Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

That sleep schedule that messed up should raise some fucking red flags on Bobs end. Whenever my sleep schedule has been seriously fucked up eventually I got some sort of wake up call that reminded me it was only fucked up because I wasn't actually doing anything of any importance that required interaction with other human beings and that perhaps I should actually interact with friends or family.

The fact that Bob can be a 30 something year old man and have such a fucked up sleep cycle is very, very, revealing about just how little he goes outside and just how little he interacts with people he cares about. Shit something as simple as having dinner with his brother at a regular time once a week would be enough that he'd have to maintain some sort of sleep schedule, even if only for a couple of days a week.

It's surprising that he even has interactions with his brother considering just a few pages ago we were talking about how he feels family to be an irrelevant or bad thing in his bizarre worldview. Someone should correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't Bob flirted with the idea that children should be property of the state and away from relatives?

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

I found an old high school photo of Bob with some friends, looks like trench coats were fashionable back then.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

That does explain Dylan's Sox hat.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

lol friends

 

[reptile0009]

I found an old high school photo of Bob with some friends, looks like trench coats were fashionable back then.

I doubt Bob would be friends with Eric and Harris because they play first person shooters, and Bob would never associate himself with anyone who play FPS's.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I doubt Bob would be friends with anyone

FTFY

 

[Kyria the Great]

It's surprising that he even has interactions with his brother considering just a few pages ago we were talking about how he feels family to be an irrelevant or bad thing in his bizarre worldview. Someone should correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't Bob flirted with the idea that children should be property of the state and away from relatives?

Yeah because that totally won't raise emotionally detached group of children that will turn into socially maladjusted adults. Why does it seem that almost anything that comes out of his mouth that isn't Mario, MCU, and Wrestling always come across as objectively evil?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Yeah because that totally won't raise emotionally detached group of children that will turn into socially maladjusted adults. Why does it seem that almost anything that comes out of his mouth that isn't Mario, MCU, and Wrestling always come across as objectively evil?

Because it is.

 

[The Nothingness]

How is it that Bob's a wrestling fan when WWE has (and still is) associated with Donald Trump? I thought he would have washed his hands of that company and he appears to be part of the "WWE-only wrestling fan".

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

How is it that Bob's a wrestling fan when WWE has (and still is) associated with Donald Trump? I thought he would have washed his hands of that company and he appears to be part of the "WWE-only wrestling fan".

Secretly, he wants to take Brock Lesnar's massive cock right up the lebensraum.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

So let me get this straight: MovieBob's diabetic, obese, extremely inactive, has copious amounts of stress, and has irregular sleeping patterns? Yeah that's a good recipe for an early death.

I like to think that if there is a God, he purposely keeps these fuckers alive to serve as a warning.

Either that or the human body is way more resilient than we give it credit for.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I like to think that if there is a God, he purposely keeps these fuckers alive to serve as a warning.

Either that or the human body is way more resilient than we give it credit for.

To paraphrase the CWCki, Bob may just be genetically predisposed towards living a long, albeit miserable life.

 

[Positron]

You'd think so but the biggest factor for heart attacks is stress and Bob is an unemployed man who does fuck all. Not to mention lolcows seem to be oddly resilient,see also Chris Chan, ADF, Barb Chandler.

Oh I'm sure he is under a huge deal of stress, especially after Rodham's defeat -- and it is entirely self-induced.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Yeah because that totally won't raise emotionally detached group of children that will turn into socially maladjusted adults. Why does it seem that almost anything that comes out of his mouth that isn't Mario, MCU, and Wrestling always come across as objectively evil?

The worst part is Bob's not the first to suggest such an idea. The idea is it'd eliminated any issues children's backgrounds would give them and the state could turn them into more productive citizens. Usually the response from the public is along the lines of "Touch my kids and I'll watch the life slowly escape your eyes as I strangle you with your own intestines". You are right about it only producing damaged people if put into practice.

Spoiler

Let's not play the game of all the dictatorships that did this "didn't do it right". I don't like brainwashing.

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's surprising that he even has interactions with his brother considering just a few pages ago we were talking about how he feels family to be an irrelevant or bad thing in his bizarre worldview. Someone should correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't Bob flirted with the idea that children should be property of the state and away from relatives?

And knowing Bob, his execution would be as insultingly simplistic and zero sum as Democrat=Stay, Republican=Remove. If that's the case, then Bob will finally meet those dang, dirty gun owners he keeps harping on about.

 

[Lensherr]

Has Bob seen Spider-Man: Homecoming yet and given his thoughts? I can guarantee you he'll be jizzing himself over both the diversity and the villain being a blue collar guy who apparently gets fucked over by Tony Stark.

 

[Gordon Cole]

The reason why I posted this retweet of a dog has to do with Bob and Dogs. On any given day, his retweets will be half "Gas the Conservatives" and half "Dog doing dog things so cute XD". It's the most jarring and childish thing to read and it reminds me of how I viewed dogs before my family eventually adopted one. The difference is, I got my vicarious dog sperging out of the way when I was 9, while Bob's still doing this at 36.

I think that Bob wants to be a dog owner, but beyond the terrifying thought of Bob having to care for another creature, Dogs require more care and attention than he realizes. Beyond having to do basic things like food and water, dogs love stimulation. For example, every day I take my dog to a park near my house so we can both run around and get some exercise/fresh air and it's my favorite part of the day. Is Bob exceptional to the point where he seriously thinks his fat ass can keep up with a dog? Or will he just half-ass it and let the dog go in the yard and let it get as fat and lazy as he is?

TL;DR Bob is fat and should not be let anywhere near dogs.

Has Bob seen Spider-Man: Homecoming yet and given his thoughts? I can guarantee you he'll be jizzing himself over both the diversity and the villain being a blue collar guy who apparently gets fucked over by Tony Stark.

He's surprisingly measured about the whole thing, with him calling it "Good Enough" in a tweet.

 

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The reason why I posted this retweet of a dog has to do with Bob and Dogs. On any given day, his retweets will be half "Gas the Conservatives" and half "Dog doing dog things so cute XD". It's the most jarring and childish thing to read and it reminds me of how I viewed dogs before my family eventually adopted one. The difference is, I got my vicarious dog sperging out of the way when I was 9, while Bob's still doing this at 36.

I think that Bob wants to be a dog owner, but beyond the terrifying thought of Bob having to care for another creature, Dogs require more care and attention than he realizes. Beyond having to do basic things like food and water, dogs love stimulation. For example, every day I take my dog to a park near my house so we can both run around and get some exercise/fresh air and it's my favorite part of the day. Is Bob exceptional to the point where he seriously thinks his fat ass can keep up with a dog? Or will he just half-ass it and let the dog go in the yard and let it get as fat and lazy as he is?

TL;DR Bob is fat and should not be let anywhere near dogs.

He's surprisingly measured about the whole thing, with him calling it "Good Enough" in a tweet.

Now the question of who would be the worse dog owner. Bob or Alison Rapp?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Now the question of who would be the worse dog owner. Bob or Alison Rapp?

Bob would probably neglect the dog because having and taking care of a dog is low on his list of priorities compared to murdering Trump voters and a-logging every movie studio that isn't Marvel. I'm too rusty on my Alison Rapp knowledge to compare, but I'm half-expecting her to be a dog-fucker at this point.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Don't act friendly to me!"

"Am I too far removed from high school to enjoy Spider-Man?"
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