Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AngeloTheWizard]

I'm guessing a no-frills black T-shirt with the logo for one of his shows slapped on it. I don't know how well they'd sell, though I hope no one buys them.

To put this in perspective (and mild :powerlevel, but I go to a super-liberal, SJWy college. I've seen people wear ChrisRayGun (A more popular Youtuber Bob repeatedly dismisses as "some wormy Dave Franco kid") shirts around campus. I can't imagine anyone who would be caught dead wearing one of his shirts around campus.

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That is a shirt put out by Brian Kibler, a fairly popular Twitch streamer (mostly does Hearthstone). I have one, but mine is slightly different (The dragon is behind the text and covers basically the whole front). Even that, a no-frills black t-shirt with a logo, is miles about anything Bob would put out.

How much you wanna bet it would just have his Twitter avi on it, if he made shirts.

 

[A Random]

It might have a comment about how Cammy eats carpet and hates men.

Because she's a lesbian, you see.

 

[Literally Hitler]

I mean he's not wrong. Empty virtue signaling doesn't solve any of the actual problems gay people face If anything it distracts from them. Broken clocks I guess.

Now if only Bob could apply that same logic to his twitter feed.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Oohbah's da hipstahs' fault!:

Bob, hanging on in the vain hope that Mario's from Brooklyn again:

Poetry from Blob:

 

[Mola Ram]

"Bigot Baggins." What an asinine, libelous slur. Jeff Sessions did more to fight the Klan with his most perfunctory legal brief than your saltiest tweetstorm could ever accomplish, tubbo.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oohbah's da hipstahs' fault!:
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Bob, hanging on in the vain hope that Mario's from Brooklyn again:
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Poetry from Blob:
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So wait, now he hates hipsters?

Who the fuck do you side with exactly, Bob?

 

[TheImportantFart]

To celebrate 500 pages:

 

[link1234]

I don't know yet but I would not be too surprised he gets angry over it. I think this game implies that the old games like 1981 Donkey Kong took place in New Donk City instead of Brooklyn because of all the references to that old game. Bob can't handle another game going against what he believed Mario's origin was.

Bob, hanging on in the vain hope that Mario's from Brooklyn again:
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Called it.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I'm amazed that we've managed to reach 500 pages fueled by little more than one man sperging on Twitter day in and day out. Still, my absolute favorite moment was finding out that Bob thinks that first person shooters did 9/11. That level of conspiratorial insanity is rare to come by.

 

[Keystone]

The real question:

Has the number of pages for this thread matched or exceeded his weight?

 

[Begemot]

The real question:

Has the number of pages for this thread matched or exceeded his weight?

Kilos or pounds?

 

[Lensherr]

500 pages fam!

 

[Keystone]

Kilos or pounds?

This is Bob Chipman we're talking about. Kilos.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Happy 500 pages everybody! Here's to 500 more!

 

[BR55]

"Bigot Baggins." What an asinine, libelous slur. Jeff Sessions did more to fight the Klan with his most perfunctory legal brief than your saltiest tweetstorm could ever accomplish, tubbo.

Not to mention Sessions was doing all that before Bob was born/being sexually awakened by Mario 3.

 

[Meowthkip]

So wait, now he hates hipsters?

Who the fuck do you side with exactly, Bob?

Bob.

 

[Ruin]

How do Bob and his ilk not know that the majority of the American working class are black and Hispanic? There's a reason #fightfor15 happened mostly in urban areas and not out in the sticks.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yep, no projection here. Bob was always skinny as a child. That's a 100% fact:

 

[AnOminous]

If I had the most remote confidence in his brain's ability to process challenging material on even a surface level, I'd love to see Bob's reaction to any piece of media that's even entry-level challenging (Augirre, the Wrath of God in cinema, The Brothers Karamazov in literature, etc.).

Compare him even to Cole Smithey. Smithey has maybe a college sophomore edgelord's taste in cinema, and he blows "Movie" Bob out of the water in every respect.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Yep, no projection here. Bob was always skinny as a child. That's a 100% fact:
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Oh lordy lord, that's some 4K IMAX Projection right there. Someone should tell Bob that it's not high school anymore and that he needs to get over it already.