being a loner and lacking close friends outside of the immediate family
  • Flat emotions or limited or inappropriate emotional responses
  • Persistent and excessive social anxiety
  • Incorrect interpretation of events, such as a feeling that something that is actually harmless or inoffensive has a direct personal meaning
  • Peculiar, eccentric or unusual thinking, beliefs or mannerisms
  • Suspicious or paranoid thoughts and constant doubts about the loyalty of others
  • Belief in special powers, such as mental telepathy or superstitions
  • Unusual perceptions, such as sensing an absent person's presence or having illusions
  • Dressing in peculiar ways, such as appearing unkempt or wearing oddly matched clothes
  • Peculiar style of speech, such as vague or unusual patterns of speaking, or rambling oddly during conversations

Schizotypal personality disorder

Well, far be it from me to pretend to be a psychologist, but a lot of this seems like it fits Robert.
 
A leak has reveal that Supreme Court might vote down Roe v Wade. Bobby might live to see another piece of his Superior Future aborted.
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Obviously, CinemaRoberto has the absolutely most brain-dead of takes on the whole abortion topic, but I want to highlight this one in particular. Bob, for some reason, believes that this draft opinion was leaked around Mother's Day for "symbolic timing." This makes no sense whatsoever, no matter how you slice it.

If he believes that a pro-life person leaked it to rally support around motherhood, then clearly that wasn't going to happen. You don't show your cards before it's time, especially if you're in a strong position.

If he believes that a pro-abortion person leaked it, then what's the symbolism around Mother's Day? Wouldn't that be the worst time possible? It's a major contrast between a holiday about motherhood and the practice of preventing motherhood.

If he believes that the Supreme Court was going to release their opinion on Mother's Day because symbolism, then he clearly doesn't know that they aren't expected to actually rule on the case for another couple months. This is most likely what he thinks, because he's just that retarded.

Also, holy shit, I don't think you could make a fedora big enough to cover all of Bob's euphoric invective there. Never mind the countless good Christianity has done for the world, they won't let Bob abort fetuses, so they're not even human! Literally doesn't care that opinions are never leaked before the case is decided so as to avoid exactly this sort of issue, the Supreme Court is obsolete because they're the dreaded Believers! Such a fucking obnoxious and hateful rat he is.
 
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