Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

I have a bad feeling that Bobby is going to talk about the attack that just happened in London, because its supposedly a white man doing it.

Yeah it isn't like the UK is on the brink of having Islamic terrorists and Nationalist terrorists going to war it out with other because of the piss-poor handling of the entire situation by their government? Then again, Bob couldn't process this in his childish mindset and probably look for some pop-culture reference (and a shitty one at that) to explain that it is was the evil Alt-Right folks that dared to breakaway from the EU.

 

[Gordon Cole]

No dumbass, we're worried about Star Wars 9 because Colin Trevorrow's only okay movie was his first one, and Jurassic World and his new movie The Book of Henry suck hard. But sure, write me off as a dumb fanboy:

A while back Bob disagreed with dividing up the US because it "still leaves a nation of idiots". So I asked him what his solution was:
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Given the impossible limits I put on him, I'd say it's no wonder he didn't reply.

Likely responses:
"Way to respond to a weeks-old tweet, sport. Ya really schooled me."
"(Hitler Avatar)"
*Silent blocking*

I have a bad feeling that Bobby is going to talk about the attack that just happened in London, because its supposedly a white man doing it.

He retweeted these, basically saying that Muslims dindu nuffin:

 

[thismanlies]

He retweeted these, basically saying that Muslims dindu nuffin:
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This is obviously one big misunderstanding. This poor (possibly) white right winger was in a hostile country where society frowned on his beliefs. We can only imagine what kind of prejudice he must have faced on a daily basis if he thought this was the only way he could lash out.

 

[Kyria the Great]

This is obviously one big misunderstanding. This poor (possibly) white right winger was in a hostile country where society frowned on his beliefs. We can only imagine what kind of prejudice he must have faced on a daily basis if he thought this was the only way he could lash out.

I love how when there is the 50th Islamic attack in a row they will say not all Muslims, yet if one white guy attacks them, all whites are evil. I wonder what Bob and folks would do if one of their ilk died from an Islamic attack?

 

[Darndirty]

I love how when there is the 50th Islamic attack in a row they will say not all Muslims, yet if one white guy attacks them, all whites are evil. I wonder what Bob and folks would do if one of their ilk died from an Islamic attack?

Use it to virtue signal how they don't blame all Muslims for the loss of their friend.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I love how when there is the 50th Islamic attack in a row they will say not all Muslims, yet if one white guy attacks them, all whites are evil. I wonder what Bob and folks would do if one of their ilk died from an Islamic attack?

They'd find some way to posthumously kick that guy out of the SJW pillow fort.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Here is his review of It Comes at Night. He can't go into a Post-Apopcalypse style movie without ripping into those dumb, ignorant rednecks.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Because Bob never made typos in his tweets:

And Bob hates being white:

 

[Mola Ram]

Here is his review of It Comes at Night. He can't go into a Post-Apopcalypse style movie without ripping into those dumb, ignorant rednecks.

Has Bob ever crossed swords with the Fallout fanbase? Those guys are scary (and I say this as a more than rabid fan myself).

 

[RockVolnutt]

And Bob hates being white:
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I agree with Bob for once, someone needs to do something about white people. This guilt thing is even pissing off people who aren't white.

 

[thismanlies]

Because Bob never made typos in his tweets:
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And Bob hates being white:
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I'd tell Bob that the solution to his white problem would be him killing himself. But I hate to think about the poor bastards who have to carry his fat ass out of the basement.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Has Bob ever crossed swords with the Fallout fanbase? Those guys are scary (and I say this as a more than rabid fan myself).

I love the Fallout series and you do get the Isometric Puristic part of that community, which is basically the thinly veiled PC Master Race angry those console plebs got a hold of their franchise. However, I would infinitely prefer to deal with Fallout spergs than the crazy Social Justice dingbats like Bob and so many other Cows on this site. Come to think of it, given his superior future stance and his looks into Trans-Humanism, I think we have found what Bob truly wants to be in about 20 years...

(p.s. you true photoshop masters have at it putting Bob's face in place of the masters.

 

[c-no]

I love the Fallout series and you do get the Isometric Puristic part of that community, which is basically the thinly veiled PC Master Race angry those console plebs got a hold of their franchise. However, I would infinitely prefer to deal with Fallout spergs than the crazy Social Justice dingbats like Bob and so many other Cows on this site. Come to think of it, given his superior future stance and his looks into Trans-Humanism, I think we have found what Bob truly wants to be in about 20 years...

Only difference here with Bob and the Master, the former pretty much can realize his mistake and takes himself out. Bob on the other hand would most likely think any proof that goes against it is made up by evil rednecks.

 

[Mr. Duck]

(p.s. you true photoshop masters have at it putting Bob's face in place of the masters.

Ask and you shall receive.

 

[Keystone]

Ask and you shall receive.

The city of Boston must have been the largest in the world before the War. The Boston metropolis stretched forever, the skeletons of buildings lying under the hot sun. Not even the wind entered this dead city.

I found many enemies, and a few friends, in Boston. I killed when necessary and learned more about the nature of my true foes. Deep under the ground, I found an evil that was behind the globalists and their army. Within a dark and forbidding basement, where the walls dripped with cellulite flesh, and the screams of "superior future!" and "Moon wheat!" echoed through the halls, I found many evil creatures.

Walking among the misshapen ones, I killed one of their servants and took his clothing -- a red hat, red shirt, white gloves and denim overalls. Hidden from casual searches, I made my way to the bottom of the basement. The deeper into the basement I went, the more gruesome the journey. More and more blubbery flesh was to be found, integrated into the very walls. The worst part of it was that the flesh was still alive, and even aware of my presence; raving about someone called "Mario" or "Trump."

After a while, I found myself in the presence of the most hideous sight yet. I still cannot bring myself to write of this discovery, but let it be known that when I left, the Blob was dead and the Fuhrer of the superior future army was no more.

 

[Kyria the Great]

The city of Boston must have been the largest in the world before the War. The Boston metropolis stretched forever, the skeletons of buildings lying under the hot sun. Not even the wind entered this dead city.

I found many enemies, and a few friends, in Boston. I killed when necessary and learned more about the nature of my true foes. Deep under the ground, I found an evil that was behind the globalists and their army. Within a dark and forbidding basement, where the walls dripped with cellulite flesh, and the screams of "superior future!" and "Moon wheat!" echoed through the halls, I found many evil creatures.

Walking among the misshapen ones, I killed one of their servants and took his clothing -- a red hat, red shirt, white gloves and denim overalls. Hidden from casual searches, I made my way to the bottom of the basement. The deeper into the basement I went, the more gruesome the journey. More and more blubbery flesh was to be found, integrated into the very walls. The worst part of it was that the flesh was still alive, and even aware of my presence; raving about someone called "Mario" or "Trump."

After a while, I found myself in the presence of the most hideous sight yet. I still cannot bring myself to write of this discovery, but let it be known that when I left, the Blob was dead and the Fuhrer of the superior future army was no more.

That is some storytelling that Brian Fargo would truly be proud of.

 

[Anonimo]

So now that Reggie Fils Aime has gone on record saying that Nintendo won't incorporate political messages into their games, are we going to expect Bob Chipman to post another Twitter manifesto about it? Or is Mario the one thing he'd draw the line at having politicized? I'm not sure...

 

[RockVolnutt]

So now that Reggie Fils Aime has gone on record saying that Nintendo won't incorporate political messages into their games, are we going to expect Bob Chipman to post another Twitter manifesto about it? Or is Mario the one thing he'd draw the line at having politicized? I'm not sure...

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Everything
Is
Inherently
Political
At least to Bob and pals

 

[Kyria the Great]

Everything
Is
Inherently
Political
At least to Bob and pals

Bob and Pals sounds like a really shitty Saturday morning cartoon show. I assume it would be a severely bastardized version of Captain N: The Game Master, where Bob dressed as Mario goes to fight the evil GGers, Middle Americans, and others that don't toe the line with genocidal overtones as well as morals at the end like "No Bad Tactics, Only Bad Targets,"

 

[thismanlies]

So now that Reggie Fils Aime has gone on record saying that Nintendo won't incorporate political messages into their games, are we going to expect Bob Chipman to post another Twitter manifesto about it? Or is Mario the one thing he'd draw the line at having politicized? I'm not sure...

Nintendo already got "political" when they showed Mario in a sombrero. Just imagine how much Bob would chimp if he ever saw his hero in a red trucker hat.