Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Blindrainbow said:
No kidding, I actually thought for a moment that the first picture was bob.
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That is ok as it is a honest mistake. A lot of these cows tend to look and sound the same. Just remember it is Bob that has the more genocidal tone to him, whereas Dobson is just a combative asshole to everyone that disagrees with him.
 
Kyria the Great said:
That is ok as it is a honest mistake. A lot of these cows tend to look and sound the same. Just remember it is Bob that has the more genocidal tone to him, whereas Dobson is just a combative asshole to everyone that disagrees with him.
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Yeah Dobson actually gets mad at people individually. Bob just calls you "sport" or makes some comment about your avatar then ignores you.
 
Kyria the Great said:
The more that I dive into the madness and sadness that is Bob's twitter and personal life, the more I see a certain someone coming out more and more

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Tried adding a little girth and some Mario lego merch in the background. I can't seem to find a Bob face picture that quite captures that "thousand yards and a thousand chili dogs" stare of the original Chris pic, though.
 
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Pokemonquistador said:
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Tried adding a little girth and some Mario lego merch in the background. I can't seem to find a Bob face picture that quite captures that "thousand yards and a thousand chili dogs" stare of the original Chris pic, though.
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I don't think Bob can really rival Chris, but he does share the same insane views and extreme fanboyism, that he could possibly go toe to toe on the same level as Chris if he does something really big and really stupid.
 
Big Meaty Claws said:
I don't think Bob can really rival Chris, but he does share the same insane views and extreme fanboyism, that he could possibly go toe to toe on the same level as Chris if he does something really big and really stupid.
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Of all the lolcows I follow Bob is the only one I find as fascinating as Chris because Chris occasionally displays a rare glimmer of maturity or self awareness, or has to face some difficult situation that makes it difficult to outright hate him. Bob on the other hand, nobody pities him and you can only feel contempt for him. You can laugh at him without remorse, and it's okay, because at the end of the day Bob would likely send us all to some Mario themed gulag were it in his power.
 
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Kyria the Great said:
No, no, no no people, you have this all wrong. The true long, lost brother of Bob can possibly only be one person.....

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I can practically see the resemblance in the two right down to their terrible worldviews.
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There's a resemblance (no doubt from a mutual love of carbohydrates and a disdain for physical activity), but Dobson just looks round and pale. There are some angles -- this is one of them -- where Bob actually looks like he's physically ill. Not to mention he's the jowliest motherfucker I've ever seen under the age of 45 or so. I mean, all jokes aside, Bob's a big boy but he's not THAT fat. His head looks like that of someone who's about to sign a Discovery Channel contract, "Quarter Ton Man" or something.
 
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Chris vs bob is an odd contrast. They're not actually very simular aside from the cosmetic.

Bobs an exceptionally bitter middle aged man his problems derive from an inability to relate to others, horrible anger management issues and a level of vanity on par with his girth. he has some drive, competance and ambition but this has been brought low by his own failings.

Chris is a autistic person with emotional problems which blow Bob's out the fucking ball park even if you don't buy her being trans, he's/she/don't care bassically a exceptionally stupid child trapped in an adult world. I honestly cannot imagine this poor bastard ever had a chance. He was always going to be a total fuck up.

It should also be said their's a level of raw malice in Chipmans heart which often alarming compared to Chris' well intentioned bumblings, I can't say a like or respect either but It actually requires a level of restraint not to hate Bob where I feel genuine pity for Chris-chan.

Bassically Chris is a born lolcow Bob is a lolcow by choice. Dobsons a lot better comparison.
 
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Mola Ram said:
There's a resemblance (no doubt from a mutual love of carbohydrates and a disdain for physical activity), but Dobson just looks round and pale. There are some angles -- this is one of them -- where Bob actually looks like he's physically ill. Not to mention he's the jowliest motherfucker I've ever seen under the age of 45 or so. I mean, all jokes aside, Bob's a big boy but he's not THAT fat. His head looks like that of someone who's about to sign a Discovery Channel contract, "Quarter Ton Man" or something.
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Jowls are a physical display of being the Übermensch. Soon the fat fucks of the world will rise up and raid all the McDonalds world wide. Their burps will be a victory cry heard around the world.

Emperor Julian said:
Chris vs bob is an odd contrast. They're not actually very simular aside from the cosmetic.

Bobs an exceptionally bitter middle aged man his problems derive from an inability to relate to others, horrible anger management issues and a level on vanity on par with his girth. he has some drive, competance and ambition but this has been brought low by his own failings.

Chris is a autistic person with emotional problems which blow Bob's out the fucking ball park even if you don't buy her being trans, he's/she/don't care bassically a exceptionally stupid child trapped in an adult world. I honestly cannot imagine this poor bastard ever had a change. He was always going to be a total fuck up.

It should also be said their's a level of raw malice in Chipmans heart which often alarming compared to Chris' well intentioned bumblings, I can't say a like or respect either but It actually requires a level of restraint not to hate Bob.

Bassically Chris is a born lolcow Bob is a lolcow by choice. Dobsons a lot better comparison.
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Bob's kinda hard to put in words with how fucked he is. He's a middle aged manchild fixated on 1989 who still thinks it's 2006 using a hilariously failed political movement from the early 2010s as a vehicle for his hate born out of an inferiority complex from being an obese middle aged white manchild with no feet.
 
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Can anyone else help bring up other cows that have that seething level of self-hatred that they project to the crowd like Bob? I am having trouble because he is a unique cow in his near blatant hatred of folks that don't agree with him.
 
Kyria the Great said:
Can anyone else help bring up other cows that have that seething level of self-hatred that they project to the crowd like Bob? I am having trouble because he is a unique cow in his near blatant hatred of folks that don't agree with him.
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I don't think he does hate himself, I suspect he believes he's genuinly better than most people. On reflection this is most likely the key differance between himself and Dobson, in the core of his being Dobson knows he's a fucking loser Bob in contrast see's himself as a Randian Ubermensch. Ironically it means Bob has a far better work ethic than Dobbo.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
I don't think he does hate himself, I suspect he believes he's genuinly better than most people. On reflection this is most likely the key differance between himself and Dobson, in the core of his being Dobson knows he's a fucking loser Bob in contrast see's himself as a Randian Ubermensch. Ironically it means Bob has a far better work ethic than Dobbo.
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To give Bob credit where credit is due, he does regularly put out videos of passable quality that if they didn't have his shitty, self-inserted politics or his smug attitude. He seems to work harder than Dobson which is why he pulls the money he does
 
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Kyria the Great said:
Can anyone else help bring up other cows that have that seething level of self-hatred that they project to the crowd like Bob? I am having trouble because he is a unique cow in his near blatant hatred of folks that don't agree with him.
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Given everything he's said I find it hard to believe Bob has any degree of self-loathing. Like Julian said, Bob seems to legitimately think he's smarter, better, and more talented than everyone else, which of course is not an attitude people with self-hatred generally have.
 
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Kyria the Great said:
To give Bob credit where credit is due, he does regularly put out videos of passable quality that if they didn't have his shitty, self-inserted politics or his smug attitude. He seems to work harder than Dobson which is why he pulls the money he does
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Totally agree here. Bob is unique along lolcows in he's actually successful at his job without being a thief. He's not a huge success and even by internet standards he's a Literally Who but at least he works for his money. His failings are on the fact he's a disagreeable chode with an unwarranted sense of self-importance.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
Chris vs bob is an odd contrast. They're not actually very simular aside from the cosmetic.

Bobs an exceptionally bitter middle aged man his problems derive from an inability to relate to others, horrible anger management issues and a level of vanity on par with his girth. he has some drive, competance and ambition but this has been brought low by his own failings.

Chris is a autistic person with emotional problems which blow Bob's out the fucking ball park even if you don't buy her being trans, he's/she/don't care bassically a exceptionally stupid child trapped in an adult world. I honestly cannot imagine this poor bastard ever had a chance. He was always going to be a total fuck up.

It should also be said their's a level of raw malice in Chipmans heart which often alarming compared to Chris' well intentioned bumblings, I can't say a like or respect either but It actually requires a level of restraint not to hate Bob where I feel genuine pity for Chris-chan.

Bassically Chris is a born lolcow Bob is a lolcow by choice. Dobsons a lot better comparison.
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You also have to factor in his shitty experience in high school. While I'm sure many of us had an awful run in high school, I'm also certain that we've gotten over it or will get over it. Bob's seemingly incapable of getting over high school to the point where his unpleasant memories managed to infect his worldview. (Hating Playstation/HexBox fans cause they remind him of bros, calling Conservatives "bullies", etc.)
 
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I should reiterate, if he's shooting in a special green-screen room in his basement, I don't see why he feels the need to work in the dead of night and go to bed around Nine in the morning:
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When you don't know who's more exceptional, Bob or the vidya defender.

Also, "Please be being ironic" sounds grammatically incorrect, but I can't tell you why:
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