Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Oh lordy lord, that's some 4K IMAX Projection right there. Someone should tell Bob that it's not high school anymore and that he needs to get over it already.

I actually found a photo of Bob as a newborn:

 

[thismanlies]

Oohbah's da hipstahs' fault!:
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Bob, hanging on in the vain hope that Mario's from Brooklyn again:
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Poetry from Blob:
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In his basement
He will baste
Pretending his life
Is not a waste

 

[RockVolnutt]

Yep, no projection here. Bob was always skinny as a child. That's a 100% fact:
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>15 year old skinny weakling with glasses
>"Growth spurt", sometimes painful
>Bullied all the time at school
>Wall of Science Fair ribbons
Is....is Bob confusing his own life for Spider-Man's teenage years? I think we might need to get him help

 

[Gordon Cole]

For the 10000th post I figured I'd post something he said right now that are the two things that define Bob:

Conspiracy Theories and Nintendo:

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

So wait, now he hates hipsters?

Who the fuck do you side with exactly, Bob?

Yeah this guy's all over the fucking map. You'd think he'd have nothing but disdain towards lowly, inferior people who drive cabs instead of graciously stepping aside for the innovative and futuristic ride-sharing systems.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Yeah this guy's all over the fucking map. You'd think he'd have nothing but disdain towards lowly, inferior people who drive cabs instead of graciously stepping aside for the innovative and futuristic ride-sharing systems.

I think there's a fair amount of projection involved in all of Bob's superior future sperging. He's woefully hung up on his formative years and doesn't want to admit it, so he claims that everyone else are the ones really holding us back.

"I'm not stuck in the past, you are!"

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bob's one of those idiots who talks about how school was focused on the least common denominator, despite posting crap grades and taking out a mountain of loans for a safety school.

Also, as with any of his stories, Uber and a taxi are equally worthless for not being robots. If the first sexbots go on the market, fully expect Bob to have a prolonged radio silence.

 

[Clay Claymore]

For the 10000th post I figured I'd post something he said right now that are the two things that define Bob:

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What's he talking about? Nintendo totally has the third-party support! I mean look at Mario x Rabbids: Battle Kingdom!

 

[thismanlies]

Yeah this guy's all over the fucking map. You'd think he'd have nothing but disdain towards lowly, inferior people who drive cabs instead of graciously stepping aside for the innovative and futuristic ride-sharing systems.

The wizened elites told him to hate Uber, so he does.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I don't know what's harder to believe

a) Bob was ever skinny
b) Bob could ever wedgie anyone
c) Bob ever won a science fair

 

[Kyria the Great]

I am not surprised that Bob has problems with Ben Shapiro, however, I would love to see the dumbass "debate" Ben Shapiro. Honestly though I don't think Ben would take a debate with Bob as I believe he would feel it would be the equivalent of picking on the special needs child with the level of arguments and rationality that Bob uses.

 

[Marsaudiac]

So wait, now he hates hipsters?

Who the fuck do you side with exactly, Bob?

At this point he's probably so far gone that he wants to see everyone off to the camps except Zoe Quinn and himself, who together will create his """"""superior future""""""

 

[Sidon's fleshlight]

Seriously, who is this 9_volt lib that Bob here keeps promoting I think.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

There's only one way to celebrate 500+ pages of Blob: FPS games and explosions.

Without further delay, TAKE IT AWAY, JUNKRAT!

 

[link1234]

Seriously, who is this 9_volt lib that Bob here keeps promoting I think.

There is a rumor that it is a game journalist secret account. He was also one of the guys that tried and failed to dox Mombot on Twitter.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I wonder when Liquid Bob will finally rise? This especially needs to happen given Bob's hatred of shooter and tactical style games

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

There is a rumor that it is a game journalist secret account. He was also one of the guys that tried and failed to dox Mombot on Twitter.

Off-topic as fuck, but 9 Volt seriously needs to get scoped out. I'm sickeningly curious to know the skeletons that lie in that faggot's closet.

 

[Marsaudiac]

Seriously, who is this 9_volt lib that Bob here keeps promoting I think.

He's been whoring for retweets from that clique for years now. I've talked about my surprise before about the fact that there's no thread on him. Either he exists solely on Twitter or no one is really keeping tabs on him, and I'm betting on the latter.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I wonder when Liquid Bob will finally rise? This especially needs to happen given Bob's hatred of shooter and tactical style games

What would Liquid Bob be like? A former bullied geek with a softspot for Sonic 3&K turned athletic well meaning guy, beloved in his small town in rural America, loves comic books and feels the MCU is lacking the heart of them, successful critic with meaningful insights into writing and cinema, loves the idea of seeing what other game genres have to offer, thinks globalization is a flawed idea at best, able to articulate complex explanations well without being long winded, etc.?

 

[Sidon's fleshlight]

Spoiler: Off-topic

From what I've seen, there seems to be this secret libtard cult and what not. People like NWPlayer123, Hedgeberg, ThedylanTula, and others that these people have a circle jerk with (especially with the Reswitched community, don't know why they don't have a Kiwifarms post yet). Being all anti-Trump and pretty much all idolize Movie Bob.

fftopic: