Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The technocrat part is what really perplexes me as well. In a technocracy, it would be the likes of scientist, engineers, Masters or higher College educated, and other elites would be making the choices for all of society (making society completely deterministic) yet Bob believes he would benefit from this kind of society? Also does anyone know why he thinks that intelligence and education determines morality as he seems to believe that stupidity is the worst offense one can commit.

Bob does believe he can benefit. He's one of those guys who thinks we're on the cusp of living in Star Trek times, with food replicators and nanobots and giant wheat farms on the Moon. The only thing keeping that from happening are Jeb and Cletus from Nowhere, Nebraska. You know, those two backwards, superstition fucksticks who have the audacity to not want to lose their "jerbs" to Indian-built farming robots?
 
Bob does believe he can benefit. He's one of those guys who thinks we're on the cusp of living in Star Trek times, with food replicators and nanobots and giant wheat farms on the Moon. The only thing keeping that from happening are Jeb and Cletus from Nowhere, Nebraska. You know, those two backwards, superstition fucksticks who have the audacity to not want to lose their "jerbs" to Indian-built farming robots?

His love of Star Trek world of tomorrow really pisses me off as he seems to ignore the whole point of show with the diplomatic missions and how they had to navigate other cultures that at times were dangerous and terrible. He loves the tech of Star Trek, but seems to hate the whole concept the show was built around.
 
His love of Star Trek world of tomorrow really pisses me off as he seems to ignore the whole point of show with the diplomatic missions and how they had to navigate other cultures that at times were dangerous and terrible. He loves the tech of Star Trek, but seems to hate the whole concept the show was built around.

I haven't seen him mention Star Trek firsthand. It's just easy to compare the Superior Future to Star Trek in terms of the technology he expects.
 
Bob does believe he can benefit. He's one of those guys who thinks we're on the cusp of living in Star Trek times, with food replicators and nanobots and giant wheat farms on the Moon. The only thing keeping that from happening are Jeb and Cletus from Nowhere, Nebraska. You know, those two backwards, superstition fucksticks who have the audacity to not want to lose their "jerbs" to Indian-built farming robots?
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Bob does believe he can benefit. He's one of those guys who thinks we're on the cusp of living in Star Trek times, with food replicators and nanobots and giant wheat farms on the Moon. The only thing keeping that from happening are Jeb and Cletus from Nowhere, Nebraska. You know, those two backwards, superstition fucksticks who have the audacity to not want to lose their "jerbs" to Indian-built farming robots?
And while humanity is exploring the galaxy, Bob will be permanently fused to his basement because he'll have one of those food replicators installed next to his bed.
 
I haven't seen him mention Star Trek firsthand. It's just easy to compare the Superior Future to Star Trek in terms of the technology he expects.

He's mentioned in his reviews for the JJ Abrams reboots that he was only ever a fan of the original series, and considers everything from the Next Generation onwards to be pretentious navel-gazing:
Moviebob said:
Frankly, after multiple Generations (see what I did there?) of Trek being ponderous and navel-gazing, I was more than ready for a deliberate return to the "big ideas plus exciting pulpy space adventure" stylings which, from where I sit, defined the original series and was thus the true heart and soul of the franchise.

He's also complained about TNG fans calling it "the real Trek" when that series was when Roddenberry lost creative control, so it's safe to say that Star Trek influenced Bob's Superior Future fantasy.
 
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He's mentioned in his reviews for the JJ Abrams reboots that he was only ever a fan of the original series, and considers everything from the Next Generation onwards to be pretentious navel-gazing:


He's also complained about TNG fans calling it "the real Trek" when that series was when Roddenberry lost creative control, so it's safe to say that Star Trek influenced Bob's Superior Future fantasy.

The funny thing is his hatred of TNG and it fans because there is one race/group of people that I imagine that Bob would love so much in real life...

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He's also complained about TNG fans calling it "the real Trek" when that series was when Roddenberry lost creative control, so it's safe to say that Star Trek influenced Bob's Superior Future fantasy.

Creatively speaking, Trek only went in interesting directions after the end of 1960s after they shut Roddenberry out. Because Roddenberry was a creepy fetishist who disguised his proclivities with "this is what'll happen in the future!" silliness, was prone to completely stifle any opinion or interpretation of the show that contradicted his own, and sacrificed storytelling on the altar of airy virtues like the idea everyone in Starfleet was incorruptible and personal conflicts shouldn't be portrayed between members. So yeah, not surprised Bob's a big fan.
 
He's also complained about TNG fans calling it "the real Trek" when that series was when Roddenberry lost creative control, so it's safe to say that Star Trek influenced Bob's Superior Future fantasy.
But IIRC, the first few seasons under Roddenberry sucked royally for everyone involved, and only got better once his health went to shit and he couldn't be as involved as he was before. Of course, he's probably react to something along the lines of "I'm right, you're wrong" when it comes to things he loves.

Bob "I did everything myself" Chipman:
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We're reaching levels of denial about Islam that shouldn't even be possible:
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And he's falling for Kiva Bay's panhandling. Of course he is:
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But IIRC, the first few seasons under Roddenberry sucked royally for everyone involved, and only got better once his health went to shit and he couldn't be as involved as he was before. Of course, he's probably react to something along the lines of "I'm right, you're wrong" when it comes to things he loves.

Bob "I did everything myself" Chipman:
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We're reaching levels of denial about Islam that shouldn't even be possible:
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And he's falling for Kiva Bay's panhandling. Of course he is:
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Didn't she steal like $40k or something?
 
Why doesn't he just take the gameplay footage from someones Lets Play without permission? His idol Anita does it why can't Bob do it.
For all of his many faults, I believe Bob does have a sense of integrity. Granted it's not much of one since he does openly associate with scam artists.
 
Their objection to poor whites is because they vote Republican. Bob and his ilk are absolutely fine with a permanent underclass that relies entirety on welfare as long as they vote Democrat.
It's almost as if they don't truly care about racism, sexism, homophobia etc. and only care about their team winning by whatever means necessary.
For all their objections to exploiting other minorities, countries, cultures, Bob and his ilk seem perfectly content with exploiting the same people for their own cynical reasons. Personally, I prefer the outright Imperialist and slaver because at the very least they are honest and upfront with their intentions, unlike these folks who argue basically for the same thing but mask themselves under a moral good by giving the underclass breadcrumbs and a house to sleep in
It reminds me of a C.S. Lewis quote:
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
We're reaching levels of denial about Islam that shouldn't even be possible:
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How is Scalise "bigoted" and "homophobic" anyway? Am I supposed to take those accusations at face value because he's a Republican?
 
For all of his many faults, I believe Bob does have a sense of integrity. Granted it's not much of one since he does openly associate with scam artists.

That I wholehearted disagree with. He believes in No Bad Tactics, if he would believe in this, then integrity would be in the way of achieving goals. By that logic, he has no integrity on his very worldview he seems to openly flaunt and one time even to one time jokingly suggest that he should make a shirt with his infamous quote on.
 
That I wholehearted disagree with. He believes in No Bad Tactics, if he would believe in this, then integrity would be in the way of achieving goals. By that logic, he has no integrity on his very worldview he seems to openly flaunt and one time even to one time jokingly suggest that he should make a shirt with his infamous quote on.
Yeah you got a point. Maybe I should have said that he's not a thief like Sarkeesian is. That's still not saying much about his character considering all the other shit he regularly does.
 
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Bob probably just doesn't want to play Rygar because he wants footage from late in the game and doesn't want to waste his time playing it when he could be playing New Super Mario Bros. U.
 
Hot rant coming at ya. The first tweet sent my sides flying away:

What is he...I can't even...

If you give white people exactly the same welfare payments you give brown people, white people still resent immigration...and this is because power is shifting away from white demographics...

If power is shifting from indigenous people to newcomers, isn't it perfectly fucking reasonable for the losers to resent that and fight against it? Race doesn't necessarily have anything to do with it...they took er jerbs is colorblind.
 
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