Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lorento]

Emphasis on "crash"

When he tweeted that he going to lay down and sleep, I suddenly felt tremors running through the ground and about half the houses in my area collapsed.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob's feeling "irrelevant" today:

This is kind of like Chris responding to a concise dressing-down with "Whatever.":

Bob's feeling saucy tonight, mostly because we know his blood's marinara sauce at this point:

There are people here convinced you can't even leave home - Nyah!

Also this exchange is pretty funny. To think, he calls us obsessive stalkers:

(P.S. "Help yourself to an extra Fig Newton" is quite possibly the worst possible thing for him to say.)

I'm curious, let's see this "harassment" for ourselves:

I'm shaking with fear.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Soon enough we will see Bob give a religious style praise for Miyamoto, Anita, and the Dems for shaping him into the Man(let) he is today.

The holy trinity of Bob Chipman

 

[Gordon Cole]

Soon enough we will see Bob give a religious style praise for Miyamoto, Anita, and the Dems for shaping him into the Man(let) he is today.

The holy trinity of Bob Chipman

I'd like to give a special shout out to his High School bullies. They're the gifts that keep on giving.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I'd like to give a special shout out to his High School bullies. They're the gifts that keep on giving.

The more that I dive into the madness and sadness that is Bob's twitter and personal life, the more I see a certain someone coming out more and more

 

[ZehnBoat]

The more that I dive into the madness and sadness that is Bob's twitter and personal life, the more I see a certain someone coming out more and more

honestly you can make a web of every lolcow and connect them with their common traits
they all have so much in common

 

[cypocryphy]

The difference is Chris is a lovable doofus at the end of the day. Bob is just insufferable.

 

[Kyria the Great]

honestly you can make a web of every lolcow and connect them with their common traits
they all have so much in common

I think that Bob has a picture of Mario to look at to help inspire his beliefs in "the Superior Future".

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The more that I dive into the madness and sadness that is Bob's twitter and personal life, the more I see a certain someone coming out more and more

Separated at birth?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

The more that I dive into the madness and sadness that is Bob's twitter and personal life, the more I see a certain someone coming out more and more

Chris is far more sympathetic than Bob. Matey Potatey is more like Cole tbh.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Jesus Christ, now I'm imagining Bob's Indian doppelganger:

...It's a figure of speech? Just when I thought he couldn't get dumber:

"I do have some not-so-good news I've just heard about on the web...":

Also, he's still using "mansplaining":

 

[Kyria the Great]

No, no, no no people, you have this all wrong. The true long, lost brother of Bob can possibly only be one person.....

I can practically see the resemblance in the two right down to their terrible worldviews.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

No, no, no no people, you have this all wrong. The true long, lost brother of Bob can possibly only be one person.....

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I can practically see the resemblance in the two right down to their terrible worldviews.

So who's Tony Goldmark then? Their long-lost West Coast cousin? Or do you think they all escaped from the same cloning facility?

 

[ZehnBoat]

No, no, no no people, you have this all wrong. The true long, lost brother of Bob can possibly only be one person.....

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I can practically see the resemblance in the two right down to their terrible worldviews.

it's the holy trinity of overweight stupid white male lolcows
andrew, bob, chris

 

[Gordon Cole]

So who's Tony Goldmark then? Their long-lost West Coast cousin? Or do you think they all escaped from the same cloning facility?

And how does the black sheep of the family, DSP, fit into all of this?

 

[Kyria the Great]

So who's Tony Goldmark then? Their long-lost West Coast cousin? Or do you think they all escaped from the same cloning facility?

I assume that there has to be some factory going to make these balding, fat, depressed, socially maladjusted, and aggressive manlets as I don't think there is any other rational way to explain why so many of them look and sound the same.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I assume that there has to be some factory going to make these balding, fat, depressed, socially maladjusted, and aggressive manlets as I don't think there is any other rational way to explain why so many of them look and sound the same.

My hope is the government shuts this project down and starts putting bounties on these things so I can make some extra cash.

 

[Kyria the Great]

My hope is the government shuts this project down and starts putting bounties on these things so I can make some extra cash.

You mean that we can start to become Blade Runners to hunt down these Replicants?

 

[Gordon Cole]

I assume that there has to be some factory going to make these balding, fat, depressed, socially maladjusted, and aggressive manlets as I don't think there is any other rational way to explain why so many of them look and sound the same.

I just realized something. There's only an hour difference between Bob throwing a shitfit about Hillary, and him talking about Transformers 5. That means that Bob's so obsessed with being right on Twitter that he'll tweet during a movie.

 

[Blindrainbow]

No, no, no no people, you have this all wrong. The true long, lost brother of Bob can possibly only be one person.....

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I can practically see the resemblance in the two right down to their terrible worldviews.

No kidding, I actually thought for a moment that the first picture was bob.